₦airaland Forum

Illiterate militant collects #65,000 while NYSC corper collects #19,800. Everything about this country is the perfect illustration of madness.

Pheals:
Ti ti wonh ba wonh Wetin dey do




well if u are destiny to receive knock believe me thousands of caps can't prevent it

Fine girl, but why??

The plan all along had always been to embezzle that money. Sometimes I doubt Buhari is enough to save this country, the rot is too deep.

Wetin dey there? Jay Z sent me one plastic orijin last week but I no loud am

Dollyak:
Wtf. This creepy man should be locked way where the sun don't shine. Those children needs help from physchologists and social workers to get over this ordeals.
Nigeria is still way behind in handling these kind of situtations.

Sup?

TRUTHTOPOWER:
It is the learned writer that is narrowing the application of the law. 37 ministers is envisaged so as to give every state a seat at FEC. However, they can be placed on the same salary with a University HOD.They can have 2 Departmental vehilcles, one P.A.and civil servants as SAs. consultants could be hired based on budgetary projects. This way the office of a minister could just cost less than 500,000 per month.

This post makes too much sense. 1000 likes

but wiz khalifa and snoop Dogg have pink lips na....

ogawisdom:
Lagos an extension of igboland it shld b d turn of d igbos to produce d next Governor 2019 since we ve contributed threemuch in developin lag. D yorubas shld support zoning d governorship to d igbos come 2019 in d spirit of equity n fairness or else .......

I wish lagos shared boundary with any igbo state we would ve captured it and made it part of our dear Biafra

Always sun dry your weed properly before smoking bro

pretydiva:
I never knew he had a grown up daughter. She's pretty btw.

D 1st pix tho ..small fallen boobs

Boys dey paara. No time to leave mango till e ripe again.

The thunder that will fire this woman is still taking tramadol. Chai...Nigerians don suffer ooo. She is trying to use media spin on something so evident...

PilotHope:
Please, I am trying to upload my passport-size photo, it rejects it saying it's more than 30 kb. Please, how do I minimise the photo. I have tried editing it, it is either too small to be visible or it is too big to be accepted. Please, help fellow future officers.

u can try using bbm to resize your passport photo

for fat women and women who have given birth and lactated, their big boobies don't count. Just like 6 packs on a skinny ni99a too...

Don't rob peter to pay paul. The glory actually belongs to your p**sy not your boobiess. Na your p**sy do the work.

She can use a more elaborate tattoo to cover it up. Or she uses hot iron to brand and scarify the skin there...but I won't like to f**k an ass that looks like Seal's face

She didn't think twice about doing a full split on wizkid's uncondomized phallus. Well...

The last girl I opened doors for was paraplegic...and she had to politely ask coz I was too busy not giving a f**k.

As for pest control, she can always buy ota pia pia, Mortein or mix indocid with fried fish. I can't be bothered.

All oyinbo horror films always starts with that over-inquisitive ni99a. The most curious dudes have the worst deaths and they die quick.

Six packs, Beard gang and a baritone voice? She should just tell me she wants to start f**king Lynxx and leave me alone.

I never buy ride. When I buy am, I go come modify this post.

Pubic hair don't lie. I am sure it is all white down there. I have never seen any of her movies. Maybe na mojo she dey act sha...

guy, nothing do you oooo. I presume you guys are age mates and are both single? so far you can keep it out of the workplace, enjoy yourself. But have a contingency plan in case things go to shit.

Did she use the oil to fry the plantain or did she use the plantain to fry the oil ??

philips70:
Her father is alive and never was ordered to be killed but suffered some kind of detention. Not everyone is as jaundiced as many people on Nairaland. There are still many people who look at the bigger picture and weigh all the pros and cons of their actions at any given time. The man sees Buhari as the messiah Nigeria needs at this point in time despite his past ordeals.

I must have had my facts jumbled. My point is that almost every active participant in the political theatre today has been incentivized by money/personal gains rather than patriotism.

philips70:
The kind of love and belief this Lola has for the person of Buhari in spite of what happened to her father in the Buhari military regime is very uncommon and worthy of emulation.

Do you know what the behind the door deals must have entailed?
Just saying....coz for a man to order my dad's justified or unjustified death and still have my support on this kinda scale, *fill in the blanks*

Very good. This madness should stop. Him eyes don clear

I have always said it that the way we use the military at the slightest whim in Nigeria, they would soon reach the same level of disrespect we have for the police.

well as an angry youth, I will act true to type by saying......
f*@k you Mr Op!!