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Newspaper86:
All thanks to God and to those people posting job vacancies here, I got a job with six digits salary last week. God bless u all. Amen

babeosisi:
My God
Who is the low life that wrote this
See her mouth

dafeyankee:
His explanation just confirmed it.

He is a confirmed ritualist.

Work he no get. School he no go. Handwork he no learn. And yet Oluwa dey bless him hustle?and oluwa no see those 2 Masters degree holders searching for jobs in Ketu?

Shatap dia blood money guy.

thesicilian:
I hate Africa

ObiOmaMu:
lalasticlala

ShoProperties:
And shes no longer wearing her wedding ring ...this people sef . Baby never clock 1 wedding don crash like our naira

exlinkleads:
Nollywood Actress Tonto Dikeh whose wonderful marriage life is questionable now, considering what the media is writing and poking about her and the hubby, celebrated her son's (Andre) one year birthday with powerful prayers and stunning photos.

Tonto Dikeh who has kept her son's face hidden since she gave birth to him revealed his face on his first birthday and no doubt, Andre looks so much like his father.

See what Tonto wrote on her Instagram page:

tontolet Happy birthday my Love! Where do I even begin! This angel right here was sent from God to do wonders. My son! My little King! You have been my biggest strength and joy. Sometimes I feel as though I need a spare heart to help contain my love for you. (In tears)My baby boy,I have a son. The ocean to my eyes. The calm in my life. The one that soothes my soul with just a glance in your eyes. My prayer for you is that you walk in the path God has set for you. Everything else will fall into place! I will make sure you do not waiver from that set path.

It is my duty as your mother. My obligation to you and the almighty God that put you in my care. As you enter your first year on this earth may you continue to experience abundant happiness and joy. Unexplainable success and favour! Incomprehensible blessing from all corners of the earth. Always remember that your father is the creator of this world. So you must tread it with confidence. He is the almighty God, so do not ever fear or feel flawed in your life. You will do wonders.

As you take your baby steps may they grow into big strides and may you walk into more blessings! Just know that Mummy will be there at your back cheering you on as your personal cheerleader. I love you Baby! Always and forever!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQmaqecDLL2/?hl=en


http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/02/actress-tonto-dikeh-celebrates-his-sons.html

NEHLIVE:
Na Wa. Biko, whose aunt is this?


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/omg-what-is-this.html

contactmorak:
Human right activist, Joe Odumakin shared this note purportedly written by a 9-year-old girl during a counselling session in which she used unpalatable words to describe her father. She wrote "I hate my dad. He is a horrible, a bad father, betrayer, liar, idiot, stupid, wicked, mad, extremely stupid and wicked. I hate him". Wow!

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/05/joe-odumakin-shares-note-written-by-9.html

KingOfAmebo:
We may likely not have seen the end to the ongoing saga between these celebrity couples, more revelation and counter accusations will follow...it's gonna get messy in the next couple of days, Now the police are involved, NDLEA, the EFCC and sadly their poor child will be reading all their outbust online later in the near future.

Their wedding broke the Internet so is their break up.

So how did Tiwa Savage implicate herself?

-You and I never knew TeeBillz is a drug addict until Tiwa (his wife) told us all including the NDLEA...she confirmed seeing him sniff Cocaine in their kitchen.

-You and I never knew TeeBillz was promiscuous until Tiwa (his wife) told us all including human rights activists and his future wife (if any)

-You and I never knew TeeBillz is a fraudster until Tiwa (his wife) told us all including the Police, ICPC and EFCC, Now Buhari is aware.

-You and I never knew TeeBillz is in great debt until Tiwa (his wife) told us all including his business partners, nobody likes to do business with a chronic debtor.

Tiwa Savage just killed a man.

Yet she came crying to the world that she loved her husband and she will always pray for him not to get hurt...well, can somebody tell her that she did not only hurt that man, she put a bullet through his head, killed him and checked if he is still breathing then kissed him saying 'I love you babe'

According to Tiwa "If there is anything that maybe I overlooked, or didn’t love him enough, or made him less of a man, then I am sorry. I am absolutely sorry…Tunji I am sorry. But you know I tried everything, you know I love you so much, and I am sorry, I never wanted to divorce, and I never wanted it to get to this. I want you to get better…and I would always pray for you."

What she said was a typical example of "wen rat dey chop your leg e go dey blow you breeze make you for nor know until e go almost chop the leg finish"

Should any thing happen to Teebillz, Tiwa Savage would have a case to answer.

classicB:
I can't. That's like carrying over one bag of cement

merieam16:
Watin dat 1 kon teach us nw

Priceless24:
Do you have details of the guy who slapped you and the boss? Do you have the cash to file a case against them? If you do den you can find a lawyers office and speak to them about it. They will file a fundamental human rights case against them, if possible join the oga of the oga at abuja, somebody has to pay for those slaps.

If you're really interested in suing, please go to a hospital as soon as possible and have your ear checked out, get a medical report too

If you don't know how to go about it let me know, I can direct you

likeseriously:
Most times I wonder why people do what they do Why not send her packing and find someone who reciprocates your love? When I read about people who kill people out of jealousy or due to marital infidelity, I will just be wondering why That sort of thing was not love in the first place, I mean, you can't profess to love someone and still be an agent of harm to that person tomorrow just because both of you fell out of love.
I have broken up with someone I really loved before and it pained me so much but secretly I wished him well and even remembered him in my prayers. Luckily, after few years we made up and started dating again and this time it is for good. That's why I don't understand all these break up and die or cheat and die stories everywhere. It is even sadder that women are always at the receiving end.

Mr. Man you better get that very gun and finish up yourself wella because once you get well, you would be held responsible for your actions. See him, when he was pulling the trigger to shoot his wife, his hands were strong but when it got to his own he became jittery...people love life so much but do not value that of others.
You better find a way and die.

samflexxy:
He's not ready to settle down I think you should accept one of your suitors your current boy friend might be a play boy you know

AfricanApple:
most of our naija men are fond of putting their siblings as their next of kin thereby leaving the wife to suffer if he dies before her, not even when she has been very submissive like most of you are obsessed with. they also forgets that they have children that the wife would now be left with the burden of taking care of them alone

why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emech:
We are conducting a search for Nigeria's most reliable car, from comfort, repair cost, car parts, service cost, how often it breaks down, design, it's extraordinary that we look at invention that has been in the marketplace for some time, much less second-hand product.

If you think your car is the best of the bunch, enter your car model and year into this post and we'll collect and compile the data as a poll once we have enough information to start one.

The 10 most reliable cars according to Warranty Direct UK:
1. Honda Accord - A classy package, well put together and feels more special than the average family car. Superb engines and value for money.
2. Subaru Forester - Not quite an off roader, much more than an estate with a sporty edge, making it the perfect combination. Great all round buy.
3. Mazda MX-5 - Blueprint for the modern roadster with sweet handling and engines to match. Extremely easy to live with.
4. Mitsubishi Carisma - Despite the name, not that interesting to look at or drive, but that's not the point. Here is a no-nonsense hatchback that won't let you down.
5. Toyota Yaris - Superminis don't come better. Bags of room and perky engines. Probably the best small car buy.
6. Honda Civic - Solid build quality and good engines are just part of the appeal, the Civic is one of the most spacious small cars around. Great value.
7. Nissan Almera - A dull package, but that's no reason to dismiss the Almera which is practical and perfect for the smaller family who need a big boot and utter reliability.
8. Honda CR-V - Proof that you don't need an XXXL 4x4. Here is a four-wheel drive estate that is flexible, easy to drive and own.
9. Toyota RAV4 - So few four-wheel drives are fun to drive. This car is suitably sporty, but very practical. Expensive used buy but worth it.
10. Nissan Micra - The driving school favourite. Tough, fairly roomy, but with its light controls is easy to steer around town.

Regards,
The Auto Care Forum Team.
www.autocare.com.ng

mifavour:
will he also go down on his kneee to apologize to me when he does sth wrong if he can i can.

Ishilove:
A suspected male suicide bomber who was allegedly dressed with a bomb hidden under his cloth was apprehended and burnt alive some few minutes after 1pm this afternoon at the Gombe Line Park in Gombe state. Residents of the area said the man was preparing to blow himself up when he was spotted. The mob refused to hand him over to the police and immediately set him on fire.

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SOURCE:http://www.nigeriatell.com/



http://saharareporters.com/2014/11/18/jungle-justice-meted-out-man-plotting-bomb-bus-station-gombe

Is jungle justice the answer?

FrancisTony:
Durh! If a girl is hardworking, no guy will ever lie just to get into her pant.

Only lazy girls who depend solely on the guy money, would cry foul later on.

taiwoflb:
can i hit both

jonaji:
So you are presented with these two buttons to hit one....... Which would you hit ?? Wisdom is profitable to direct !!!

killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

Tallesty1:
Start bringing women home.

Tell her to sleep at the boy's quarter or guest room when your gf visits

Or better still sacrifice her to the gods of your village.


BTW this is nairaland not Egypt


So stop writing in codes.

Dats it my broda, u have said it all

But on serious note@OP. I don't advice you to do anything to safe your marriage.

To cheat on a man is a big crime and to speak it to his face and dare him is another serious offense.

Bundle her back to her parents before she kills you.

coogar:
to be fair to her, she's correct!

you cheated once, it's only fair you get your comeuppance. don't worry yourself too much - she's done the deed already. dust yourself up & pretend everything is a dream.

berem:
When a man cheats, they say its a man's world and men are polygamous in nature. When a woman cheats,all hell let loose and she's called a sort of names and she's even thrown out of her matrimonial home.

Ini Edo,its time to move on babes. Life must surely go on!

impactz: At least some girls are different... just like Handysuzy(f)

farano: Not interested in their body structure....More interested in their pocket structure Make I zoom their pockets sha