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That's u people's problem

mopo2012:
Starboy Marlian!!!!! are coming for u ooooo ask that guy way dem break chair for him head for UK

You think that wizzy is like rugged man that can be harassed like that

If u know guys wey dey wizzy back u go believe

I know it has to be Chelsea



All Chelsea fans in Naija have something in common

Logobenz1:
So I live in a cool neighbourhood In a compound that has 4 apartments.
Usually,I don't associate with no one in that building.I live my life minding my business most times.
Usually indoors,play some music and have my guys at my house most times.
So there is this lunatic that lives upstairs directly above me whose children makes all sort of noises that disturbs me and even at night too.
I endured till I couldn't take it any longer and I decided to go meet him and calmly explained to him how uncomfortable his kids make my house for me.
So he acted rudely that day and I decided to forget about it.
Since then he has been hating on my ass and left his parking space and came to mine instead and always block me all the time
I ignored and didn't complain since I have 2 cars,I just leave one outside and the other inside so when he blocks me,I just pick the one outside and move and I no longer have to go call him to come move for me to pass to avoid trouble.
So today was state sanitation,I honestly had no idea like i don't most times and I was inside trying to make some breakfast and this lunatic came and started banging on my door.
I went to the door,peeped and saw him and didn't bother opening.
He left and after a while,my adjacent mature neighbour came and knocked politely,saw him and opened up the door.
He greeted and was explaining to me that today is sanitation and everyone has to come and do some work outside and all,I was still trying to tell him how I wasn't informed prior to that when the lunatic came and started ranting saying all sorts of things like;
Who do I think I am,that everyone here is tgis or that so he wonders what makes me think i am better bla bla bla and he even called me little shit
I wanted to punch him so bad but I held myself and ignored,slammed the door at their faces and went back in.
Then after a while,one offshore guy who lives upstairs came and talked to me unto guymen levels that I shouldn't let this cause issues and that I can just come along with him and we just show some presence and come back in.
He is someone I respect a lot even though we don't relate so I changed into some work shorts and t-shirts and head out with him.
On getting there,they had already shared work and the only one left was who was going to dig sand out of the gutters.
From nowhere the lunatic came and handed me a shovel and was really excited to show me where to dig.
I just smiled and took the shovel and ignored most of his body language and entered the drainage and started doing my thing. sometimes you've gotta show maturity to some people to make them know you are the bigger person.
So I digged and poured a whole lot of sand from the drainage and freed it for water to flow easily.
Dropped their shovel,smoked my cigarette and went back in to sleep a little.
Then after like 4hrs I got a knock on my door from the offshore guy upstairs.
Went to check and he told me some people are outside looking for me that they want to buy the dirt outside to fill one foundation like that and all.
Went there after every negotiation,they concluded on paying me 13k for it and loaded it themselves
I collected my dough,the offshore guy said eye weh see must chop and all so I handed him 3k and went in with 10k for my work lol
N.a. so the guy dey look me like winch as I dey bounce dey go back inside my house with my dough lol.
I kuku use the money go buy myself some beer come stock my fridge.no time for nonsense abeg.
But I am putting a close eye on that fool and the day e go enter,I no go show any mercy since he wants to tempt me.smh for some people

He must have had a fit seeing you make that money

It's better you just keep ignoring him, no need in fighting or quarrelling with him.

brandon180:
Lol
I don't think God will answer my prayers mehn.

Don't be so sure bro

He is God, his ways are not like that of men. Just give it a trial and you'll testify.

namiji2598:
am from gombe but currently serving in ibom

Cool, I hope you're enjoying the state

It's a beautiful place with lots of beautiful women and good food.

Brother wey mumu

namiji2598:
I saw the akwa ibom slangs u used, that's jus d reason why I asked

Grew up mostly in the south south and I served in Cross Rivers State during my NYSC days. I know it's Efik, I guess I'm just used to saying it even though I'm a Yoruba guy.



Are you from Cross River or Akwa Ibom?

namiji2598:
where exactly ar u from??

And what has that gotta do with anything?

Mustsucceed:
IAM I sensing interest on this "lucrative business" in you ?

Me wey no fit kill rat naim go fit kidnap one whole human being

Me that's even scared of some kinda girls cos I know that they'll be physically strong enough to beat me up if I mess up

HBD Sir

lorenzos1:
Guy, it might still be possible u still have about 5 semesters to go... But u would need to sacrifice. I was in a similar situation while in Uni a long time ago, I made the decision and I ended up with a 2.1 and that 2.1 took me out of poverty.
Firstly u need to calculate the minimum GP u have to make each semester to make the 2.1.
Then have a written plan.
U might need to change your social circle start walking with d First Class students and follow their ways.
Think of it as a chance to better your life.

Op just follow his advice

I had almost the same CGPA at the start of 200l and I still made 2.1 by working smart and praying.

brandon180:
I won't fail any course again.
So remain in your 2.2 zone.

This is good, at least you've started by rejecting what you don't want, now try and study smartly and not hardly to achieve your desire

Wish you all the best

That's not him in the first picture mbok

Kidnapping has become a booming business in Nigeria because ransom is always paid before kidnapped victims are released and the culprits are seldom caught. This has made kidnapping a lucrative business for criminals in Naija at the moment.

If this is true then it's pathetic because I can't just imagine how someone will spend 8years as a governor and still remain this petty to the level of moving cheap properties that belongs to the state

She probably made a mistake, she meant to hold 42 and not 24

Looks like it was acted

Op

Dis ur English dey give me goosebumps mbok

deboysben:
Product of aba made

U no well oooh

Hmmmm

I know he will react

The man na chemical, reaction comes easy for him

Me no kukuma get money to take buy wristwatch

dirtydiva:
The only thing ds protesters wants to hear is for their leader to be release, court hv ordered for his release but govt still went and file for an appeal for his release showing dat dey (govt) hv a hidden agenda towards his continuous detention just like Dasuki

Well, as it stands now next week Monday is their leader's bail hearing, they should just wait till after the hearing. If after he is granted bail again and the government doesn't let him go they can continue their protests

dirtydiva:
Correct your statement that dey (Shiites) use gun, the DCP was shot from the back of his head not from the shiite as their lies goes. The deceased officer was hurriedly buried without post mortem to ascertain who is behind his killing, look at protest in Hong Kong, phillipines, Puerto Rico and that of France last year, none of their officers used live ammunition to disperse protesters only in Nigeria we can hear such madness.

Well we can't be so sure who is actually speaking the truth btw the police and the Shiite protesters but that aside, my point is that government should do something to resolve this issue before it turns to something else

He deserves to be celebrated to show others that they can achieve much more than just begging on the streets

Now the sect don dey use gun very soon it will be suicide bombers

Keep holding their leader and turn dem into anoda insurgent group

I can feel his pain