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true but when a man is old and doesnt want his family to know how much he own,thats where i feel hes coming from

greggng:
Some Nigerians are not smart ...adaptation is part of life..the good news is that he has the fund in his account . He can be creative by getting his banking apps or using his atm card to transfer to online apps like opay , kuda or palmpay . He can transfer 100k to those account and call it expenses account . This is how I have been running my life ...get the o line banking app atm or transfer directly to wherever you wanna buy stuff. I went to egbeda market bought some stuff and directly transfer to the market woman account ...I left there to an igbo man food stuff shop ...infact he only collect transfer or pos ...I did the needful.and took my rice and other stuff from there . Coming home I enter a supermarket bought beverages and transfer...

I don't know why someone with 800k will allow himself to suffer cos he can't get cash ...let him be creative

good point

Zionmdde:
Elections must hold bro. People should come out and vote and soldiers should be drafted to shoot hoodlums on sight. We can't allow thugs detect our democracy for us

two best friends suffering their citizen...LEMAOO

true but with the current chaos happening nko, and now e don reach lagos with whats happening in mile 12 this morning, if your polling unit was in mile 12 will you be free to come out and vote and not expect something bad happening, if mile 12 doesnt calm, it will extend to oshodi and u know who owns oshodi...its 8 days to election and we have been battling these crisis since january 1st before extension. just saying though....Benin republic no far from where i dey

Zionmdde:
Elections must hold. We don't use money to vote we only use our thumbprints

true

muykem:
This is what cabal actually want. Coup allegation by FFK might not be fluke.

Amen

Olaoluwa122:
lol...suspend kini...it must hold and Feb 25 is the date!!!!

i pray this election dont turn bloody
the government should do something fast or postpone the election and have enough time to get things in the right order, how do we vote peacefully when there would be fear or riot happening anytime, even polling units wont be safe. omo na wa oo.

3rd world war tension is brewing between the east and west of the world but our nigeria govt is giving civil war a chance like as if it none of their business.

May God heal the land

one man has 800k in his account , he is begging bank cashier to let him withdraw 50k feeding, they told him no cash.

Good morning NL
In my own opinion , I think this forthcoming general election should be suspended in order to give the government time to solve the current situations happening in the country, the naira scarcity, fuel scarcity and more other issues happening.
it takes few seconds for people to go crazy and start a riot, people are attacking banks and POS stand and riot almost in every states and what makes you think the polling units will have a safe atmosphere ,remember a simple banter can turn to a heated argument and if not controlled ,I'm sure you know the rest.

Just my thoughts though, what you do you think?
should we proceed with the election while suffering and smiling or should we postpone it?

sometimes i dont understand these APC supporters , you guys comes on here to bash PDP and LP supporters while the country is being run to ruin by your party , i dont understand, u guys are suppose to apologize to Nigerians over what you caused, omoh e go hard for this country to get better if the grassroot is filled with hate

These are just few my brother , if we should name them all to make 23 man squad , we go win World Cup twice in 10 years duration

Profayo:
Sometimes I wonder what could have been:

Defence: Akanji, Tomori, Alaba, Bright Osayi

Midlfield: Ndidi,Eberechi Eze, Iwobi

Attack:Saka, Musiala, Osimhen.

Bench:Adeyemi, Olise, Lookman,Moffi,Chukwueze

Coach: Pitso Mosimane of Alhly[Most successful coach in Africa] or Hervr Renard.

Every team will fear them, You cannot man mark any of the attackers because the others will terrorize you.Even the likes of Adyemi on the bench can come in and put the fear of God in any team.

Only if our NFF will stop playing politics with our football

He’s name is karim Adeyemi ,in Yoruba land fufu is not as thick as akpu,despite they are both made from same resources but the making methods differs from west to east ....

BeanX:
Na lie 😂😂😂😂
Upon the big size fufu that our super eagles players are eating, they re still lazy on the pitch and useless.

POS operators are part of these youth problems,because majority of us do go to bank to complain or withdraw large funds but just 2000 naira someone is paying bout 300 or 400 to get that cash.

FromZeroToHero:
As seen in Benin City Edo state today.

even the POS operators are charging exorbitant fees and yet still giving out old notes
na we dey do ourselves in the country,just because you spent hours in bank to get cash doesnt mean you have to make it miserable for other people, i need the DSS to come to my area i have people i will gladly point out to get arrested.

Ireportlive:



Give them their money

100million Nigerians live on $3 per day that is #2000.

How do you expect someone living on #2000 per day to survive if POS charges him 200-500, and he can't spend old currency without spending all day at the bank

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Can we have the 360 or 190 angle view of TBS of P.O

as a celebrity if you are campaigning for Obi please do it with pure mind, dont come back after 100 days in office or after 2 years in office and be demanding for a political position ,and when he refuse to grant it, una go begin shout say na una help ham reach there

Table turns

Moh247:




Americans used to be the aggressors, spying and entering people's airspace

Now America is getting bullied


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Is it transfer or cash and if na cash shey na new naira note

Abeg bring down your shoulder and campaign for him joo

Just imagine person wey just start the business sometimes last year and now he no get access to funds and this POS thing has drastically help with long queue at the atm

Agba picker

ExAngel007:
pick up

even pastor will shout Thank you Jesus

in this APC era and you are asking this question ?
even you OP will you leave it or return to owner ?
no cash in bank and atm , transfer dey take long before it goes through, and POS operators using the moment to cash out big and you are here asking this question, if i change that money to ghana cedis, i will gladly relocate to ghana and buy my self a good house in a good estate in ghana and leave una for here with una palava.


@OP you are free to ask this question again ,when P.G.O of LP wins the presidential election.

its a promotion shoot

i thought INEC warned all parties to campaign peacefully and avoid attacking each other or attacking other party members/candidate with abusive words....where did that warning go?

Wetin concern dem crips and blood for this matter like this

Curious345:
And so what? If his dad is an accomplice, and so what ?

Parents are the ultimate rats.. if they tell on you , there is nothing you can do about it ..

Even the crips and blood know this

Your dad is an accomplice , he’s the one who got you arrested, you Dey ur lane jeje and you Dey cruise your cruise with no wahala or disturbing anybody peace ,seems someone sold you out because NDLEA are not police or sars that walk about arresting people ... you were sold out and if I’m not mistaken your dad is an accomplice .

Therock5555:
This would be a long read, bear with me, this is how short I can summarise everything.



On the 20th of this month, I got awoken by a brutal knock on my door. The knocker wouldn't state who they were and wouldn't stop knocking violently either, even though I just woken up, I had a gut feeling that something bad was absolutely going to happen.

I had just gotten a fresh stash of MJ earlier in the week and it was proudly sitting on my center table. I immediately grabbed it and wrapped it in my blanket before I went to get the door.

My fears were confirmed when 5 fully kitted NDLEA officers pushed me back in, demanding that I bring it out, I didn't need a soothsayer to inform me that I was so screwed but as a bad guy, I feigned ignorance.

That didn't stop them from wrecking my room thoroughly until they found my weed stash, two sweet slaps landed on both my cheeks, still they never stopped searching until my house was looking like a hurricane ran through. Not even my food items were spared.


When they were satisfied, handcuff landed on my wrists as I was led out after being allowed to put on trousers and a T-shirt.


My neighbor Hood choke as everyone wanted to see who the unlucky scapegoat was. The walk of shame was unbearable, I could see my neighbors gasping in horror, I am probably the most snobbish dude around, I do mind my business to a total dot, I don't roll with area folks, I hardly laugh with anybody except you find favour in my eyes, I keep to myself, hence I was arrested alone.


Two brothers were picked up from a hotel nearby before we arrived at their holding facility. It all felt like a dream until we were flung into a rather large cell which had approximately eight other guys, the Jail 'Presido' as he was referred to had an amputated left arm.


As per 'comrades in 'Igboh', we were asked reasons for being there and spent some minutes getting to know ourselves. A rural leader's son was there also, dude was blowing dope and strolling on the road when he was accosted. The Presido asked us to feel welcomed and gave us some tips on what to do next in order to be freed quickly.


The cell is a hundred times better than that of a Police station, there was a small short rug carpet where the Presido and his vice sat or laid, another big mat contained the others, we the new entrants had to manage bare floor. Thankfully there were no bed bugs or insects, and the stink wasn't too bad, a plastic bucket was placed at one corner for urine collection. The only time the place smelled would be when someone wanted to take a leak and uncover the bucket. Damn.



We the new comers were taken out to write down statements and call who would come bail us. I placed three calls to sure contacts but the major thing on my mind was how to drop update on my story thread, unfortunately my big phone was seized, so I had to manage the small one for calls, the phone had to be on speaker phone so that the officers could hear what ever was being communicated.


Unluckily, no one came for me that day, I was hungry like mad but I lacked appetite until I gave up hope and managed to partake in somebody's food after the Presido asked me to join the person.

As the Presido, any food that was brought for any of the inmates, he had the first choice of either partaking or taking which ever part of the food or drink before the owner of the food eats.

Before nightfall, five more guys were arrested, everywhere became congested. The way I laid down, I couldn't even turn or stretch my legs because I'll touch someone, somebody's legs were next to my head, my eyes were open all night long cause the leg kept falling on my head, damn it was dreadful, that was my first night in jail since I was born, I truly hated myself.

Next day, one of my called contacts arrived and started negotiations, I wasn't privy to how much was discussed, I was only brought out so he could identify me before I was taken back to cell.

While he went to source for funds, the second contact I called arrived and promptly told them that my folks were in town, me wey write for statement say my people don park go back village, Choi naso matter wear Mini skirt.

They collected my dad's number and called him, not before mercilessly kicking my ass for writing false statement. My dad wasn't even In town that day but he promised to be back the next day.

The first contact was called to abort his fund raising mission because my dad took over the case. Naso my supposed one night turned to two nights.

On the third day my dad arrived and completely refueled the situation, he was expectedly very mad at me and fully committed me into their hands.
Matured man like me, I was being dragged from one office to another like generator rope, kneeling down and being trampled around like I robbed CBN.

My folks left without so much as a word to me. When I was thrown back to cell, the other guys were shocked to see me return, they couldn't believe that I wasn't freed yet. I didn't mind either, I had grown quite fond of the cell because food choke die, and I was already up to the position of vice Presido, the current Presido had only one leg, the former one was bailed out that morning.


Those NDLEA officers are raking in cash like crazy, the lowest bail collected per head was 15k, and that's if your folks know how to negotiate well, if you fall maga, them go collect you.

One G-boy that was caught with his babe shelled out 50k without complaining despite the fact that no single exhibit was found on him, he managed to throw away what he had on him before he was apprehended, but he still paid nonetheless.


My dad returned a day later with a new pair of clothing for me, I was glad I'll finally be out, he informed me that he'll be right back. Hahahahaha. I saw him two days later, Right back my foot, that man left back me, he simply paid for someone to bring me food twice a day.


Nobody spent more than 2-3 days there, if you did, then probability is that you'll be sent to Maximum prison in the state capital.
My hair that I have never completely cut since 2010 was ravaged with scissors, that was the first time scissors was touching my hair too, I still received 12 scintillating lashes on my back as payment for the dreadful haircut, I swear two drops of tears comot from my eyes, tears I never knew still existed, strong man in the trenches.

One of the officers really helped me, he was charging my small phone and taking my calls while passing me information when he could. We were allowed a phone call per day and toilet section only in the morning, afterwards, you're OYO.

To cut long story short, I finally became the only person left in the Cell, naso I became king for my lane, I was miserable, I'll spend all day singing to myself and rethinking about everything I could think off. I managed to remove a nail from the ceiling (don't ask me how, spider Man movies no be lie), and proceeded to incript my name on the wall of Fame which contained dozens of other names, I never shyed away from adding "Füçk NDLEA" any chance I got.



The officer that was charging my phone became concerned after awhile when he realized that I wasn't leaving there soon, I pleaded that he helped sign my undertaking letter to get me out, he agreed but informed me after enquires from his superiors that I was slated to remain there for atleast two months to recover completely. My folks felt that was the right decision for me.

Nobody asked for my consent, I was treated like a three year old, see old man like me dey knee down up and down.

When I got to know my dire situation, I faked an immediate Malaria syndrome, I threw up at a moment's notice and grabbed my head while rolling and shivering like an epileptic patient. That got their attention. Before then I only had opportunity to bathe once every two days cause I was allowed out by 6am everyday just to either sweep offices and pour out the bucket used for urine collection or use the latrine.

But due to my supposed condition, hot water was heated and I was even given Dettol soap to bathe with, the officers even bought more food for me and I was allowed to sleep in their boss office.

My folks were called and everything were signed, even though I still sorted out my bail money myself. Atleast I don comot.




Anyway I'm back to my parent's house. Back to square one, my properties were either sold, given out while few were returned back to my parent's house.

Heck I was smiling that no one touched my PlayStation, atleast I can continue my rehab at home while gaming all day long and eating mercilessly.

The down side is that, I'm being treated like a drug junkie, all my accounts have been seized and I'm only given money for specific things. Nothing spoil Sha, atleast I'll use this as a motivation to stop cruise.


I spent approximately seven days there, I swear it felt like 700 years....

God no go shame us...

MMM
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ThunderStrike:
Gh

When I saw the name , I said to myself , this must be a new member, wow you joined NL 01/02/23
Welcome

SPATACUS23:

Osimhen is a striker and by this summer he would worth almost that amount and the release clause is what made this Enzo price tag a huge amount , this is his first season at benfica

hopexter:
I’ve truly never heard of him and it was the outrageous money that caught my attention. Osimhen who is currently in form is not even worth that amount. This is crazy.

Almost £300M

Angelfrost:
If UEFA lets this financial rule breach stand, then something is wrong!

Chelsea has spent in just a month what almost all the top clubs in EPL haven't spent all season!

They should just scrap the big bills and maybe ,just maybe the country will be great again