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Pls, no offense. Which State is he from?

chrisxxx:
Good effort. However I must say I was not moved to dance. I was not just moved at all. This is not to say that this will not sell in Aba and Owerri. I think it has a lot in common with Sir. Warrior or Oriental types of songs. No insult intended please just saying my mind.

Sing your own if you can. There's absolutely nothing in your mind to say, I will advice you to stop coughing out trashes

Conscience!!! If you want to confess then we aren't the right people to meet. Reverend Fathers can do that cos they can keep it.

Nonsense.....

thinkmoney:
Aargh, see mouth! Logistically, I don't believe that your preferring people's love to 25 cool M.

She isn't asking you to believe cos whether you believe it or not she has expressed her feelings and if it's paining you, I guess you know her house

TosineGuy:
this one na format na. Its cos u wil soon release new songs dats y u dey thank us in advance so we can enjoy ur songs. If u sing rubbish den u no go get fans again oh. We want good songs oh not tonto dikeh style of music

Why are you so bittered? Your vote didn't go for yet you're aggrieved.

PDP should leave Anambra State alone. Have Ebonyi, Enugu, Abia, Rivers, Delta and co accounted for their misappropriation?

Dem leave yansh wey mess go dey knock head

sissoko22:
I think he meant only the igbo's, because 93% of Nigerians in foreign prisons are igbos ranging from life imprisonment, to death sentence because of their greedy nature. The UK is the country with many Yoruba committing crimes, majority of them are UK citizens and their only relationship with Nigeria is having a parent of Nigeria descent.

He who among the three major tribes is without sin let him be the first to cast his stone. Surprisingly, you just made yourself more senseless than our presumption towards you

bantudra:
all of us know the truth..but because we see the igbos as brothers thats why we keep quiet and accept the fault on all nigerians...

He who among the three major tribes is without sin let him be the first to cast his stone. Surprisingly, you just made yourself more senseless than our presumption towards you

I no even see anything

Explorers:
What goes up must surely come down.


I had a dream last night.


I saw $1 = #5.


I saw Apple, Microsoft, Airbus, Boeing, Toyota, Honda, Nissan, Ford, GM, Mercedes Benz, Hyundai, Kia, Samsung, having their major plants, Headquarters in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, and Nigeria became one of the largest exporters in the world.


I saw 2% unemployment rate, 24hrs electricity, police and medical auto response, trams, bullet trains, tubes, underground tunnels for cars&trains, flying taxis.


I saw Murtala Muhammed International Airport Lagos, Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport, Tin can port on 5 busiest ports in the world.(Both cargo&Passenger) with over 500,000,000 passengers/visitors/tourists annually.


I saw Nigeria embassies around the world rejecting and turning down over 1,000,000 visa applications everyday mostly from U.S., UK, China, and Germany.


Then i woke up.

And you no drink malaria medicine? U beta go drink agbo now before de malaria complete im 4 ya body

dacovajnr:
In the Western World civilians wears the Camo to show support for their armed forces..but in Naija Reverse is the case...dem go wan flex dem muscle ontop Civilians..it shouldn't be

You can tell countless cases where civilians robbed off people's hard-earned money on military camo. Give Caesar what rightly belongs to him. At least, that will help to keep the society healthy

God, what kind of country is this? People priced out of their conscience just because of some morsels of food. The political environment we are polluting today will of certainty take its revenge on our children tomorrow. Let us not be sold for a spoon of crispy mint cos things get worst immediately a man fails to call a spade by its name.

The protest is for those who voted him in and not for the 5% who saw the calamity and rejected him as quickly as the news came.

Pray he doesn't come out again to contest cos you will still vote him in directly or indirectly.

If he comes out again in 2019 will you still vote for him?

''Before English there was Igbo. Igbo is the lost tribe of Israel''

Igbo kwenu! I always feel like crying whenever I see teachers or parents flog their children because they were speaking Igbo language. They want their children to speak English not knowing that the English they want their children to speak was borrowed from Igbo. Do you know that there are more than a thousand words in English, French, Latin, Hebrew and other languages that were borrowed from Igbo Language. Did I just hear you say ''na lie'' ? Ok. Because of space, let me only give you 25 English words stolen from Igbo language. If you need more, you can contact me.


1. Cherubim – Borrowed from Igbo phrase ‘’chere ubim’’ which means ‘’guard my home’’

2. Book – Borrowed from Igbo phrase “bu uka’’ meaning ‘’carries the facts’’

3. Water – Stolen from Igbo word ‘’wuta’’ which means ‘’pour’’

4. Nurse – Coined from the phrase ‘’noro nso’’ meaning ‘’stay near’’

5. Animal – Coined from the Igbo phrase ‘’anu malu’’ which when translated means ‘’meat that knows’’ or ‘’flesh aware of life’’ or ‘’meat is conscious’’

6. Bank – Got from the phrase ‘’uba na aka’’ meaning ‘’wealth at hand’’

7. Harlot – Coined from ‘’ha laa otu’’ meaning ‘’they had sex’’

8. Say – stolen from Igbo word ‘’Si’’ which means say

9. Answer – got from ‘’nsa’’ which means ‘’response’’

10. Carpenter – coined from the phrase ‘’ka apita’’ which means ‘’carve out’’

11. News – got from ‘’nu zuo’’ which means ‘’hear it all’’

12. Soccer – coined from ‘’oso ka’’ which means ‘’running is greater’’ or “there is more running done’’ or ‘’greater at running’’

13. Patrol – got from ‘’puta uli’’ meaning ‘’come out for strolls’’

14. Sabbath – coined from ‘’Asaa bu taa’’ which means ‘’today is seventh’’ or ‘’seventh is this day’’

15. Amen – got from ‘’ya mee nu’’ which means ‘’may it be done’’

16. Genesis – coined from the phrase ‘’jee na isi isi’’ meaning ‘’go to the very beginning’’

17. Conquer – got from ‘’nku ka’’ which means ‘’break down’’

18. Queue – borrowed from ‘’kwu" or ‘’kwunye’’ meaning ‘’join in’’

19. Music/Musical – got from ‘’mee uzu ka’’ which means ‘’make the greatest noise’’

20. Quote – got from ‘’kwute’’ which means ‘’make mention’'

21. Page – coined from ‘’pia jie’’ meaning fold

22. Boy – got from ‘’bu oyi’’ which means ‘’be friend’’

23. Girl – coined from ‘’ga alu’’ meaning ‘’will marry’’

24. Embassy – coined from the phrase ‘’mba zie’’ which means ‘’nations message’’ or nation send

25. Catastrophe – coined from the phrase ‘’akata asi tufia’’ meaning ‘’when mentioned the Igbos eject saliva from the mouth and say ‘tufia’ ‘’


Hope you are now convinced that before English there was Igbo and Igbo is the lost tribe of Israel. For those who don't know, Igbo is a tribe from south eastern part of Nigeria. Read more about them here. How una see am. Igbo Kwezuo nu! Let's go

Make una leave that prof alone jhor, de man dey vex say he offer im two daughters to 2baba but 2baba leave dem go knack another pretty girl.

Who im go be im no go vex?


Hahahah, na me talk da kin thing?

Alikote:
when avenger dey blow pipeline that is the source of the dollars to the economy edey sweet ipod and co now we lost 1 billion barrel of exportable crude which will have earned us 26 billion dollar ....when u blow gas pipe there will not be electricity and we all suffer buhari will not suffer he will have access to dollars and electricty na we poor nigerian go suffer

Stop that trash jor! Obj returned his loots so did several other looters, add them up yet we never heard anything again. If you like, give this government 260 trillion pounds dem go chop am clean mouth still dey tell you say they meet empty treasury. Everything dey increase, fuel almost double of wetin we buy am 2 years ago. Oh! U wan try NEPA or PHCN? Their Bill now na atomic bomb. House rent nko? Abi na foodstuffs wey im footprint dey for sky

CXLVII:



Who was buying the scrap before? Why put the blame n PMB?

Innoson should go and relax abeg

Swear say u no dey use innoson product?
Oya! Check all you plastic from chairs down to disposable plate you go believe say ur comment no from ur mouth but ur anus.

You that cannot even gather together head of a broom let alone to make a chewing stick.

Stop lamenting. You and your people voted for CHANGE.

He that fetches maggots infected logs/firewood should not grumble for the visitation of agama lizard.

PDP and APC are the offspring of the same mother (Corruption). They shared the same blood and sucked the same breast, so, one can't be better than the other because they are identical.

No wonder they often say "if a soldier slap you u go know say police na ya friend"

If I were to choose, PDP was a better offer cos life was not as harsh as it is currently.

Maybe there was nothing like DSS and EFCC during Oga Jona's regime.

Maybe they went for a vigil during that period

Maybe Oga Jona was too good to allow people their freedom of speech.

Maybe, just maybe we are not practicing democratic government anymore.

If we think up make we also think down. You sure say no be the boy 1st dey show say im gather power when dem ask am a simple question. I no go lie, sometimes if a civilian gather small muscle im go dey challenge im papa for race.

Hmmm! Isn't it funny?

The second picture is a different thing entirely

Can anyone tell me the title?

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I may not be a professional graphic designer but I have this joy whenever I pick up my mouse to play with my computer. I know I still have a lot to learn. These are a handful of my work. Your comment will go a long way.

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