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 Politics › Re: Ex-CSO, Obua, At National Hospital Critically Ill (Photo) by Spidermon: 10:19am On Jul 29, 2015 |
Not to sound callous but an IV cannula in the hand does not necessarily confer critical status on a patient jare. It could be IV multivitamins jare. |
| Politics › Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by Spidermon: 7:22am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Chai !! Because of camo, small children wey never get hair for pr1ck dey chawuz their papa mate... 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Photos Of NDA Cadets Harassing Civilians by Spidermon: 4:44am On Jul 28, 2015 |
RaptorX: 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: Yahoo Boys; When The Baba That Blessed Your Laptop Is Sure! by Spidermon: 6:28pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Jim Iyke and Nadia buari |
| Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Meets With China's Ambassador To Nigieria, Mr. Gu Xiaojie by Spidermon: 6:24pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Our VP wants to learn chinese Kungfu |
| Celebrities › Re: Photo: Customized Wears For Marvin Babies Approved By Don Jazzy by Spidermon: 4:09pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Yustash001:Omo Ibile !! |
| Crime › Re: Naval Officers Allegedly Brutalize 15 Oil Workers In Aba by Spidermon: 1:00pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
This is one of the reasons why US insists the only type of weapons they can sell to us are catapults, bow, arrows etc and not sophisticated types.... |
| Politics › Re: Police Sergeant Who Made Bullet-proof Vest Promoted By Arase by Spidermon: 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
It is risky to choose locally made bullet proof over the imported and properly tested one. This one no be matter of blind patriotism oooo. Make our policemen no go dey die like fowl from gunfire |
| Pets › Re: Transformation Of My Sick Caucasian by Spidermon: 7:39am On Jul 23, 2015 |
This is the kind of transformation that Nigeria needs and not the rubbish that Jona was all about... Nice one OP 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: A Nigerian Man Turned His Bicycle Into An Aeroplane (Photo) by Spidermon: 6:26pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
This is just a welder with lofty dreams. Looks like something from Mario Kart or CTR |
| Politics › Re: Please What Is Rochas Okorocha Doing In This Photo? by Spidermon: 12:22pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
The average man on the streets has become his own government. These m'fu*kers are just grandstanding in the white house. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Caption This Photo Of A Proud Father And His Daughters During Graduation by Spidermon: 6:28pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
You cant take the aboki out of a ni99@ |
| Agriculture › Re: My Poultry Farm - Part 2 by Spidermon: 5:09pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Nice thread OP. @ farmtech, for your DOC beddings, I would advice you use dry wood shavings(not sawdust) covered with layers of newspaper to avoid the mold problem. |
| Crime › Re: Twitter's Reaction To Alhaji Gay's Death by Spidermon: 5:01pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
themharcqk:U have heard people say he likes to f**k the anus of young boys and you are still hoping he was born again?? 6 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Checkout 20 Things Recruiters Do Not Want To See On Your CV by Spidermon: 1:41pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
F**k this. I repeat. F**k it. |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Do If Your Girl Comes To A Date Along With 5 Of Her Friends? by Spidermon: 5:24am On Jul 20, 2015 |
This kain thing no dey too happen again...and the babe sef go don know the kain guys wey fit endure this kain shit. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Spidermon: 1:56am On Jul 20, 2015 |
jameslord:Lagos. |
| Romance › Re: Please How Can I Toast A Girl by Spidermon: 7:12pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
When you see a girl that you like, just pull down your zip and pull out your d*ck and start sniffing her crotch like a goat. She will grab. |
| Romance › Re: Gay Dads Gives Birth To A Healthy Baby Boy In Us by Spidermon: 6:58pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
I just don't understand gay men. This thing called poosie is just too sweet to be ignored mehn. |
| Romance › Re: Five Sure Signs That Show You Have Got Stingy Boyfriend by Spidermon: 6:54pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Any woman with will and drive should go out there and get money herself! |
| Romance › Re: How She Punished Me Cos She Saw Condom (must Read) by Spidermon: 6:37pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Next time, keep the condom out of sight and tear it with one hand behind your back while you finger her with your other hand till she is in cloud 9 and her eyes are closed.... then u wear your CD within 2 seconds and start firing that poosie instantly. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Spidermon: 8:08pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Wow. A lot of taekwondo guys in the house. I love that. Do you guys compete at national championships? |
| Romance › Re: Build Your Ideal Woman (picture) by Spidermon: 8:01pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
ayusco85:I go use condom surely. BTW, no man wey never f**k olosho...unless we wan dey deceive ourselves. |
| Romance › Re: Build Your Ideal Woman (picture) by Spidermon: 2:14pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
If I had only $5 which is 1k, na to enter olosho house go f*ck jare.
But seriously, nos 7 and 9. The rest can be learnt. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Spidermon: 9:55am On Jul 18, 2015 |
jameslord:Taekwon. |
| Phones › Re: How To Identify A Fake Usb Device/cord by Spidermon: 8:15am On Jul 18, 2015 |
I won't even bother checking mine. Something I bought for #200, how e wan take be original?? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Webmasters › Re: Please How Much Can I Charge To Build A Church Database? by Spidermon: 4:43pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
If it is a big church, charge them like you would charge a multi national company. Jesus no talk say make you no chop belleful ooo 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Spidermon: 10:20am On Jul 16, 2015 |
Brace yourselves my fellow applicants. More speculations are coming. |
| Family › Re: How Do I Go About Asking Him To Leave Without Sounding Bad? by Spidermon: 6:26pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Buy a carton of vaseline and place it where he will see it. When he asks why you bought so much, tell him you are now gay and he should henceforth tidy his anus well before coming to bed. Trust me. The guy go lost. 6 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: 5000 Unclad People To Protest In Nairobi Ahead Of President Obama Visit by Spidermon: 8:48am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Protest that will later turn to mojo |
| Politics › Re: Chief Of Army Staff Conference Abuja (photos) by Spidermon: 4:46pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
buygala:if your d**k is big, use the one used to package bread. If your d**k is small, use the one meant for packaging sugar/groundnut. 2 is enough unless your sperm are needles. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Spidermon: 4:32pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
If they don't take dssc/SSC this year, where will they get the lieutenants that will lead the platoons that the RRI currently in training would form? Well sha, it is usual to get all sorts of news in this period. It remains for man to discern. ...Victory is from God aLone |
....The war against terrorism isn't going to be won by adorning starched uniforms, endless groupies and frivolous backslapping 
..... But I have some Santana nylon-bags lying around which I intend using as condoms.. How many nylons should I use per round? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 (of 100 pages)