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DemonInvoker:
Thanks,I Appreciate...
We were at the back of the cab heading to her place,I observed her fone has been ringing since we were at the restaurant but She Kept Ignoring it...At this point I told her to pick the damn fone...She said it was someone she owed money,that the lady was just disturbing her any how because of 4K Balance...I was like 4K?!she said yes ohh,I said no problem that I was going to give it to her to pay the lady up...I left Phc with 100k Cash on me and had my debit cards with me,my intention was to really come and flex Calabar and was really ready to do just that.
Infact,I and this babe had an history together,I was the one that tore the rubber back then when she was still in Year1...She is the only babe I felt really free spending any thing on...I've really got integrity in picking women,I must say I can compare none to her...She has remained relevant over time, Perfect Shape,pretty face,superstar voice and her Head game is a tight one...She has that Kind of butt that produces a tidal Wave Vibration whenever you're slamming it...I mean,what more can wish for.
We finally got to her Place,I noticed this guy Standing next to his Car...He called her by her name but she signaled him she was coming,I just kept quiet..we got inside her room,she immediately left and went out that she was coming...The place was more of student like kind of Lodge (a U -Shaped Storey building).
It was a well furnished Self-contain with a Spacious Room and Toilet,those type that had Bath-tubs in them and the whole place was really neat and well furnished..She stayed outside for more than 15mins...I had to go take my bath,finished wore my boxers and singlets and went out to observed...Her room was Upstairs so I moved quietly towards where she was....Babe was busy begging the same guy I saw at first,I can see her almost kneeling down explaining...So many thoughts ran through my head,It was almost 10pm in the night,every one was indoors coz there was light...I cum say make dey Observe the Guy,him come correct with better Sharp car and levels...I cum imagine Wetin she dey scope the guy now?!Say I be her brother Abi or wetin?!I say no problem make she come back up first...I went back inside, laid on the bed,Trace Urban was playing "Slow down by R2Bees ft Wizkid"So had to just relax to the song...I waited so tey I go outside,babe don follow the guy move...I mad begin call her number,she didn't pick,I called and called she didn't pick..I was like how long would she keep me Waiting..See nonsense ohh?!...By the time I looked at the time it was already 12mid night...I didn't want to quit,I kept on calling babe finally picked and told me to sleep that when she comes she'll explain...I want talk she end call..I mean,No babe has treated me like this in my entire miserable life...As in,every thing was clear,babe abandoned me to please her guy...I leave TV wey I dey watch,begin go observe empty pots for kitchen....I felt like entering the Road facing back to Port Harcourt that Night that Night...So I went stayed outside just in front of the room...I cum dey regret my life....I couldn't believe She actually didn't care how I felt...I'm sure she has been receiving plenty of compensation from their relationship..I mean,I now felt like disappearing and reappearing in my house..I was never really obsessed with her but that night I became obsessed and was grieving...I tried to call her again but this time the line was switched off..I went back inside,I tried to sleep but lost it...Time became my companion,I looked at the time again and It was 5am...I rolled on the bed from edge to edge till day break.

SmartyPants:
1 is easy. Take Population growth X over N number of years and divide x by N365.

2 seems incomplete

3 relying on probability, simply randomly separate the two piles and hope for the best

4 is easy. the boxes are wrongly labelled. So once you know one, it means you simply reverse the labels on the remaining two.

blaquemyc:
If you don't want to employ me just tell me so, which one be how many children are born daily, how am I supposed to know, am I God?

ABANGWABOI:
Dortmund should pls beat this useless Pep Team..

MALIGNANTGuest:
I'm not sure NEYMAR is a Brazilian.
He remains an endemic Disgrace.
BRAZILIANS are not known to be fruitless at Goalposts.
The likes of RONALDO FENOMENO will be weeping wherever he is. This is a player who defeated an entire German National Team singlehandedly, including the best keeper in the world at that time.

Imagine the First Chance MBAPPE had, he buried it.
MBAPPE is far far a better creative player than NEYMAR

KhalaKuta:
Correct score Man city 3-1Leeds Utd over 1.5 and , use your life savings to stake, thank me later. This one na draw....but I be city fan though




El matador.

Smashspesh:
And when Neymar starts being selfish with the ball, the world will start calling him names.

@the bolded. I thought am the only one who watched the game on Nairaland though.

Smashspesh:
This life no balance. Neymar solely assisted with two of the goals, still no one is talking about that.

360degreess:
.. Your religion also says women should cover their heads and bodies..See 1timothy 2:9,1corinthians11:5-6,deutronomy 22:5...But you prefer to worship your religious scholars instead of the God that created you,because those ones are always telling you about"prosperity"and other lies that you want to hear..If the Christian ladies prefer to dress half naked even in churches, and the Muslims are not forcing them to cover their bodies,why are the Christians complaining about Muslims women covering their bodies?..
Kwara State is a predominantly Muslim state, go to Rivers,Akwaibom,anambra etc.. and do what you want to do there..

Theboss100:
for that to happen, some players have to go. And new blood will be injected.


As for Guadiola, he will retire as a local champion for Man City. Cus na after 30yrs city will reach final and them lose. Then in the next 30yrs, they will reach final and win through Penalty shootout.

Beverlyjean:
So messi is a better goal scorer more than cr7 based on their goal ratio....THANKS bro...
U are the joker ...I get am b4 aint property... what did he do last season?? Y wudnt he b...how many strikers have stayed for so long in one league... 16 yrs in one league , y wudnt he b top scorer...he can only shine in Spain...ronaldo still has the best goal ratio in el classico, sevilla and Atletico... no striker has played the same onumber of games or more games than messi against those teams in history

malali:
#THE ONLY LANGUAGE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT SPEAKS IS DISRUPTING CRUDE OIL SUPPLIES..........THE WHOLE WORLD WILL LISTEN.

#PIPELINES

#DANGOTE REFINERIES

#GUERRILLA WARFARE YOU HAVE TO BITE..........STOP BARKING

#IF THEY TAKE YOUR LIFE......FIGHT BACK.....WHOEVER KILLS YOU DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU

Franzinni:
Call him phone nah ...nor stay tweeter dey vibrate

Starzo:
Lie lie... crayfish no dey that food sef

Juliusmalema:
Have Nigeria defeated tunisia before?

obehi247:
The only reason this protect still calm is because student are at home with their parents beging and even fighting them not to go outside and join the #EndSARS protest



How wish them dey school with nobody to regulate their movement, this thing for don turn revolution since

Xixtie:
Before nko.
I don't get it, is the boy that popular?

Xixtie:
Before nko.
I don't get it, is the boy that popular?

Reference:
The Premiership is just super hard to contain. Which other league in the world will have a newly promoted team stand toe to toe with the biggest and the very best, serial silverware winners week in week out without an iota of respect.

No team comes matchday to be cannon fodder. No team comes to roll over and die. If this was Spain, Germany that Pep is familiar with he could even play his second team in such matches.

But in England these are the games that define the season. Every game is a cup final and every point contested on a war like footing. Pep must be aghast that he cannot assemble a proper squad before the landmines are exploding all around him.

illicit:
Well I am not ur doctor

So I still don't need to be in SA

Whoever goes there, goes there of their own accord and volition

I know some other places where I will go with my money and knowledge when need be. I tell you, I have never been idle for too long and I don't sell drugs or p.i.m.p.

btw there are Nigerians in SA who are there for pleasure and leisure

I afford things I have been buying from ShopRite as well as many other Nigerians.

Ripping Nigerians off and we hardly complain.

So No Level....

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Obaseki my real niggarrr

Am going to smoke for one week non stop

Lorechino:
I am d only that love both players, they are great, but is not possible for them playing together, it Juve insisted on Messi, Ronaldo will go, if they manage to play other players in d there career will die naturally.

Not a good idea pls