₦airaland Forum

AImiron:
Steve Harvey holds a Ph.d in SIMPology, zero pity. He fvck around and find out bountifully. I hope other celebrity simps learns before they get burnt.. I’m suprised she’s ask for half, man could give her everything and return to square one to start all over again 😂🤣😂

Nlfpmod mod frontpage material don land my boss

Exactly. Even his takes on women matter on his show tells.
See how his daughter Lori don turn to industry poozie for example.

If you have to ask on Nairaland, your chances are slim

If you truly believe the SUV isn't bullet proof, then you no too get sense

Ozogbula !!!

Na helicopter you suppose buy or private jet.

HeartlessMan:
Every week a new policy yet Naira keeps rising.
Ebola Tinubu is a clueless government. I now believe the man never attended school.

They don't have the will to do the right things so they keep tip toeing around the situation with rubbish policies.

Was he jogging for a fitness test or just exercising? Because I doubt fitness standards applies to senior officers...

First lie. Well played

If she give you, knack. If she makes boundaries clear, keep her as a friend.

Some friends are useful.

DSS don turn to amotekun

Legal profession in Nigeria no get level like before again.

Right time to buy dollars.

Make him sha ensure say NSF holds next year and in spectacular fashion.

Other than that, I have no expectations.

AmotekunSW:
That place is bounded by the Atlantic ocean. Have you ever seen the police near the Atlantic ocean?

Police has a Mopol base, several Police stations and Area command there.
Nigerian Customs service also has base there.

Duplicity of functions.

Failure of the Nigerian police system

Samkizz20:
We're you able to fund your account?

I haven't tried it after that time.

Everything na still scam

Ban BDC's.

Very simple

IconicR:
May God continue to protect them
This man is all Obi ever dreamt of.
Giving hypes and praises to the wrong person who looted a state for complete eight years is what I'll never understand.
If it is jazz obi did on you all then e no work reach my side and the sides of the majority of Nigerians.

It is also comical to assume someone rose to the position of deputy governor in CBN and is yet teflon.

Light skinned Abeokuta babe. They all fit the same stereotype.

How many hectares of farmland does her father have because she might be downplaying a silent millionaire.

The whole screening na theatrics.

Potential Ministers that will still do budget runs with potential budget approving commitee members.

What I see are scammers showing each other their skills...more like a dance festival

"When I come back from work"...Which work she go?

Dialpad:
All these irrelevant awards.... I doubt if many of us here can identify more than one name on the list

E get the person wey dey always post these Kain threads using different monikers.

Keywords to note: Abuja, paegeant, big boy, beauty queen, light skinned, awards, etc

IG sef dey do parole, na commissioner come be Jesus Christ abi ?

Trust nobody

Once you start hearing committee for an action that just requires immediate action, know say na wash

talented321:
I started doubting this gender at the tender age of 10 because of what i see with my eyes.
Imagine the '''format''' alone
Na how she take use two grown up men for 11 years bafle's me or are they some sort of simps.
U way dey read this so' if u like be trusting ur wife and don't go for dna' last last na gateman go claim all your children.
What do u expect from a woman u met in a beer parlor.

Agege beer parlour of all places!!!

erniok:
No bank dey work but i hear sterling don start. I go wait small make i no come get all bank accounts for naija.

Na wa ooo.
I was even thinking it would be easier now with the new policies

Has anybody here been able to fund bet365 with any Nigerian bank card since Tinubu took over ? My Stanbic wey i dey use before dey bounce back now...

Lucky chap.

The outfit with the badges is a new level of ridiculousness tho'.

The weyrey even give himself 3 stars, dem come do sword crossing join again.

Big see finish for Nigerian military but I no blame am sha.

If na me sef dey face insurgents wey sojo no fit defeat, I for dey strip any sojo wey i see down to their underwear.

Alex and all these Abuja babes...
10mill endorsement...u Dey whyne?

Eriokanmi:
And that makes our specie more potent and active in tackling certain medical conditions. Nigeria is losing billions of dollars in earnings by not allowing this to fly. We can regulate it.

Mallam will always be Mallam in their shallow way of thinking. I remember when they said GSM revolution would hurt their earnings from the sector, if permitted, when abacha was in power. Kingibe and Co said it on the national TV back then. Now, they're making 10 times more in earnings from telecoms. I don't even want to talk of the millions of Nigerians who have benefited from this, in one way or the other in employment generation and tech-related opportunities. Many have access to the social media accounts today via data on their GSM phones.

Governor Akeredolu once advocated for this. They once said Nigeria can't use atms but today, we have them installed not only in banks but in hidden malls . Those discouraging this from flying are the most abusers of cannabis. There's a former Governor I know, who was seen smoking it after a football match with his friends ended on a weekend in a popular stadium. My brother, who accompanied one of the ex governor's friends to the stadium for the match saw him.

If you can't mention the ex Governor's name which is understandable, at least give us clues na

Throwback:
FBI is not equivalent of our DSS.

The US Secret Service is equivalent of our DSS.

While FBI is what our current Federal Police would be equivalent to when we also have State Police.

I think the Nigerian DSS functionally is more of an equivalent to the US DSS which might explain why they prefer that appellation rather than SSS.