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No loan.

I got the place fenced and we are doing well.

To penalties we go.

Did I not say it? Man Utd should have put City to the sword with at least 3 goals all this while.

Man utd should have put City to the sword. They have had the best chances.

Madewithlove:
Venator venatur

When the hunter become the hunted. These past couple of weeks is by God grace am surviving. From battling the intenst heat, dodging bullet gwo gwo gwo gwo ngwo and calming the hungry worms staging protest in my stomach. It not been easy. Genesis of my delimar started, when some weeks back HQ said we should pack our bags and equipments we are going to Port Harcourt for reinforcement and reconnaissance.

Before 0600 hours we have already load our personal effects on the TATA (lorry), while we wait for buses HQ called we should stand down no movement again, by then our personal effects (containing our dry rations, tent, blankets, gas cooker e.t.c) has gone far. I went to mess (kitchen) to collect lunch they said "no food for us" that how we started fasting.

On a normal day I don't use to eat food from the mess I cook or I eat my dry rations to avoid food poison. My gas cooker and pot by now would have reached Port Harcourt by now. After much deliberation and consideration, base said they would only give us lunch. The lunch they gave me that day was the final nail hammer into my torment.
For the next two days I was having serious running stomach and pass piosion fart to kill an elephant. I thought it was normal fart I want to fart, I adjust and set my bum bum only to discover I have shit on my pants. I had to wash my uniform and tire wrapper. Everybody was just starting at me like Ashawo.
As I was waiting for my uniform to dry (advantage of Borno sun) that was the time BH said they should attack our base. Come and see how I jump inside trench to take cover. It turns out be false alarm. That was the time uncle snake decide to come and find food and what food tastes better than my fresh laps. Without wasting time I expanded two rounds to kill uncle snake. A feet that was not easy considering uncle snake was cunning. Fire ready, snake meat roasted at least it will reach me five days or more, no more watering beans.

Venator venatur(The hunter is hunted)

Consider adding writing of novels to soja work. You will be good at it with some help and guidance. But why Nigerian Army dey punish soldiers like this?

zebszebs:
With all these achievements, whats now the need for him to keep using fake prayers (fall down and die and other nonsense) and fake miracles to deceive the gullible like you?

Christian smello

Answer the question I asked. Mumu!

zebszebs:
When did Olukoya become a professor?

First Class Honours in Microbiology, UNILAG, 1980
Ph.D, Molecular Genetics, University of Reading, UK
Researcher, Nigerian Institute of Medical Research, 1984-1988: published more than 70 scientific journals
Professor of Biotechnology, Mountain Top University, 2023.

He is not a hungry pastor. So tell us, what have you achieved?

Mrdellychy:
Lol, na today? if I do, your best is to resort to your potent weapon - abuse and foul languages.
You don't want me to quote/mention you even when you keep misleading the noble member of this forum, na lie.
With the way you keep dishing out blunders that can ruin people's investments here, one should ask if you are truly a farmer.
You don't know and u no wan learn, by fire by force u go learn .
Your gutter and toxic utterance, low IQ and reasoning faculty show you are not refined and matured. You must definitely be a kid with untrained background. We run a Pry schl here, any staff who calls any of my pupils names is fired. Right from the assembly, we inculcate morals into the kids. I think you need such a school as a kid to start with, don't worry about your tuition, bill on me .

Good a thing you are offering him scholarship. That one cannot hold on to N100 at a time because he always has to get that fentanyl fix he is hooked on. I doubt he can even learn how to make a correct sentence in any language, Nigerian or English. He is always drugged up and when he is out of his daily shot of China Girl or Great Bear, his demons come out in full force.

His type are all over Kensington and Allegheny in Philly town.

Dogalmighty17:
The same Abuja wey I dey? What are they buying or paying for? That's 3 million monthly? What job does he do again?

You should know that a certain status will place a certain financial responsibility on you. Ordinary wedding I attended last year, I spent 570k for flight, hotel and feeding for 3 days. On top the wedding, several relations came to meet me at my table with boatloads of problems. Another 100k left. Some I had to promise to do something later.

E no easy.

jaeyking:

Take away from Bashir

On a serious note
Things are fucking hard

Family planning should be on a very high now

It's not easy

He is right. My fuel budget alone has ballooned to 300k monthly. No day passes without me spending money.

You can all see that the fellow with that Z username has run out of money to buy his daily fentanyl fix. He is too small for me to reply.

eDoctorr:
I don’t think any employer should still follow the old trend of physical interview especially at the first stage.

So I should waste about 10k to Lagos to and fro just for the first stage of an interview.

Never!

You are very arrogant and like someone said here...also very ***. Na small pikin sense dey worry you.

My very first job, I was out my parents' house by 6am with no food. I was at the interview venue by 7.am to 7.30pm. NO FOOD. The thousands of people who were there left gradually until we were just 4. No interview. All we were told was oga was in a meeting.

At 7.30pm, the main man came out of his office with a cigar in his mouth and strolled outside. Na so I rush go meet the man give am CV. He called the deputy to come out and meet him. Instruction: give this young man a placement in the company.

The other three were watching from a distance. Na so all of them rush the oga. Everyone was employed instantly.

He entered his car and travelled out to US the same night as we later heard. No other interview was done. That job gave me my first car and first rented apartment at 23 years of age after 8 months.

Life belongs to the dogged, not to the arrogant ones who cannot take risks.

Do you know who you could have met on the way to Lagos? Or in Lagos? Or in the interview spot? Or later that evening?

betabread:
You are making a big mistake by going private, how do you vet the info you have gotten

Just because of u got a little bashing, u suddenly decide to go private

Every season is an opportunity to move up the learning curve

Its better u are laughed at online but correct ur mistake real life

Please keep this maize thread alive

The issue is he validated a wrong herbicide mix, and rather than admit his mistake, he in typical Nigerian fashion, was trying to bluff and insult his way out of it.

Kenmatt:
Why

Until you find yourself in that position.

Chinkoalhaji34:
Toh
Finally, some action from the DSS! It's about time we see them doing their job. Meanwhile, where's Peter Obi in all this? Probably counting his chickens before they hatch, as usual. With all that stolen rice, I hope they don’t plan to share it with the likes of him. We need our resources protected, not given away to those who don’t appreciate them. Kudos to the DSS for stepping up!

Is your name in the Pandora papers?
If not, you are a nobody in global affairs and so should just shut the hell up like the rest of us.
Na those wey no get money dey make mouth pass.

Abuja fakery...no be today we dey see am.

The fakeness is too much.

Deepspirituals:
Good Exactly What I need ,Not Thread Derailers and Heartless Souls without Any Objectives.

I'm willing to Pay the Small Fee.

Whatsapp Chat : 09054..069427

I will need a Comprehensive Reports on All that are needed .

Costs ,etc .

I learnt About Casava Growers Association of which I'm a Member ,Non Active though due to my Always Busy tight Schedules Before ,Now I want to Massively go into it .

It's just something I Love to do.

I already seen 1 Hectares to be used on Lease.

How are we going to get it done.

Would you type all and print it out with a Cover and send to me ?

Or you would Send it all via my email when it's fully Prepared so I can Print it out .

It's a Projects .

I'm the own Investing .

.Thanks .



Let's Chat .
Simply Tell me how much it would Cost me .



Waiting for your Chat .

I have chatted you up and shown you the pics and video of our latest harvest. So what I will give you is practical stuff with 2024 costs. Not theory.

Deepspirituals:
Hello ,

This is Strictly for a Well Experienced Farmer who have been into " CASAVA GROWING" for many Years .

I need you to Write a Comprehensive Report on All Requirements Needed to Grow Casava on 1 Hectare of Land .

Pls. Specify Cost of All these Below :



Bush Clearing

Tree Cuttings

Ploughing.

Tractors

Fertilizer

Ridges

Borehole.

Casava Stick Type intended : TME 419

LABOUR :

ETC .


Whatsapp Chat : 09054..069427


The Rate at which Food Cost is Soarings ,Let Us strive to go back to Farming ,We do complain of high cost of food but many are Unwilling to Farm.

May Almighty God Help Us

I'll do it for you but at a small fee. We are actually producing some gari right now. Some of the stems we are replanting after harvest is shown below.

You are owing a business entity N1.166 billion.

Tax is paid from profits. You are owing the company and refuse to pay. How are they supposed to pay tax when you are owing them such a humongous amount of money?

PandoraObi:
That was why Lagos was peaceful, the #igbomustgo on twitter sent fear and anxieties into the spine and marrow of problematic people we accommodate but want to destroy our land. in fact, they didn't hide it, they came out plain with their plans

Oga, there is nothing you can do. What is worse than the pogrom of 1966 and the civil war that led to 3 million deaths?
Anyway, the tribalism of Yorubas against Igbos no pass the agberos on the street and internet warriors like yourself.

Jagaban2012:
Regarding Oweka Onyeka, we know that King Sunny Ade was nominated and received a Grammy Award...now tell me any Ibo. Musicians , dead or alive who have been nominated for grammy award talk less of receiving it....King Sunny Ade is an institution of music ....he is not in the class of onyeka ... onyeka is a local champion ........show me on grammy one got or nominated for .....and I will show myriad of globally recognized award that King Sunny Ade got ....After Fela Kuti in music...nah Sunny Ade....Onyeka no dey at all....in fact, the collaboration he did with your Onyeka was one of the worst selling albums in his music....compare to the one he made without any collaboration.
Ask some of your Ibo musicians why their fame has dwindled since they collaborated with the Yoruba musician. and not until they sing in Yoruba language they can reach their target audience ....
Even an illiterate Yoruba
Boy and musician like Portable " has gotten many awards than what your Onyeka Owneu has ....except for her age ..Portable has.more award than Onyeka Owenu is making .

Ask Burna Boy not to sing in Yoruba language and style and see if he can maintain his fame....Burma boy rode on the wings of Fela music to gather fame for himself. Tell him to switch to his style of music in portharcout and let see how far....

Idiot..... .

Now let me respond to you, you tribal idiotagumanus.

The collaboration between Sunny Ade and Onyeka Onwenu featuring songs like Choice, Wait for Me, etc, was a US Planned Parenthood sponsored album to raise awareness about family planning, child spacing and STDs, especially at a time HIV was rearing its ugly head in Africa. It was not for commercial purposes. Were you even born at the time? NO

Secondly: Onyeka Onwenu was principally a trained journalist and her foray into music was a chance occurrence. At the time she launched her 1981 album which received a lot of airplay on NTA (and yes, I was alive then), Sunny Ade was already a known international star, along with Ebenezer Obey, and others. Jide Obi, Oby Onuoha, Felix Lebarty, Afy Usua, Eddy Okonta, Bala Miller, Zeal Onyia, Sikiru Ayinde Barrister, Kollington Ayinla, Orlando Owoh, Gerry Japhet, Jake Solo, Stephen Osita Osadebey, Sunny Okosuns, Fela, Kris Okotie, Cardinal Rex Jim Lawson, Celestine Ukwu, Fatai Rolling Dollar, Bobby Benson, etc, etc were all making waves. The Grammys were not a thing in those days and were not a benchmark for music popularity.

The Grammys only started to gain attention when Michael Jackson won 9 awards in the 1984 edition with his Thriller album. I am sure you don't even know this because your parents had not even considered producing you.

timesuploaded:
You be mumu. Hezbollah kill Israelis for fun. The purpose of Zionism is to project mitary might they don't have. All propaganda to dumb down an already dumb world. Israel won't last 72hrs in an all out war with Hezbollah

Israel that took on 3 countries and wiped out their airforce in hours in 1967 without US help then, is the one you say will not last 72 hours with a ragtag group in Southern Lebanon?

Are you high on fentanyl or what?

If it was a man, Wike cannot open his mouth to utter such rubbish. Ireti KIngibe is 70 years old. She senior the man well. Courtesy demands respect for elders.

Have you ever seen President Tinubu telling Peter Obi to hang on a transformer?

Kai!

Bayo Onanuga cannot bear to hear this ooo!

Protest never start and they are quaking in their boots.

If care is not taken, na for MTN offices this protest go happen. Dey play.

The Mbadiwe twins are grandchildren of the famous Chief Ozumba Mbadiwe, NPN stalwart and the man after whom Ozumba Mbadiwe highway in Lekki is named after.

Their father made bastard money in mining. They are born into some serious old money.

This is how to do protest. Not just pouring out onto the streets. You know your senators and HOR members. They come home periodically. Express your grievances in a non-violent way.

Glyphosate is a non-selective herbicide. It will kill off the maize and the weeds.
As a first-timer, seek advice from experienced ones to guide you. They say he who asks questions seldom goes astray.

Geovanni412:
It could be a tainted supplement

No need to rush to conclusions

Let's see how it goes

Furosemide is not a component of any supplement. It is used to increase urination.

Boxers typically used it in the 80s and 90s to dehydrate themselves before weigh-ins so as to make weight, then rehydrate thereafter and pack on more weight to make their punches heavier than those of their opponents. That is why it is banned.

Protests of this nature are stupid and futile and will only end up with needless innocent deaths.

Abacha rolled out military tanks and more than 4,000 people were killed in the June 12 protests. Unfortunately many Gen Zs were toddlers at the time or not even born, and the killings of October 20, 2020 were their introduction as to how protests are put down in Africa and other 3rd world countries.

Indonesia at a point muted the idea of releasing hundreds of cobras into protesting crowds as a means of putting down protests under Suharto.

Think of your family, think of your life and move on with it. Rather take your protests to the doors of your senators and reps members in your constituencies and your LG chairmen now that LG autonomy has been approved.

There are many ways to skin a rat.

Mwalimu Julius Nyerere would be turning in his grave.