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Valentinooo:
lol.. U wan gatecrash? u still Neva see the mail I sent you?

Val I no see am ooooo...abeg add me up .......bbm.......2BC*****

Valentinooo:
lol.. U wan gatecrash? u still Neva see the mail I sent you?

Val abeg add me up for bbm...2BC**CF2...thanks

johnabumere:
have u done ur interview,what are the questions asked

bros I tell u say na personality now, ur strength, motivation...all those kind qstn...

Valentinooo:
Lol. I have replied you o

Valentino looking at the invite I will not totally agree that it's for only computer science perhaps that was what you studied....I studied Architecture but I wan write the test.....Val Val... Abeg do the needful...help ur bro

Make them come make I change ip for them give them format give them credit card no. Subscribe for site for them...I swear within two weeks them go dey on point...ask olamide...badoo

Valentinoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....thou shall not ignore me.....plSsssssssssssssssss

dobi4realaaa:
Please how was the video interview and what did you apply for. Thanks in advance

Sowi I didn't nt reply ur....stated it earlier. Interview is basically abt personality. I applied for corporate finance and....blah blah blah

Val24x:
thanks man, you are really a selfless and helpful person, success is yours surely by his grace, but please allow me one more question, from your explanation, does it mean you didn't do the verbal section....

If you perform very well in either of (Numerical or Logic) you may not do the other one. I only did numerical and got video link....pls do not quote further I love to stay in the shadows

Valentinooo:
I've replied u Bro. Are u with me

I didn't see it bro...is the test for experience hire? cos I have my Cv with them and didn't get an invite

Please I have sent u a PM valentinoo pls reply ASAP

Please do anyone have an inkling if it's possible for UBA to conduct test this month or this year?

Val24x:
and pls, was it just tables only, or were there pie charts and graphs too,

just tables...you may have the main table and another small table that contains supporting information....i hope I helped?...pls do not quote me further on this subject...best regard...

Val24x:
pls after the numerical do you have a few minutes b4 u enter the verbal, or does it just enter immediately after the numerical by itself, and what's the dimension and aspect style about....thanks

After the numerical you get a msg instantly...perhaps in a min or so...the msg might be a straight reject mail or a mail that will inform you that ur score might be reassessed later or you get a link for the video interview.....now if u get a mail for reassessment perhaps u should do the logical to increase ur chances. N/B you can do it vice versa...I hope I made sense? pls do not quote me further on this subject...best regard....

For those of u abt to write the numerical...just relax, truth is bother more on accuracy than on speed you need to answer few qstns to qualify...what I did was I studied the table first so I traded my first qstn...so when the next qstn came I gunned it down...traded my first qstns to fully grasp the table.....for the pattern...just know how rotate objects nd u are good to go......plssss do not PM me because I won't reply....best regards to everyone

Just thru with the Video interview......fingers crossed....

queenfav:
Its very simple..You are not ready for marriage yet.Being with a guy for 100 years doesn't make you emotionally mature enough to handle the commitment of marriage.This is why I tell my friends I am not ready for marriage now.In your mid 20's you are still stuck up on the mills and boons inspired romantic fantasies of a 'perfect' man somewhere.My advice,call off the wedding.Anyways,I blame bellanaija weddings for making it look like getting married is all about the proposal drama,cute engagement ring and lavish wedding ceremony.Its not my dear..I am single but I can tell you authoritatively that marriage isn't as easy as its cracked up to be.It takes work,a total decision to stick with your partner and guidance from God.just face it,have you asked yourself why you even accepted his proposal?Is it because you have dated for 5 years and its only natural to get married?Or maybe because he is ripe for marriage ie has a job,his own apartment and the whole nine.Personally I don't think you even know the meaning of commitment.Its sticking to a person,through great and not so great times..Be honest,you stopped loving your fiance a very long time ago.If not,chance no go dey to even meet the new guy.I am in a relationship,and I keep just platonic male frnds that I discuss my career with.No time to waste in smiling over a guy saying 'good morning beautiful' and other sweet rubbish to me.Not when I have a committed relationship relationship.You created the allowance in your heart to fall for the new guy.Biko,I repeat you are not ready for marriage.I see you to be a lady who wants fun,experience and the thrill of being with other guys.Please do that if it would hit you with a healthy dose of reality.All this advice will not sink in cos deep down you want to be with the new guy.Even your fiance is tired too..a man that can go a week ..then 3 months without calling you simply doesn't love you!!!That's a fact.Just do what would make you happy.That's what counts.Sometimes you'll win,sometimes you'll lose.But more importantly you'll learn!

You will end up being single for more years with this ideology...ensure you put ur birthing hips to gud use b4 menopause

Let them all die so that the world can have some peace.....

Let them all die so that the world can have peace......tired of these ppl

PassingShot:
[b]This thread is of course a response to this https://www.nairaland.com/2590889/see-what-happening-nigerias-economy

For us to understand and appreciate what the new government has done or not done for the country, it’s very important to revisit the type of economy it inherited from the last regime as enumerated below:

1. The Nigerian economy operates a budget which is heavily skewed in favour of recurrent expenditure (about 90%) against capital expenses (about 10%) as represented by 2015 budget here http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-signs-n4-425tn-2015-budget/

Implication of this is that there will be no real development in the core areas that sustain and improve economic development.

2. Nigerian economy is largely dependent on crude export. Even the crude price has fallen below the benchmark price ($53 per barrel) on which the 2015 budget was based. Crude now sells at around $47 per barrel.

3. As at April 2015, the Federal Government of Nigeria had borrowed $4.4bn to pay salaries of its workers for March and April 2015. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-3070070/Nigeria-borrows-pay-salaries-cash-crunch-worsening.html

4. GEJ met the reserve at $47.7bn in 2010 but still managed to reduce it to $29.6bn despite that crude sold for an average of $100 per barrel (peaked at about $140/barrel). The country’s FR plays a huge role in giving confidence to foreign investors in Nigeria’s economy. The higher the value the higher the confidence in the economy and vice versa.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-3070070/Nigeria-borrows-pay-salaries-cash-crunch-worsening.html[/b]

I could go on and on but these will suffice for now.
Now, let’s see OcheJoseph ‘s points one after the other:


Yes, Nigeria will be delisted from Bond Index of JP Morgan. However, it amounts to crass ignorance for any sane analyst to want to blame the government of the day. JP Morgan started the process of reviewing Nigeria’s continued participation in its bond index in January of this year given the fact that we had depleted our FR to an abysmal level while our currency continued to lose values.

For Nigeria to continue to participate in the BI, the conditions given by JP Morgan are very detrimental to our economy. Nigeria will have to devalue the Naira and possibly will exchange for about N350 to a dollar. This will drive up inflation which means cost of imports and even local goods will go up. Cost of doing business will shoot up and productivity will expectedly drop which will eventually lead to massive retrenchment by the companies.

So, should Nigeria have chosen to remain or accepted to be delisted? I wait for your answer.



What do we expect when the FG as at May 29 had not released a kobo towards capital development? The capital expenditure in the 2015 budget is paltry 10% of about N4.5tn and NOTHING had been released as at the exit of the last govt. So what miracle do we expect?




This is too cheap and very misleading. Job losses are a constant part of any economy and if it’s not as a result of a government’s policy or not on an industry-wide scale, you cannot put the blame on the government. Even in the link you provided, it was clearly stated that the layoff was not for any reason of threat or loss as quoted

“One thing that is clear is that Zenith Bank is not under any threat,” the source, who spoke with our reporter on condition of anonymity. “With the current crisis in the banking industry in the country, it is incumbent on any bank that wants to growth to bend backwards to re-strategize and restructure its operations to expand and grow.

Is the OP insinuating that there were no job losses during Jonathan’s regime? Or that every job loss was due to his mismanagement of the economy?




At some point during GEJ’s era, the naira exchanged at above N235 to a dollar. That it trades at N220 currently represents an overall gain from N235/N240. The CBN is on a mission to make it difficult if not impossible, for stolen dollars from our reserves to be easily exchanged or transferred abroad. Besides, the fact is that crude price has dropped and our over dependence on imported goods among others have naturally put pressure on the naira.


The headline reads “Nigerian economy slows in Q2” and not “Nigerian Economy Slumps”, Both are not same and don’t mean same thing.

The quarter 2 referred to represents April, May and June of 2015 and GEJ was in charge in April and May. Does it then make any sense to blame a presidency which was in charge of one month out of three months for the slow down in the growth?

Again, the fact is that the economy would have collapsed completely had GEJ managed to win the last election. The economy was already on a downward slide by the time we voted him out. So, for anyone to attempt to put economic woes that we may currently be experiencing on PMB/VPYO smacks of irresponsible partisanship.



What is the news here? Must Nigeria do business with China or any other country for that matter?
Nigeria will do business with anyone whose policy and business terms and conditions favour her. This is no rocket science.





The loss is as a result of JP Morgan’s delisting and it was definitely expected following the announcement. The loss is not Nigeria’s loss but investors. When investors have gained in the past, was the gain given or shared with the country?

As I said earlier, CBN/DMO/MOF and Nigeria as a whole has taken the right decision to stand up to JP Morgan’s manipulative tendencies. We cannot because of foreign or even local investors accept conditions that could bring the country to its knees.


If anyone needs to use their brain, it’s you and your co-travellers.

You lots preferred we continue with a failed president/government. You wanted us to continue with a regime that could not manage surplus and bounty harvest in times of scarcity. You wanted us to continue with a government which recognized stealing as the norm. You wanted us to continue with a government of wastes; a government that placed militants above law abiding citizens; a government that couldn’t guarantee security such that a portion of the country was in control of some rag tag terrorists.

Buhari ison a mission to stop the bleeding the economy was going through. He is on a mission to prevent a very bad situation from getting worse. He is on a mission to restore our lost glory, sanity, accountability and pride where STEALING WILL BE SEEN AS CORRUPTION.

May God continue to guide President Buhari & VP Osinbajo aright
May Nigerians prosper better under his selfless leadership

CC: Lalasticlala Seun Obinoscopy

You be fool...BIG fool...and your level of idiocy is legendary...clown 100dys is enough to give you a start...All these idiots gan where them dey vomit una from? Lemme tell u something clown even if you recover all the looted money and the economy is in shambles the money will be worthless.......

princdebola201:
Another nairaland E-warrior LOL..!! your ancestors did all the chest beating and Lost civil war to just common hunger. They even try to come to SW to claim Lagos but Adekunle whip their ass back to Biafra Land LOL

3 out ur Biafra wailers were killed ,we thought u re going to burn the Zoo down only for ur online president to change tune..quit all this chest beating and come out and fight in reality and see how ur generations will be wiped away from the surface of the earth..you Stupid Noise making cowards

I have seen people die for their beliefs be it religion, politics power tribe etc...you know what's funny...Yorubas like you are always in the shadows the igbos may fight and lose...yes they fought...you starved them yet they own renowed plazas nd stores across the country, the foolanis/hausa are supposedly fighting for their religion nd where I come from SS we fight for the emancipation of the ijaw nation...wetin you Yoruba don fight for? Always living in fears No wonder fela is the only one among you with balls....foolish Amala weakling...shouting E-war....when ordinary Kai they form solider for lagos becos U guys over there are bag of bones....#reppingCHOBAreppingSS

TimothyNkenu:


It's LadyF's crush again

get a life dude

princdebola201:
That's why I like niger delta guys, they don't chest beating or give ultimatums their Ak47 do the talking
Unlike my coward Biafra brothers that have turn nairaland to war zone ,they chest best and make noise on nairaland but in reality they re more cold than ice block lol..!!!



NB- say no to War

FOOL. Yes you are a big Fool...haven't you read memoirs of biafra? Goat...A yoruba man won the 1993 election free and fair and was denied what you clowns cowards and idiots did was to throw stones...fccukking Yoruba clown cowards, weaklings...I spit on your grave....

tolexy007:
operation fire for fire, let's see who rule the creek ..... my money is on JTF

Ama bet on militant if tompolo is game

I hope they are all northerners? I hope they are all muslims?....North kill North...Muslim kill Muslim...nt my bizness....

Marijuana is the best.....all these other stuff are trash....#legaliseMarijuana...

Op abeg receive sense....even the ladies understand that dating and courtship is a polite term for straffing...you wan form gud guy abeg clear road......!!!bar man nack me one more bottle....

olasclef:
RIP

you hear say person die*?

Well death comes to us all...is just a matter of time. Today the earth is below us tomorrow the earth maybe above us...

chuna1985:
I hope uncan work in a company where a woman is @ the Helm of affairs or where women are ur superiors. Or else prepare for hunger.

. Sense is far from you just as heaven is far from earth