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That gal get fish brain, what is she feeling like, yeyebrity or mumubrity..

The man died to enjoy himself somewhere, the wife found her, he died again probably he will leave the country to continue his enjoyment.

GumGum:
The difference between these new churches and the Catholic church is that you can't just become a priest from your garage. To become a Catholic priest, you must devote a long period of time to learning the word of God and exhibiting the traits of a godly person. Many are not ordained even at the end of their pastoral training.

However, anybody can become a pentecostal pastor. Just show you can quote a few verses from the Bible, dress sharply and talk like a politician or lecturer, then you are called. Add a few magic tricks and you are set for life.

GumGum says so.

U funny, pastors are now politicians like our VP

Psoul:
What were the job of the 12 Disciples of Jesus Christ before Christ met them?

I blame the Pastor who even said that non of them was even a Pastor before he met them. He lacks the wisdom of God in him and he is arrogant.
The spirit of God may have departed from him.

Was he born a pastor. If actually that God called him, was he already a pastor before Christ met him?

So many people will just inherit hell fire just because they chose to be a pastor.

U made a point here and not the other guy quoting me upanda

funmijoyb:
You people don't belong to Lagos.. we regret allowing Igbos in our land.

I blamed Yoruba Christian that are voting PDP in d South West otherwise you will know you people are not in contention at all.

Go and vote for your Hausa Fulani una master.

You said you hate how Yoruba Christain align with Igbos in voting pattern at the end you said we should vote for our Fulani masters. Can't u see u belong to those that licks Fulani ass just to be relevant while the Yoruba Christain knows what is good for them.

stinflame:
Human don't rename them. The old days have priest, prophets, and other dispensations.. Their functions different and means of acquiring them differs to.

Renamedyor not they perform the same duty, like I said orthodox church still refer them priest and bishop while new generation churches use the word pastor and general overseer

stinflame:
What am I to do with those dictionary words. They are different criteria of becoming a priest and a pastor.. And that's why the said man can easily sack them.

But u said pastors are not priest, I know u are a Catholic or Anglican or one of this orthodox church and I am too but I won't deny the fact they are the same with pastors. It still human being that ordain them. Orthodox and new generation churches are like government and private establishment.


In private they can fire one easily but in government their are procedures b4 one could be fired.


Eg. Pope can be removed if he misbehave even when he's the head of catholic church but can pastors remove their general overseer? rather they will leave him and establish their own church.

bluecircle470:
If it’s a white Man country you will call it technology at it’s peak. Your mumu no get grade

I'm not daft as u, I'm an Engineer, electrical to be precise I can't call mistake technology.

stinflame:
Correct yourself , pastor is not priesthood

PRIESTHOOD

1. The role or office of a priest

2. Priests as a group; the clergy

3.Authority to act in the name of God.

PASTOR

1. A shepherd; someone who tends to a flock of animals.

2. A minister or a priest in a Christian church.

Is that thing cup or bucket, abeg e too big. EPL still remains the best league with the best cup (Trophy)

Imagine one is a mechanic while the other two are truck pusher and farmer. I thought this pastors receive divine calling abi na poverty triggered their ambition to join priesthood?

This Linda sister looks like bobrisky

They don rig Mrs Orji out, did you hear the word "over voting" been the reason the first ballot was cancelled. Clearly that federal constituency seat is meant for her but they rigged her out due to she's not an indigen.


She comfortably won that seat in 2015 general election even when Lagos was APC controlled state. Mind you that area is populated by non-indigens of Lagos particularly people from Eastern Nigeria.

This can only happen in Africa, imagine one single switch controlling the stadium light

Slynation:
Marry her....!!

We lost contact bro

DavidEsq:
If u no marry dat geh las las ehn. Me and ur village ppl go swear for u

Lols... Something that happened when I was 6 or 7 years, immediately I clocked 13yrs we relocated to new environment far from where she was. Mind u nothing like phone that time, so we lost contact.

I remember this particular thing happened to me when I was small. We were playing hide and seek game, I hid inside one small cupboard that looks like deep freezer, immediately I enta inside it the thing lock from outside. Na so this thing squeeze hell out of me coupled with heavy heat, bro no space for air, I screamed like tomorrow no dey, luckily for me one of the girls that were playing the game with us was following me that moment I enta that room with cupboard, she was crushing on me that time we were small "love umuaka" na she save me that day bkus others dey far from where I dey. Her childish love for me made her to be following me upon and down saved me that day... After that day she became my best friend.


RIP young lad, I pray the Naija police to come up with tangible investigation


*Modified*

Assuming nobody was dia that day to save me, na so dey for tag my friend mother a ritualist or a murderer because it was in their house that incident happened... I repeat police should investigate the matter properly.

Bet9ja police and bribe are like 5 and 6


RIP dear, such a wicked world

Another Willie Obiato loading, "laba mmaya" couple

I have nothing to say than this below

If it is Naija here, those police men go just kill the parrot and use the meat for pepper soup

We are on the same path, but I decided to freeze some app while others I disabled them

This one na repentant Olosho in Judiciary

That woman (the neighbor) might be innocent because I doubt if she will perpetrate such crime knowing fully well the repercussion of it without disposing the body where no one will see it.


I remember this particular thing happened to me when I was small. We were playing hide and seek game, I hid inside one small cupboard that looks like deep freezer, immediately I enta inside it the thing lock from outside. Na so this thing squeeze hell out of me coupled with heavy heat, bro no space for air, I screamed like tomorrow no dey, luckily for me one of the girls that were playing the game with us was following me that moment I enta that room with cupboard, she was crushing on me that time we were small "love umuaka" na she save me that day bkus others dey far from where I dey. Her childish love for me made her to be following me upon and down saved me that day... After that day she became my best friend.

Akin Alabi is a business man, his thinking is business oriented. He should not blame the poor man because most uneducated northerner don't know anything about maximising profit

Abeg how many higher institutions Imo State wan get, haba that state go soon turn to home of Olosho and tourism as its slogan instead of dia eastern heart land.

Onyi22:
Vanity upon vanity all is vanity....
What will it profit me to owned this kind of mansion on earth n loose my soul in hell.....
I better continue managing my one room on earth n enjoy Paradise in heaven .......
Repent DJ khaled n accept Jesus Christ now because tomorrow may be too late........

Why this long epistle when ur signature signals different thing

Is he broke?

Mr. Explorer is back with his captivating events




See how this ppl are taking pics of live python, but here in Naija, what u will see on Nairaland is dead python waiting to be cook.

Old hag, ur periods are over face ur son

In the next ten years the skin will fade off, I hope the " herbal remedy" will remedy the the skin that time

In the next ten years the skin will fade off, I hope the "herbal remedy" will remedy the the skin that time