₦airaland Forum

Nonybb:
Brain jotter do not owe him anything. He just resurrected a death song

Try the same thing in the US and see whether you will not serve 7 years in a Federal prison.

Mike Ejeagha is supposed to earn royalties from every view and every playback of the dance featuring his song.

Desmondicotex:
This party in this our country has increased everything both electricity but I have found a way of using light for 5 months for #5,000, this is my new cracking for all prepaid meters in Nigeria and other countries using electricity prepaid meters.
Many people are enjoying it it now more than 8months now.
To know more, inbox me or mail me
Desmondjakele@gmail.com.
Lets help one another in this hard time, the government has finished us.

Electricity theft is a criminal offence..

Righteousness2:


Nothing new! We Know you Must drop Especially after the real president and top candidate for the AC tweeted some days ago.

Watch out for the likes of Kamala Harris, Hilary Clinton, Gavin Newsome, Michel obama.
No matter who takes it, it will be a grave disaster on Amrrica

For America to have any form of Hope of anykind, Trump is the Last Chance before the total Collaspe

Look at this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGRNW_5V7gQ

I do not know the motive behind this policy, but the fact is that an organization cannot have visitors or congregants taking over public roads and inhibiting free flow of traffic.

I wonder who will implement this policy on the various expressways in Abuja and its environs where we are subjected to gridlocks every Friday during Juma'at prayers.

Israel should just keep killing them.

Kill the combatants, kill their sympathizers everywhere you find them.

BlindAngel:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, my wife gave birth last week which was Saturday July 13th, that day was also my birthday, she gave birth through CS, this is our first child, and it's a boy.


This week Saturday is our baby's naming ceremony but my wife is insisting that her pastor must be the one officiate the naming the child, we've been disagreeing over this for some couple of days now,

she has called me all sorts of names, insulted me that I'm a very wicked man that I have no conscience, that after she pain and tearing she went through and still going through, I can't make this as a sacrifice for her, that I choose my family over her. She said so because my family also insist too that the naming must be done by our pastor.

But she's keying on the fact that she won't agree for the naming to be done in my church that it must be done by her pastor, she has cried and insulted me regarding this. Yesterday when we were arguing about this same particular issue she starting crying endlessly and calling me a wicked man.

I have finally agreed for her to use her pastor to do the naming, although I don't know her pastor and haven't seen him before, but I only agreed because of the CS operation she did while giving birth, her endless crying might affect her, if not there's absolutely no way possible I'd have agreed.

I must say that she doesn't know the repercussions of what sha has done by challenging my authority and always wanting to have her way with tears all the time. But time sha tell, I'm in so much rage right now, and I'm trying my possible best to control myself and not to loose my anger over this.

Which one is her pastor, my pastor?
Never make the mistake of not attending the same church with your family and having a single pastor that serves as your spiritual head!

I hope these students know that if they have an opportunity to japa based on getting a job abroad, they won't be allowed to travel until they have cleared their loans.

beardedboy:
Unfortunately, this rubbish is in every nook and cranny of the Nigerian society.

Artisans dare not do a job for anyone at a price lesser than what "the association" stipulates. Else, heavy fine awaits you.

I remember in my final year. Student union went to connive with our lecturers not to allow us write exams until we pay SUG due. Money that they were looting and spending on smoking, clubbing and alcohol.

What's worse is that these associations have no benefit that their members (especially the weak and younger ones) enjoy from them. For example, despite paying huge dues to NURTW, their leaders won't ever support them when they're harassed by the police. Instead they'll blame them and ask them to "settle" the officers.

That said, this doesn't mean absolve our political leaders of their crime in looting us. It only shows that corruption and wickedness have been institutionalized in our society.

Tomorrow now, these wicked market women will give someone a Congo of garri and people will be hailing them, not knowing that they're only spending 0.01% of their loot.

The SUG president who tried it in our time was taught the lesson of his life.

lereinter:
Why did you say " graduate can't stoop low"

Insensitive, derogatory, stupid statement

Are they giving out free Okada to people, or someone who doesn't know how to ride Okada will just on one and start riding

Ludicrous person

Don't mind him. Does he know that a Boxer motorcycle from Bajaj company in that Mararaba area is going for N1m plus? Ask him if he has N100,000 in his account, talkless of N1m.

sheddyboy01:
Life has phases, there is always a starting point, having submitted CV in several organisations with few call up and no job offer yet, I decide to give Okada Business a try. And if you reside in Massaka, Nasarawa State. And stays around Akwanga, Gwandala, Luvu, Area 1, Zone 5, Zone 4, Up-market etc do well to patronise me.

You can as well tell us how you started, it would mean a whole lot to us at this stage of life.

Can you do deliveries?
Pick up poultry feed from Ado and deliver to my farm?

I have watched World Cups since 1982. I have seen black footballers in Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Bolivia, Peru, Venezuela, etc.

I have never seen ONE BLACK PLAYER in Argentina.

Moroccoguy:
250k per 1 jeep.

My jeep consumes 56,000 fuel in 4 days. My fuelling costs a month is nearly 300,000.

You have to factor in that they made a journey that requires at least one refueling in Kogi state, and another in Anambra to move around, then one in Anambra or Enugu, another in Kogi before landing in Abuja.

LordBiden:
Lol

Some of u nairaland clowns think trump is Gods candidate while biden and democrats are the devil's candidate.

Many don't even know that biden is a staunch Roman Catholic.

Since when does membership of a church make you a saint?
Even the devil quoted scripture for Jesus.

LordBiden:
You mean the staged assassination attempt?

How do you stage a shot to the ear from a distance the length of a football field?

Most assassinations of political leaders have been from close range pistol shots...Yitzhak Rabin, the Russian foreign minister to Turkey, Indira Gandhi, Rajiv Gandhi (suicide bomb), Abraham Lincoln, Robert Kennedy, etc. Every sniper-induced assassination of a world leader in modern times (JFK in 1963 and Serbian PM Zoran Dindic in 2023) was successful.

How many times do you hear of a "staged assassination" from a sniper rifle targeted at nearly 200 yards? Do you know what is involved in a sniper shot in terms of calculating wind speed, wind direction, shooting angle, direction of target to be acquired, temperature, humidity, weight of the projectile, intervening obstacles, etc?

What is the probability of having to factor in all these and pick out just the ear lobe vs a facial/head shot in a so-called staged assassination?

Oyerinde16:
Dryer to dry maize, you don't like fryer...
You are funny...
If you know small or large scale farming, you will know that the way you stack maize, rain cannot spoil it...
Even inside rain you can still trash it and later dry it on big spread trampolines in open fields....
See, the farmer is a learner, he messed up his investment... He would have asked professional farmers like us...
But you say we are internet farmers .

I agree with you on the bolded. We had to do this last year.

Oyerinde16:
Oga rest, there is absolutely no economics in drying maize ok, at harvest you stack the maize standing for about a week or two on the farm, after than old women or kids she'll the maize in bags, if you can, you get a maize trashing machine that trash the maize, you then proceed to bagging, transportation to store or ware houses...

There is nothing difficult there...

I can't keep arguing with you abeg...
Do you know how many hectare is the farm in pictures attached... You cannot trek it...

Oga, now you are talking.

Only a farm as large as 10 hectares and above can benefit from drying due to economy of scale.

You can't expect a 1 hectare or 2 hectare farm with maximum yield of 3 tons per hectare to achieve profitability. In Nasarawa, tractor work per hectare is 60k. Sometimes you wait after booking for days before they come. Urea is 42000 a bag. NPK is 36000. How much to rent and transport thresher? How does anyone farming OP's farm size make money selling dried corn on a rain-fed farm? Not possible.

BTW, I farm maize for my poultry. Been at it 10 years now.

Welcum:
Many people believe that we are in the modern age, so, many things that were not allowed before are allowed now. So, let me ask this question "for a friend"🥹

That someone is a wife doesn't mean she doesn't need exercises. So, what? Should a man Allow his wife to have a trainer especially if she requested for one?

Oga, imagine your wife stretching her legs for you like this. You will sleep in Lagos and wake up in London.

Oyerinde16:
If I have manages 100 hectare of farm land, planting beans soya beans maize etc, if I have done deals with floor mills of Ibadan, Olam farm in Kaduna and countless food processing companies , and you say I am internet farmer, then I rest my case...
I have solicited and gotten countless farm partnership deals worth over 10 million even on this Nairaland in the past, and you call me internet farmer...
I gave his the best advice for even large scale farming, you farm, harvest, dry it, pack and bag it then store it...
During harvest, prices of commodities drop cos of excess commodities in the market, but after about 2-3-4 months the prices begin to go up, then and only then can you make good gain... If this op, said this is what he wanted to do, I would have bought everything on his farm.
How does he sell to agbado roasters and wants to sell one for 120, how much is roasted corn, they sometimes sell 100 or two 100...

Oga you need to apologize and retract that your statement abeg...

Oga, i put it to you squarely that you don't know the economics of drying maize for sale. Roasted corn is N200 in Abuja. Some areas even sell N250 and N300 per cob for boiled and roasted corn.

You asked him to dry the corn. Do you know the economics from ploughing to harvest, the yield pee hectare, and cost of shelling, winnowing, drying, bagging and storage with regards to his location? If you do, prove it with figures.

Let's do the Maths.

Oyerinde16:
You were supposed to harvest, dry it, trash it, bag it and store for a while before selling...

Clearly you have never farmed maize commercially. We know the Internet farmers when we see them.

Zwooks:
What does this one know. Swerve

10000 cobs at 200 each is N2m. A hectare holds 50,000 plants. Even 50% harvest will make this guy so much money.

Kelklein:
We have found a very direct correlation between poverty and religious brainwash..

People are losing it all.. they think all they have left is their faith, they are hanging on to that.. and some religious entrepreneurs are taking advantage of that really well..🤔🤔🤔

The hope of a better life is what has stopped the country from descending into mass chaos. Remember what happened during the palliative protests?

Takai Shamang was never NLC President. He led a breakaway faction after he refused to concede defeat to erstwhile president Ali Ciroma in the 1989 national congress.

The fracas that ensued led the IBB government to proscribe the NLC, later forcing Pascal Bafyau on the labour movement as NLC President.

Some of us were around then and won't be misled by cheap lies.

What stir please?

Person wey dem don chop sotey na bottom pot remain.. Haaa!

chatinent:
I am quite acrophobic... I had to act up like I wasn't new to it but after it took off, I felt badly nauseous that to locate lavatory come bi problem for me. See sweat. I asked one member of the cabin crew and she giggled and guided me while staying outside the door. See me they struggle to reduce the volumn of the throwup with red eyes. Haha. Omo I finished, to come open door knob come bi problem for local man again. Had to knock a bit and she opened it trying to stifle her explosive laugher.

Trust me, I bone, and staggered to my space. Omo, another wahala of looking for my seat come bi problem o. I maintained steeze continuously falling my hands.

I think another time was going into the business class when I was economy. I no fit talk this one o.😅😅😅


What about you jare?

1982. Fokker F-28 Aircraft belonging to Nigeria Airways. Flying from Enugu to Calabar with my parents. Plane ran into bad weather and had to be diverted to Lagos after several failed attempts at landing. At the time, there was no MM2 Terminal. It was just the old General Aviation Terminal at the time.

That same aircraft later went down in November 1983 in a crash close to the Enugu Airport on a flight from Lagos, killing 53 passengers. That plane was only 8 years old at the time, showing that Nigeria Airways at the time had capacity to buy new aircraft.

The Fokker aircraft I was to learn many years later, had some safety issues when exposed to wet weather conditions and was eventually withdrawn from civilian aviation.

Slytiger:
Good one from the Ikwerre elders. Just hearing the facts of how they migrated from Bini.

So why are they not answering Bini names or names traceable to Biji language?

The worst form of deceit is self-deceit. Languages and names do not lie.

FreeStuffsNG:
He also told the court that traders who deal in foreign exchange on Binance “normally trade in pseudonyms” thereby hiding their identities in contravention of relevant laws.

Those who think that government is not aware of what is going on in their hyped P2P turn out to be the ignorant ones.

FG was watching them while actually building solid evidence against the rogue platform and the criminals using it to avoid paying the lawful tax like capital gains tax etc, for money laundering and pumping the US dollars against the naira among many crimes committed by these unpatriotic elements.

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Yet the government is asking the so-called "rogue platforms" to collect 7.5% VAT. How logical is this train of thought?

Standing5:
Is there no road that can take one from Badagry, Lagos to Kebbi or Sokoto already?

What is the point being in debt, with jobless souls that are hungry and then try to build a super alternative route to one random rural state like sokoto or kebbi?

This is how our debt keeps pilling up. We build project for the sake of looting returns and real estate appeal.

A superhighway does not pass through towns so the transit time is cut. The roads can be built with borrowed funds and tolled. Only transporters ply such roads daily and they cdn pass on costs to consumers. Such toll costs are minimal per head.

Any developed country has roads which are tolled.

How could he have slapped a guy who was miles away?

Back to where it started, all those years ago from the field at D-Line which also produced Joseph Yobo.

IamAsiri:
Why are the babies sleeping inside dirty water?

Pigs have no sweat glands so they have to wallow inside mud or water to cool. It is not because they inherently like to live in filth.