Uncle tortoise and Brother Duck...

animals of the same habitat....

Iranu

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The guy above me is evil

wunmi590:


Who is your boy? You better wake up from your slumber pikin

Man sef dey bear Wunmi na,

Answer the question and stop being childish..

wunmi590:
Do a long term target savings in an insurance company.


Thanks me later

You talking Annuity investment boy?

Emereolevanwill:
mtcheww i already know this.

How come you are still broke then?

Avoid Oloshos and Slay Mamas,

Dont take uber of 1500 when Danfo covering the same distance will take 150Naira

Stop outsourcing your office shirts to dry cleaners..try washing and starching it yourself if you are an upcoming employee,

Stop subscribing for dstv when you only have the weekends to watch it.. do Gotv( if u are upcoming with no kids)

Stop investing in expensive phones...Snapchat or IG dont recognize that crap..what's worse..u"ll be chasing a slay momma whose pictures were updated from a Gionee or Tecno phone... Get sense.

Jesu!

When will rapture come sef?

This world needs to be refreshed..

Kai

How Ironic, You are based in another man's country and you are calling him out,

If them deport you now,

You go dey wail...

Keep shut and keep moving..

Kolo dey worry dis thread

This him wife sef use football age.

since you have decided to ridicule your sister by bringing it here on Nairaland let us epp you

Question 1:Who be your brother Inlaw barber?

Question 2: Who be the guy tailor?

Question 3: Who take the photo wey?

Question 4: Why una go say make the guy open teeth considering his rambo-inspired dentition?

Question 5: Why una allow the guy smoke igbo before pre wedding picture?

Am waiting for your answer.. work no pay

the guy eye dan dey close since primary school,

but why most guys dey worwor for pry school,?

kill boko haram not bush meat.

NwaAmaikpe:




So having a world record for longest single note held on a saxophone automatically makes you successful?
I never knew that sirs, you must be petty mediocres as well.

I'm sure Stella Obasanjo should be the world and Africa's best first lady because her giant mosquito bed broke the world record and is also in the Guinness Books Of World Record!

You are obviously a pathetic fool,

What do you know.. Femi Kuti has been nominated for grammy 4 different times and has won different awards,

The Man is known the world over and you still call him an unfortunate mediocre,

You that aint mediocre, what have you achieved in your mistake of a life other than rant all over the internet,

I'll refrain from blaming your ancestors as it may degenerate into a tribal war which judging from your useless posts, you particularly enjoy,

Adieu.

with their long mouths like Nkapi..

Men should run from you guys.

NwaAmaikpe:


Great guy,
This is one of the bravest Nigerian ever and undoubtedly the bravest Yoruba man ever.

It's sad all his offsprings are unfortunate mediocres who didn't fit into Abami Eda's shoes

You must not know about Femi Kuti then,

Before you argue, google the Guinness world record he just broke

see the very beautiful wife,

Na another man go dey do the unimaginable now,

kai.

fran6co:

I want to buy too. infact am new to it can u help to navigate us around

yes I can show you around... ayospeezy@gmail.com

emmanuelewumi:


Guinness, Lafarge, Dangote cement, Friesland Wamco, Cscs, NASCON,Zenith, UBA, APR, Dangote Flour, Dangote Sugar, Flour mills etc

contact me on ayospeezy@gmail.com

kai,

and i like this woman with her heavy endowments

IgboticGirl:
I need to buy shares somebody should help me

Do you have a particular one in mind or you are looking for advise on bankable stock picks..?

RMU:
What will be the impact to the masses in the general market, will the prices of commodities increase or decrease?

Well, if by the general masses you mean retail investors, I must say zero to no impact except you already have the Dangote Cement stocks prior to this time. Then you would be looking to sell to take your profits or hold for a longer term.

I would suggest you held the stocks if you have it. Because by my projections, it should go higher..

well, the trade was an off market trade having no major impact on the price of the Dangote Cement stock. But it sure galvanized a rally towards the close of the market. I dont think there ever is a best or worst time to invest in stocks. Opportunities always abound..it just depends on who is looking. Over all, the NSE is thriving and will continue to in my opinion as the corporate governance in the Lagos bourse is quite impressive.

Gullible things people do just to trend.....

If dem kidnap am now,

He go dey blame him village people,

Didinrin

finally,

The Igbo villagers' net caught a big fish.

commence fasting and prayers


or


RIP to your career.

igraman:
Why do you have to go back there?
Who asked you of update?

You had the opportunity to make the best out of it at first, but the ego in you told you to enhance the pictures which made them look a bit ingenuine.
You've realised you fu*k up and now you want to go and take another ones.
Alas opportunity comes but ones.


Thank your God say them no lynch u.

In your haste to rant meaninglessly you failed to proof read your grammar.

You dont need to reply, just modify, shut up and stay humble.

Adios.

Oya now,

Make e put all the action film wey him perform for GUS to use,

All i see is a mammy-water and 404...

very true at OP,

Just dont misuse the opportunity, because this your face wey be like poo wey refuse to smell,

Issokay..

it is only in Nigeria that a fraudster will have the effrontery to rub his ill gotten funds in your faces,

Truth is we are the puppies and we better start hushing...

Fine Officer,

Lucky wife, you will always find loose change in his pockets.........if you are about that life