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Do you have four tyres for highlander 2008?

Listen bro...
Money does not make a man.
Man makes money.
At the appointed time, your finances will change.

You don't need only money to have a family...

To get married to the woman of your dreams is important. You are lucky to have found one.

Simply schedule an introduction with her family.
Keep it low key.
Get the list and negotiate it with her dad.
If they love you, they will make it easier for both of you.
Your girl can persuade her family to make things easy for both of you.

The bet marriages are not those with millions as budget.

Our great grand parents had low key ceremonies but happy marriages.

After the introduction ceremony, start providing the items in the list gradually. You can monetize some of the items... For Nigeria, we no dey marry woman one day.
Small small u go complete the items.

Meanwhile, you can have a court wedding. It will cost u less than 20k for everything.
Court marriage is legitimate.

Later, if you choose, you can have another low key church wedding.

Don't listen to those who make it sound as if you need unlimited fund before you can get a wife.

Some people were rich before marriage, but lost their income due to sickness, or job loss or business failure... Does that mean the marriage will end? Or cannot be sustained?

Go with what you have.
He that finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from the Lord.

Johnnyessence:
A 43-year-old man suspected to be a staff of the Benin Electricity Distribution Company, BEDC, has died while disconnecting all illegal connections in the Olori area of Ughelli, Delta State.
The deceased identified as Theophilus, was called by his boss to carry out the assignment. However, power was restored while still trying to effect the disconnection, thus leading to his instant death. https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/03/man-electrocuted-while-disconnecting.html?m=1

The simple yet most effective safety control measure to prevent this incident is a LOCK OUT TAG OUT procedure, in addition to a permit to work system.

Village people at work

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Lol.
The people you saw that laid emphasis on it - are they professionals?? same way I was nudged into the HSE thing. Anyway sha no knowledge is wasted. What I know is, even though you have the certificate, when companies employ you, your HSE certificate is irrelevant to them. They'll still take you through their safety training if they need a safety expert.
Well, you can take it up and keep the certificate just like I did.

Egbe fuwere.

You are wrong bro, very wrong.

Iykolysis:
Thanks for the enlightenment @staggerman.

Pls also knows why a gas cylinder must be stored upright safely rather having it laid horizontally. Gas experts in the house please let's share knowledge.

1. Keeping it upright is more secure.. Laying it horizontally may allow the cylinder to roll into unwanted areas and become a hazard.

2. In the event of damage to the valve in an upright and secured cylinder, the gases will be released upwards at high pressure whilst the cylinder remains in the same vertical position. If the cylinder was to be in horizontal position and the valve was suddenly damaged, the high pressure from the gas being released will force the cylinder to move backwards at very high velocity like a bullet, causing massive damage to anything along its path, including breaking walls.... Imagine releasing air from a balloon �.... Same effect.

3. The gases are stored in liquid phase (LPG) and maintained in this form by the pressure in the container and they are not filled to the brim... Some spaces are allowed for vapor cloud... When the valve is opened, the pressure drops in the cylinder allowing the lpg to be converted quickly to gas and released through the valve.
Keeping it in horizontal position may cause the liquid to maintain contact with the valve, and in some cases could cause valve freezing, or other damages to the valve.

Where is Duck Tales?

I enjoyed these cartoons esp
Super Ted
Voltron
Spider-Man
Duck tales
The thing
Dog wonder
Pinky and the brain

God is not in the church building.... He is in man.
When you have sex, God is there... He's not waiting for u in church... He goes with you to church as you go.

He is ever present

Gas explosion occurs when a vapor cloud is formed from leakage, making gas concentration reach its lower explosive limit (LEL) and meets an ignition source.

Gas explosion also occurs when pressure increases rapidly in a container without relief... Pressure may increase due to over pressure from over filling, or from high temperatures causing lpg or lng to be converted from its liquid form to gaseous form, thus increasing over 250m times.

Let not your heart be troubled...

Jesus is in His Father's house too, and He is thousands of years old

shortgun:
why is the man Mr X still in police custody?

Maybe he has not settled them

ShyCypher:
Even Jesus scolded Peter for attackin' the guards who hurt him, didn't ask the disciples to revenge those who crucified him on the cross. In other words, murder IS murder - justified or not.

Yet this 'Pastor' will kill (murder).

His brain washed members will come here now & defend him. They might even call it "Holy Kill" becayse he "prayed" for it and didn't do it physically. How is he different from a herbalist who consults a deity to kill another?

Fools.

Go and touch Jesus again today. Ashes no go remain. He blinded Saul on his way to Damascus.

As a safety professional, I do not agree with the op.
The risk of visiting a petrol station is very low.... That's why you can visit or send kids to buy petrol without first requesting for the fire service to be on standby

As long as you have all hazards under proper control, and risked reduced to As Low As Reasonably Practicable (ALARP), you have nothing to worry about.

Most petrol stations are designed to be safer than your domestic kitchen.
Yet you freely walk in and out of your kitchen, ignite your cooker, without fear of the open flame.
You probably have your dining and sitting room close to your kitchen.
Your kitchen is also part of your house, and not detached from the main building.
As per having fire detectors, gas detectors, fire extinguisher and fire blanket in your kitchen to deem it safe, that's story for another day.

Enjoy your day

ADEWUMIMichael:
HOW TO IDENTIFY PHARISEES IN YOUR CHURCH



1. They go to work early but come to church late.



2. They beg their boss when they err but threaten to leave church whenever there is a misunderstanding.



3. They work hard to be promoted at work but treat the work of God with levity.



4. They pay all their dues in the workplace but refuse to pay tithe in the church.



5. They buy costly things for their boss to get favour but can't even buy airtime for their pastor.



6. When they are not going to be in the office, they take permission ahead from their superior; but expect pastor and elders to pay them visits when they miss church without notice.



7. They fear and respect their boss than their pastor and even sometimes more than God.



8. When they are sick they manage to go to work but they cannot manage to come to the church.



9. They take official query serious but handle divine rebuke with disdain.



10. They tolerate their colleagues in the workplace but cannot tolerate the brethren.



11. They turn off their phones at workplace, but use calls to distract other worshippers in Church.



12. They can work overtime in the office but get offended at the pastor if he's not closing at the stipulated time.







https://www.naij.com/1110465-top-12-ways-identify-pharisees-church.html




Question:
Is there anyone in your church? .

Comparing church to business

OtemAtum:
HopefulLandlord, Johnydon22, Wilgrea7, Joseff14, Hahn, Bennyann, Realmindz, LordCenturion, Lordniklaus, Dalaman, 4kings,Ranchoddas, are you ready to load recharge cards next week Saturday? This OP has watched too much of TB Joshua's video film tricks and he thinks those things he sees are real. He has read too much book of Joshua where some mumu told some other mumu that they will use choir songs to bring down the walls of Jericho and instead of the Jericho mumu to throw them javelins, they stayed indoor while they allow the other mumu to break down their walls with 'songs'. Lol, bible stories are funny sha.

*clears throat* ahem, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hahn

I Otem have decreed and it shall hold, I shall share recharge cards on this thread in 7 days time, next week Saturday and Atum shall inspire a wonderful POEM which I will post while I enjoy myself that day. And once again, Yahweh, the child of God Almighty shall be put to shame while he remains bound in OTEM'S NAME, ASE!

It will not be done. The day will come and you will not be found

Nice

Raffie20:
Is it still available? Wat is d current price...

Always available..
Contact me for details

If anyone can locate the man for me, I will pay for his accommodation.

hammak1993:
Even if the so called guiders cash out 1M monthly, how do you think there will be sustainability of the system?

Do the simple calculation, 1M multiply by thousands of guiders, that's billions of naira monthly.

let be realistic, and don't let the love of MMM blind you from the fact.

Note: I am also a participant

Most Guiders don't get to to 50k bonus monthly. It all depends on the growth of your structure.

What you don't know is that Guiders have limit to the amount they can withdraw in a month. For example most Guiders cannot withdraw above 1m monthly, even if they have 1b.
Leaders bonus restriction was placed on all Guiders accounts to enhance sustainability.

Truth is, that Guider may only be looking at those bonuses, but he cannot GH them. It's fun to look at.... But not realistic to GH.

My advice is for you to ensure you ask relevant questions so you may understand how MMM works, before you rush to post misleading info.

If you don't read the news, you'll be uniformed... If you read the news, you'll be misinformed

Lamborghini:
Lol

just wondering.

MMM number one guider.
One million downlines under him.

I am sure he alone has collected more money than half of all the participants so how much did he PH this year? Does anyone have access to that information. Lol

chuddy of life

how much have u ph? and y do u want to knw about his ph

kingreign:
For what kwa?
Why u no go price am for Abuja make you see evil price na?
The guy is trying to sell you a Toyota oil at rock bottom price you still dey ask for discount?
I just weak for you.

Relax man.... I've bought from him before.

autotrader2:
You can get it from us at the severely discounted rate of 2,500 per litre. Shipping is free if you buy a carton during this promo period. Shipping is done from PH and you can pick it up next morning in Abuja

Call or text 09086679585 to make your orders

That means if I'm buying from you in Portharcourt, I should get a discount