₦airaland Forum

Marrtynze:
Afta dey wud say dere is no luv online, warrisdis, abeg I wish dem hapi married life

Paulpaulpaul:
This old lady?


I can bet my di.ck that the lady was 30 three years ago.




Give me one reason why she won't reply every dms.Rejoice with people first.



Happy for her though. I love good news

hob:
Virgins are overrated



Ask me Why?

mta003:
1.I hate the fact that i don't know how to keep conversations going if i meet new people.
2.people feel like i don't like them because i don't converse with them.
3. Not having many friends
4 people feel you are dumb because you don't talk much.

E.t.c.
All the same its all fun jare.

ekundayoalo:
When i first toast a girl as an introvert, i'm still very young back then, my heart feels like its gonna explode looking at the babe in front of me. Then i started stammering, i feel like disappearing at dat moment, lolz. Whenever i remember that day i always feel like beating myself, even till now lolz. Being an introvert is kinda fraustrating at times.

jonaifame22:
talk na, dis is not a laffn matter

jonaifame22:
do u pray for nairalanders too?

wtfCode:
**checked her profile**
hello bae, it seems like u have a bright future between ur legs, will u be my galfrnd?
Here are my assets:
U shouldn't worry about money, cuz i have 3 bank acct, 6 pacs, huge palms to squeeze the juice outta those oranges on ur chest, 1 huge 9 inches long d!ck, 12 cartons of gold circle, over 1000 mojo clips in my laptop, samsung galaxy s5 and apple phone.

Gombs:
Divorce was not part of the contract, if you read your bible well.... Except on grounds of infidelity.

Else, it's till death do you two apart.

Timoleon:
wat yav now consign dys mata and d pryce of tomato in de market?

on a more serious note though....after 35mins of flying between lagos n uyo, i think the airplane should be closer to uyo than ikeja (might be wrong though). pls those that fly uyo to lagos or otherwise, how long does it take? i only go by road to uyo.

jiggaz:
All these celebrities and their football age... Rukky Sanda 31? Odiegwu!!!!

That was how her friend Ebube Nwagbo celebrated her birthday in February and claimed she was 32. Meanwhile, Ebube Nwagbo was my elder sister's roommate at Federal Polytechnic Oko in Anambra State and she was born in 1974 making her 41yrs yet she's claiming 32.

Mike Ezuruonye celebrated his own and claimed 33. Lo and behold his former classmates at Federal Polytechnic Oko, class of 1999 opened his nyansh on social media. It turns out dat Mike Ezuruonye is 42yrs ,he was born in 1973 yet he was claiming 1982.

Nonso Diobi was claiming 1982 also until his old school mates opened his nyansh again on social media and we found out he was born in 1976 making him 39yrs.

I wonder why they keep hiding their real age, what is there sef....

Flavour Nabania i am watching you in 3D, i saw the age you were claiming. Dont forget dat people knew you way back in Achara Layout Enugu.

These celebrities forget dat we are in the Social Media age and any lie you blow, friends from way back go treat your f.uck up .

Eshinery:
31?

Ishilove:
Abeg she should not follow heart o. The heart is carnal and can mislead. Let her follow the promptings of the Spirit of God who will never mislead.

Op, your emphasis on wealth is blinding you to a lot of things. If that rich man today should run into financial crisis tomorrow, will you leave him?

At the same time, having a standard is not a bad thing; personally I believe in a lady marrying above her station in life, but still, just don't let the material wealth of a man blind you to the more important aspects.

FriedPlantain:
Has nothing to with God or any supernatural being anywhere, it was a near- miss incident and the dude was just plain lucky. We should be more concerned about what stringent safety measures that should be put in place and enforced to curtail similar occurrence from happening rather than focusing on how some supernatural being helped the dude escape unscathed in the accident. At least that is how it is done in saner climes.