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sexyseun:
I will look more prettier than her when am 55, it's not a brag it's a fact

Dem no dey use mouth inflate slaughtered cow. Get to 50 first and let's see

If a young enterprising Nigerian graduate approaches them for #5m loan, they will ask him to go and slice his great grandfather's d**k as collateral.
But when they see foreigners, they quickly bend over and drop their pants to their ankles.

Very nice. I won't forget this in a hurry.

any of the two is OK. It is the jobless ones that should be avoided. Those ones feel entitled to a salary just because they f**k you.

National sports festival has been overdue since last year. Abi dem don chop the money??

let me try my luck

Me that came to church with blood in my eyes coz I am broke and job searching....someone will then try to open my pocket forcefully? The way I go take beat that guy for inside church ehn...

He is test running his inner madness. From here, the next step will be to read on Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.

An antenna that would power a TV for up to 10 mins after electricity goes out?? C'mon!!!

Those oyinbo witches in Harry Potter series nko? No be person dey straff Hogwartz chicks?

Op, you should have banged the witch. All those incantations during the action would have been very sexy.

This doesn't really apply to Nigerians. The writer suggests the graduate applies to other fields rather that his specific field of study.
Here in Nigeria, that is already common place. We apply for almost any opening.

*in Erigga's voice*.....Oga abeg find work give us, which one be advice

The girl on that stella pomade has nice kegs.

I read the whole post and i don't have a job. Is that a coincidence?

Inoknowbook:
All these judges are dafts and half baked. How could u grant an other that cannot stand the test of time if scrutinized by a superior court? The judge has no business granting an order that deprives people of their fundamental right to fair hearing. It is only a half baked judge that would grant a senseless order as the one that bars any new litigant on the issue. U cannot force people to participate in a class action lawsuit. It is their prerogative to decide whether to join a class action suit or not. Whoever does not want to join has the fundamental right to bring a separate lawsuit against multichoice. That order could be easily challenged in the superior court and got dismissed. It is very apparent that the judge does not know his onions when it cones to legal jurisprudence. It's a sad tale on our judiciary.

I am not a lawyer but I know you are correct just from reading John Grisham's King of Torts.

ogalawyer:
I ve definitely learnt my lessons. But it's not like I was trying to post the pictures on Nairaland or something. Anyway what I s wrong in posting pictures of a protest on Nairaland. Are we not in a free society?

Theoretically, we are in a free society. However, the opposite is the case in reality as you have just experienced.

The kinda lies girls tell each other sha. Your friend probably didn't come up with that response till she was telling you that shitty story.

Ask an average Nigerian woman about her ideal man and you will hear all sorts of rubbish.

She wants a man as strong as Hercules, over 7 feet tall, millions in the bank....I don't know why they don't just head to outer space since evidently, most of them desire aliens.

Setting P with a Nigerian chic takes quite some brain power....some people go as far as using "military" strategies to get chicks. Some people in NL have made careers out of coaching guys on babes sef.

Foreign ladies.....? I wouldn't know.

I am more of a sapiosexual. I want a woman that I can have intelligent and funny conversations with....they are in short supply these days.
So far she has average physical features and she doesn't act like an imbeciile during sexx, I am OK.
NB: That rokiatu's yansh ought to be probed. Even Gen Buhari agrees.

When a girl is eager to be disvirgined and her man falls short of the task, she might find someone else to do the job. And whoever "unbrands" a virgin is usually becomes their god.

11.) She peels off her clothes and starts to plait her puubic hair in your presence.

All these statements about not liking fat men. Money will nullify all these talks. Except say no be 9ja babes.

We all know at least one or two Rich fat dudes that f**ks the girlfriends/fiancees/wives of slim broke guys and he probably won't even grant them the decency of getting staffed on a proper bed.

This light is greener than the Nigerian flag. Is it until she stands over your head and places her phussie fluids in your eyes like eye drops before you wake up?

Leave whatever you are doing now and go and straff that girl !!!

MzOma:
Of course you aint. Buh there's sumfin called Minding yo business.... You shd try it sometimes..... It helps...

If it is on Nairaland, it is "our" business. There is the PM option for private business.

Maybe he was simply concerned about her hygiene. If my girl came over with her pubiic hair looking like sambisa forest, I might use a cutlass to shave her.

MzOma:

Is dis supposed to make me laugh?.....

I am not responsible for your sense of humor.

MzOma:
Pls how do I create a new topic on NL.... I seem to have forgotten how to do so.

Simple!
Type your topic on an A4 paper with double spacing with Times New Roman font and bound it with hard cover. Make 35 copies, attach your CV and send it through NIPOST to the Mods.
That is how I did it in 1987 if I remember well.

Too many rules jare. Soon you will tell us to start wearing phone pouches on our scrotum.
My sperm cells are like the US Navy SEALs

Osinbajo simply seems not to be interested in the discussion. Looks like he is only sitting there to be polite. He has done more work during the campaign than Namadi Sambo has done in 6 years as VP.

Commend ke? If we were not as civilized as we are, Jona and patience ought to be flogged out of Aso Rock.

Napc:
Na rubberband?

Na the idea be that. Follow come elasticity dey inside Nigerian boobiez