FatherBona:

Complete with my bottle of kai kai wey I use pour the libation

I support the summon with 5 kolanuts. Lala pls accept our offerings. More snakes to ur pepper soup. Iseeee

I stay in the North, if u know Northerners very well, they are the most difficult set of Nigerians to put under control, but you will never hear of soldiers brutalizing Northerners for any flimsy offence. In Katsina, people burnt down a police station for depriving them of worship due to the same lockdown. Did you hear dat soldier killed anyone? Joseph Pessu's offence doesn't deserve death. I believe there are stipulated penalties for offenders of the lockdown rules. Its only down south such things can happen. Northerners, will never take such from them.

kamanidesmond:
Some of the hoodlums that attacked officials of the Delta State Traffic Management Agency on the 1st of April while trying to enforce the stay at home order in the Jakpa Area of Warri, has been arrested.

The Executive Chairman of Uvwie Local Government Council, Hon Ransom Tega Onoyake and his team led police on a raid and swooped on Usiobe Mike, suspected to be the arrowhead that masterminded the molesting of the DESTMA officials.

Mike was arrested at Jakpa road opposite Ecobank at the vicinity where the assault was perpetrated.

When interrogated, Mike denied knowing other hoodlums with whom he had molested the officials with but surrendered himself to the Task Force for further questioning at the police station after one of the youngsters in the neighborhood identified him as one of them.

Watch the videos of their arrest below;

Source: https://focusnaija.com.ng/2020/04/03/lockdown-delta-begins-clampdown-on-hoodlums-that-perpetrated-violence-in-warri/

Op please take note, Jakpa is not part of Warri South LGA let alone Warri City. Jakpa is in Uvwie LGA while Effurun is the Head Quarter of Uvwie LGA. Is it not obvious dat its the Chairman of Uvwie LGA dat responded to the situation?

Kokolet11:
I will reply you later OK.

Ok Sir. thanks a million

Kokolet11:
I sent you mail check it and reply me before 6pm.Did you apply for custom?

@ kokolet sir, i requested to talk to u privately. U know dis is a public forum & i kno u understand my Point. I actually need ur favour (not money o). Lol
i already sent a mail request. pls sir, reply me. Thanks

Kokolet11:
Madam State your reason.

I sent u an email request. pls respond. thanks.

Kokolet11:
Some people are just stupid did I mention here that I need a job?If you want to know who I am come to national mosque abuja I'm close to that place you can mail me I will send you my contact number then after our meeting you will start respecting people here,I'm waiting for your mail.

Kokolet11 Pls Sir, pm me. Its very important. thanks Sir

My friend got dsame text. I really need to know if they are for real

sparkyJ:


Thank God u understand me. My 5 yrs of delayed admission was bc i wanted to study Medicine. I passed most of my UTMEs but cut-off score for medicine kept me back. The worst was wen i scored 261 in 2005 UTME. Cut off was 275. I pleaded for a related course with lesser cut-off but great Ife (OAU) refused. I kept writing UTME till 2007 which was actually my 5th UTME, i decided not to read for d exam bc i had given up on Jamb. I took it for granted, wen result came, i had 206 alas! i gained admission to my dear great Ife o.

My NYSC delay was caused by an error in my jamb data. One thing led to another, & d so called little problem lasted for 4 good yrs. I cud neither go for Masters nor seek for a job bc i dont av any certification (neither exemption nor discharge) frm NYSC. Who wud accept me? I became stuck in d middle, cud neither move left nor right.

I had to start hawking snacks in Angola & Awo halls (OAU) to survive. Virtually everyone in those hostel knew me. Sometimes wen i took buses to d hostels to sell snacks, i wud meet my classmates & even my juniors back den in sch. They wud highlight at post graduate hostel while i continued. What were dey doing in PG hostel? they actually resided there bc dey came back for Masters. While in dsame bus, I wud bow my head on my knees & weep till i get to my destination; of course to sell snacks. The biggest discouragement was wen i met my mate (2007 Class) on d Street. With great joy, we greeted each other after all those years. Hmm, i asked him bro wat are u doing here? He said " I came back to do my P.hD". What! I av no choice dan to be happy for him o. Our path to destiny is not kuku dsame so i av to help him thank God o Lol.

I missed a total of 17 mobilisation till i came to NYSC HQ & presented my case one on one. They handled it wit professionalism, I commend NYSC HQ staff, They are really good in their job. They were so hospitable & receptive, so friendly & behaved as if it were their own problem. They were so shocked to see dat such a trivial issue held me back for 4yrs. It was resolved quickly & i was mobilised exactly on d 18th mobilization counting frm Nov 2014 batch B stream I dat was suppose to be my actual mobilisation.

My life is testimony, after all d unnecessary delays, i av my NYSC certificate intact. Am grateful to God for fighting for me.

All i pray for now is a very good job bc Abuja is a place where only God can help u. And he can help u with strangers wen everyone else ignores u. Av applied everywhere i can. I just hope God connect me to my destiny helpers. Hello destiny friends, where are u? pls come & assist ur paddy o.

pls whoever is reading dis i need ur favour. God is my only connection. i trust him to use people like u guys to favour me. i need a job. Am tired of crying o

ademmy102:


What a life......full of mystery God will surely see you through. My brother kindly know that this life funny sometime don't ever be discourage when your time comes it will be like a dream and those colleagues of yours you think they are ahead you will later discovered that some of the will look onto you. There are three stages in ones life, the morning, the afternoon and the night and the most is for night to favour us than the morning. Based on my own experience I got help where I least expected and God perfect it after years of waiting. God makes a way where there is no way.

Thanks Bro.

Heineken:
nawao.. We in the same shoe... Exactly all what you said here.

Thank God u understand me. My 5 yrs of delayed admission was bc i wanted to study Medicine. I passed most of my UTMEs but cut-off score for medicine kept me back. The worst was wen i scored 261 in 2005 UTME. Cut off was 275. I pleaded for a related course with lesser cut-off but great Ife (OAU) refused. I kept writing UTME till 2007 which was actually my 5th UTME, i decided not to read for d exam bc i had given up on Jamb. I took it for granted, wen result came, i had 206 alas! i gained admission to my dear great Ife o.

My NYSC delay was caused by an error in my jamb data. One thing led to another, & d so called little problem lasted for 4 good yrs. I cud neither go for Masters nor seek for a job bc i dont av any certification (neither exemption nor discharge) frm NYSC. Who wud accept me? I became stuck in d middle, cud neither move left nor right.

I had to start hawking snacks in Angola & Awo halls (OAU) to survive. Virtually everyone in those hostel knew me. Sometimes wen i took buses to d hostels to sell snacks, i wud meet my classmates & even my juniors back den in sch. They wud highlight at post graduate hostel while i continued. What were dey doing in PG hostel? they actually resided there bc dey came back for Masters. While in dsame bus, I wud bow my head on my knees & weep till i get to my destination; of course to sell snacks. The biggest discouragement was wen i met my mate (2007 Class) on d Street. With great joy, we greeted each other after all those years. Hmm, i asked him bro wat are u doing here? He said " I came back to do my P.hD". What! I av no choice dan to be happy for him o. Our path to destiny is not kuku dsame so i av to help him thank God o Lol.

I missed a total of 17 mobilisation till i came to NYSC HQ & presented my case one on one. They handled it wit professionalism, I commend NYSC HQ staff, They are really good in their job. They were so hospitable & receptive, so friendly & behaved as if it were their own problem. They were so shocked to see dat such a trivial issue held me back for 4yrs. It was resolved quickly & i was mobilised exactly on d 18th mobilization counting frm Nov 2014 batch B stream I dat was suppose to be my actual mobilisation.

My life is testimony, after all d unnecessary delays, i av my NYSC certificate intact. Am grateful to God for fighting for me.

All i pray for now is a very good job bc Abuja is a place where only God can help u. And he can help u with strangers wen everyone else ignores u. Av applied everywhere i can. I just hope God connect me to my destiny helpers. Hello destiny friends, where are u? pls come & assist ur paddy o.

Hello Nairalanders,

I graduated 6 yrs ago but no job. Am based in Abuja. Av submitted several applications both online & manually. Am almost loosing hope.

It took 5yrs (5 UTMEs) for me to secure admission to d university after i left Sec Sch. I had a year extra plus ASUU madness which summed up to 2 yrs within my academic journey. Denied mobilization for 4 solid yrs. Finally mobilised in Aug 2018 instead of Nov 2014. An overall total of 11yrs (5+2+4) of delay.

Am done serving since 7months ago but no job. Now, u see why i said am almost loosing hopes. Am scared of another delay. Those 11yrs was full of tears & pains of denial.

I really need job cos i don't want to be a liability to anyone.

i did the enquiry prayer. i didnt see any sign or manifestation. pls wat shd i do next? thanks

Amen

i request for grace to proceed with enquiry prayer.

1. NAME: My name is Juliet.

2. LOCATION AND STATE OF ORIGIN: I stay in Abuja from Ondo state.

3. DREAM AT NIGHT OR RE-OCCURRING DREAMS: picking snails in my dream, have seen myself with a baby several times in my dream, Recently, have been eating in my dream, & i hardly understand or remember my dreams.

4. FOUNDATIONS- : My grandfathers worshipped Ogun, in the past, my mother have sought help from idol worshippers in a bid to solve family problems concerning her children.

5. WHAT YOU WANT GOD TO DO FOR YOU: I want God to deliver me from Marital delay, promise and fail, Stagnation, Disappointment at the edge of success, Unemployment, & Financial hardship.

Hello

Nwaohafia1:
I prefer Diana leaving than Omashola leaving.

Frodd had no choice.

Guy did u watch the last arena game of the season? i mean the one themed "Horror". Did u notice d spiritual connection? No bet Naija coin for the winner o. Surprisingly, Omatsola won wit the fastest time of 51:03 while Diane came last with 5mins + secs. Now the magic hat eviction fell on Omatsola & Diane. Now Omatsola won the chance to stay in the final while Diane said goodbye to BBN4. Maybe its just my imagination though no offence.

Tradernaija:


Kindly come to the house let me explain it to you...
lol...

Anyway, check your pack.

You need to text your iuc number to a particular short code number.. I don't use gotv ma.

I have done that o. infact this gotv matter don tire me i swear.

Hello guys, i renewed my Gotv sub last night by 10pm and my acct has been debited but till this moment my sub is yet to be activated. I don't have customer care contact. pls wat can i do?

rosy1992:
This doesn't look ordinary.

Seub pls push this to front page and see if others wont confirm this incidence. i saw it happen live at gudu cemetery

The rainbow around the sun is something geographic on its own. Before laying d coffin, d atmosphere was normal but d moment pastor Olugbenga's coffin touched Mother Earth, a large ring of Rainbow surrounded Sun. People shouted so loud dat passers-by started running into d commentary to collect d burial programme all bc they wanted to know who he was. It truly happened before my eyes, behold a rainbow circling d sun. If i no see am, wud av said its fake news but i was there. I tot of uploading it too. Others will also come here on Nairaland to bear witness of what they saw. D rainbow ring lasted over an hour. When i got to my Street, i asked d shop owners on my street if they saw anything they said no. i was so shocked to my bones dat it was only Gudu residents dat witnessed it.

DSDLIVEREPORT:
Edo haf becomes Niger Deltas bros?

Bros, check d Niger-Delta map b4 u disgrace urself tinking u are correcting someone.

Efewestern:

The oba of Bini visit to the Olu of Itsekiri is indeed a historical one.

We know u guys. u can keep hating. But till Jesus comes, none of u can change his title. It was so b4 ur fathers were born & so shall it remain. Long live the OLU of WARRI.

Bakrabas:
Unbelievable Buhari

Many people are saying the Dapchi saga is UNBELIEVABLE. Well, I go with them. Everything about Buhari has been unbelievable for a very long time.

Even history accords him that UNBELIEVABLE respect.

It was unbelievable when PMB killed Maitatsine terrorism in 1980

It was unbelievable when he killed Makiniki at the Cameroun border in 1981

It was unbelievable when he built our first set of refineries as Petroleum Minister

It was unbelievable when he won the 2015 presidential election

It was unbelievable when he silenced IPOB

It was unbelievable when we stopped hearing of Niger Delta militants

It was unbelievable when he reduced and decimated boko haram to soft target attackers

It was unbelievable when fuel queues disappeared in the face of sabotage and excessive profiteering besides fraudulent subsidy regimes.

It will still be UNBELIEVABLE when Nigeria will stop importing refined products with the full operation Dangote Refinery and other modular refineries across Nigeria.

And it will still be UNBELIEVABLE to many wailers and enemies of Nigeria that Buhari will win 2019 Presidential election in a landslide victory.

I call him Mr UNBELIEVABLE.

Why do I call him MR. UNBELIEVABLE?

-Shortly after he resumed office, they sponsored Avengers to halt oil business(Country's major income), he tackled them.

-They later sponsored IPOB secessionists, he silenced them

- Being the promoter of farming, they bought, hoard and even destroyed the farm products after the harvest, to create hunger in the land and ignite civil uproar, but he invested more in farming to bridge the gap they have created

-They made an attempt on his life, put poisoned-gas in his office air conditioning system, but God Helped, healed and returned him back home, after months.

-They ganged up with some people in the NASS to scuttle all progressive bills and laws in order to make him bow, he remained resolute.

-They used all sorts of characters in the NASS including the "common sense" senator to ridicule him and distract him, he remained indifferent.

-They imported, smuggled deadly-weapons and sponsored killings, and internal crimes to tarnish his government, he squared up their effort and keep beating them.

-They took false campaign of calumny against him to foreign countries, in return he gets more support and encouragement from international world.

They even attempted pitch him against his friend Tinubu, but the Ashiwaju is a wise man, and politically savvy. He disappointed them.

-They resolved to begging him not to contest again, he left them in tenterhook and suspense.

-Now they knelt down and beg military to take over. He smiled. When you hear these people crying, please note that Nigeria is progressing, and getting off its hook. They prefer anybody apart from him, they presented/suggested many options within their circle. As they create the distractions and the sabotage, he remains resolute, focused, determined, calculative and committed to the welfare and well being of his country masses.

Buhari all the way

©Frank Ofili

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It will be unbelievable if Fulani Herdsmen wipe out ur entire village & family.

Nigerians have been voting CeeC out but it was biggy who av manipulated d outcomes to save her. Biggy only wanted d votes to make money. Dey av their script planned out. CeeC cudnt av gone dat far wit dat level of criticism. Also bear in mind dat pple who don't watch d show hardly vote, so its doz who watched dat av lots of comment to make & by extension cast der votes. So its clear dat d majority is not cool wit her attitude. So who av been giving her doz huge votes? Biggy has been partial frm d beginning. Until 2 days ago, CeeC has done worse tings dat even attracted more serious punishment but trust biggy for back up. I dont hate any housemate but i hate d partiality on Biggie's part.

what a bad head of house. someone who neva won it all along was finally favoured by biggie to become HOH & see hw she misuse d power thereof. Cee C cant b a good leader if she continues dat way in life. Integrity & arrogance are two diff tings dat shdnt b intertwined. Arrogance & pride will always mare oda good virtues in a person be it male or female. One can have a good case but handles it wit a wrong approach. Its normal to get angry wen offended but arrogance, pride, & rebellion will earn u more enemies in life.

Dis year's BBN is for d igbos.
Ebuka (presenter)
Laura Ikeji (payport game show)
Cc
Miracle
Nina
Alex
all dese surrounds only one TOBI. I pray U find flavors in d midst of all dese drama.

nwabobo:
He even shook hands with her.




https://www.instagram.com/p/Bg82hbzHsHY/?hl=en

Aisha will not like this.

nwabobo:
He even shook hands with her.




https://www.instagram.com/p/Bg82hbzHsHY/?hl=en

Aisha will not like this.

*Ebieshuwa (Shuwa) — Family is fortune*
Itsekiri dont use d "sh" consonant. it rather uses "ts". so d correct spelling shd be *Ebietsuwa*

Also, Oludewa means --- He came back.
E.g A child dat was born shortly after d demise of a relative or dat resembles a dead family member could be assumed to av reincarnated. Hence they are named after such pple. Jst like yorubas will say Babatunde or yetunde.

Papiikush:
Halort

Slut

Cheap bìtch

Oloribu omo

Omo ofo

Omo paaaaauuuu bii ibòn

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You have a boyfriend and still told him you will cheat on him inside bbn house. Who gives a fück about your boyfriend?

So you don't think about harming your personality and reputation by having sex on a national TV?

You didn't think about the shame you brought to your family? Imagine your mother being the talk of the whole neighborhood. "Yes, that is the woman whose daughter was having sex multiple times on live TV".

She wouldn't even be able to dish advice to anyone again till she dies... They will be like "Did you advice your own daughter before she leaves for big brother?"

Your mother should have flushed out your pregnancy. Maybe she wouldn't have to deal with this kind of humiliation.

************
Of course you can get your boyfriend back only if you win the 45m.

Even me sef, I'll take back my girlfriend if she fücks on live TV and still win the money...anything apart from that, I am sorry love. i can't accept a girl who didn't win the money but brought back a slacked pussy instead

I cant lose two things. Sorry baby I can't.

This is probably one of those foolish girls that will come on nairaland and start claiming feminism. Awon olosho gbogbo.

She should av also known dat one day, her kids will Google out her actions in d BBN house & feel humiliated. She will face her kids someday & dat wud be her worse night mare.