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Crime / Re: Decomposing Body Of A Man Floating In Apapa Lagoon (Graphic Photo) by spartoo: 11:24am On Jun 18, 2018
embarassed lipsrsealed undecided

Once upon a time, a man lived

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Car Talk / Re: Drunk Teen Got Her Head Stuck In Truck Exhaust Pipe For 45 Mins In US by spartoo: 5:33pm On Jun 16, 2018
tongue

As someone rightly said,

Onyibo people would eat small food and exhibit plenty foolishness

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Education / Re: Yabatech Students Arested By Unilag Security And Detained by spartoo: 7:42am On Jun 16, 2018
Everybody is just looking for who to arrest. Army is arresting, Police is arresting, NSCDC is arresting, Vigilante is arresting, ordinary school security too is arresting.

That's why I like SARS, they don't like wahala. Just settle and go your way.

But in the end, THIS IS NIGERIA!

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Celebrities / Re: Woli Arole & The Hot Slap That Made Nkechi Sunday Call Juliet Ibrahim Idiot by spartoo: 8:45am On Jun 15, 2018
I came to see slap and you are showing me pictures.

Op are you okay

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Travel / Re: Couple Fall To Their Death While Taking A Seaside Selfie In Portugal (Photos) by spartoo: 11:09pm On Jun 14, 2018
TarOrfeek:


Stupid white people.


Eat small food, express plenty foolishness.


Inasmuch as much as I abhor the first sentence, the second cracked me up.

Somehow true

RIP to the dead

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Sports / Re: BON Commentary On Russia 2018 by spartoo: 8:16pm On Jun 14, 2018
It's obvious that most of us prefer Supersports because we don't want to listen to scatter-scatter commentary

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Crime / Re: Six Out Of Ten Youths In Lagos Are Cultists – Police by spartoo: 1:35pm On Jun 02, 2018
freemanbubble:


don't mind that junkee
humans hate what they don't understand



an unexamined life and a life without ruggedity is not worth living
we were born to die
and death is only the beginning
we the neo black from Benin city to all the gallant children
we are like Hydra. we don't die. when our head is chopped off then expect an instant head as an outgrowth from different part of the body.
we control ekosodin, osasogie, edpa and all other Uniben environment.
you fucck with us then we knock your head off your neck with an ak49
guns don't kill people
people kill people

You are on your phone typing ruggedity. When wars start in those places you mentioned, do you move down their to take part in the war? Ruggedity no be for mouth oo

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Politics / Is This What Nigeria Needs? by spartoo: 11:57am On May 31, 2018
If Nigerians begin to stand up and speak out, maybe just maybe things will change.

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Politics / Re: Stephen Ukpukpen Slumps & Dies While Jogging In Calabar - Picture by spartoo: 2:28pm On May 30, 2018
Life is soo empty

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Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by spartoo: 11:17pm On May 28, 2018
Lilimax:
What type of medical problem?[ :I

Don't mind him. His brain is paining him

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Sports / Re: Tips To Feel Better When Your Favourite Team Loses by spartoo: 7:08am On May 28, 2018
Abiodunspectre:




Loooool
With Betway NG
Every day is a happy day.

Wetin you go talk before? No be business you dey do?
Sports / Re: Tips To Feel Better When Your Favourite Team Loses by spartoo: 9:26pm On May 27, 2018
MrBONE2:


I do get better when i avenge my team through FootBall game on my pc grin


That is what i did yesterday when Real Madrid Guwarad my team Liverpool,in the game played on Pc Liverpool by 6 - 0, while Ramos recieve Redcard grin and was send out of the game

Lol. Anything to feel good
Sports / Re: Tips To Feel Better When Your Favourite Team Loses by spartoo: 6:26pm On May 27, 2018
MrCuteking:


Liverpool fan spotted.

You wrong. I'm a Man U fan
Sports / Re: Tips To Feel Better When Your Favourite Team Loses by spartoo: 6:25pm On May 27, 2018
nonen:
Nice, but not when the winning team won by fraud fron the referee and cheating by the players

Call it what you may, a win is a win
Sports / Re: Tips To Feel Better When Your Favourite Team Loses by spartoo: 6:24pm On May 27, 2018
Ambitionsway:
kiss

grin

shocked

LOL those players would still eat, flex like nothing happened.

You sef think am na
Sports / Re: Tips To Feel Better When Your Favourite Team Loses by spartoo: 6:20pm On May 27, 2018
bigstan11787:
I haf a bro who always support the winning team.and he has never had an heartbreak in football..I tink I mid to apply is method.
#jointhe winning team

Las Las oo
Sports / Re: Tips To Feel Better When Your Favourite Team Loses by spartoo: 6:19pm On May 27, 2018
Robbin7:
OP this is specially dedicated to all Liverpool fans

I didn't mention anybody oo
Sports / Re: Tips To Feel Better When Your Favourite Team Loses by spartoo: 6:18pm On May 27, 2018
Afam4eva:
Take it out on one of their fans. Break a bottle on someone's head. Chelsea fans can relate.

E no reach like that na.
Go back to rule no 1
Sports / Tips To Feel Better When Your Favourite Team Loses by spartoo: 8:43pm On May 26, 2018
Some of us get devastated when our favourite team loses a match, football specifically. Yeah! I used to feel same way.. would even lose appetite until I had these thoughts;

1. It's not my father's property
2. The footballers don't even know me
3. The footballers get paid win or draw, but I don't get a dime
4. It's just a game: nobody died
5. Next season would be better


Recite these mantra each time your favorite team loses, club or country and trust me, you'd be fine.

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Crime / Re: Woman's Only Child Dies At IDP Camp In Benue As She Cries (Photos) by spartoo: 12:48pm On May 26, 2018
Donald95:
It is a pity Benue that was once one of the most peaceful and accommodating place to live has now turned to death zone full of IDPs. The governor is not even concerned about the welfare of the people in IDPs.

God please provide me a destiny helper I want to leave this country as quick as possible.

Why not pray that God makes you a helper to the less privileged in the country instead of trying to run away. You are not going anywhere oo. We die here

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Nairaland / General / Re: Graveyard At 26000ft, Stories About The Frozen Bodies On Mount Everest(Photos). by spartoo: 1:54pm On May 12, 2018
was it necessary

There's a feeling of accomplishment, invincibility and greatness you won't understand
Celebrities / Re: Reminisce Shows Off His Baby Mama Of Thirteen Years-says He's Not Ready To Marry by spartoo: 9:13am On May 08, 2018
OneCorner:
Ugly woman grin

You call that woman ugly You call that beautiful smile ugly it's obvious you have no idea what beauty means
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Nina Meets Miracle's Mother In Imo (Photos) by spartoo: 7:56pm On May 03, 2018
danielconstant:
I pity Collins (yahoo boy that wasted his money) but pity Nina(need more money) more. She looks lonely..look at the way Miracle leaned away from her ... The heart wants what it want...
And all those imbeciles shouldn't quote saying rubbish cos analysis (pics)are taken suddenly without your awareness to know the real truth.

Negro, Collins ain't no yahoo boy
Celebrities / Re: Hope Davido Bought The Porsche In Chioma’s Name - Check His Reply by spartoo: 12:31pm On May 03, 2018
DrinkLimca:
Honestly it's not like i am hating, but is this not the same davido that is owing a guy 60 million naira?

Has he even paid the guy the money?
Few days ago, he said he needs 10 million dollar to sought out his life,, for someone that needs 10 million dollar so badly, owing 60 million naira,,, it's kind of strange that he bought a 45 million naira Porsche for a lady..
Anyways You can fool people today, but you can't fool people forever, very soon this fake lives will reveal itself..

You don't know the truth, neither do you know the lies. Just face your own because nobody knows the facts

Politics / Re: COAS Buratai Pictured Testing His Physical Fitness At NA Obstacle Course(photos by spartoo: 12:40pm On May 02, 2018
Annnonymous:
FTC tongue

Now to the main topic.

All i see are clowns posing for the Camera cheesy

Me too
Politics / Re: Imo State Vigilante Applicants Form (Photos) by spartoo: 11:32pm On May 01, 2018
I am ashamed to admit I come from Imo state because of the foolishness of this fellow

lipsrsealed
Family / Re: Woman Divorces Husband Over Weak Erection by spartoo: 11:52am On May 01, 2018
One woman's poison is another woman's food

grin
Celebrities / Re: Cee-C Stuns As She Steps Out For Her Media Tour by spartoo: 2:25pm On Apr 24, 2018
merits:
all the shakara na preek go still lay her down.

You ain't making a point bro
Romance / Re: Wedding Photos Of Couple Who Met On Facebook: "It All Started With Hello & Hi" by spartoo: 6:18pm On Apr 23, 2018
soberdrunk:
Nothing turns me off more than a 'muscular' lady, that lady in blue in the fifth picture just ruined this thread for me......... angry

Just tell us you are scared of getting a beat down, we'll surely understand
TV/Movies / Re: The Moment Tobi And Alex Hugged Miracle After He Emerged The Winner (Photo) by spartoo: 12:03am On Apr 23, 2018
pretty16:
Awww! He truly deserved it. He's name speaks for him. Would love to see his relationship with Nina grow.

So what happens to Collins?

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