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This is the height of being weird. I can't imagine me n my newly wedded wife having our first sex in the presence of other people. E no go just work, my Di.ck no go just stand

If a lady can be bold enough to walk up to me n express how she feels about me, i will surely give the relationship a try, i will never take her for granted cause i don't like being taken for granted; but if she too worwor, i will use style to friend zone her, I'll do it in a way dat wouldn't hot a feelings dat much...
But as for ladies showing green light n traffic light, i think I'm not good @ reading greenlight cause have been there b4, all the ladies turned me down, so i no dey send greenlight again cause I'm not too good @ handling rejection, so any presentable lady that can be bold enough to tell me how she feels about me, i will surely give it a chance......
But for the greenlight, i no dey go there again...... Thanks

Try cutting off the finger... U no well, u no call us when u dey enjoy, now u want make we help u wash finger

Trust me, a female can decide to show u all the signs n greenlight in this world n still tell u no.. Been there before, so as for me, if a lady like, make she show all the sign n traffic light in the world, i no dey try am again... Very difficult to understand species

Any of them that want to kneel down can kneel, as long as they are happy with each other, that's the most important thing. *happiness*
wishing dem long lasting n happy married life

RichlyOBS:
May the gods be with you,,soft work

thanks boss but u go do one thing for me, change that gods to GOD abeg, i prefer GOD being with me to gods.... Its our work oooo *winks*

Take happy n send gift to me, I'll help her to forget u in no time.... Trust me, I've been doing this work for over five years now, its our work ooo

My name go come out for first batch for HEAVEN.... Thank GOD say dem no dey run admission for heaven, plenty unholy people for full there

Omoluabi16:
Please what time is it? nigerian time that is.

7:45 Nigeria time

Barca to win @HT n FT.... Never make the mistake of predicting el-classico based on their form, el-classico is a different ball game

StarBukola:
brother Stanley of God, am better, what about u

am good... Happy Sunday to u

vincentjk:
He no longer feels comfortable handing his phone over to you and you're still hear asking long question

Wait until the side chick finally snatch him from u

Sometimes una gals dy fukup o, why don't u service him every night sote he go forget the side chick

bros, guy wey go stay must surely stay, but not cause of sex, u cannot tie a man down with sex, men luv sex, but when its time to choose a wife, dey look beyond sex..

Mine's home alone...... Sister bukola how u doing today

She suppose remove the leaf so that we go see everything na. If u wan do something, do am once n for all, nor be all these half way something

Dis kinda rod na to dey do abortion, or bros go into pornography, e go pay u well

JesusChrist666:
I was advised against this. The skill of plastic surgeons here in Nigeria isn't up to par.

One can permanently be de-sensitized even if the procedure is carried out abroad.

then am afraid, u have to accept it as a gift from GOD...

I don't no how surgery work, but ask ur doctor if its advisable to reduce the size by surgery

Graduating from the university n become successful instantly: laying on the same bed with a lady n getting her pregnant with sex... I'll add some later

So e don clear for ur eyes n u don learn ur lesson abi, if u like dey do flesh to flesh, this na last warning for u....
Happy for u anyway

Iranu abasha, so u want me to open that link abi, okay wait am coming

Op report her to her parent asap if u don't want to be accused of something u didn't do

Esepayne:
respect which dead,guy abeg who don die don die

make e no be like say i dey rude,
na that make me dey beg... Okay ooo, i hear u ma'am...

Op abeg find one babe for me, i no get babe, i dey on my knees dey beg

stubbornman:
Oga bang her hard let her moan so loud her friend will be damn horni like chuku chuku.... If you see green light from the friend bang both in the room
.....EXPERIENCE!!!!

oga take am easy ooo, u na bangalie ni, op no be porn star oo, op abi u be porn star ni

badfucker:
GOD BLESS YOU WITH LONG MANHOOD THAT EVEN WHEN YOU ARE DEAD YOUR MANHOOD WILL STILL LIVE ON LIKE OJUKWU

who be dis, u wan kill GOD pikin with laff, are u related to mama peace

I expected to see something like ghost rider, but op, u fall my hand...
Dem no dey use fine boy withdraw money for atm, if u no get money for account, atm no go pay u, sometimes, atm dey even bounce card of people wey get money for account

2788 men, u should have ur own complementary car by now cause ur customers don plenty... I just dey imaging how ur kitty go be now

Op this is not fair to dem ladies ooo, 250 too small na, abi recession no reach ur side ni...
Okay, what if dem come manage the 250, how many yards of wife material e go be U better answer me oooo

If e happen now, dem go say na devil cause am.. Devil wey be say he fit dey one side dey chill with him babes n he can't be in 2 different places @ a time...


Na only GOD almighty dey omnipresent

kunlesufyan:
So he had 400k and he wanted to do rituals, this 400k Is just what some people need to kick start their idea and one idiot had it and still wanted more.

bros, no be only dey surprised here oooo, the thing tire me... 400k no be change ooo, n he still wanted money ritual...... Some people foolish no be small

Now this is weird, how can the deceased raise 400k n still want money ritual...... I know dey say we should respect the dead, but make una no vex, the deceased was foolish....

I thought the op voted for change, u better wake up to reality, na part of civilisation....
For ur information, we still got decent ladies in Nigeria, not all of dem are like dis