₦airaland Forum

Buy a carton of vaseline and place it where he will see it. When he asks why you bought so much, tell him you are now gay and he should henceforth tidy his anus well before coming to bed.
Trust me. The guy go lost.

Protest that will later turn to mojo

buygala:
And so?

All these Army officers taking Groupies while the rank - and-file are busy dieing in their hundreds ....The war against terrorism isn't going to be won by adorning starched uniforms, endless groupies and frivolous backslapping .

I have really grown to hate these corrupt Officers almost as much as I hate Boko Haram


In other news....

My girlfriend is with me, but heavy rainfall has prevented me from going out to get condoms ..... But I have some Santana nylon-bags lying around which I intend using as condoms.. How many nylons should I use per round? .... Please advise me

if your d**k is big, use the one used to package bread. If your d**k is small, use the one meant for packaging sugar/groundnut. 2 is enough unless your sperm are needles.

If they don't take dssc/SSC this year, where will they get the lieutenants that will lead the platoons that the RRI currently in training would form?
Well sha, it is usual to get all sorts of news in this period. It remains for man to discern.
...Victory is from God aLone

Oga ehissi, welcome back. I have always enjoyed your opinions on previous army dssc/ssc threads. I hope this would be my last dssc/ssc thread as a civilian.
Victory is from God alone

Yeah I know what u said. Since the inception of dssc, dssc and SSC has always been a package deal whenever the forms come on sale.
*Men tracht und Gott lacht

So them no go sell DSSC? That would be a record. If that info is correct, the source should have the timeline for SSC form sales too

Another quick issue. Was any post mortem conducted on the dead dogs? Were diagnostic samples taken from the dogs to the lab for evaluation?
I see someone advicing u to use 3 different classes of antibiotics on a sick dog with compromised GI per os.
As someone new to dog breeding, u shouldn't have started with a lot of dogs in your kennel.
HAKKINS has raised some valid points. If he is who I think he is, he is a well grounded vet.
Pending when u see a vet doctor, please seperate the sick from the healthy dogs and start giving them vitamin B and Vitamin C supplements.

Most people have good intentions but they are giving you poor advice.
How can you diagnose and insist you are 100% sure over NL when you haven't seen the affected dogs or even taken a detailed history?
There are other diseases that will produce blood from the anus. Parvo induced faeces has a characteristic foul smell you can't miss and parvo treatment can't be successfully handled as an outpatient case coz the treatment protocol is the same as Ebola.
U need a vet hospital !! To handle it properly as an outpatient case will be stressful and probably costly. Most times, dog owners patronize quacks and say they have a vet. Altho' I know some real vets may mess up on cases. It happens in human cases too.
Vaccines could "fail" or "break" depending on who administered it and the quality of the vaccine so let's not crucify the vaccine yet.

Reading this post, I almost thought I was staring down at a pit latrine....coz the write up is full of shiit.
And for those criticizing him for doing the operation abroad, neuro-surgery is very delicate. For here, people still dey die during simple appendectomy procedure talkless of say dem open your skull...

Eiyah. E sure die say na guys wey dem roger for night dem go just implicate. Nigerian police!!

Na so the thread dey always dry before sale of forms. Next thing, u go dey hear 50,000 applicants. Lol.
Victory is from God alone.

Babes trip for all these bad habits in guys. The honest ones will admit. Na rude boy dem like

tpiander:
was anyone else in the toilet with him, besides the ones peeping illegally?

I no know ooo

Person wey come dey mark scripts when he dey shit for toilet nko??

PerfectlyPerfect:
Boko Haram ain't COMMON. terrorism isn't something you can just defeat. Check out the US and all the countries where they've been fighting terrorism and tell me if they've curbed it in any of the countries. you really have to give credit to these guys. they've done much more that the US have ever done. the US has the heaviest military budget in the world, more than that of half of all countries in Africa combined but see what Al Qaeda did to them, even when AL Qaeda was still a fledgling. Our military changed the tides of the war immediately they got better equipment and ammunition, if they get more, they'll still do better. me sincerely believe that if given the opportunity, we'll have the best military in the world

None of these terrorists have continually engaged america in American territory. Our scenario here in the North is quite different.

Toto no get meter. If you really love her, bone. If your mind dey shake, send her number give me.

Jacksparrow0712:

Na to use _dick push am in make e fall inside her belle. Then she go fit _shit am comot

Hehehhehe....u no well ooo

guntranno:
I vote agarawu23

cc: nlJega

CC2:

Blossom023, adeh39, Velocitron, Kimeto, subbieD, Iamsynord, referee, happyjuliet, wristwatch, Spidermon, cherrybrown, DEIFIED, Iolite, TAEKWONDO1, RaDaZaBaNa, scentmarlc,
Dollyak, Idowuogbo, PastorAji, Aminat508, Livintainment, ritababe, BeeBeeOoh, tunery004(m), kemiola89, Sapphiredamsel, pinkycute, FLAWLES, adellam16, missstella, Hawlahscho, tman14, Aipete2, onihaxy, Verovera, somoyesoji, abimbawealth,
Faranopussy, Hitunnu

How far? Anything for me?

What of when the vaginal discharge is black like diesel?

U want to f**k but u can't talk.....instead you are walking after her like an evil spirit.

Ayobo - Isefun road. It has been an eyesore for too long

MarieSucre:
are you saying that if I decide to sell my phone, the new owner could install that app and get all my deleted photos?? wth! wth! wthhh!

U have nudes on your fone that you don't want aired out?
u can sell your phone to me. I promise I won't show more than a 100 people

The trick is actually quite old. I experienced something similar in 2007. I just bough a Sagem my X7 not more than a month ago. I went to Computer village to transfer some music and pornoo vids on it....maybe na why God punish me be that. I left afterwards for Oshodi.
While at Oshodi, I mistakenly knocked down a precariously hanged cloth from a roadside stall. Next thing, a tout just came and hugged me that I must pick the cloth. I just pushed him off, picked the cloth and walked on.
I don cross the pedestrian bridge before I realized my phone was gone.
In public places, I get paranoid AF these days.

Backgrounds are not the same. No matter how good you are in life, there are variables applicable in your case that is not available to others....

Kasiem2:
On another note, are we sure it's not because of the too much time buhari spends with his cows that's making him have less time for Nigerians? I'm certain he will appoint minister for cows this time around

Appointing cattle as ministers?? GEJ did that already

she could be f**king right now sef.

Even American superstars like P Diddy, Jay Z and co don't spend this much on clothes.

All these corrupt basstards, one by one , God go open una yansh like sextape.