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Romance / Re: For Singles: What's Your Biggest Fear About Getting Married? by stansaintly(m): 5:20am On Dec 09, 2021
BadRadio:
As for me, I can't stand the sight of a fat woman... sorry, no disrespect to all the beautiful fat ladies out there... its just that everyone has got their own spec...there's this thing between me and slim ladies.

My future wife has better not get fat with protruding belly, else I will personally introduce my slim side chick to her. I don't like what I hategrin


That's my biggest feargrin

If you think that marriage is a smooth sail, then you are a joker. Women are the same. If you see good shaped ones, they will have bad characters. To be frank, God must be involved to have one perfect or you start to endure what what you can't cure.

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Education / Re: Dead Woman In Morturay Comes Back To Life In UNIBEN Anatomy Class (VIDEO) by stansaintly(m): 3:48pm On Nov 19, 2021
Sixsigmahub:
Update from

A woman who passed away has reportedly come back to life at a mortuary in the University of Benin Teaching Hospital, Benin City, Edo state during anatomy students practical session.

According to an eyewitnesses at the scene, the woman’s body was deposited at the mortuary by her family and after they finalizing documentation, they left.

Anatomy students at the University of Benin were said to have gotten set to use the body for practical when she suddenly woke up and they fled.

But when they gained their composure, they returned to help the woman back on her feet and take her to a waiting car.

The viral video shows students and staff in the mortuary premises expressing shock at the incident as the woman walked out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nepdzz8wMZA

https:///dead-woman-in-mortuary-comes-back-to-life-in-uniben-anatomy-class-video/

What God cannot do doesn't exist

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Science/Technology / Re: 50 Million Cannibal Crabs Shut Down Roads In Australia (Pictures, Video) by stansaintly(m): 8:14am On Nov 19, 2021
Gospelpreacher1:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH99TZwjbns

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16762775/moment-50-million-cannibal-crabs-shut-roads/amp/

Oyibo can waste food.

Haba mana, see manner from above and they were too blind to understand the handwriting. De poor crabs know where dem fit go and their life go remain for dem sha

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Celebrities / Re: Peter & Paul Okoye Treat Guests To Their Hit Songs To Celebrate Birthday (Video) by stansaintly(m): 7:47am On Nov 19, 2021
damilola4162:


https://newspremises.com.ng/peter-and-paul-okoye-treat-guests-to-their-hit-songs-as-they-celebrate-their-birthday-video/

It is nice seeing them together again.

Sometimes it is good to taste something new to be able to appreciate the former experience
Family / Re: 9 Different Types Of Sex In Marriage!!!!! by stansaintly(m): 5:06pm On Nov 18, 2021
culf:
Healing and punishment sex? naaaaa
yes, you heard it right
Family / Re: 9 Different Types Of Sex In Marriage!!!!! by stansaintly(m): 5:04pm On Nov 18, 2021
dangotesmummy:
grin

That explains why there is population explosion in nigeria particularly in the north

sex isn't all about procreation
Family / Re: 9 Different Types Of Sex In Marriage!!!!! by stansaintly(m): 4:50pm On Nov 18, 2021
You are a spoilt person op mtchewww
yet you read it down to the last dot
Sports / Football Taunt by stansaintly(m): 4:36pm On May 18, 2021
One offside goal scored then everywhere scattered.
3 plasma TV broken.
5 remotes broken.
2 OX fan spoiled.
1 ceiling fan removed.
3 decoders damaged.
8 benches broken.
17 people beaten.
Viewing center roof spoiled.

Even the God of viewing centers will never pray for you to score talk less of winning cos that place will be burnt down. Well...I'm not surprised, a team that doesn't have it's own stadium can't protect someone's property.....

Lord Please� save us with another loss to this Agbero FC

Family / Re: 9 Different Types Of Sex In Marriage!!!!! by stansaintly(m): 8:18pm On Apr 01, 2021
AddictedToTech:
Una punishment sexz different from my own.

I make sure she no fit waka for the next three days

Punishment sex must have sweet-pain effect
Family / Re: 9 Different Types Of Sex In Marriage!!!!! by stansaintly(m): 8:16pm On Apr 01, 2021
Remember, you mustn't beat her to show your displeasure. Use your body to show him or her that the parade has changed from slow to quick match. Sweet-pain
Family / Re: 9 Different Types Of Sex In Marriage!!!!! by stansaintly(m): 8:13pm On Apr 01, 2021
bukatyne:


From my little research, punishment sex is well..... to punish.

Perhaps the 'corrector' would be cold to the 'correctee', deprive them of what they want or ride them roughly to express their displeasure.

My point is it is not 'intended' to be pleasurable.

The OP can shed more light.



Just as I stated it and I will still maintain my stand. Depriving your partner sex is totally out of it. Punishment sex is when you ride on your partner to the point (s)he will understand it.
Family / 9 Different Types Of Sex In Marriage!!!!! by stansaintly(m): 3:58pm On Apr 01, 2021
1. RECONCILIATION SEX:- Sex is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage. If you don't use SEX to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate sex as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict.

2. HEALING SEX:- There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good Sex I mean very good Sex. Healing sex is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don't rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull's eye. Please Husbands, don't throw your weight on her if it's for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%.

3. PUNISHMENT SEX:- When I counsel couples, are times I hear spouses say "Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of sex", or "since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again". That is as senseless as saying "since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school". It's foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more sex as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using sex. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment sex is very hot. �

4. MEMORABLE SEX:- This is a very special kind of sex that you organise and plan for. Every couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn't go to hotel if you can't afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and on the blue or green bulb. Use good perfume and the Angels will bear you witness.

5. QUICK SURPRISED SEX:- This is a sex that married couples should do often to build their love life. One "Quickie" is stronger than 100 Love Charms from India or oshogbo. A Quickie is that very fast sex that a couple does in ODD places or in ODD position. Usually one spouse surprises the other with it. You don't take formal permission quickies. You just start it just like that. MARRIAGES WITHOUT QUICKIES HAVE QUICK PROBLEMS AND BREAK QUICK. Spouses who don't believe in surprise sex are analogue and expired. Quickies can be done in the car. Drive her to a corner and pretend as if the car didn't start. It can take place on kitchen sink or at the balcony or inside swimming pool or in garden.

6. EXERCISE SEX:- This type should happen frequently especially in the mornings. God did it that the male organ wakes up in the morning erect to greet it's Owner - the Wife. So as much as humanly possible, let every wife answer the morning greeting. God's mercies are New Every Morning. Great is His Faithfulness. Mercy and Faithfulness are co-joined twins.

7. ENCOURAGEMENT SEX:- You use this type of Sex to encourage your Spouse to do something or Not to do something. There are times he wants to do something that you think is not the best of decision, just come in the most seductive way and delay him. When he is exhausted after you have drilled him, speak softly and he will say "I didn't know that was what you were saying before, now I understand you".

8. REWARD SEX:- This is the type that you reward your spouse for achieving something unique or for exceeding expectations. Reward Sex is not just one round but extended over a period of time. Reward Sex is an open check to do whatever he or she loves. It's extra ordinary.

9. PROCREATION SEX:- This is sex you do purely for pregnancy. When you need child, the best style is the one that gives the husband maximum penetration. Support your wife with pillow is you aren't a longman. But you must make sure it is as wet as wetness can be. Sperm needs wetness to swim inside the womb. When he releases he must remain inside there for a few minutes. Don't pull fast.

I BELIEVE YOU ARE BLESSED WITH THE MESSAGE?

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Politics / Men! It Is Better To Be Parted Than To Party With A Devourer by stansaintly(m): 4:37pm On Mar 24, 2021
"My Wife’s Salary Was a Mystery Until I discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth

“In 2016 she told me her salary was GHC950. And then two years later, when she got promoted, I asked about her salary and she said, “Oh these people, don’t mind them. They added only Ghc350 to my old salary. Because of her meager salary, I’ve taken up so many responsibilities in the house without complaint. I pay for utilities and pay for food. I pay the fees of our two kids, clothe them, and take care of their medical bills. When my wife sends me a grocery list, she adds sanitary pads. She buys dresses and clothes, comes to show them to me, and asks me to pay for them. She started talking about a car when our second child came in. Things weren’t good on my side so I asked her to give me some time. She said, “I’ve saved something. I can add it to what you have so you pay me when your money comes.”

I agreed and took that money from her, topped it up to get her a car. For three months my ears never rest. She would wake up at dawn and ask me to pay what I owed her. I got tired and paid the money when I didn’t have much in my account.

One evening, I turned my laptop on and saw a lot of emails. I checked and it was my wife’s email that had been opened. I asked her, “Did you use my laptop?” She answered, “Yeah I was checking something.” I told her, “Then you didn’t log out.” She answered, “I forgot. Please log out for me.” I was about to log out when something caught my attention. I saw a mail with the subject, “January Payslip.” I opened and started going through. When I saw her gross salary, I was shocked. GHC4,734? And this girl has been crying poverty?

I went through the details. That night I couldn’t sleep. I was angry. I felt let down. I felt cheated. I felt played. We’ve been married for six good years and my wife earned that much without my knowledge? How much she earned didn’t bother me a lot than what she was using that money for. I decided not to talk immediately but rather do a little bit of investigation.

All my life I’ve held the view that it wasn’t right for anyone to go through their partner’s phone. It’s an invasion of privacy and it breeds mistrust in the relationship but that night, going through her phone was the only way to find out what I was looking for. I started with her best friend. Nothing much was found. Her family had a Whatsapp group. I read the messages there. I got few hints. I went through the chat with her father and that was when I realized my wife had bought a piece of land and had started building. Her father was in charge of the project. He had sent photos of the various stages of the building. At some point, her father said, “Thank you for helping out your brother. He would have been home had it not been you.”

She has only one brother—her senior brother. I went to look for the chat between them. Her senior brother lost his job and was home doing nothing so my wife bought her Hyundai i10 to use for Uber. Every week, her brother rendered an account and they split the money. From all indications, my wife was doing well for herself while she plays poor so she could rely on my salary. Why would she do that? I thought I was being a supportive husband so my wife could be proud of the man she married. When we bought land, it was her name and my name that appeared on the land title. That car I bought for her with a loan from her bears her name. I didn’t mind. I believed what’s hers was also mine.

The next morning she realized I wasn’t looking well. I was boiling on the inside but looking for a good opportunity to start the conversation. When I calmed down a little, I asked her, “So why would you do that to me?” She asked, “What have I done?” I answered, “You bought land, you never told me. You started building on it, you never told me. When are you going to tell me?” She was shocked. She asked, “Who told you all that?” I said, “Your father did.” She stood quiet for a while. She asked, “Why would my father tell you all that? What were you people talking about” I said, “I don’t know. You can ask him.”

We left it there. Some minutes later she came to me with her phone: “My father wants to talk to you.” The phone was already on a loudspeaker. His father was clearly angry. He asked, almost shouting, “You said I told you my daughter has a building? Where did I say that and when?” I asked, “Is it not true that my wife has a building project going on that you’re supervising?” He asked me, “I told you that?” I asked, “Is it true or not?” After the back and forth I told them, “I read your messages last night. I saw the pictures. I read the various budget you had sent to my wife. I read the confirmation of the money receipts that you sent her. You’re a man. Would you be happy if your wife does this to you?” He started fumbling. He started apologizing saying he thought I was aware.”

My wife stood there motionless, didn’t know what to say. When her father hung up, I told her everything I knew, from her salary to the car she bought for her brother. I said, “Yet, even your sanitary pad, I buy them. You think I’m a fool? You’ll use your money to acquire your own properties and live on mine because you’re my wife? I hear. We’ll see.”

Trust was lost. Love was broken. We had to find a new way of living our lives going forward. Her father called me every morning and evening apologizing for everything and sometimes taking up the blame so I didn’t have to blame his daughter. I told him, “The emotional state I’m in right now, it would be hard to think straight or think forgiveness. Just give me space.” Three days later, they were in our house. The father, the mother, and the senior brother. They came to apologize. “Don’t let this break up the beautiful marriage you both have. If nothing at all, consider the kids and be lenient in your judgment.”

I listened to them. My position was still the same. “I need time to clear my mind. Just leave me alone to think.” From last month to this moment that I’m writing this, my wife had changed totally. She doesn’t ask for money but the house is being run smoothly. She has started paying for things she never paid for but that doesn’t move me. She has taught me a very great lesson and I’m taking it seriously. That in everything, I have to look out for myself and my family first. Last she told me, “If you want us to change the names on those properties, we can do so.” Guess whose name is on the property…her father’s name.”

I told her, “You don’t need to change anything. They are yours. You suffered for them so you can decide what you want to do with them.” The land I bought has our names. I’m selling it and take my money back. The car she’s driving has her name. I put a for-sale sticker on it some weeks ago. She agreed she’ll pay for the car. I’ve given her two months to pay up or I sell it and take my money. She’s getting the message and I’m glad. Each one for himself, God for us all. She keeps asking if I’m going to leave her. I keep telling her I won’t but if she wants a divorce, I will gladly give her. I’m not going to leave the marriage. I would give us some time to heal and see what may happen but when it comes to money, I’ve taken the lesson she taught me through her actions.”
Science/Technology / Wonders, As They Often Say, Won't Cease To Happen by stansaintly(m): 10:15am On Feb 25, 2021
This is one of if not the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. Snake swallowed AK rifle.

Politics / Help Me With An Answer Please. by stansaintly(m): 6:34pm On Feb 03, 2021
If Air Force is for air
Navy for water and
Army is for land

Where does police belong?
Culture / The Most Humble King: His Royal Majesty Eze G.N. Ineke, The Echemugo 1 Of Abba-o by stansaintly(m): 3:14pm On Jan 27, 2021
Late HRM Eze G.N. Ineke, the Echemugo 1 of Abba-omega was a paramount ruler of the ancient Aba omege/Abba-omega kingdom. Before he was crowned a king, he was not just wealthy but also a powerful man that led his people to conquer and silence some external aggressions. His good character and philanthropic gesture made him to become the darling of his people and wish/desire of the neighbouring towns.

Oh! What happened to "Aṅu ana agba égbè ọ nata nri"? His friend, just like in one of the Shakespeare's works "Julius Caesar" when Caesar discovered that he had used all his strength fighting his enemy whom he presumed was afar off. He was shocked to know that it was his confidant, whom he dined and wined together put a sword that severed the thread that held his life. "Even you Brute?" He asked.

HRM Eze GN Ineke, the entire Abba-omega kingdom bled as you were lowered to the mother earth on the 15th of January 2021. You fought a good fight. You gave your wealth, your pleasure, your health and your life just to secure the unity of the kingdom.

May you live on His Royal Majesty

Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Difference Between A Coffin And A Casket? by stansaintly(m): 8:23am On Jan 06, 2021
Coffins:


Have 6 sides. They are designed to taper off at the bottom to accommodate the feet.

Originally they were used because they were seen as more efficient uses of wood.

Caskets became popular over the past 200 years because they are seen as being slightly less morbid —the 4-sided shape being less reminiscent of a dead body.

Fun stuff, right?

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Nairaland / General / What Is The Difference Between A Coffin And A Casket? by stansaintly(m): 8:22am On Jan 06, 2021
Many people often confuse the two.

What you are looking at below is not a coffin.


It is a casket.

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Education / We Often Use Acronyms That We Do Not Know Their Meaning In Our Everyday Lives by stansaintly(m): 8:06pm On Aug 22, 2020
We often use acronyms that we do not know their meaning in our everyday lives. Some of us also use some abbreviations that we do not their meaning. Well today, we'll be looking at the meaning of some of those common acronyms and abbreviations we we use every day.. Stay tuned.


1) WIFI: This simply means "Wireless fidelity"

It is a technological inbuilt tool used to wirelessly connect two or more gadgets together.

For example; You can connect two phones together with the help of a WiFi. You can also connect your phone to a laptop or an internet provider through a WiFi.


The WiFi can be said to be the improved and upgraded version of the Bluetooth.



2) CCTV: This means "Closed Circuit Television".

The CCTV can be described as a video surveillance system that monitors and transmits visual signals to a limited set of screens or monitor devices.



3) POS : Most of us use this machine on a daily basis without an idea of what it means. Well, POS Machine means "Point of sale".

This is usually a small machine that helps in executing debits and credits through the use of an ATM card. The POS machine usually has a small screen where transactions are monitored.



4) ATM: Automated teller machine

This machine is always accessible through the use of an ATM card. Just like the POS machine, the ATM machine is also used to process monetary transactions (credit and debit)

5) DVD : Digital Versatile Disk

Even with the ever increasing demand for decoders, the DVD can still be found in many homes.

6) BVN: Bank verification number

This number can be used as a means of identification. It is very important that you keep your "Bank Verification Number" safe and secure as it can be used for fraudulent activities if not well safeguarded.

7) OTP: This means "One Time Password"

It is a security measure incase you are subject to theft or any form of fraudulent activities. The number or code sent to you is usually functional for about five minutes or more after which it becomes unable to use.

Pls do give out your OTP number to people you do not trust.

cool DATE: i bet many of us do not know that DATE in regards to time means "Day and time Evolution". Well, now you know.



9) B. C: "Before Christ". This is was the Era before the coming of Jesus Christ.

For example we could say that Moses was born in the year 19BC.

10) A.D: Just like the B. C, the A.D is also used to refer to an era. However, the AD means "Anno Dominni" which means "After death when translated in English.

For example ; The world is currently in the 21st century AD.



11) BCE : This means" Before Common Era". The BCE is originally used as a substitute for the BC

12) CE: This means "Christian era" The CE is used as a substitute for the AD.

13) A. M: This means" Ante Meridiem. The AM is used to describe the early hours of a day.

14) P. M: "Post Meridiem". The P. M is used to describe the late hours of the day.

13) DNA : Deoxyribo-nucleic Acid



14) BYE : Be with you Everytime

15) VIP : Very important person

16) NEWSPAPER : How many of us knows that the word newspaper is an acronym for "North, East, West, South Past and Present News"? I guess we all know now.



17)Sim card: Subscriber Identification Module

18) RAM: Random Access Memory

19) ROM: Read Only Memory

20) PIN: Personal identification number

21) POLICE: The word police can have many meanings, but let's take a look at two of most acceptable meanings of Police.

* POLICE as a governmental institution means " Protection of life and investigating Criminal Establishment"

* POLICE when referred to as individuals means " Public officer for legal investigation and criminal Emergency "



22) SWAT: Special weapons and tactics

23) ECOWAS: Economic community for West African states.

24) ICU: Intensive Care Unit.

This is a section or ward in the hospital where critically I'll patients are placed under aggressive monitoring.

25) NAFDAC: National Agency For Food and Drug administration

26) AIDS: Acquired immuno deficiency Syndrome

27) HIV: Human Immuno Deficiency Virus

28) EMAIL: Electronic mail

29) Gmail: Graphical mail

30) Google : Global Organization of Oriented Group Language of Earth

31) SMS: Short message service

32) 3D: Three dimensional

33) RSVP: Alot of Nigerians interprete this as "Rice Stew Very Plenty" which is obviously wrong given that the word RSVP is actually a French acronym '' Repondez S' il vous plait".

In English it means one should reply to an invitation. So pls try and get your mind off "Rice and stew very plenty" when next you see RSVP.



I hope you enjoyed this article, kindly encourage me by clicking on the like and follow buttons for more educative articles like this. I'll also appreciate if you can share this article.. Thanks

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Politics / The Bitter Truth The Nigerians Should Know by stansaintly(m): 9:30am On Aug 04, 2020
The president of a nation receives glory of work well done and blame for work badly done.

We have three major ethic groups in Nigeria, the Igbo, the Hausa and Yoruba. All operate and contribute to the national treasury according to their capacity and from the national purse many projects are awarded.

Now, my annoyance is that among all the six geopolitical zones each time there's a federal presence on South Eastern geopolitical zone people and papers would be shouting above their voices reminding Southeasterners how to be happy and how to be thankful to the Federal Government (the president) as if they are not part of the country.

Come on, where are the projects self? 2nd Niger bridge? What a hell are we saying? The bridge will or serves the same purpose as Niger bridge at Abeokuta in Kogi State, that it is in Kogi State doesn't mean that it's only useful to the North Central only.

Look at what is (has been) happening in Wharf, Tin can seaport, if not for tribal or regional sentiment our economy would have been better.

Let's stop that shit, let nobody tell me to asslick someone that performed his/her constitutional duty because I'm tired of hearing that Igbo should be grateful to some certain government when it is obvious that they receive the least.
Literature / Re: Ijeoma Oluo's "So You Want To Talk About Race" Is New York Number 1 Bestseller by stansaintly(m): 6:46pm On Jun 13, 2020
Depressed101:
Nigerian American Writer Becomes New York Number 1 Bestseller

I was scrolling through Instagram today when I saw this post, a list of New York Bestseller, most of which where about racism... I took a closer look at the picture and found out that the number 1 new York best seller for Paperback nonfiction book this week was "SO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT RACE" by a Nigerian-American.

Her name is Ijeoma Oluo I had to goto NY times website to confirm, here you go see for yourself : https://www.nytimes.com/books/best-sellers/

Her biography
Ijeoma Oluo is a Seattle-based writer, speaker, and Internet Yeller. She’s the author of the New York Times Best-Seller So You Want to Talk about Race, published in January by Seal Press. Named one of the The Root’s 100 Most Influential African Americans in 2017, one of the Most Influential People in Seattle by Seattle Magazine, one of the 50 Most Influential Women in Seattle by Seattle Met, and winner of the of the 2018 Feminist Humanist Award by the American Humanist Society, Oluo’s work focuses primarily on issues of race and identity, feminism, social and mental health, social justice, the arts, and personal essay. Her writing has been featured in The Washington Post, NBC News, Elle Magazine, TIME, The Stranger, and the Guardian, among other outlets.

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ijeoma_Oluo

If it were a bad thing now it would have a different tittle. You will remember that she is an Igbo
Politics / Corona Wahala by stansaintly(m): 6:14am On Mar 20, 2020
C O R O N A V I R U S:

USA: Releases $1 Trillion Emergency stimulus; to pay each citizen $1,000.

UK: Releases £330 Billion Business Loan Package.

Germany: Releases $600 billion stimulus.

Canada: Releases C$20 Billion Economic Relief Package. Stops payment of Rents.

Italy: Releases 26 billion. They will pay the rent, pay baby sitter 600 euro.

Nigeria: Removed #20.00 from fuel.

Who swear for Nigeria like this?���
Politics / Re: EZUGWU MRAP: Nigerian-Made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle By Army by stansaintly(m): 7:28pm On Oct 25, 2019
Gforce2015:
Why yeast name ?
Just a question , anyway...

Bigot, it's because they're brain behind it

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Crime / The Rise And Fall Of Derico Nwamama - Nigeria King Of The Underworld by stansaintly(m): 11:25am On Oct 01, 2019
THE RISE AND FALL OF DERICO NWAMAMA - Nigeria King Of The Underworld �

It was 18 years ago —The year 2001, and everything was quite Topsy-Turvy in Nigeria — The Nation was still smarting from the Y2K scare that the world was going to come to an abrupt End ☺.....and all computers would stop functioning at the exact strike of midnight on the 31st of December, 1999.

I remember arguing with a lad....the young boy said that after year 2000, the next year gonna be year 3000 �

In fact, It was an era which Doomsday prophets went gaga, milking an ignorant populace from their brisk and dark businesses as they went around screaming the world was going to end.....Chaiiiiii ☺

Nigeria was also experiencing the post-delivery pangs of democracy having just regained freedom from stifling military rule in 1999 following General Sani Abacha’s sudden and mysterious death.

....But away from all these superficial trivia,...there were more disturbing issues heating up the polity and one of the most nerves tangling of these was insecurity �

Insecurity was all over the land, and the speed and ferocity with which violence was spreading was heartbreaking � , to say the least....Nigeria has had her fair share of notorious armed robbers like Dr Ishola Oyenusi and Abiodun Egunjobi who terrorized South-West .....While Lawrence Anini who dealt with South-South.

And Here Is The Story Of a 22 years Old Derico Nwamama who held South-East to a stand-still (mostly Anambrans) His real name is Okwudili Ndiwe a.k.a "Derico Nwamama"

� THE RISE AND FALL OF DERICO NWAMAMA:

Derico started out as a Street Urchin in Onitsha, then graduated to a pick pocket and then to a dreaded Criminal whose mere mention of his name sent shivers � down the spines of everyone in the entire South East part of Nigeria.

� THE RISE OF DERICO:

Indeed, long before Derico became famous for his Exploits in the City of Onitsha....The entire Anambra State was under the control of another Ruthless, Merciless and Cold Blooded Armed Robber known as Chiejina.

Under the Reign of Chiejina and his gang, all residents of Onitsha were living in fear and trembling �

In fact a Policeman � � once told horrifying story about Chiejina

.....He said that "on 16th of February 1999, two days after valentine celebration, Chiejina, acting on a tip off besieged a family in Onitsha hoping to get money � from the man of the house — but unfortunately, the man didn’t come home with money, he had gone to the bank � before going home.

Chiejina became so enraged that he grabbed the man’s 4months old son, threatened to throw the baby from a 3 storey building, and when the man and his wife weren’t forthcoming with his demands, he flung the baby from 3 storey building and shot the man twice in the head"! �

� CHIEJINA WAS VERY RUTHLESS �:

In fact reports have it that he forced families to have incest in front of him for his own amusement �

He forced Fathers to sleep with their daughters and Mothers to sleep with their sons, and Refusal meant death!

� DERICO AND CHIEJINA'S FRIENDSHIP:

Derico and Chiejina were very good friends and also colleagues in the Armed Robbery Business, friendship that started during the famous Umuleri/Aguleri War.

But Derico was not based in Onitsha then, he was based in Abuja, Federal Capital territory.

He only visits East from time to time to carry out his robbery operations with terror — And after raining a torrent of bullets and on our ill-equipped Police officers and Civilians, he would speed back to his safe haven, with his loot Safe on the laps of power, Luxury & comfort.

But according to reports, wahala started in November 1999, when the then Obi Of Onitsha, HRH Obi Ofala Okagbue rallied Onitsha-Ado Youths to help curb the ever rising Crime in the City to enable indigenes who ran away to return for the Christmas Celebration of that year...☺

Ado youths then sat together with some of the notorious armed robbers to know how to settle them and have peace return to the City of Onitsha...Chiejina and Derico were present in the meeting!

But after the meeting, the deadly Chiejina refused to stand down, in fact he attacked some members of the Ado Youth and became even more Ruthless in the entire State! �

Ado Youths then sought the help of his bosom friend Derico, they decided to give him a taste of his own medicine!

They liaised with Derico and some special Police Officers � to raid Chiejina and his gang —The Operation was not totally successful because Chiejina was not present at the time but members of his gang were rounded up and sent to The Central Police Station, Onitsha.

When Chiejina learnt what happened, he felt betrayed by his bosom friend, Derico, and without thinking about the consequences, called on his right hand man who also doubled as his bike man, Amobi, to take him straight to Derico’s parent’s house �

On getting there, he met Derico’s father and decorated the man with lots of bullets! �

Derico heard about it, he set out for revenge immediately, he ran into Chiejina close to Emmanuel Church at Ugwunokpamba road, Onitsha and pumped in lots of bullets into the Great Chiejina .....�and the Iroko of the Underworld fell into a gutter...'DEAD'.

Derico then put Chiejina into a wheelbarrow and wheeled him to the Police � Station at Isiokwe, Onitsha.

Unconfirmed report claimed that Chiejina didn’t die on the spot, that while in the wheel barrow, he begged Derico to kill him and not take him to the Police Station alive.

Derico then obliged and pumped in one final shot to end the evil reign of one of Nigeria’s meanest Criminals! �

On getting to the Police Station, Officers were dancing � and celebrating, they lifted Derico up as their Hero and celebrated him as the King Of The Town.

Little did they know that they just crowned a more wicked soul, the King and Protector of Onitsha! �

"Indeed The Derico You Know Was “BORN” On The Day He Killed Chiejina"

.......After the death of Chiejina — Derico became the undisputed Emperor of Terror in the Land �

The Entire Anambra State was in soup and the environs will not be spared too!

At some point, Derico used the town of Umuleri as his hideout — Then from there, he would issue threatening messages to the police that they will pay for killing members of his gang.

He also maintained bases in other towns like Agbor, Benin and Asaba.....The traders in Onitsha could not display their wares with peace while many slept with one eye open.

Derico sacked commercial banks in Onitsha,Carting away Millions � of Naira �

Travellers who had to Pass through the state held their breathes, Expecting the hoodlum to strike anytime.

The then Governor of the State, Chinwoke Mbadinuju, became an old man over night with worries on how to handle the menace of Derico �‍♂

He was described as the personification of terror.
From Nnewi to Nkpor, down to Onitsha, Up to Asaba, From the villages in Umuleri to towns in Ihiala.

.....the old and the young, Men, women and Children were terrified at the mere whisper of Derico Nwamama �

He took over people’s Lands, Businesses, Wives and all his members including members of his family got away with anything because they were related to him!

At that time, he was said to be invisible and could not be arrested — He could disappear Or Vanish with the aid of diabolical charms.

According to reports, Derico Nwamama killed over 200 people including 25 police officers whose lives he mercilessly wasted.

He was a master of countless bus robberies and will not blink twice before pumping his hot lead bullets into the beating hearts of helpless victims.

And after his successful raids, he would boast and declare himself invincible �

Derico seemed to have placed a lot of faith and confidence in the charms prepared for him by the traditional witch doctors �‍♂

Indeed, Governor Mbadinuju was not the only one worried about the reign of terror perpetrated by Derico Nwamama ... as even President Olusegun Obasanjo was enraged that the criminal was left to unleash terror in a part of Nigeria.

The police were helpless and had lost many men to the dreaded bandit and seemed at wits end on what to do to bring him and his gang to book.

In May 2001, the Anambra State Police Command launched "Operation Derico" which was aimed at capturing Derico & his gangs at all cost �

The Police Managed to arrest some of Derico's men but he was still elusive as he kept operating with reckless abandon, robbing, Killing & Kidnapping

� THE FALL OF DERICO NWAMAMA :

In December of year 2000, Derico and his gang committed the worst crime known to man till date! �

They attacked a 59-seater-Luxurious Bus filled to the brim at the Popular Upper Iweka road - The bus was about to leave the pack for Lagos.

After robbing every single person in the bus, they decided to kill everybody on board! Including women and children,and mercilessly, the devil himself (Derico) gave the order and his men shot all the passengers, execution style and left them for dead! (Only 4 survived the ordeal)!

After that horrible incident, the then Governor of Anambra State, Chinwoke Mbadinuju didn’t have any other choice but to bring in the "Dreaded Bakassi Boys" to help save the State ✅

On Tuesday, July 3, 2001, (If this date is your birthday, then you deserve one bottle of malt plus one plate of Nkwobi � because that was the day Onitsha, and indeed Anambra State was liberated)!..

Hallelujah �����

Issoritte, let us continue � �

On the 3rd of July, 2001, Derico was in a bus going from Agbor to Onitsha, on getting to the Onitsha axis of the Bridge Head, The Dreaded Bakassi Boys stopped the bus.

Sensing danger �, The Crime Lord Jumped the Window to run away, but before he could make the first after jumping out, the nearest Bakassi member on the scene chopped off his left ear � and that was how Derico was captured �

.....and For a man who thought he was above the law and could not be captured, it was funny how he started crying � and pleading for his life — He was taken to Borromeo Hospital for treatment because he was bleeding profusely.

When news of his capture broke, every single human being in Anambra State celebrated as if it was the second coming of Christ! ���

Indeed, Derico met his end in the most awful manner!

Before then, the Bakassi Boys had developed a terrible and blood chilling reputation for dealing with suspects and Derico's days were surely numbered from when he was caught.

On 9th July 2001, 6days after Derico was captured at the Niger Bridge, the Bakassi Boys did to him what many had earlier predicted ✅

....chanting war songs, they drove in their convoy � around the town and ended at the Ochanja Market Junction along the popular Upper Iweka Road in Onitsha

As their buses came to a halt, shouts of excitement and expectation rented the air ☺

Many knew the fate that would befall Derico, so they all trooped to the spot to witness the final judgement on him —Derico was dragged out from the bus, looking gaunt and severely beaten, a trademark of the vigilante group.

His body bore cuts and gashes, a testament to what he must have gone through in their hands —He must also have known that the day of reckoning has come.

He was in obvious pains but no one seemed to care — Still chanting war songs and egged on by the enchanted crowd, one of the commanders of the Bakassi Boys named Okpompi, addressed the crowd, telling them they were in the state not for politics but to fight crime.

He handed over the microphone � to the now trembling Derico who, like a coward, began begging �for his life to be spared.....He made feeble attempts at declaring his innocence:

".....My name is Oddy, alias Derico, alias Nwa Mama. I appeal to you the people of Anambra State, please don’t kill me, I don’t like evil — It was when I killed Chiejina that people thought I am a strong guy, you know.....I trust Bakassi Boys. They are strong"

He also confessed that he had two other powerful protectors, one being a member of the Anambra State House of Assembly while the other was the chairman of a local government council —What was to follow remains one of the most macabre displays of public executions in Nigeria.

"Take A Pause At This Point And Place Yourself On The Scene! ....Mind You, This Popular DERICO Was Just 22 Years Old When His Head Left His Shoulders!!!

His severed head rolled on the floor before the crowd while his convulsing body collapsed on the ground,
With the speed of a guillotine, a cutlass handled in the strong arm of one of the Bakassi Boys flew and came down with an unforgiving thud, landing on Derico’s slim neck.

In a flash, Derico was beheaded �

"Please, mercy for me.... Nobody can identify me as having robbed him. People just believe that I am a strong guy"

He confessed that while he was on the run �, he was sheltered by a member of the National Assembly in Abuja with bright-red blood gushing from his carotid arteries.

It was like a sacrifice to the gods had just taken place — The crowd was satisfied and as far as the Bakassi Boys were concerned,....that was a clear lesson/message to any criminal bent on making life miserable for Anambrarians.

With the lifeless remains of Derico still lying on the floor, the people erupted in jubilation � , patting one another on the backs and exchanging mutual congratulations �after a monstrously grotesque show of iron and blood.

That was not the end. Razor-sharp machetes flew from different directions and chopped his pitiful remains into sizable chunks ☹

Derico’s mangled remains were heaped up, properly rinsed with fuel and set on fire � .

"Derico Nwamama Will forever be remembered for all the wrong reasons!!!

� CONCLUSION:

The Story of Derico is a Warning to Youths who are Into Cultism, Robbery, Killing Or Kidnapping that, that Crime doesn't Pay �

...and regardless on how Diabolic you might think you have Protected yourself,...... "One Day That Charm Will Fail You And You Will Be Caught Or Killed" �

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Politics / The Irresistible Aroma Of Independence Day and The Shortcomings of our Rulers. by stansaintly(m): 10:32am On Oct 01, 2019
[/s][s]59 years indicators: failed state, failed leadership, rule of the CABAL, Bandits, Herdsmen killers and Kidnappers, Total Collapse of physical infrastructure, endangered Civil space, Corruption a way of life, the cheapness of life of Nigerians, nepotism operational strategy, hopelessness and helplessness everywhere. With this scorecard are we really independent?

We have beautiful kids, young and old ones who love our nation dearly but until we place our nation above our tribe, above our religion and above our background we will keep cycling recycling within what kept this nation this irreparable.

Politics / Re: Ka M Lewe Ụwa M by stansaintly(m): 10:06am On Sep 29, 2019
Ardar:


Ọ dị mma

Ada bekee, ya gaziere gi. Igbo kwuru okwu si "n'okenye anaghị anọ n'ulo ewu anwua n'ogbiri"

Frank, ị ga achọta ihe ị chọ maka na ebe nwata n'ebe akwa arụ aka, ọbụrụ na nne ya anọghị ya nna ya ga anọriri ya
Politics / Re: Ka M Lewe Ụwa M by stansaintly(m): 9:55am On Sep 29, 2019
Frankdoz5:
Biko umunne m on were ihe m choro iju unu. O nwere onye choro I banye obodo Tunisia nke di na mgbago ugwu Africa? O nwere onye nwere contact obodo ahu?

Ọ bụrụ na-onweghi onye inwere ebeaghu biko tụgharikwa uche nko oma tupu i hapu nsọụkwụ.

Ndigbo tụrụ ilu si "ike nkwụcha abughị nwoke ụjọ
Politics / Ka M Lewe Ụwa M by stansaintly(m): 8:52am On Sep 29, 2019
KA M LEWE ỤWA M

Achụọla m ọkpara
Chụọ igurube
E gwuola m mmiri ukwu
Gwuokwa nke nta
Sọsọ ka m hụ na m pụrụ ndụ

Leenụ ndị mụ na ha so bido njem
Ha agaruola kemgbe zuwe ike
'Ebe onye ọsọ rụrụ onye ije ga-eru ya'
Bụ sọ nkasị obi m na-enye onwe m
Mana kedụ mgbe oge nke m ga-eru?

Chịma akpụọla ụlọ
Emeka na-akwazi ezigbo ụgbọala
Ọkwa Chike akpọrọla nwanyị mee ihe isi ya
Ọgbọ m abachaala uru
Kedụ onye ọfọrọ ma ọ bụghị m?

Anwaala m oke m
Mana onweghi ụzọ kwere ọgịga
Ọgwụla sọ otu oghere ka m nwere
Ịka obi tinye aka n'ihe ọjọọ
Ma otu obi agaghị ekwe m

M were ọbara gwọta ego
Kedụ onye ga-eri ya bụ ego?
M were apata m chụta ego
Ọ bụ ihe ọma ka m meere onwe m?
Chai!!! Ụwa m ntọọọ!!!

Agaghị m akwụsị ịgba mbọ
M lewe ndị ọzọ anya, m danye n'olulu
Ụkwa ruo oge ya ọdaa
Ka m ghara ịṅụ ngwo na nkwu na-abịa
Ugo m gbuzuo, ọ ga-achakeriri

Ụwa a bụ onye na nke ya.

Odee:
Ugochukwu Benedict Alugwe
Satọdee, Sepụtemba 28, 2019. 6:05pm.

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Politics / The Tearful State Of 10 Years Challenge. And I Am Guilty As Charged by stansaintly(m): 2:00pm On Jan 22, 2019
10 YEARS CHALLENGE.
Hmmm...
What is the challenge?
10 years ago you were a sinner, today you are still a sinner.
What is the challenge?
10 years ago you were a decent girl, today you are a LovePeddler.
What is the challenge?
10 years ago you were not a cultist, today you are now a notorious cultist.
What is the challenge?
10 years ago you were a zealous born again Christian, but today you are a prayer point to the church.
What is the challenge?
10 years ago you were not a smoker, but today you even smoke indian hem.
What is the challenge?
You were a prayer warrior before, but today you are a prostitute.
What is the challenge?
You hated artificials, paintings, etc, but today you even sell them to people. Helping the devil populate hell.
What is the challenge?
You were radical evangelist before, but now you are a backslider.
What is the challenge?
Friend, when will you cry out to God to save you?
Can't you see the waters covering you up?
Can't you see the gate of hell wide open waiting for you?
Romance / Re: I don’t mind if my partner cheats, as long as he loves me – Nigerian Lady by stansaintly(m): 9:38am On Nov 28, 2018
Because she knows that she's a saint and would like be caught in the act. So, she is indirectly tell her "future" husband that he should also be ready that she will certainly cheat.

No man will ever want his/her partner to cheat on him/her. Let the truth be told
Politics / Re: Enuebe, The Tree Of Live And Death. by stansaintly(m): 10:09am On Nov 26, 2018
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