₦airaland Forum

bluepreek:
Dem pastor Adeboye and pastor Oyedepo wannabe

Please show me one video or name one instance where Bishop Oyedepo has called for seed-sowing. Never. It is not our culture in Winners. Rather, you are encouraged to give as you are led, if you are led.

Bishop has recounted countless times where he stopped a guest pastor from trying to call for a seed.

She is one of them. Her own hardship just dey start. Dey play.

Biodun556:
Refineries in Europe and Malta should start bottle water business

They are still in business. All the other figures are fake, inflated, artificially-inflated bloats that were used to collect subsidy on phantom imports.

Even now, who can tell us the EXACT amount of crude oil exported daily since 1958?

illicit:
Talks too much, he may not collect bribe but he is not a good cop

He was on duty and allowed himself to be distracted, questioned and recorded

Who does that?

😏

So the ones who were collecting N1m from youth corpers and the one who was bragging about collecting bribe should be applauded baa?

Some of you need to go to the Chinese or North Korean re-education camps for mindset reset. I tell you sir.

So he is even carrying his own bottle of miracle water.

RuddyFusion:
Nobody has replaced anybody
Targeted assassinations has been the strategy of the Zionist state but has that solved any problems?

Has that stopped rockets from being fired?
Has that returned displayed Isrealis in the north to their homes?
Has that freed the captives in GAZA?

Until the Palestinian question is resolved Israel and it's supporters on this matter will keep playing to the GALARY

They retorted to targeted assassinations so they can have something to present....

Shebi their Army is one of best in the World? So why are they afraid to in by land and fight man to man?

It's 11 months plus in GAZA now yet over 100 Captives still remain there.....

I used to have respect for this people but GAZA eat and their current antics have taken that all away

Cry us a river!

Israel, we are solidly behind you.
Just keep killing the bastard terrorists. Show them the same mercy they showed their victims...which is NONE.
No mercy.

budaatum:
An insecure need to claim seniority is an 82 year old calling a 70 year old, son, as if he was having children at 12.

You will not live to 70 or even 82 with this attitude. Even a king of Israel in the bible referred to Prophet Elisha as "my father, my father."

This GenZ wokeness will destroy many of you except you change your ways.

hopefulLandlord:
Na now you know?

Looks like you haven't read the book Christianity is based on? The book contains children friendly funny stories like talking snakes , talking donkeys , a piece of fruit confers knowledge, witches, magic tricks called miracles, demons cause disease, a god that got to scared of a tower being built that he scattered the plan but today we do space travel, zombies get up out of their graves and walk around Jerusalem, ghost stories, creator of the universe coming down to be killed by three nails etc.

Christianity has and will always be a joke, a child's play bro

You are the joke!

When God decides it is your set time, no one can stop it.

Section 109 of the Criminal Code Act in Nigeria. Personating members of armed forces or police
Any person who, not being a person serving in the armed forces of Nigeria nor a member of the police forces and with intent that he may be taken to be such a person or member as aforesaid‐
[L.N. 112 of 1964.]

(a) wears any part of the uniform of; or

(b) wears any garb resembling any part of the uniform of, a person serving in the armed forces of Nigeria, or a member of the police forces, is guilty of a misdemeanour and is liable to imprisonment for one year.
More: https://jurist.ng/criminal_code_act/sec-109

MadPolitician:
They should either repeal this regulation or have peculiar marks designed specifically for military camouflage. Most soldiers have turned this thier primitive "fight in defence of their attire", into an oppurtuinity to misdirect their anger

I have not been to any other serious countey outside of Africa, where this is done. Its only in Nigeria. Even in China of all places, you can wear a military camo and walk pass a soldier and all they would do is laugh.

In Barbados, Jamaica, Oman, St Lucia, Uganda, Zimbabwe, Saudi Arabia AND NIGERIA, it is a criminal offence to wear camo or any apparel with camo markings.

Section 110 subsection 1 is very clear on this.
https://jurist.ng/criminal_code_act/sec-110

However, the law does not empower soldiers to strip people or exact punishment on those wearing camo. They must be handed over to the police for prosecution, where a guilty verdict attracts a 1 month imprisonment or a N10 fine.

That soldier actually "helped" him in a way. If the law is strictly applied, that fellow should be a guest of the Nigerian Correctional Services.

I was the class prefect. Na me dey share cutlasses so no hiding for anybody.

I am surprised he has not established one since.

Many people here do not even know what a family office is.

Mccullum:
Ngolo Kante ought to learn from all these divorce for richness strategies of white ladies. Hence, he need to be very careful.

He even married the ex-wife of a teammate who cashed out of that divorce big time. The guy na fool.

The woman has robbed you no be small.

I and my partners do orphanage giveaways and I do the purchases myself, so I know the costs of these things.

Anyway, just know that once you have given her N500,000, like N100,000 will be kept aside for women things. In fact, you should not even bother checking the list. Nothing to check once the money don comot your hand.

He should not be doing jail time. Community service for 6 months would have been better.

I thought Lagos has an emergence ambulance service.

Creamcrest:
Obi abeg no provoke me this evening.

Your olumide akpata is an acclaimed benin man with a yoruba name and also it is the turn of the esans to produce a governor.According to Wikipedia akpata was born in Berlin,Germany which makes him not a Nigerian by law.


Hence the reason olumide the yoruba/Benin impostor was rejected.

Okpebholo is the only real edolite among the top contenders.

Even Asue ighodalo is half esan half yoruba.

God bless monday okpebholo.
God bless the good people of edo state.

Your ignorance knows no bounds. Do you know the citizenship laws of Nigeria or Germany?

What if he is diabetic and he needs to take that food quickly?

Beremx:
Didn't he know there were hippos there before he went fishing? Hippos are good at guarding their territories and can kill invaders they see as threats.

RIP to him

They are extremely territorial, and most mother animals would defend their babies to the death.

The real reason is that the government is now paying the yields late.

AfonjaConehead:
I hate criminals and this guy shows very well that he's one...I mean,why the hell is he resisting arrest,are the cops gonna eat you? And again him carrying his very new born child while being dragged is a form of what? Something terrible can happen to that helpless child. This guy is a disgusting bush man and a criminal...those cops should be freed,abeg

Shut your mouth.

Does it warrant them slapping him? On what ground? What happened to inviting him to the station ab initio, before effecting an arrest?
Did you see EFCC make any such efforts to arrest Yahaya Bello, a fugitive from justice?

The only things that will make a soldier steal ammo is: ROBBERY or SUPPLYING BANDITS. 4 magazines? 120 rounds of AK-47 ammo? No naa!

Either he is a supplier or a participant, like one Corporal in NAF some years back that was supplying robbers in Kaduna.

You see why AK-47 is a preferred rifle in the fronts? Unlike the American M-16, you can easily pick up an AK-47 magazine from a fallen soldier and insurgent, and clip it into your piece if you are out of ammo and you are good to go. Commandeer and reissue india mike mike.

ekineme:
That is quite innovative, though for the image of the receiver and giver, I would have like it to be anonymously done. May God bless the givers and also bless the receiver, because *the blessings of God maketh rich and add no sorrow*

He got the concept from a female US pastor who did the same last month.

TUANKU:
Frank Mba is now AIG? Good for him, the reward for being the dirty and immoral cop that he is.

Frank Mba is a DIG.

When they start getting struck with incurable illnesses for their blasphemy against God, they will start crying for help.

That was how Mr Ibu went on that tirade against pastors as follows:

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.
MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend..
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache.
KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money....
YOU are a zombie when you trek,dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sunsweating and smelling like poo during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving along the road.
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world;the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own....


When he came down with illness, he started running from church to church, looking for the same pastors he was lambasting to pray for healing. To which God was he praying, after saying tithe money should be given to beggars?

God can NEVER be mocked. What you sow is what you reap.

SocialJustice:
The man was not even rich. Them done chop that money finish.

It is like you do not know the money MKO controlled. He was unofficially Africa's richest man at a point. In his hey day, Dangote was a small boy where he was.

Daily showers are only required in hot and humid climates such as we have in the tropics.

You don't really need daily showers in temperate zones, with winter approaching. You will hardly sweat and the glands that make sweat in the armpits are responsible for body odours.

Exousiang01:
That salary is the real reason he kept winning re-election for 12 years.
Trust Nigerians to have fought him out and even protested over his serving for too long as president if money was involved.

We have to give the man his flowers, he tried.
It couldn't have been easy

He has single handedly funded the welfare and training of our wrestlers. He is the reason Nigeria has bagged so many Commonwealth Gold medals.

He has tried. The most selfless Federation head ever, apart from late Aderinokun who headed the volleyball association years ago.

Judolisco:
u have to forget d idea that corolla don't consume fuel... I've driven uber before, for you to test if your car consumes fuel or not, you have to fill the tank.... And check how many days it takes for d fuel fuel guage to drop.....also note dat 8k fuel is like 7 litres now and 7 litres is nothing... Na reserve tank u jst put fuel

Also if you're in d city, maybe Abuja or lag, forget about all dis mechanics, they'll jst eat d hell out of your money.... If you're in Abuja, go to minna to fix your car, if you're in lagos, enter ibadan or ilorin to fix your car.....

Tell him ooooo.
I have a neighbour whose Range Rover has not been able to move. The guy has spent so much money on Abuja mechanics. Finally, na one roadside guy from Kuchikau na im fix the motor.

OP,
That car will bankrupt you fast. Better dump them or if you have N1m, go and convert to CNG.