₦airaland Forum

shortgun:

This is disturbing as well funny.
I've stopped watching Any game that Nigeria is playing long ago.
I don't care if it's Under 15, under 17 under 21, super eagles or super Falcons.....they can only give u heart ache.
Corruption will never allow us go far in this country.

I witnessed sometime ago the screening of players that will represent the country, I nearly shade tears.
Good talented players are thrown out while those with zero talent but have money for bribes and kick backs are retained.
There was a time during the screening they made d mistake of playing their corrupt players against the dropped ones....the encounter was suspended when the dropped players netted in 7 wonderful goals against the selected team in 27 minutes. Yet none of the dropped players were selected.
For you to wear any of the Nigerian Jerseys its either
u have a sponsor with deep pockets
ready to sleep with 1 or 2 hegoats
u have foreign currency for bribe.
May God help us

Go to any street in Nigeria you can arrange a World Cup winning team in 2 weeks

You're right bro

I know of a coach in my vicinity that manages both male and female footballers and he sleeps with both males and females members of his team

If he has interest in a player and the person refuses, he'll never allow the person play any important match

And I heard the idiot is so good that he once won coca cola championship oo

Hoeing away for the money

Na dis kind casava Tekno bin dey talk about ooo

Una no well

Naso

Nonsense

Pregnancy that u are not proud of, I just hope you'll be proud of the baby when it comes

Pioneers of what exactly?

So it means only folks earning less than the minimum wage will be increased to 30k for now till they finish negotiations

This govt is too slow for my liking aswear

funmisticqueen:
you know op is gay right? do you swing that way?

He might not be gay

He was only asking a question and what if he is a girl

Yes na

This kind girl, her bride price no fit pass 2000naira, 5 tubers of yam and 5 litres of palm oil

yazga:
Stop complaining that a lady is hard to get.
My brother she doesn't like you.
If a lady likes you she will be soft like today's bread.

You're right bro

When a girl likes u, she'll make it easy for you to have her

Good one

We too plenty for this country anyway

diademoly:
Earlier this year; January precisely, I had a major surgery that kept me indoors for two months. The surgery came as an emergency,while at the hospital, I wrote to my then employer asking to resume on the second month, they replied telling me they would get a replacement till I am fit to work but on the second month, I tried resuming but was told to wait for another vacancy. While I was hurting at home, I decided to check the nairaland's job section, that was one I came across the EEDC advert for marketers. I applied, wrote the CBT, progressed to the interview level and finally today, I am an EEDC marketer. I am grateful to God, to nairaland and fellow nairalanders. I am sure that God will still give me Better opportunities in future and am grateful for this one too. I pray God visits others seeking employment too In Jesus name!

Congratulations

Rumpled laps everywhere

Fowl



Mr Fawkes

Chaiiii


Wizkid that year looking all innocent and cute

Why are they wasting time and money, it's not like they will reject him even if he's not up to par

efikboii:
this room quiet o

Yes now

It seems people have started facing reality

Avedonn:
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex

2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss

2nd day = Sex

3rd day = Sex again


British Relationship:

1 day= hangout & kiss

2nd day = kiss & hug

3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching

4th day = sex and more sex


American Relationship:

1st day= Date

2nd day= Hug

3rd day= Hug again (warmly)

4th day= Kiss

5th day= Long kiss

6th day= Sex



Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast

2nd day= Toast

3rd day= Toast again

4th day= Agree

5th day= Date

6th day= Date again

7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.

8th day= Date & Hug

9th day= Tried to peck but failed.

10th day = Peck

11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.

12th day= kiss

13th day= Long kiss

14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.

15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled

16th day= Didn't talk to each other17th day= Malice till the next day

18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick

19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"

The man continued to beg till the next day.

20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology

21st day= Hug

22nd day= Long hug

23rd day= Kiss

24th day= Long kiss

25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.

26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone

27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"

28th day= Rape allegation.

29th day= Police case.

You're funny

Nonsense

She must have done it

Cool

Wow

Eaugusta:
Well, in my opinion it's not.
He didn't apply wisdom

You're right that he didn't apply wisdom but he was still brave enough to chase after something that was not certain yet over something certain

Eaugusta:
Unfortunately, that doesn't define braveness

To an extent it does ooh

Na so e dey start, very soon now dere will be shifting of paynt

sedutrice:
But it is still pink. I just wish she would change the color

Yeah right

She's pretty but her choice of hair and dressing sometimes makes her look ugly

Same old story

eddiebruk:
When you keep applauding these people when they do what they are elected to do, You reduce their sense of responsibility as they tend to conclude they have done enough to deserve such praises. Request for accountability on that road and tell what Nigerian doesn’t know about the cost. In todays generation, Policy making beats infrastructure.

The Infrastructure we spend Government funds to build, will require maintenance. A good policy will see private investors putting in the work for whatsoever Infrastructure we deserve. You cannot continue to feed a child and provide everything for him. Because, when that child is grown and cannot depend on you anymore (then start stealing).

Don't blame them, some Nigerians are now slaves to other Nigerians

cucumbae:
Got two job offers at the same time.One,I was to start immediately. The other one was my second invitation to come for interview. I ignored the first one that I was supposed to start immediately and went for the second one.Up till this time i have not been call to resume work after conclusion of second interview.

You are brave ooh

U left certainty for uncertainty