₦airaland Forum

Shibaraba:
Who I feel sorry for?
Not the squatter nor the squattee
But the live reporter
As in adult wey suppose dey reason on how to make her life better she dey move from house to house all in the name of live coverage. So as to have gossip content.
When baba tell us say we lazy na wetin he mean be that.

Unless twitter go pay her for this o. Then she is justified.

you dey vex ooo, the reporter offend you ni

SolexxBarry:
After all the dancing and shake bodying unemployment looking at them like

I dey tell you....

TwoBottles:
Should this be an achievement for a whole giant of Africa?? After 59yrs of independence.

Thank you bro.. the capital of a whole Nigeria celebrating emirate at 59

Some people self! How the question n the answer take relate, instead of ordinary yes or no, she dey write wetin I no know

MJBOLT:

you are feeling pregnant? Are we the ones that slept with you

I just tire for this kind story ooo... the one wey dey pain me pass na, we no dey know when dem want enter the gbege, na when kasala don burst, dem go just carry the gbege story come dump for nairaland..... friends with benefits wey I no benefit from, how it take concern me??

Oh nooooo !!! Why na, and I'm currently watching riverdale... RIP man

wicked

ValCon888:
Her husband graduated with a First Class Degree in Knackology

I dey tell you!, the husband na fuckholic...

Good day to the doctors in the house.. is there any drug to get over depression?
I'm desperately in need of it..

I've had both bad and good moments, the bad was losing my mom, (her kind and gentle soul rest in peace).. ..
The good, travelling out of naija for the first time to visit Germany(Bremen) n France(lyon), then returned to naija, then still applied for Visa again to travel back to settle there..... well happy new year from France!

Which one be nearly killed?, they(police) killed him, but he refused to die... which way Nigeria?

BlueAngel444:
just look at her witty responses, if it were some girls they will be giving one word response like their hand and brain is not functioning properly.

Thank you!!! My exact observation, the lady seems like a person with a joyful heart, I might be wrong though, what do I know

nho4:
Sorry to say young man but obviously you are a fool....same thing goes to any young man out there undergoing emotional trauma all in the name of keeping a girlfriend.

To hell with ladies and those dating them.
Why must you subject yourself to such emotional agony just because of a mere lady you are senior to with almost 6 years and you are here crying like a sissy.

I will never encourage my worse enemy to go into what you guys call girlfriend relationship that turns men into puppets.

Dating is a way of placing yourself under emotional slavery. Your Heart and mind keep bleeding at all time and before you realizes what is going on you will start battling with one health issue or the other all because of nothing.

Look at the rate at which our men are dying and the cause is directly and indirectly due to the fact that they want to please women and that is why women have taken advantage of us.
Women should be the one begging us to date them and not the other way round.

I once dated a lady who thought she was doing me a favour for dating me...the moment I realised it, I simply placed her where she belonged by severing myself from her.... When she realized it, she was now the one forcing herself on me and she was trying to get me back but it was too late for her because my mind was already made up to be single and happy....that was the best decision I ever made in my life and I never regretted it till this moment.



Men have become almost nothing in the hands of women and yet vast majority of our young men are thronging in the wrong direction all in the name of love that doesn't exist.

Believe it or not" Love doesn't exist between girlfriend and boyfriend.

Real love only exists between mother and child...

I bet you the number one reason our young men, including you allow yourselves to be traumatized emotionally is simply because of sex.

You don't need to have a girlfriend before you can have sex with ladies.

Instead of killing yourself emotionally dump that girl and be free, because you were born free...don't allow anybody to put you in bondage all because of sex you can get easily.

I don't do relationships or dates and I am the happiest person all because I am free emotionally.... I sleep like a baby without having to worry if my partner is cheating on me because I have no fucking girlfriend.

Each time sexual urge comes in, I simply walk down to the nearest ASHAWO JOINT in my vicinity to ease off the urge with just N1000, and I am relaxed. I am in control of my happiness and not any fucking lady.

I am in control of females around me because they can't control me with their pussies and they have regard for me....because I don't own them a dime.

If you don't belittle yourself as a man all because of sex, women will respect you...but is unfortunate that most of our young men have reduced themselves to power zero in the hands of ladies just because of sex.

All I can tell you is that you own the key to your happiness...

My nigga, my twin brother from another mother, infact, my clone

Op don go match line, him don step on toes, now you dey find how u want take beg abi? .. On a serious note, just let the person feel that you are really sorry for whatever happened, but don't force it, then relax. But if you meet him or her in any other place again, still still remind him/her that you are really sorry

abumoney:
How can someone be spotless when she's putting on a cloth full of spots?! I love this guy's play of words

You don talk ma mind... #sarcasm

Munzy14:

ok, A minute silence for the man who is taking this foolish woman to alter.
His days are numbered in single. 1.8million?. that is good enough to open a moderate business.
Ladies pity us small.how u waste a man's wealth on useless things. I rather add it 200k and bye her a car for mobility. some people are stupid. Just like zeeworld will say.... extra....

GOD bless you brother, how will a reasonable person spend 1.8m for just a wedding dress... Some people forget that there's no award for most expensive wedding ceremony...

Your goat is currently

iamJ:
asides to get a taste of their big ass women that are cheap to Bleep, wetin I wan go find for that backwards country?


a country that the presidents bodyguards carry baton is that one a serious country

Hahaha! You dey vex ooo, you wan find ass all the way from nija go Tanzania

Op here's the answer

BetWinners:
If u beat a lady for the right reasons she will never leave. They love to be corrected, they love a man who's in control. That's how they are wired.

U better believe that

This here is the plain truth, they love a man who's in control

You can as well tell us you're a vampire.

Xaos:
Good list. But too much bullshit.

You need to obey just ten commandments to please God. Wonder why there's 20 just to please a woman...

My brother!!! The thing just tire me... All these commandments just to take a lady that might still disappoint you like Amaka on a date.. Everyone forming relationship expert

Hmmm! Happy married life to them

seniormallam:
Is it not enough she's a dwarf? She look like someone that has reach menopause again

The thing just tire me

why am I just laughing, maybe, its cause I'm happy for them.. happy married life to them

This topic is hereby declared inconclusive

Quidquopro:
Why threaten another person?

Did Nina send you message

Maybe he has a crush on Nina. Afterall, He is not gay...

I agree with you totally, it seems he wants to bleep Nina, that's why he said "beat n naked" ..

Anambra state try, nice job op

Offpoint:
My problem is not with what he wrote, but the fact that he's got 1.6k likes... what's happening to humanity?

Not all likes are like, some are frowning, while some are laughing at his foolishness, some are also amazed at his level of reasoning... Na attention him dey find

Oluwasaeon:
So quarter of a million is 700k. Incredible

I'm not surprised, somebody that is confused about his gender, will definitely be confused about quarter of a million ... She-male bobrisky is a risky business

Its either pepe Reina Juan mata

hustla:
Which group Chelsea dey

Group j. Hahaha