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McStoic:
I preferred Planta back then. Children is breakfast time, planta time is *** time , plantaa...mummy love the creamier taste............. Planta it's Plantaa, for that creamier butter taste!!

Thanks for bringing back the planta butter memories. Old is really cool!

Hintona:
Blueband used to have a tin?

Indomie Republic!

Why break the marriage over one correctional arrest?

[quote author=ivolt post=106478772]Are you sure you are not the debtor
considering the anger in your response?[/quo


The pic I posted was actually the response I got from the loan agent bc I called them to vent my displeasure over their invasion of my privacy.

Sir, its bc u don't know me. If u do, u can never assume it's me who took loan. I CAN NEVER BORROW money from loan companies. I don't even borrow from my friends bc I believe they also have needs & would not want to cause inconveniences. Am a staunch advocate of CONTENTMENT.

The first two encounters I took it calmly but dis third one is a No No No. I have served in various leadership offices during my undergraduate & Nysc days so its normal for students & Corp members to have my contact. How many of them can I remember?

I want to call the attention of the government to save us from the embarrassing calls and messages of loan companies.

They always claim the debtor dropped your contact with them which is NOT true but rather they send messages or call all numbers on the contact list of the debtor. I have never taken a loan in my life neither do I care to do so.

I got a message today from a company called CREDIT9JA that somebody took a loan from them, that he dropped my number as an emergency number for them to call. Why dragging innocent people into a deal or transaction they know nothing about?

The most annoying part is that u might end up not knowing the person; reason is because people can get people's contact without their consent.

This is the 3rd time i will encounter this. The first was abt a schoolmate of mine during my undergraduate days, the second was a fellow Corp member during my service in the core North and now is a stranger who have my number. Yet these people suddenly claimed he is my relative. It's so annoying! I called back and gave them a stern warning. See the reply I got.

Ok

Issorite

Eeh! This reply is more destructive than Russian Missiles.

Your Excellency Sir, what about Stephen Kechi?

Lala will extradite the long creature to Nigeria.

iamsea:
Prophet hush giving us sermon ahead of when he might be arrested too?.. I'm so sure hes not different from monpa. Nigga be talking bout trying times, like monpha was arrested for going about his LEGIT bussiness without any FRAUDULENT additional bussiness to the legit one.

U talk am o.

Waw, a thought challenging piece.

Hmm this is getting more interesting.

I think he is a Levite, they are good with burning. Burnt offering et.al

Is it just me seeing dis?
2012 & 2021. Interchange 2 & 1 it gives dsame year. 20...1...2 & 20...2...1. It is destined to be.
Not Red, we painted d world's most expensive City Blue. Pls confirm from "womancity".

1. Pomo Rice advert: haa! why is water wet? why can't I drive? why don't u go sch?........

2. Airtel Advert : livestock market wer 2 Hausa cattle sellers wer browsing secretly getting info on foot & mouth disease of cattle...

3. Blue Band butter: wer a little boy was munching his buttered bread & was reading d nutritional details of blue band, his eyes popped out! he ate so much buttered bread thinking he wud grow bigger instantly. He decided to go check his "new height ".

4. Baby Pears advert: This is my best advert. Those kids acted so perfectly. A kid dragged his mum to court, d little judge was sleeping on duty.

*PLS can any one help find the Baby Pears advert?

hmm

This man also featured in the popular Nollywood movie Died Wretched. He played d role of the drunkard that called the elders Vultures.

As usual i disagree with its naming. It should be called Achalinus lalastica in honour of our Great Emeritus Professor of Slytherinology on Nairaland. I mean Lalasticlala.

Let me pay serious attention as we await the full season of this movie titled "Court Room".
starring: FFK, Snow-white & Judiciary et.al.




FTC after 4yrs of membership on NL.


Seun pls take note.

Pls can anyone help me with that old baby pears advert made by children inside a courtroom? I can remember the little judge was asleep in d beginning before his attention was called.

Trimeresurus lalastica! A certain Mod won't like the inability to convert dis to pepper soup dish.

Dear Medusa,

Pls go into hiding, lord Lala's boys are on rampage. Your biggest problem is ur size (158kg) bc ur meat can feed d entire Republic of Nairaland hence they see u as a natural palliative.

In case u don't know, every Nairalander is a pepper soup Chef. Their knives are very sharp, pots are already washed, plates are on queue, ground pepper dey for corner, lemon grass dey backyard, & pepper soup spice is N50 only; at most, 12 sachets (N500 for dozen price) go do.

Yours Protectingly,

Me

Waiting

Hmm

chinosxl:
oracle needs to be on the list

"Ogbakiri will fight its fight"..............Amaechi Monagor

There is always a mother in-law who controls everyone.

All sons will marry & bring their wives to leave in same house with their parents.

Mothers always make the decisions & have the final say while the fathers will stand there like Mumu as camara flashes their face 3 times.

Slytherinology students' project sighted. Lala well done o

omowolewa:
SMS niyen




No mind those boiz, they will still hand them over to the judge. The beating is just family affairs.

Maximum Shishi is family affair. Lol. Ogba Femi.

Macsjebs:
At some point you become so speechless when all efforts to get people to check your signature and patronize you isn't yielding results...

But if founding members of nairaland and well respected monikers here could patronize and vouch for me, you really shouldn't have any worries patronizing me...

Dr Macsjebs, how is you? Where have thou been? U have graduated to double-headed snakes abi? I saw ur thread though. Lol