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Please I need a valid MATLAB activation key or license number!! I am working on a mobile wireless communication project and I want to download a custom Communication toolbox in MATLAB application, but the Mathwork site requires my account to be linked to a valid MATLAB license or activation key which I don't have because I am using a cracked MATLAB r2016a version.
Usually to get your license number in MATLAB, you can type 'license' in the MATLAB console, but when I do this on my console it returns license number = '123456' which is not valid.
I grateful in advance for your help, Thank you!!!

Even God will not make Igbo a President

Ubunja miseducation gone wrong

Yeye they smell...op dey loose guard

I will not waste my advice

He'll Bleep hard several times, make you dirty, and still move on without conscience.

He does not love you period

I need to see her picture to comment

I'm not surprized, this is common with Igbos

I always want to help with the case of masturbation because I was once a victim. Herein I will offer that help with this wee inspiration from mine own life. I began maturbating age 15 after our then integrated science teacher after a reproduction class encouraged the male students to do so that we could see what the sperm looked like. I forgot about this assignment for a while.On a certain night like that, it came like a flash to my mind and I tasted the forbidden fruit. Woow, at the peak, the feeling of pleasure was immense, I couldn't believe such existed. That was how I disvirgined myself. I did it the second time, the next day and soon enough I couldn't stop or control myself again. From pleasure to it turned to so many things which made life meaningless including depression, It made a man weak, lack self confidence, introvert, a false feeling of I will never need a woman in my life and so on. I suffered greatly through this period of masturbation and everything you suffer now I suffered too. It was a period mental slavery. The more I tried to stop the more I jerked.
I finally stopped at age 23, when I decided to submit myself to God in humility and faithfulness. One day, I made up my mind, walked up to my Bishop and confessed, he took me through a process and at the end gave me priesthood blessings in which he rebuked the spirit of of fornication. After, then weeks, months and years passed and I have always found the strength to overcome masturbation. I lived chaste from then on and swore never to adopt a bad habit. Today I am married happily at age 25 and have resumed a normal Bleep life. This is the greatest miracle in my life and I cannot be grateful enough to my Father in Heaven and this is my humble testimony in the name of his son Jesus Christ. Amen. Never give up bro and my best wishes...

Yes oh, we thank God wella for the grace

Please this happened live and I know we can all learn from it and be vigilant also. On the 13th of January, 2019 in Yenagoa, Bayelsa state, we had a very bad and surprising experience where my younger brother was kidnapped and the lump sum of N750k was stolen from his first bank accounts without even receiving bank alert.
That day he decided to go and get some money from the bank to solve some mini family problem and as well transfer some to our younger sister to pay her school fees. On getting to the road, he boarded a keke which had no passenger inside.
Five minutes later, two men also joined keke and he was at the middle. Immediately, one of the men pointed at him and the other addressed him by his full name and said today we have gotten you. They reminded him that they kidnapped him 10 years ago that was in 2009. In 2009, this my younger brother, 13 years old then went missing and was found, but till date he still cannot remember details of that incident.
So he initially taught it was a joke and tried to argue or struggle his way out of them, he told them if they don’t let him go he will raise an alarm. Instead they threatened him that they will strike him with madness if he does not cooperate, and then they commanded him to shut his mouth up and stay one place, which hypnothized him. From that moment on he could not move nor speak. He compared those moments when he tried to what happens during sleep paralysis, only that he could see things as they were.
They took him to a place in Yenagoa which was very bushy and drove him into the bush and after highlighting from the keke napep, they got into a shrine which he described as very dirty place.
Inside the shrine was a native doctor whom is he described as old man and three others who kidnapped him. They then took his phone and his wallet which contained his id cards and ATM and went into the inner part of the shrine and all this happened while he remained hypnothized. After several hours, they came back and gave him a leaf to eat which he refused. They told him that if he does not eat he will not be free and will be lost forever, he obliged, and immediately he regained himself, they brought his phone and wallet back to him. He asked why they returned it back to him and one of them replied that they are done with him and that they need nothing physical. They asked him to check his phone and see for himself, when he did, his account was remaining just N105. He didn’t know how but they had taken the whole 750k from his account without his ATM or online banking PIN and also there was no alert.
They put him in their keke and dropped him in Opolo round about in yenagoa, from where he traced his way back home.
Nairalanders, please has any one experienced this before and any idea, how we can save the situation? Thank you

Aboy, go and work on your marriage and be responsible

A calculated project to flush out all non-arewa


Choi I weak.
The Three Gorges Dam is so big that it single handedly slowed down the earth rotation after its construction.

oshe11:
It means his wife is cheating on him with a bearded guy whom she sent her pix via Facebook

Too bad

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kill yourself, u fit kill am join if u like, in d future you might regretfully find out that you don't deserve any other guy

Interesting! You`v learnt a lesson. Its now time to deal ladies with experience

I suggest u bath 'Aloe vera and never die' solution everyday.they are very good for the skin