₦airaland Forum

I will like to venture into ram farming.Farmers in the house , your suggestions on dos and don'ts would be highly appreciated.I stay in the southwest while I source for ram in the north.

Bonatheripper:
You don't have any conscience

Seconded

I wish OBASEKI wins and finally relegate OSHIOMHOLE to dustbin of political history.

Location 4 inspection.pls reply asap.

godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
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Chai, omo u try with this fomat.

I just remove mine after rigorous pain I can contain.Today I am better off.Pls get it done fast.I extracted mine for 25k in a private hospital after serious begging n negotiation.

NanaF:
This is very misleading. The gridlock is caused by the roadblock created by officers so they can stop each car and ask questions.

Yes,that's d truth.

KingOfAmebo:
Just because a bad person has a good side doesn't make that person a good person...I don't know kyari personally but all I care is he is one of the decision makers in Nigeria and a part of those who refused to make our healthcare system work and as such got rewarded for it in death, his money and influence cannot save him,. same fate awaits all enemies of Nigeria.

...and to all of you dimwits saying it is not good to speak evil of the dead...you prayed for your enemies and oppressors to die, God has answered your prayers yet you complain..

Slayer of the Association of Nairaland dimwits and empty skulls is back

Seconded

RentedReality:
When my elder brother was in secondary school in 1999, he and his classmates were clearing the bush surrounding the school (somewhere in the South West) during labour day.

Someone saw a huge tail peeping out of the bushes and started screaming.

My brother rushed down, you won't believe this guy singlehandedly took down a python, dragged it to his dorm room and skinned it himself. I remember vividly when he came home during holidays and brought the snake's skin which was folded up and when stretched measured 6 feet plus. I can't forget how thrilled I was with that snake skin. And it looked just like the one you've posted

Story story story

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I think he has woken up or perhaps just realizing he is d governor. He has started work n I wish him well.Though I am a staunch P.D.P member in d state.

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Pls where can i watch this bout live.

360command:
education is not cheap, even countries that provide free tuition, the govt still pays heavily for it even the people who graduated from it are indebted to the govt.

I agree "education is not cheap" as u said but how can u justify the sudden increment of a public institution built with tax payer money.

atimadesign:
Fashola May make a better President..

Tufiakwa, Fashola that increased Lasu school fees from N25,000 to N350,000 - N450,000. Irrational human being.

Chief Gani Fawehinmi

300k cash n carry .serious

Their office is hard to find in ikorodu.No one seems to know d place.

kestine:
New site... Bet9ja2.com

U are a bomb!!!. Av been finding hard too.Just tried dis n it worked.

jamace:
There is nothing special about the professors in Nigeria of today. They are criminals like the ordinary school certificate holders.

Professors rig elections.

Professors collect bribe.

Professors do 'man- know -man' to admit students.

Professors loot public funds.

Professors fix ghost lecturers in the payrolls.

Professors award grades to students based on personal malice and corruption.

Etc ...Etc....Etc

on point bro.

modelmike7:
....Says a member of the board of director of the criminal party that brought professors as returning officers on our nation in the first place!
These criminals do think all Nigerians are foolish and forgetful like their foolish wailing supporters.


Regret?
Jonathan is in trouble o, from his boys!


I should have said what a foolish man, but I was taught not to abuse elders.
May it never be well with PDP that brought rigging elections to our country.
Foolish people that cry wolf when election result do not go their way, but shout this is good for democracy when they win.

This man offended u b4.

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When he was busy sending pensioners to their early grave, no one saw him then.Now u are telling us he is broke.He will vomit all he stole, oloshi.

May God grant u eternal rest.

May you continue to live long in good health of mind

RIP. U were a great actress in those days.

How much.

Location pls for inspection.