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Nairaland General › Re: 25 Strange And Crazy Deaths That Will Boggle Your Mind by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 12:34am On Nov 05, 2015

Number 11 'death after dancing' reminds me Lil Kesh's song : EFE JOKU NI O. LOL

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Nairaland General › Re: I Survived A Serious Accident. by SPEEDEPITOME(op): 6:16am On May 24, 2015

Nairaland General › I Survived A Serious Accident. by SPEEDEPITOME(op): 5:50am On May 24, 2015

I left school for Abuja on Tuesday for an Action Aid Programme slated for Wednesday 20th May. The programme -Safe Cities For Women Campaign Launch- which was held at Millennium Park, Maitama , Abuja was a success. I checked out of my hotel on Thursday and went to the park. The bus did not move on time and surprisingly unlike other passengers who were complaining I waited patiently. Out of boredom at the park, I started surfing the Internet even changed my DP, little did I know that that would have been my last. Somewhere along Lokoja-Okene road, The bus swerved off the road. At first, I thought it was one of those times when a bus just 'almost' loses control and gets back on course, so my thinking was "o ma balance". Reality dawn on me when we crossed the other lane, still to the side of the road and down we went. The bus tumbled into a ditch. We started making efforts to get out, at last we found out way out through the window-not all of us though because some were unconscious. People who were by the road side and saw the bus falling came to our rescue. The ones who were unconscious were rushed to the hospital and others helped in picking some things they could. Phones, glasses, slippers, bags and so on. I had no open wound except the bruises from finding my way out through the shattered glass but my head, neck or shoulder are swollen because I landed on my head or shoulder- I don't even know. I have gone for treatment but my knees and hip bone aches seriously. I give glory to God for my life.

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Family › Re: I Hit Her, I Regret It But She Deserved It by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 6:40am On Mar 01, 2015

dinachi:
Now I can't believe you wrote this! So nature also gave men a weapon and bla bla bla....
Please let us always try to balance our advice.
Verbal and emotional abuse is as bad and evil as physical abuse! Both of them are guilty of abusing themselves. Both of them lacked self control, though I will blame the woman for aggravating the situation by blocking his exit and smashing his phone....

Don't mind them. The way people reason these days, I don't understand. The guy clearly acknowledged his mistakes. Physical violence is bad, emotional abuse is worse. There is one point people seem to be missing here; everyone has a limit, push them beyond that point and they will snap.
Ladies seriously need to watch their mouth o. Imagine you insulted daylight out of a guy, you locked him in when he wants to leave and still expect him to pamper you. Haba, we are human- flesh and blood.

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Romance › Re: My Fiance Actitude Has Changed!! by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 1:11pm On Feb 28, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Whats ACTITUDE?

Lmao.
The guy grammar get actitude.
Op, your matter no be here o.

Family › Re: What Will You Do If Your Galfriend Slaps Sister Whether Elder Or Younger.... by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 2:38pm On Feb 19, 2015

I guess the what-if-A-slaps-B-threads is the new trend here?
Following...

Family › Re: Why She Stop At The Middle Of The Real Action??? Question For The Ladies by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 2:23pm On Feb 19, 2015

Lol. Lemme see.
You were too slow for her liking
Or
She might just have used you,she just needed you to touch her so she could come - some ladies are like that
Or
She just wasn't ready for s*x
Or
She wasn't ready for you.
PS : ur piece lacks coherence.

Culture › Re: Yoruba Day celebration in both the public and private schools in ekiti (pics) by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 2:13pm On Feb 19, 2015

tolu4you:
yes
nobody is allowed to speak English language today in all the public schools in ekiti

Tolu, Iwo gan so ede geesi die die o. Shey gbogbo ile Yoruba ni won ti n se eleyi ni abi bawo? Is the celebration a general thing or what?

Culture › Re: Yoruba Day- Tell Us Your Best Yoruba Food And The Reason Why U Like It by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 2:07pm On Feb 19, 2015

tempem:
Iyan àti obe egunshi....
Bi mo se fe kí iyan yen se rí.

Ahha! MO fe ko gbona, mo de tun fe ko fele

nnkan tí mo fe nínú egunshi yen ni yii:
* MO fe kí won ge ponmo si, MO fe ko po die.
* mo tun fe kí won ko ede(crayfish) si daadaa
* akole yo adun Eja gbigbe kuro nibe náà, nígbà náà, ma fe kí Eja gbigbe wa nibe.
* E bami ko eran si jare, je kin je nnkan siku o jare.

akiyesi pataki : iwo ton ka kini yii, báwo ló se ma rí lara e tí won bá fun e niru iyan yii..

*language is certainly something closer to the heart!

Woo ebi tin pami bayii o, o tile je wipe mi o le ri aaye se iru ounje yen lowo yii ni. Nice food choice there.

Culture › Re: Yoruba Day- Tell Us Your Best Yoruba Food And The Reason Why U Like It by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 2:03pm On Feb 19, 2015

Mine is kinda strange. Unripe plantain and sauce. Ogede dudu pelu ata dindin.

Forum Games › Re: Only For Geniuses by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 1:40pm On Feb 19, 2015

90
2:6
3*2+6=12
4*2+12=20
5*2+20=30
6*2+30=42
7*2+42=56
8*2+56=72
9*2+72=90.

Forum Games › Re: TONGUE TWISTER (come In And Drop Yours) by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 1:27pm On Feb 19, 2015

Father Francis fried five fresh fishes for friends from France.

Business › Re: Top 10 Easiest Businesses To Start by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 12:44pm On Feb 19, 2015

The viability of some of the businesses on the list is relative. It depends on the area.

Car Talk › Re: Photos: A Car With Wooden Interior. Hot Or Not? by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 3:08pm On Feb 16, 2015

drey08:
fits you

Lol. Thanks.

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Car Talk › Re: Photos: A Car With Wooden Interior. Hot Or Not? by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 3:00pm On Feb 16, 2015*

How about this

Politics › My Brother Did Not Apply For INEC Job - Gov. Mimiko. by SPEEDEPITOME(op): 7:20am On Feb 16, 2015

Ondo State Governor Olusegun Mimiko has denied the rumour that his sibling, Prof Olufemi Mimiko, is eyeing the chairmanship of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
Prof Mimiko recently completed his term as Vice Chancellor of the Adekunle Ajasin University (AAU), Akungba-Akoko.
There have been speculations over the move by the Presidency to sack the INEC Chairman, Prof Attahiru Jega and replace him with Prof Mimiko.
Speaking to reporters yesterday in Akure, the state capital, the governor said:”I don’t know where the propaganda came from. It is not true; my brother did not apply for INEC job.
“Let me tell you, it is just propaganda from the opposition. If this is true, I should be in the best position to know. I don’t know what they want to gain from the rumour.
“President Jonathan had also denied that Prof Jega is to be removed from office, so it is a lie. Prof Mimiko did not apply or lobby for INEC job.
On the statement credited to former President Olusegun Obasanjo that President Goodluck Jonathan deliberately shifted the polls to scuttle democracy, the governor said the evidence on ground could not support the postulation of the former president.
According to him, INEC was not adequately prepared for the election, especially in the distribution of Permanent Voter Cards.
Culled from The nation newspaper. Feb. 16,2015

Romance › Re: How Did You Spend Your Valentine's Day? by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 8:00am On Feb 15, 2015

Just there, like a normal Saturday. Nothing out of the ordinary really.

Health › Re: I Sometimes Trip In My Imagination. Is It Normal? by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 5:05pm On Feb 06, 2015

killjoy:
u losing full control of ur own imagination n u Dnt worry bout it?

There is a way the subconscious relates with the conscious. Ever noticed that whenever you wanna ease yourself in your dreams, you might wet your bed in the process. Ishilove's comment explains that.

Health › Re: I Sometimes Trip In My Imagination. Is It Normal? by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 12:08am On Feb 06, 2015

Judging by my experience, I don't think it's something to worry about. I have experienced it a couple of times.

Politics › Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 5:41pm On Feb 04, 2015*

Lmao. Channels TV sef
But seriously, I watched the rally and I think I understand why she was 'erroneously addressed' as the President.

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Romance › Re: Prayer Of A Side Chick For 2015....Operation Take It By Force by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 11:40pm On Dec 30, 2014

okay.

Family › Re: Ladies ; How To Identify A Potential Molester by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 4:02am On Nov 22, 2014

coogar:
cococandy, don't be a victim!

räpists don't openly brag about sėx or talk about women. in the eyes of the world, he's a virgin whom no one has seen with a woman. he's often referred to as a model husband or boyfriend cos he hardly womanises or do the typical things normal guys do.

his räping spirit is his dark passenger. he talks to no one about it unless himself - and the reason he has not been caught is because he's careful enough to avoid certain topics & attributes - so when a man tells you he's a virgin......remove your shoes & run faster than usain bolt!

The truth has been spoken.

Education › Re: Tautologies Commonly Used Today by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 10:31pm On Oct 16, 2014

Still yet.
Extreme end
Sharp corner

Celebrities › Re: Check Out This Funny Nigerian Wedding Picture by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 9:40pm On Oct 16, 2014

How about this?

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Celebrities › Re: Dumbest Comparison Ever by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 3:33pm On Oct 14, 2014

Well, some people recently compared Dame Patience Jonathan to Mother Theresa

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Romance › Re: Does Pouting Make Girls Any Sexier? Share Your Pictures ! by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 3:14pm On Oct 14, 2014

Dramadiddy:
Doesn't... They just tend to look funny and ridiculous...whatever happened to smiling

Culture › Re: Which Part Of Your Body Do You Scrub First While Bathing? by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 10:27am On Oct 14, 2014

My hand automatically goes to my armpits.

Education › What Exactly Is Plagiarism? by SPEEDEPITOME(op): 3:56pm On Oct 11, 2014

After reading several comments on Linda Ikeji's ordeal, i came up with this question.

What is plagiarism?

There is an argument along that line on a thread in the front page and from there i was able to deduce that people have different opinions on what constitutes plagiarism, some people do not know what it is exactly and how serious an offense it is.
Plagiarism, to me, means taking someone else's work(s) and passing them as though it is/ they are yours.
So if you know well , what you please do well to explain what constitutes plagiarism.

Celebrities › Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 2:52pm On Oct 08, 2014

adegwurulez:
If you must listen to nigerian rappers, listen to the intelligent ones like vector, modenine, M.I and jesse jagz.

Just a word of advise

Thanks for the advice.
For Nigerian rappers; Modenine, Vector and few others do the trick.

Iceprince is something else . But for the chorus and the beat, you would think you are still listening to the same track.

Celebrities › Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 6:13am On Oct 08, 2014

mondob2k:
Sound Sultan n Tubaba....Enter the place

Thanks. That was Sound Sultan's line.

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Celebrities › Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 5:25am On Oct 08, 2014

StevinMorgan:

I need 2 packets of paracetamol.. Gush!

Headache? Sorry.

Celebrities › Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by SPEEDEPITOME(f): 10:06pm On Oct 07, 2014*

My dumbest of all time remains 'JUST LIKE RICE AND BEANS, EVERY MAN AND WOMAN MUST MIX.....wtf! I can't really place the artiste now.

There is a difference between word play and punchline... Op, please note
Some of the lines up there are good. If you fault them , then i think you have plenty of lines to take down.
My opinion though.

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