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Baba has heard news about Covid-19 so he decided to wear his PPE (Amniotic Sac) before showing up on earth to avoid stories that touch. A transparent Covid-19 suit. Watch out as transparent suit will start trending. Lol

BTW, does Jigawa shares a border with Gandollar's corona infested Kano?[/quote]Jigawa was created from the old Kano state. This very Hadeja we are talking about is the most civilized & developed part of Jigawa. Its even more commercial than Dutse (the state capital) bc is shares boundary with Kano.

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White007:
El-Rufai’s wall have every resemblance like him.

Chai! Sense wee not kee u, infact u are such a "badoo". Only a few can grab your point. If you know you know. Laf yaff kee me o. See finishing!

proffemi:
Good Lord!
I don't know what is wrong with your wife, but I know you should be extremely careful resorting to a forum like this for medical advice.
Someone actually diagnosed candidiasis from just frequent peeing! I can only hope you are not the one dashing them likes, because they are about to get you and your wife in big trouble, especially since they are now prescribing Ciprotab(!!) to treat it.

Do yourself a favor, google up candidiasis and Ciprotab, then do a better job of getting competent medical opinion.

I want to apologise for making recommendations. I actually listed some symptoms for comparism. So that Op can be sure if its the same. Vaginal yeast infection is caused by Candida.

Also, people on this forum sometimes give advice based on similar experience. Ladies will understand what i mean by experience.

However, everyone's condition can't be always the same. I apologize once again.

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Eulalia:
Yeah you're right about the titles. I wasn't sure which was for which, I just gave both titles. It has always been confusing to me. Thanks for the clarity.

Yeah I still remember Nagina from way back. Only saw Nagin again two years ago after a long time. But i think in Nagina it was the girl who bit raj. after which she followed him home and started falling in love. She didn't have a snake lover. Well I was quite small when I saw it. So you could be right though. Ill try and watch it again.


What of this Japanese movie, jakaa? The guys who's eyes were plucked out. Ouch...that film scene was so gross then. Don't know if it was a popular movie then. Interesting though.

The snake dat bit Raju was her snake husband which later crawled back to die at her temple. She sought to kill Raju since then bc twas d venom her husband sucked back frm Raju's blood that killed him.

Raju left the town to school elsewhere & returned after his studies as a handsome young man. Upon his return, she changed to snake & crawled to Raju's house with hopes of striking him but she saw how Raju's mother cuddled him & also realised he was an only child. Out of pity, she spared his life & decided to love him in place of husband whose death was indirectly caused by Raju. Whenever Raju passed by the front of the temple, his chariot wud breakdown. Then he wud start hearing the jingles of Nagina's bracelets & bangles. Those incidents happened several times. Raju bcame curious & he got attracted to the temple. Behold he saw her singing, disappearing frm left to right & from upstairs to ground floors trying to hide her face............

To prove she was married: That white dress was her wedding gown to her snake husband. It was so powerful dat the summon of the snake charmer (Maraji) wouldn't work on her. That was why she wore the gown at the end of the movie & dance the hell b4 Maraji while she killed his apprentices one after d other.

Eulalia:
You're welcome.

I think it feels so now because you're older. You know we saw those movies then as kids. True o. They were the go-to then.

I also tried watching snake girl NAGINA and it still sent the chillls. The one where the girl avenged her lovers death on those who killed him. Still very interesting and captivating.

Also try seeing The snake girl NAGIN with Vickraun too where the Evil "Ahojaranjaa" herbalist tried to torment Vickraun's snake girl lover. Very interesting too.

U re right but the first narration is NAGIN (meaning Snake). Where she attacked 7 guys dat killed her fellow snake lover. She later got electrocuted.

Your 2nd narration is NAGINA (meaning Snake Girl) acted by Late Rishi Kapoor & Late Sri Devi. Where her snake husband bit little Raj outside a temple when he left his mother's side to chase a rabbit. The snake man (Maraji) had to summon d snake ( A human male snake) to come back & suck out d venom which led to its death. Years later, the snake wife ( Nagina) had to come after Raj but ended up loving & marrying Raj.

FTC

MannyE:
Hello house, this is my very first post here and I need your advice medically (to the experts and anyone with a similar experience previously). My wife woke up last night and rushed to the restroom to pee, and since then she's been frequenting there. This is her first experience of this kind and it's quite disturbing how this is turning out. The lockdown exercise is limiting our movement and which hospital one can even go. Please, experts in the house, I would appreciate your say and advice. Thanks.

Don't know hw to say this but u shd avoid frequent s*x for now. I tink she has Candidiasis if not treated early, she wud notice some blood spots in her urine. I think dat is called haematuria. But i stand corrected. Sometimes, tears might come out of her eyes wen the urine is about to end.

mansakhalifa:
It is a symbol of "machismo". Kill and post.

Me, I'm searching for an boa constrictor so that I can kill the bloody thing and post it here. Wanna join the club so bad and earn my respects.

You should do the same.

you must be one of those Prof Lala's students studying Slitherinology. We cant wait to celebrate ur final project. Pls make sure the Boa is very big so we can have enough pepper soup as palliative. I trust Prof Lala (The snake deity himself) wud give u an " A".

By the way, where is Macsjebs?

The DRIVER was the culprit. Since the incidence happened in Nigeria, 1st October is Nigeria's Independence day (Public holiday). No bank works on pub hoz. Also, no ATM as at 1992.

Make lie lie kee the driver. Prosecute the bastard joor.

Macsjebs:
Honorable Orubebe, u r a statesman
Calm down, let's resolve this

When this one give birth to its offspring, we can name it after lalasticlala ...lol

Dr Macsjebs, as a PhD holder in Slitherinology urself, u know Prof Lala has worked assiduously & dedicated so much time in all slitherinology research projects. A man who has single-handedly coordinated all snake affairs throughout Urban & Rural Nigeria. He painstakingly commissioned the eaten of a Python with 64 babies. Wat else are we saying? Where was Salazar when our Lala was clinching awards back-to-back for best Snake pepper soup? Lala is the only Professor of Slitherinology on Nairaland; a feat any other Nairalander is yet to attain.

For the above reasons, i will still stand on my existing submission. Its Trimeresurus lalastica or nothing else.

We nairalanders hereby reject this nomenclature. Our boss Lalasticlala has invested so much in Slytherinology. He deserves an international recognition hence this new baby should be named after him. We will come out to protest this at the Indian embassy on Monday 27th April, 2020. That longy should be called Trimeresurus lalastica (T. lalastica).

May God strengthen Gov. B. Zulum as he sails thru these difficult times. Tackling insurgency & Covid-19 is not going to be a usual ride.

Yeh! You killed Pumbaa! just get ready (in Timon's voice) you will hear from Simba, wait & see.

If this community is in Anambra state, then i doff my hat for Anambra people. Am not Igbo, but i strongly believe the igbos are blessed people. God is with them just like the Israelites of old. God has given them everything it takes to stand alone. Irrespective of all they av been thru in the past, they are not limited, yet keep waxing hot & strong. U re indeed a testimony. Very industrious set of people who can be found any where humans exist. I celebrate you Ndigbo. May God Almighty keep u. Pls dont stop being kind to the needy amongst you. I pray my own people will extend a hand of fellowship as such.

HundredWays:
You are a fool... Which university will admit a student failing Maths And English??

Mr wise Man, do u have to throw insults before u make a point? Will all Music Academies require Math & English before accepting a child? Did i even recommend a university in my post?

Now talking about university, will universities in Asia esp Korea make English compulsory for her citizens? Have u forgotten how much Asians despise western education?

For instance, if Davido or Olamide decides to invite that boy to his team would he ask for Math & English b4 grooming him?
Does that mean every actor/actress in Nollywood Yoruba, Hausa, & Igbo passed Math & English?
Do u need math & English to have successful football career?

As important as math & English are, i will say it bluntly that if success solely depend on Math & English then all Nigerian graduates should be very successful & no non educated Nigerian should have blissful careers but the reality speaks for itself. Everybody's path to success is not & will never be the same. Lets not use our own abilities to judge others. The fact that i am a graduate doesn't mean am better than those who are not.

Oga, u can make ur points clear without insulting people. If you were so wise, u would not insult people for airing their opinion.

It is true that no parent will want their children to fail. However, it is important for us to know that every child's path to success is not necessarily the same. As we all know today that the world have produced great scientists that either didn't go to school or dropped out of school. Don't get me wrong, education is very good, in fact it is a privilege to be educated but parents should spend quality time to know whatever it is that their kids have passion for as this will help them guide the child on his career choice & journey to success.

The boy deliberately skipped MTH & ENG bc he didn't like them. He must have been giving his parents signals before now but they probably turned a blind eye. The father thought paying more to well-seasoned tutors would do the much awaited magic. With a Distinction in Music, it is very clear the young man is not a dullard, he failed bc he doesn't have interest for all those subjects; so no amount of tuition can change that. The only way that boy would pass those subjects he failed is if he decides to open his heart for it but i beg to say its a risky thing to hope on.

*Way forward:* His parents should enrol him in a Music Academy & watch their son ace all his subjects.

Advice: Parents should not false children to become doctors when they actually love to do theatre arts or to choose any other career.

Niger Delta comprises 9 states: Akwa ibom, Bayelsa, Cross River, Delta, Edo, Rivers, & Abia, Imo, Ondo.

You can see the first six states are d South South while d others are in Southeast & South West. However, they are all classified as Niger Delta bc they are oil producing states. In fact, d 9 oil producing states in the federation.

So, it will be very wrong for anyone to want to portray anything dat has to do with the 9 states outside its name (ND). It is only when an event does not warrant the inclusion of the other 3 (Abia, Imo, & Ondo) that they regard dat gathering/Forum as SS. Example if the forum is strictly geopolitical.

Also, tribalism is not really common in ND bc inter marriage amongst its divers ethnicity have established a solid cultural diffusion. Hence, you see a child whose father is Urhobo (Delta) while the mother Andoni (Rivers). Many of us Niger Deltans are having such background including myself; even down to my great grand parents. As it stands, i am related to almost all 9 ND states by blood lineage.

WE ARE NOT INFERIOR & WE WILL NEVER BE INFERIOR TO ANYBODY. As a people, we have embraced our diversity in tongues & culture in good fate thus we depict our solidarity by calling ourselves by our very own surname NIGER-DELTA.

Niger Delta comprises 9 states: Akwa ibom, Bayelsa, Cross River, Delta, Edo, Rivers, & Abia, Imo, Ondo.

You can see the first six states are d South South while d others are in Southeast & South West. However, they are all classified as Niger Delta bc they are oil producing states. In fact, d 9 oil producing states in the federation.

So, it will be very wrong for anyone to want to portray anything dat has to do with the 9 states outside its name (ND). It is only when an event does not warrant the inclusion of the other 3 (Abia, Imo, & Ondo) that they regard dat gathering/Forum as SS. Example if the forum is strictly geopolitical.

Also, tribalism is not really common in ND bc inter marriage amongst its divers ethnicity have established a solid cultural diffusion. Hence, you see a child whose father is Urhobo (Delta) while the mother Andoni (Rivers). Many of us Niger Deltans are having such background including myself; even down to my great grand parents. As it stands, i am related to almost all 9 ND states by blood lineage.

WE ARE NOT INFERIOR & WE WILL NEVER BE INFERIOR TO ANYBODY. As a people, we have embraced our diversity in tongues & culture in good fate thus we depict our solidarity by calling ourselves by our very own surname NIGER-DELTA.

A very brilliant move by Kano state govt. These kids deserves better care & attention. Leaving them to the mercy of the streets might breed a fresh round of insurgency in the future bc those scheming evil plots would take advantage of these vulnerable children to hatch their plans. The northern govt should do more to properly integrate these children into the society by giving them the necessary orientation & support.

Congrats to her.

KELVINXY:
smiling to fp


Lala...should we enforce social distance while sharing the meat

Lala rushing to make sure he doesn't miss out of the sharing bc hungry boys plenty for area.

Where is the deity called Lala? we summon you oh Lalasticlala to come, & accept our humble sacrifice as you cleanse our land of covik 1-9.

cruxgemmata:

Bros. OP wey do C&P na him u dey tell to compare research work.

I laugh in Chloroquine. Una no go kee person for Nland.

Issorite, just hold on let me seek advice from the Chief of Corona St*ff. He can tell if i should accept or forget the 5M based on experience.

pls who is Mr Wale Oloko?

Ehn! Dr. Ifeanyi Okowa o. Pls dont let anything happen to our beloved Delta State. Dear Deltans, pls do ur best & let God do His part. Lets take all necessary precautions bc we only have one life to live. May God bless Delta State.

Am experiencing same. Just subscribed today & channels are missing. pls what shd i do? The moderators shd move this topic to front page bc we need larger audience to view dis. our subscription is already counting yet no adequate service for what we paid for.

Seun pls push this to FP. Let people see the need to take all possible preventive measures. May God have Mercy on Nigeria bc we don't have d capacity to face these tragedies happening in other parts of the world.