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You are really funny,

richie240:
You have to add cr7 to that 'heart-pouring' mix!
If nor be say man U na joke, I nor see reason a player like Maguire can captain sm1 like cr7.
Players like cr7 who always want to win and sad if the don't are rare. Many misjudge ds quality as 'selfishness'.
He thot he was coming to a never-say-die man U of Ferguson era. Boy was he wrong.
Cr7 is certainly leaving this summer.
That wan na sure-banker.

where him won go? na sporting abi benfica?

Steinmann:
Western propaganda, so far no Ukrainian casualty.
Only Russians killed.
Baloney !
Tell it to the marines.

Thank you boss don't understand people don't they think it's only Russians been killed in a war that is been fought in Ukraine while people in Russia are still living normal life's. Western propaganda, and so many people would believe that Ukraine is winning through the the media

doggedfighter:
Hahahahahahaha.

Even when they need the mercy more than you do.


Religion decapitates common sense.

I'm a woman you like female bosses?

okay boss lady, anything works, you are very unique and you are a special kind of woman and I respect you and your opinions

doggedfighter:
I'm no bro. I'm female.

God doesn't exist so prayers are exercise in futility.

You were not like me ,if you were you won't be here claiming there's a God that answers prayers.


What you call encounters are mere hallucinatory delusions that happens out of too much religious guilt trip .

thank you thank you again and thank you one More Time I have never seen or met a lady like you, whenever there talk a about the so called encounter I always ask tell about this encounter, it's always based on normal experiences that we all have at one point or another in our everyday life, but there will always include spiritually into everything

Blessedofchrist:
see them,awon agents of darkness, someone who can probably be doing astra projection... So many people are gone reading that comment!!!

you are really funny so you believe that people can appear and disappear in this century chaiii na wa ooo sorry

livinbygrace:
I guess you are still being spoon feed for asking such question.Why not ask”does God answers the prayers of politicians ,policemen and so on”?
Una no get sense again for this country as everything is now focus on yahoo as if that’s the main problem we have having in this country.
From observation most of you people that are bringing up irrelevant issues about this act are either jealous ,envious or Never do well somebody.

Millions are graduating from various higher institutions in Nigeria every year but no work for them, and you think they will fold their hands?
As it stands now almost everybody is towing the fast lane in Nigeria ,due to the bad economy.
Politicians are embezzling public funds.
Police officers can’t do without bribe ,civil servants are not left behind ,Infact those ones are worse ,NEPa is issuing out exorbitant bills every months for darkness and nobody to question them,traders/market women are inflating. Prices of commodities.
So it’s now a game of survival of the fittest in Nigeria.

thank you for this

pumapuma:
Prayers of the righteous work and are effective. I am a living testimony.
And yes, God is not a figment of anyone's imagination. God is real.

please I beg you tell us your testimony please and I can tell you it would still evolve around the same setup that could still happen to anyone even a non believer, I could tell you now that I have had a lot of breakthroughs and I am not paying attributes to any deity

doggedfighter:
Isn't it about time you stop making silly excuses for a non-existent God?

boss tell them , there always making excuses for a diety there say is all powerful, the funniest thing I have been told after a disagreement that there know can't be won, is may the diety have mercy on me, something I don't believe in ���

Caleb91:
which nature are u appreciating ?
is it the blind one or your blind self
he posted that shit without a pics to confirm and you are already praising nature
if i may ask do you knw him before?
have you ever seen his picture ?
i guess your answer is no
that dude is just sicking for attention

na so z

jawalis:
I laugh in French.
We all have history of handsome guys around and it’s nothing’s serious like you are putting it. Why will a lady run away just because you are handsome? Why won’t ladies be comfortable eating around you bro. That’s suspicious. But what do I know.
Kindly drop a picture of you bro. At least there’s nothing to hide if you truly are handsome like you claim. I’ll drop mine too. Not a competition though.

na sozb

GoodHardDick:
Only SIMPS looks for a way to win a woman's heart

OP, are you okay? Haven't you heard that dating a Nigerian girl is a complete waste of time, energy and resources?

Real niggas like us ain't got no time for love. We bang her pussy and move on. No stress, no drama, just bang and move on.

If you must fall in love, hustle hard and fall in love with a white lady, this is because they can do anything for you when they're in love with you. Never make the mistake of falling in love with a Nigeria girl. The only thing you should do is to bang her pussy as hard as you can and move on with ur life.

☮️

Oketwin:
only a fool would say there is no God, nor be me talk am oooh na as I take see I say make i tell u

I get energy today so please should we just believe based on the stories we were told or what I don't have issue with believers of religion but whenever I tell them I don't believe in all these things it a fairytale to me their response God have mercy on me and their pity my soul the funniest one I have heard is I will suffer for not believing I keep on saying it until anybody can show me evidence of all these deity existence then I will believe because they are all deities from Christian God to Muslim Allah to the smiling buhdda

Pharmboy24:
It’s your opinion dude,i guess your brain is too petty to understand the Supernatural being, oh well Enjoy your cup of Ignorance.

sorry for intruding but are you saying that it your brain that is not petty that understands supernatural beingS I put the S because them no be one according to stories we where told

EnemyofGod22:



Marriage is a scam.

I will continue preaching to the Brainwashed gullible religious faithfools until their eyes open, Jesus Christ, Angels, demons, Allah, Satan and God doesn't exist, there's no reliable verifiable potable concretible approved evidence of their existence,


Heaven and hellfire doesn't exist, no evidence.


Know this and have peace of mind.

tell them oo if you ask what are the evidence that they exist there will either tell you personal experience so I should believe because of your personal experience or your pastor's. I keep asking I remember when I was much younger we would hear of alot of super miracles how bat turn to woman monkey turn to man how blind man start to dey see instantly when he came in contact with pastor so many things now dring this era of social media we no dey hear miracles again now na only prosperity them they preach

Bigspider:
Hello everyone

Please I need your advise. I have a girlfriend. I love her so much and would do just anything reasonably possible to make her happy. We've been together for years and several things have happened that we have overcome. But she happens to make a 'mistake' with one of her tutors, they got so closed chemistry started to heat up and they things happened (no sex though according to her). They kissed severally and spend nights together on more than one occasion. The nightmare about this is I am currently out of the country and make sure we communicate everyday, to include the days of the escape with the socalled tutor. And I have had no idea she could be doing that since I call her every night. Only that she will reject video call most times and complain it's too dark and there's no light, I didn't suspect any other thing . Though it almost break us but she apologized and we already let that slide. But the problem now is she is still communicating with this person and that always make my thoughts run riots. I have not suspected any fowl play though, but I don't feel comfortable that she still keep contact with this person. She explained that she already put him off and told him not to come to her house anymore, but only need to keep contact with him in case she might need help with her work or need someone to put her through. I have insisted that she should be transparent with every of their interactions which she agrees. But along the line, I sense the transparency and honesty she swore isn't 100%. Then my fear and insecurity has risen. I have requested her to block and cut ties with him. She refused and saying I am selfish and insensitive and not considering her (in case she needs help). The refusal is stern that she won't mind breaking up just not to cut contact with this person. Now I am forced to think perhaps I am selfish and insensitive. Or perhaps she doesn't respect the relationship enough to cut ties with this person. Please advise and give your honest opinion. Please don't hold back if you think I am at fault, as far as it is honest I will take it. I know some will troll and use derogatory word but I sure know there still reasonable ones in here. Please help!

you are out side of the country look for women out side the country na one last time there is no way a lady who is making out with a guy regularly and there are spending some night together wouldn't have slept with him bro I no know wetin I dey talk self I don smoke dis morning but if na true bro move on with your life abeg how you go take know say woman way you love dey make out with person you still dey her dey talk o boy x that girl and get ur self a lady that you deserve

Kingcalls:
Abeg shut up...look at u fools celebrating balon dor when ur mates are celebrating champions league and top scorers ... if Joe Biden or buhari cud win elections thru rigging , then no surprises here... na mumu people like u vote buhari and as they say , intelligent people are few, thats y votes will mostly produce nonsense.... uvare as dumb and ur mates

I no won talk since but make I answer you Ronaldo has won 5 ucl title while Messi had 4, goals assist, play making, changes created motm awards even when Dem dey play for the same league Ronaldo no dey see Messi back for for goals and assist fine
Ronaldo has more goals than Messi and Ronaldo has played over 140 games more than Messi one last thing your Ronaldo has no hope and stands no chance of winning the champions league ever again but there is still a possibility of messi winning it I no fit wait make Dem dey equal for champions league trophies na then I won Know wetin Ronaldo fans go use take do comparison

OJEEMAH:
its illogical to attach pictures of different years to drive your point. It will mislead many people.

What you should have done was to compare Sanchez' stats with those that were nominated in 2016 and the person that eventually won the award and then compare Messi's 2021 stats with this year's contenders.

And just so you know, Messi imminent victory is not just because he won Copa America but a combination of his club and Country performance......so if you are rooting for Lewandoski, Kindly place his club and country achievements side by side with Messi.

e the funny thing is Sanchez has never score up to 40 goals in a single season I keep on wondering where did there get all this thing s from just search on Google and you would see for yourself Sanchez has never score up to 40 goals in a single season in his career

Fuckthamods:
If Messi wins this award again then majority of the footballing world won't regard even his pasts balon dors as deserving and france football would be seen as corrupt.

the picture you posted about Sanchez is wrong go and make a better research Sanchez only score 13 goals in epl 3 in Copa and 2 in ucl why are you people so biased it really funny when you don even hear say Sanchez score reach 40 goals one season all this Ronaldo fans na wa ooo

MJBOLT:

man wey no get girlfriend,get peace of mind.

I swear Bros maintenance money for just being a girlfriend chai wetin aboki no go see for kano

Righteousness2:
The Signs of the times are Everywhere just as JESUS Christ said it will be.

And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

Very very soon! A Mysterious Mystery will Shake all the Corners and Nations of the Earth. The Rapture is upon us.

Repent , Believe the Gospel of JESUS Christ and be Saved so as to avoid Unnecessary stories and Wailings.

you are very funny ����

Am a 24 years medical student in my fourth year of the university I meet her when we where in our second year I never knew she was even in our class until our second year at first we where only saying hello to each other than some school stuff brought us together in our third year ever since we became close as friends and now I am realizing that I really like her and I want more than just being normal friends with her.

I feel it wouldn't be right because we are in the same department same level in school I keep on trying to let the feeling go but everyday I keep on seeing her and my feelings for her keep on increasing.

I really need advice on what to do I don't know what to do about the emotions I feel towards her.

SLIDEwaxie:
You're simply what they call a lucky Bastard. This doesn't make your smart or better. You can't be a good civil engineer in school, it can only be because of long years in practice.

Now, that being said- you designing a structure is the job of an architect, supervision is the job of a builder and the structural aspects is for a structural engineer, in which you come in..

And nobody would pay ₦200,000,000 into a savings account for a job just based on recommendation because clearly you were a novice. Lass lass, if they were desperate to help you, they'll attach you with a major construction firm and pin you as a head of department.

My point, you are just one of the lucky bunch, you're not smart or very good and you're probably just a liar

you are very correct the story no complete or he might just be a very good liar

seborrhic:
Rubbish.
Man United has quality players but a horrible coach has made good players look terrible.
Anyday,in any club, Fernandes,Pogba,Greenwood,Rashford,Shaw,DeGea will be outstanding players.Not to talk of the great himself,Ronaldo.
Aside from Salah,Mane,Firmino and Van Dyke,whose other player would ordinarily be called outstanding in Liverpool,without the coaching of Klopp?
Let same Mane,Sallah be coached by Sokhjaer and you would call them horrible players not fit to play in the premier league

Liverpool has had the best wing backs in more than 2seasons and there are playing like a team not waiting for there � to score and not depending on individual talents

princewarri1985:
ARE YOU A LEARNER?? YOU TAKE ANTIBIOTICS IMMEDIATELY AFTER RAW SEX THAT WAY THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY YOU ARE GOING TO CONTACT STD, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THESE GIRLS DOES

boss even if you take one full pack of antibiotics if the person get hiv e don give you be dat oo d only way to prevent hiv way be master of all STD na to dey take pep medications before 72 hours go pass

khia:
Don't you comprehend English?

If you feel Nigerian girls aren't afraid of getting an STD, their fear isn't stoping Nigerian men from sexing them, which is why I asked the question "Why aren't Nigerian guys afraid of getting an STD from Nigerian girls?"

the funny thing is some would tell you that there don't like condoms when you talk about STDs next thing you go hear na God forbid I can't have any infection
it is easier for women to contract and STD than man na Dem supposed dey fear pass but na dey go tell you I don't like condoms do it like dat na
The girl am actually dating now I don carry her go do full STD check up be we had sex at all next thing way I know she can dey tell me say make I no vex she be go sleep with her ex without condom 2 days before we had unprotected sex she no even get any fear for body at all ex boyfriend way since last year Dem break up (girls get mind)
Well me I dey on pep medication now I no won hear story at all

daniella45:
fake friends are just everywhere
looking for who to push into their early grave by their senselessness

now they have poisoned him
later they will say is their village people
or the lizard they did not burry very well

rip bro
but you will not rest in peace
you must go after your killer
and take him wif u
blessed soul

how certain are you sure he was poisoned he could have died from am allergy to something or some health condition the only way to be certain is after an autopsy is done
Rest in peace
I have seen cases like this with a friend of my who died from allergy to something he ate na the same enemies don kill am e no go better for enemies na after a full autopsy some believe say no be person do am but still people still talk say Dem do am
Let just get our facts straight up.

I just dey very tried over the whole thing I swear am done with her am just concerned about my health
I started taking pep medication 69hours after the encounter I had with her I don't even know if it too late I just dey confused I swear

Commentor:
It's not like the other guy has been diagnosed as being HIV positive.


You sef.

my fear is the guy might not know his own status my girlfriend told me she would be going to the hospital tomorrow before she is having some kind of rash in her body she is also very scared

Please medical practitioners in the house help a brother out
I really need to clear my head from this.

Am really concerned about it right now a week ago my girlfriend confessed to me that she had unprotected sex with her ex she had the encounter two day before we had sex am really worried about this is a girl I really care am a very careful person before we started to have sex we had both gone to the hospital together to run a full STI test to make sure we are both clean I was so angry when she told me she is someone who I want to get married to she said she felt remorseful that was why she told me my major concern is just my health that why am asking.
Please am really scared about the whole thing I want serious response from people who are really exposed to these kind of situations

Bacteriologist:
The will of god... isn't it interesting how it's always humans telling us what a god's will is...lmao

my brother ask help me ask them oo which way