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na mobile app win am for me.... got the message too

ekensi01:
now u be master of all, guy slow down and help novice lik us.

lolz.. master for where, i still dey learn ooo, i even believe say u sabi pass me...... *my hand dey up*

There is nothing wrong with u, don't be scared, just be a little bit friendly, i believe ur guy will come....
I can also help u if u agree to be my babe.. There is nothing wrong with u, don't be scared, just be a little bit friendly, i believe ur guy will come....
I can also help u if u agree to be my babe...

Dat guy na big sissy, why u go dey cry for players wey dey receive weekly pay even as dem loss, na wa for some people ooo, him be dey expect barca to qualify n win champions league, i am a die hard barca fan too, but we deserve to go trophy less dis season.... Barca current board are the major problem of barca... We are all happy that enrique is going, but something is telling me dat barca will still replace him with another whack coach....
Luiz enrique is just lucky to have won the treble in his first season incharge

This freeze guy seems to be making headlines almost every day, be him go like find trouble wella

chiraqDemon:
But i mean why do ppl get fzd in the first place, ur looking for someone to share alll ur emotional stress n best moments, then he comes along n u mske him ur brother, only to go and pick up someone that only fvcks and stresses and then he is gone...just don't gettit

finally! Thought i was the only guy confused about this.. I've be looking for the perfect answer to this but got nothing, I'm beginning to think there is no answer to dis...
As for me, i will prefer dating a friend to someone i just met

Lol. My first year in school(college), she is older than me a lil bit, after digging her, she smiled n asked me "who thought u how to Bleep"... She asked that question based on what she n her friend thought about me.. They think am a virgin... I no be virgin, but i be novice @that time....

Chisos! Brutal, harsh, heartless, wicked, savage e.t.c. No no no, this is unacceptable, how can u treat someone who has a crush on u like that... I can relate to it... Na females do dis thing pass

Hahahaha...... Just imaging that moment when u want to log in to ur wife pus.sy, as u bring out ur jt, another jt staring at ur own jt, na to run like thief oooo... When am not gay

All this babe just dey shout height height height, who una won leave the short guyz for

Another format to take dey collect the small money wey dey we lagosians hand

Someone will just decide say na armed robber he wan be for life of all other petty jobs available in 9ja... See as him just waste him life now

Dottore:
Ok here we go:
NEPA Bill, house rent receipt, church tithe card, shop rite receipts, Tantalizer receipt, LASMA docket, Road Safety tags, DSTV payment voucher, school and lots more.

*Runs of of thread*

go and come back any time u like, ur punishment dey wait for u

Young03:
That name looks like an Auchi name
bt lets hand it over to hausa pple

exactly my thought

So because gifty go club, make we fry beans... Issorite

How this one take be news now, dent on a car, front page, enter street make u see wetin danfo drivers dey do to other vehicles

Keneking:
Who would provide the grass to feed the goats? Students?

hahahaha yes na, as far say the students dey attend classes

Hahahaha another one, very funny

Yeeehh if u see yansh wey big, u go know say yansh pass yansh

I so much love ladies that smoke

FelixFelicia:
Ehn ehn? Itz Azz for me by the way

my nigga... I too go love ar_se ooo, especially round software yansh

sexybbstar:
I've been coming across a lot of threads these days that has to with ladies admonishing fellow ladies to desist from dating broke guys.This is absolutely ridiculous.Your parents are financially okay?Who told you your mum married your father as a rich man?She stood with him through trying times and now ,you as their daughter is reaping the fruits of her patience.
Below are the reasons why the theory "DON'T DATE BROKE GUYS" is totally wrong!

(1)You asked him to buy or get you something and he couldn't afford it and u decided to leave him for that?If you could afford it ,why didnt you get it in the first place?Though,a man is suppose to carry out some certain duties but dont heap your burden on him ,he is a boyfriend ,not your husband,go meet your parents,they gave birth to you and should be able to take responsibilities on you as long as you are not yet married.

(2)Struggle with him ,work hard and ensure to give him your support .When the story changes ,you are sure to be given the credit.You want an already made man?Then you should be happy hearing this statement from him"I WAS RICH BEFORE I MET YOU".

(3)Obviously,most guys (not all)dont ignore ladies that stood with them during their struggle to success.I hope you know that 2face wasn't rich when he started dating Annie,despite his flaws he still got married to her at the end of the day.Sanyeri(Afonja Olaniyi)a yoruba actor,got married to his girlfriend that was with him before he came into limelight.A very good example is Odunlade Adekola,some of you abuse him for having a ugly wife.Where were the bleach queen actresses when the wife was suffering with him?.Support him girl,you will get the credit soon.

(4) We have so many cases of broke guys who became rich and rich guys who became poor.That broke guy you embarassed today may have another story to tell tomorrow and that rich guy you followed may later dump you for the lady that stood with him during his stuggle.NOTE:Rich guys hardly appreciate a lady they met after their success.Some rich guys are out there without girlfriend ,not because they see no lady but because they doubt if there will be true love.Its believed that Rich guys hardly find true love which is truly embedded in that statement "DONT DATE BROKE GUYS"That means you dated the rich guy for the money not for love.

(5)Several ladies are single out there all in the name of searching for a rich dude.Work for your own money ,rich guys will flock around you,you wont have to search for one again.

(6)Many ladies are in the grave because they wanted a rich guy but unfortunately for them ,they fell victim of ritualist.Do you know how many ladies died because of Iphone4......now we have Iphone7.........Iphone10 will soon be knocking at the door in few years time.


Do you know Iphone8 will be launched soon?So please double your Olosho hustles,so that you can use the latest gadgets.Don't mind any guy that wanna fall in real love with you,they are all heartbreakers as love is dead,Jump like frog from one yahoo boy to another to a married man,and to a sugar daddy......They are the ones that can pay your bills.Don't mind any guy professing love to you ojare.Bleep LOVE!!!!This world is very sweet my sister enjoy and enjoy and enjoy and dont listen to anyone or take up any preaching from anyone.
But I have a good news for you my sister,When that guy you wasting your life with is ready to settle down,he will marry a very decent girl who has a good future ambition,properly trained,well cultured and mannered and he will use you as a testimony in the Church.By then you will be above 30years and your big boobs and ass would have sagged,wrinkled with heavy stretch marks all over and you will be looking extra-ordinarily older than your age because your beauty would have faded off,..Even MaryKay,BlackOpral,Sleek or classic will not stay well on your face again.A word is enough for d wise


Ladies ,be independent .With that you will earn guys respect.Stop being a GOLD DIGGER!

*ATTACK IS 100% ALLOWED

because of u babe, i want go fight bokoboys......
God bless u for this ur post....
Now let them haters start flowing in, like she said, attack is allowed... Once again god bless u n ur family

If u looking for a long lasting perfume, buy aboki perfume n thank me later

Chaii! See yanshes, i swear i no go miss class for once, front seat na my portion for their classes... Sexy ladies

Op, the way GOD go take bless u eehh, even haters go dey run to u for help...... So so bleeping on point... Guys can do dat number 6 nor be small

Op dem ladies don hear, even me self don tap from ur advice, girls no dey kukuma gree for me b4, so i don triple my hustling so as to be successful in every aspect of my life... Thank u op

ikp120:
Even your English is "broke" beyond repairs. Hehehehehe

bros abeg na, forgive the babe, its her opinion, lets respect it

ikp120:
Na wa for these cheap babes everywhere. Na this type we dey use for rituals.

correct guy! 1million likes for u

MVLOX:
I nid to dey check uncompleted buildings and empty houses... Who knws me self go see millions

brace ur self ooo b4 u enter any building, cause u fit see money wey big pass.... The lord is ur strength

Foxyn:
runs outta thread

oga foxyn come back here, do not let me use my gun on ur ar_se

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

Jesuuuuusss! The babe hate u with passion.... Sorry oooo, take heart