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Sir,
I have one request , unless I get backup code
I can't access to my account rachotisalegar@gmail.com , from past 3 days I am trying to login
1. I changed my password last 3 months back and I cleared all logged in devices for my safety .
2. I lost my old phone where soft copy of the 8 digit backup code was saved
From all trying method without backup code i can't access to my account
If you help me in getting those backup code i can recovery my account.
Please sir, all my personal data will be lost forever
My kind request please solve it sir

oshozondii:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/buhari-should-support-tinubu-as-reward-for-south-west-votes-saidu/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

That is exactly what is keeping Nigeria in this mess, I am not in any way siding anyone but the earlier we stop mortgaging our children's future for a mere political cripsy mint, the earlier it will save us from a world of doom. I am patiently waiting to see a Nigerian president not of Igbo or Hausa, not of Yoruba nor Fulani but of Nigeria.

It is better to live your life as if there's a God and die to discover that there is none than to live your life as if there is no God and die only to find out that there is one. If you live with the knowledge that everything you do would be accounted for, it would make you to lead well, govern well. Executing projects as quoted on the paper. It will be more rewarding than to loot national treasury dry, siphone money meant for development etc simply because you believe there is nobody or God to call you to give accout

obembet:
We are visitors and we get fair results. U can't expect a team to be wining all the match. U can't even win all the match, u will some, u draw and u lose, that's football.

you can't win all matches but you can play without tasting a single defeat. Ask arsenal, they will tell you how they did in 2004

Omooba77:
Arsenal will aim to win their fifth Premier League home game in a row when they face off against London rivals West Ham United on Wednesday at the Emirates.

The Gunners eased to a 3-0 win over Southampton during Saturday afternoon's battle, with Alexandre Lacazette, Martin Odegaard and Gabriel Magalhaes on the scoresheet.

Having recovered from back-to-back defeats to Manchester United and Everton, Mikel Arteta's men sit sixth in the table - one point above Tottenham Hotspur having played two games more.

It will end 3:1 in favour of Arsenal.

Magnoliaa:
Cool.
I need one. Where can I get it? There is one boy like that...

I believe you know the value of $15,000 in Nigerian currency?

Kwanza:
https://www.channelstv.com/2021/12/14/reps-approve-buharis-request-for-5-8bn-loan-10m-grant/

The rate at which these people borrow money is alerming. What happened to the returned loots? We only saw it on the paper while it ended up in their endless pockets. I'm sincerely not comfortable with all these borrowing that will find their way into a few selected pockets. The hottest part of hell would be reserved for those who in the face of moral decay choose to find solace in neutrality.

obembet:
Source: https://www.marca.com/en/football/psg/2021/12/13/61b7af5bca474188408b45f5.html

Ramos really gave his all for Real Madrid and I doubt that he still has a quarter of strength to solidify PSG. Mbape is a handsome play especially when he is not possessed with the spirit of greed. As for Messi, he better be himself. Goals or assists will rain the moment he kicks pressure out of his shoulder. Di Maria, one of the unsung creative midfielder, unfortunately, nobody talks more about him.

Man United was a better deal for PSG than Real Madrid

BadRadio:
Well this doesn't really make any sense to me. If a partner wants a breakup, don't try to talk them out of it...pls don't beg him or her to stay, you will be causing yourself more harm than good begging them to stay no matter how much u think you love him or her, you just have to let it happen and move on.

This one mistake most persons make while in a relationship, If a partner wants out then he or she must have carefully thought it out well and examined possible options and alternatives before deciding to end the relationship, let that partner have their way with it so you can move on please. Stop simping and appearing too desperate, weak and needy. Preserve what's left of your worth abeg.

Why won't I beg? Maybe you haven't been in a serious relationship before. Beg whenever it is wise to do so pls, "2 over wise partners don't make good couple". In a relationship, one person must act usefully stupid for it to work. Unless either you or ur partner is player

JoyReportsOnlin:
As Seen in a Video, Dani and her Friend were at Munno Para shopping centre in Adelaide, Australia, when they saw a few Shopping carts and thought it would be fun to push each other around for a Tiktok fun.

They both climbed in and took the Shopping cart for a fun ride but when it was time to get out they couldn’t.

According to Dani, “I told my friend to get up as she was sitting on my legs. She said she couldn’t move and then I gave a trial but couldn’t move either so that’s when it got to our notice that we were trapped in this Shopping carts “.

The girls became stressed out and decided to call 000 which is the emergency number, the fire fighters eventually had to cut the girls out of the Shopping cart.

Watch video below,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=notnIWlv4cU

if it were in this part of the earth, hmmm! Only God knows what it would be termed.

BadRadio:
As for me, I can't stand the sight of a fat woman... sorry, no disrespect to all the beautiful fat ladies out there... its just that everyone has got their own spec...there's this thing between me and slim ladies.

My future wife has better not get fat with protruding belly, else I will personally introduce my slim side chick to her. I don't like what I hate


That's my biggest fear

If you think that marriage is a smooth sail, then you are a joker. Women are the same. If you see good shaped ones, they will have bad characters. To be frank, God must be involved to have one perfect or you start to endure what what you can't cure.

Sixsigmahub:
Update from

A woman who passed away has reportedly come back to life at a mortuary in the University of Benin Teaching Hospital, Benin City, Edo state during anatomy students practical session.

According to an eyewitnesses at the scene, the woman’s body was deposited at the mortuary by her family and after they finalizing documentation, they left.

Anatomy students at the University of Benin were said to have gotten set to use the body for practical when she suddenly woke up and they fled.

But when they gained their composure, they returned to help the woman back on her feet and take her to a waiting car.

The viral video shows students and staff in the mortuary premises expressing shock at the incident as the woman walked out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nepdzz8wMZA

https:///dead-woman-in-mortuary-comes-back-to-life-in-uniben-anatomy-class-video/

What God cannot do doesn't exist

Gospelpreacher1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH99TZwjbns

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16762775/moment-50-million-cannibal-crabs-shut-roads/amp/

Oyibo can waste food.

Haba mana, see manner from above and they were too blind to understand the handwriting. De poor crabs know where dem fit go and their life go remain for dem sha

damilola4162:
https://newspremises.com.ng/peter-and-paul-okoye-treat-guests-to-their-hit-songs-as-they-celebrate-their-birthday-video/

It is nice seeing them together again.

Sometimes it is good to taste something new to be able to appreciate the former experience

culf:
Healing and punishment sex? naaaaa

yes, you heard it right

dangotesmummy:


That explains why there is population explosion in nigeria particularly in the north

sex isn't all about procreation

You are a spoilt person op mtchewww

yet you read it down to the last dot

One offside goal scored then everywhere scattered.
3 plasma TV broken.
5 remotes broken.
2 OX fan spoiled.
1 ceiling fan removed.
3 decoders damaged.
8 benches broken.
17 people beaten.
Viewing center roof spoiled.

Even the God of viewing centers will never pray for you to score talk less of winning cos that place will be burnt down. Well...I'm not surprised, a team that doesn't have it's own stadium can't protect someone's property.....

Lord Please� save us with another loss to this Agbero FC

AddictedToTech:
Una punishment sexz different from my own.

I make sure she no fit waka for the next three days

Punishment sex must have sweet-pain effect

Remember, you mustn't beat her to show your displeasure. Use your body to show him or her that the parade has changed from slow to quick match. Sweet-pain

bukatyne:
From my little research, punishment sex is well..... to punish.

Perhaps the 'corrector' would be cold to the 'correctee', deprive them of what they want or ride them roughly to express their displeasure.

My point is it is not 'intended' to be pleasurable.

The OP can shed more light.

Just as I stated it and I will still maintain my stand. Depriving your partner sex is totally out of it. Punishment sex is when you ride on your partner to the point (s)he will understand it.

1. RECONCILIATION SEX:- Sex is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage. If you don't use SEX to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate sex as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict.

2. HEALING SEX:- There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good Sex I mean very good Sex. Healing sex is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don't rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull's eye. Please Husbands, don't throw your weight on her if it's for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%.

3. PUNISHMENT SEX:- When I counsel couples, are times I hear spouses say "Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of sex", or "since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again". That is as senseless as saying "since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school". It's foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more sex as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using sex. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment sex is very hot. �

4. MEMORABLE SEX:- This is a very special kind of sex that you organise and plan for. Every couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn't go to hotel if you can't afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and on the blue or green bulb. Use good perfume and the Angels will bear you witness.

5. QUICK SURPRISED SEX:- This is a sex that married couples should do often to build their love life. One "Quickie" is stronger than 100 Love Charms from India or oshogbo. A Quickie is that very fast sex that a couple does in ODD places or in ODD position. Usually one spouse surprises the other with it. You don't take formal permission quickies. You just start it just like that. MARRIAGES WITHOUT QUICKIES HAVE QUICK PROBLEMS AND BREAK QUICK. Spouses who don't believe in surprise sex are analogue and expired. Quickies can be done in the car. Drive her to a corner and pretend as if the car didn't start. It can take place on kitchen sink or at the balcony or inside swimming pool or in garden.

6. EXERCISE SEX:- This type should happen frequently especially in the mornings. God did it that the male organ wakes up in the morning erect to greet it's Owner - the Wife. So as much as humanly possible, let every wife answer the morning greeting. God's mercies are New Every Morning. Great is His Faithfulness. Mercy and Faithfulness are co-joined twins.

7. ENCOURAGEMENT SEX:- You use this type of Sex to encourage your Spouse to do something or Not to do something. There are times he wants to do something that you think is not the best of decision, just come in the most seductive way and delay him. When he is exhausted after you have drilled him, speak softly and he will say "I didn't know that was what you were saying before, now I understand you".

8. REWARD SEX:- This is the type that you reward your spouse for achieving something unique or for exceeding expectations. Reward Sex is not just one round but extended over a period of time. Reward Sex is an open check to do whatever he or she loves. It's extra ordinary.

9. PROCREATION SEX:- This is sex you do purely for pregnancy. When you need child, the best style is the one that gives the husband maximum penetration. Support your wife with pillow is you aren't a longman. But you must make sure it is as wet as wetness can be. Sperm needs wetness to swim inside the womb. When he releases he must remain inside there for a few minutes. Don't pull fast.

I BELIEVE YOU ARE BLESSED WITH THE MESSAGE?

"My Wife’s Salary Was a Mystery Until I discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth

“In 2016 she told me her salary was GHC950. And then two years later, when she got promoted, I asked about her salary and she said, “Oh these people, don’t mind them. They added only Ghc350 to my old salary. Because of her meager salary, I’ve taken up so many responsibilities in the house without complaint. I pay for utilities and pay for food. I pay the fees of our two kids, clothe them, and take care of their medical bills. When my wife sends me a grocery list, she adds sanitary pads. She buys dresses and clothes, comes to show them to me, and asks me to pay for them. She started talking about a car when our second child came in. Things weren’t good on my side so I asked her to give me some time. She said, “I’ve saved something. I can add it to what you have so you pay me when your money comes.”

I agreed and took that money from her, topped it up to get her a car. For three months my ears never rest. She would wake up at dawn and ask me to pay what I owed her. I got tired and paid the money when I didn’t have much in my account.

One evening, I turned my laptop on and saw a lot of emails. I checked and it was my wife’s email that had been opened. I asked her, “Did you use my laptop?” She answered, “Yeah I was checking something.” I told her, “Then you didn’t log out.” She answered, “I forgot. Please log out for me.” I was about to log out when something caught my attention. I saw a mail with the subject, “January Payslip.” I opened and started going through. When I saw her gross salary, I was shocked. GHC4,734? And this girl has been crying poverty?

I went through the details. That night I couldn’t sleep. I was angry. I felt let down. I felt cheated. I felt played. We’ve been married for six good years and my wife earned that much without my knowledge? How much she earned didn’t bother me a lot than what she was using that money for. I decided not to talk immediately but rather do a little bit of investigation.

All my life I’ve held the view that it wasn’t right for anyone to go through their partner’s phone. It’s an invasion of privacy and it breeds mistrust in the relationship but that night, going through her phone was the only way to find out what I was looking for. I started with her best friend. Nothing much was found. Her family had a Whatsapp group. I read the messages there. I got few hints. I went through the chat with her father and that was when I realized my wife had bought a piece of land and had started building. Her father was in charge of the project. He had sent photos of the various stages of the building. At some point, her father said, “Thank you for helping out your brother. He would have been home had it not been you.”

She has only one brother—her senior brother. I went to look for the chat between them. Her senior brother lost his job and was home doing nothing so my wife bought her Hyundai i10 to use for Uber. Every week, her brother rendered an account and they split the money. From all indications, my wife was doing well for herself while she plays poor so she could rely on my salary. Why would she do that? I thought I was being a supportive husband so my wife could be proud of the man she married. When we bought land, it was her name and my name that appeared on the land title. That car I bought for her with a loan from her bears her name. I didn’t mind. I believed what’s hers was also mine.

The next morning she realized I wasn’t looking well. I was boiling on the inside but looking for a good opportunity to start the conversation. When I calmed down a little, I asked her, “So why would you do that to me?” She asked, “What have I done?” I answered, “You bought land, you never told me. You started building on it, you never told me. When are you going to tell me?” She was shocked. She asked, “Who told you all that?” I said, “Your father did.” She stood quiet for a while. She asked, “Why would my father tell you all that? What were you people talking about” I said, “I don’t know. You can ask him.”

We left it there. Some minutes later she came to me with her phone: “My father wants to talk to you.” The phone was already on a loudspeaker. His father was clearly angry. He asked, almost shouting, “You said I told you my daughter has a building? Where did I say that and when?” I asked, “Is it not true that my wife has a building project going on that you’re supervising?” He asked me, “I told you that?” I asked, “Is it true or not?” After the back and forth I told them, “I read your messages last night. I saw the pictures. I read the various budget you had sent to my wife. I read the confirmation of the money receipts that you sent her. You’re a man. Would you be happy if your wife does this to you?” He started fumbling. He started apologizing saying he thought I was aware.”

My wife stood there motionless, didn’t know what to say. When her father hung up, I told her everything I knew, from her salary to the car she bought for her brother. I said, “Yet, even your sanitary pad, I buy them. You think I’m a fool? You’ll use your money to acquire your own properties and live on mine because you’re my wife? I hear. We’ll see.”

Trust was lost. Love was broken. We had to find a new way of living our lives going forward. Her father called me every morning and evening apologizing for everything and sometimes taking up the blame so I didn’t have to blame his daughter. I told him, “The emotional state I’m in right now, it would be hard to think straight or think forgiveness. Just give me space.” Three days later, they were in our house. The father, the mother, and the senior brother. They came to apologize. “Don’t let this break up the beautiful marriage you both have. If nothing at all, consider the kids and be lenient in your judgment.”

I listened to them. My position was still the same. “I need time to clear my mind. Just leave me alone to think.” From last month to this moment that I’m writing this, my wife had changed totally. She doesn’t ask for money but the house is being run smoothly. She has started paying for things she never paid for but that doesn’t move me. She has taught me a very great lesson and I’m taking it seriously. That in everything, I have to look out for myself and my family first. Last she told me, “If you want us to change the names on those properties, we can do so.” Guess whose name is on the property…her father’s name.”

I told her, “You don’t need to change anything. They are yours. You suffered for them so you can decide what you want to do with them.” The land I bought has our names. I’m selling it and take my money back. The car she’s driving has her name. I put a for-sale sticker on it some weeks ago. She agreed she’ll pay for the car. I’ve given her two months to pay up or I sell it and take my money. She’s getting the message and I’m glad. Each one for himself, God for us all. She keeps asking if I’m going to leave her. I keep telling her I won’t but if she wants a divorce, I will gladly give her. I’m not going to leave the marriage. I would give us some time to heal and see what may happen but when it comes to money, I’ve taken the lesson she taught me through her actions.”

This is one of if not the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. Snake swallowed AK rifle.

If Air Force is for air
Navy for water and
Army is for land

Where does police belong?

Late HRM Eze G.N. Ineke, the Echemugo 1 of Abba-omega was a paramount ruler of the ancient Aba omege/Abba-omega kingdom. Before he was crowned a king, he was not just wealthy but also a powerful man that led his people to conquer and silence some external aggressions. His good character and philanthropic gesture made him to become the darling of his people and wish/desire of the neighbouring towns.

Oh! What happened to "Aṅu ana agba égbè ọ nata nri"? His friend, just like in one of the Shakespeare's works "Julius Caesar" when Caesar discovered that he had used all his strength fighting his enemy whom he presumed was afar off. He was shocked to know that it was his confidant, whom he dined and wined together put a sword that severed the thread that held his life. "Even you Brute?" He asked.

HRM Eze GN Ineke, the entire Abba-omega kingdom bled as you were lowered to the mother earth on the 15th of January 2021. You fought a good fight. You gave your wealth, your pleasure, your health and your life just to secure the unity of the kingdom.

May you live on His Royal Majesty

Coffins:


Have 6 sides. They are designed to taper off at the bottom to accommodate the feet.

Originally they were used because they were seen as more efficient uses of wood.

Caskets became popular over the past 200 years because they are seen as being slightly less morbid —the 4-sided shape being less reminiscent of a dead body.

Fun stuff, right?

Many people often confuse the two.

What you are looking at below is not a coffin.


It is a casket.

We often use acronyms that we do not know their meaning in our everyday lives. Some of us also use some abbreviations that we do not their meaning. Well today, we'll be looking at the meaning of some of those common acronyms and abbreviations we we use every day.. Stay tuned.


1) WIFI: This simply means "Wireless fidelity"

It is a technological inbuilt tool used to wirelessly connect two or more gadgets together.

For example; You can connect two phones together with the help of a WiFi. You can also connect your phone to a laptop or an internet provider through a WiFi.


The WiFi can be said to be the improved and upgraded version of the Bluetooth.



2) CCTV: This means "Closed Circuit Television".

The CCTV can be described as a video surveillance system that monitors and transmits visual signals to a limited set of screens or monitor devices.



3) POS : Most of us use this machine on a daily basis without an idea of what it means. Well, POS Machine means "Point of sale".

This is usually a small machine that helps in executing debits and credits through the use of an ATM card. The POS machine usually has a small screen where transactions are monitored.



4) ATM: Automated teller machine

This machine is always accessible through the use of an ATM card. Just like the POS machine, the ATM machine is also used to process monetary transactions (credit and debit)

5) DVD : Digital Versatile Disk

Even with the ever increasing demand for decoders, the DVD can still be found in many homes.

6) BVN: Bank verification number

This number can be used as a means of identification. It is very important that you keep your "Bank Verification Number" safe and secure as it can be used for fraudulent activities if not well safeguarded.

7) OTP: This means "One Time Password"

It is a security measure incase you are subject to theft or any form of fraudulent activities. The number or code sent to you is usually functional for about five minutes or more after which it becomes unable to use.

Pls do give out your OTP number to people you do not trust.

DATE: i bet many of us do not know that DATE in regards to time means "Day and time Evolution". Well, now you know.



9) B. C: "Before Christ". This is was the Era before the coming of Jesus Christ.

For example we could say that Moses was born in the year 19BC.

10) A.D: Just like the B. C, the A.D is also used to refer to an era. However, the AD means "Anno Dominni" which means "After death when translated in English.

For example ; The world is currently in the 21st century AD.



11) BCE : This means" Before Common Era". The BCE is originally used as a substitute for the BC

12) CE: This means "Christian era" The CE is used as a substitute for the AD.

13) A. M: This means" Ante Meridiem. The AM is used to describe the early hours of a day.

14) P. M: "Post Meridiem". The P. M is used to describe the late hours of the day.

13) DNA : Deoxyribo-nucleic Acid



14) BYE : Be with you Everytime

15) VIP : Very important person

16) NEWSPAPER : How many of us knows that the word newspaper is an acronym for "North, East, West, South Past and Present News"? I guess we all know now.



17)Sim card: Subscriber Identification Module

18) RAM: Random Access Memory

19) ROM: Read Only Memory

20) PIN: Personal identification number

21) POLICE: The word police can have many meanings, but let's take a look at two of most acceptable meanings of Police.

* POLICE as a governmental institution means " Protection of life and investigating Criminal Establishment"

* POLICE when referred to as individuals means " Public officer for legal investigation and criminal Emergency "



22) SWAT: Special weapons and tactics

23) ECOWAS: Economic community for West African states.

24) ICU: Intensive Care Unit.

This is a section or ward in the hospital where critically I'll patients are placed under aggressive monitoring.

25) NAFDAC: National Agency For Food and Drug administration

26) AIDS: Acquired immuno deficiency Syndrome

27) HIV: Human Immuno Deficiency Virus

28) EMAIL: Electronic mail

29) Gmail: Graphical mail

30) Google : Global Organization of Oriented Group Language of Earth

31) SMS: Short message service

32) 3D: Three dimensional

33) RSVP: Alot of Nigerians interprete this as "Rice Stew Very Plenty" which is obviously wrong given that the word RSVP is actually a French acronym '' Repondez S' il vous plait".

In English it means one should reply to an invitation. So pls try and get your mind off "Rice and stew very plenty" when next you see RSVP.



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The president of a nation receives glory of work well done and blame for work badly done.

We have three major ethic groups in Nigeria, the Igbo, the Hausa and Yoruba. All operate and contribute to the national treasury according to their capacity and from the national purse many projects are awarded.

Now, my annoyance is that among all the six geopolitical zones each time there's a federal presence on South Eastern geopolitical zone people and papers would be shouting above their voices reminding Southeasterners how to be happy and how to be thankful to the Federal Government (the president) as if they are not part of the country.

Come on, where are the projects self? 2nd Niger bridge? What a hell are we saying? The bridge will or serves the same purpose as Niger bridge at Abeokuta in Kogi State, that it is in Kogi State doesn't mean that it's only useful to the North Central only.

Look at what is (has been) happening in Wharf, Tin can seaport, if not for tribal or regional sentiment our economy would have been better.

Let's stop that shit, let nobody tell me to asslick someone that performed his/her constitutional duty because I'm tired of hearing that Igbo should be grateful to some certain government when it is obvious that they receive the least.

C O R O N A V I R U S:

USA: Releases $1 Trillion Emergency stimulus; to pay each citizen $1,000.

UK: Releases £330 Billion Business Loan Package.

Germany: Releases $600 billion stimulus.

Canada: Releases C$20 Billion Economic Relief Package. Stops payment of Rents.

Italy: Releases 26 billion. They will pay the rent, pay baby sitter 600 euro.

Nigeria: Removed #20.00 from fuel.

Who swear for Nigeria like this?���