₦airaland Forum

Draslo:
Try Seychelles or Barbados. If you're lucky, you'll find work in a 5-star resort. You can even be luckier and meet a guest that will change your life.

imagine, after spending 3.5m to travel, na guest wey go change my life I go Sidon Dey hope for… chai

Sudan or Ghana if you need steady 24 hour light.

MrBrownJay1:
at least your own is good, with 15k transport, you can be back in Nigeria in your family home...eating free food and having warm bed to sleep in....now imagine the person who landed in US/Europe and now is broke beyond salvation. how will they find $1000 to go back home?!

theres cold weather, snow, white people, oyinbo accent, big cardigan, Facebook pics to pepper us wey dey Naija, good roads, stable light etc. you can’t go there and not see $ is not possible. As long as you have white people around you, they will help.

I don laugh tire.

Shebi Ghana get 24/7 electricity na. Manage it.

You wan make money, you leave Naija go Ghana, no be juju be that.

Pegi23:
Well my ex usually beg me with gifts anytime I stop talking with him. Telling me im his only friend. Like I separated him from his friends mtcheeew. Book me a trip to Maldives just because I wanted to break up with his ass. Nigeria guys and begging. Tufiakwa.

except me tho, I’ve never begged any lady before.

MrColdsweat:
Take away Lagos and the southwest is a big giant slum. You need to see the level of poverty in ekiti.

you are indeed correct, apart from Lagos, every other place na slum.

Hopefully, the reign of the BAT will helpfully bring even development to other SW states. Thanks for the constructive criticism.

MrColdsweat:
You want to move on to insulting igbo?

only a madman insults another man unprovoked na?? Besides, op said SS vs SW. how you take bring the Igbo’s inside is your personal problem sir.

SSFeedsNigeria:
My bad, sorry about that.

Thought as much.

yes we have agreed. Ss is better than southwest hands down…

We only eat Amala and ewedu and have big tribal mark on our fat cheek.

Can we move on now. Or anything else remain??

If you come into my house and tell me point blank to kill my Dog for you, I swear, my feelings for you will take a hit.

Kill my Dog keh, na my manchi be dat na.

Aunty just buy suya #500 next time you coming and things will definitely improve.

misano:
NOBODY IS BLAMING YORUBAS THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW.

WHAT WE ARE SIMPLY SAYING IS THAT THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL IN SW OR THE YORUBAS, YOU GUYS ARE ENJOYING FROM FG. STOP BRAGGING LIKE YOUR TINUBU OR ONE YORUBA MAN MADE LAGOS WHAT IT IS.

OGA, LET FG MOVE ALL FOREIGN EMBASSIES TO EDO STATE OR BORNO AND SEE HOW THE STATE WILL BE IN 1 YEAR.

ok. Alright. Just stop the abuse pls.

successmatters:
And he moves the post to another location

I cringe reading this hate filled write up. You do know, if you keep attacking the Almighty Yoruba’s, they should, by all means attack back, however, I’m not even trying to attack or anything but just trying to understand you man… why so much hatred Why you hate the Yoruba tribe so fiercely??

My guy asked you a simple question? It’s a legit question, you are the one changing the goal post.

If he sure for you, answer his question…

How is the Yoruba’s holding the progress of the ibos?? Is it the Yoruba’s job to dredge the ariaria river or whatever you call it for the Igbos? If so, how? Remember Buhari did 8 years and before that Jonathan did 6 years, Infact, yar adua did 2-3 before he dead, so, pls kindly educate me on how or why y’all gotta be this way.

This thread is nothing but hate thread.

You are the this, you are the that… Do you watch Game of thrones? You must be familiar with Tywin Lannister (the dwarf)

‘Any man who must say “I am the king”, is no true king.’

“Tywin's jab applies to those who have to assure others and themselves that they are in charge. Announcing it repeatedly basically means you're just saying it, and it has no real weight”

I know you is pained about Obis loss, kindly restrategize, build bridge, soon it will come to you, however, if you continue this way and make enemies daily, it’s going to be wailing till eternity.

I wish all the projects come to fruition, I have no gain whatsoever if it don’t come. Biko abeg, biko.

Peace bro, I don’t want to fight.

Burkinfaso

Hahahahshaha

Aristide Bance, who remembers… that ugly as.s striker will not even willingly return to the shithole FASO, na there you wan go. Eleribu ni ooor

Nigerians dey Sudan

Ireportlive:




You already have your answer. ..

Many Nigerians migrated for no meaningful reason but to brag and form on the internet


I have a friend who got his wife to apply for masters in UK, got himself and his 1 year old kid to relocate on Spousal support

Cost #14million

Benefits...

Wife gets Msc for £9000, or #6,000,000 in UK, which cost #1,000,000 in Baze University Abuja, same curriculum

He lives in his 4 bedroom bungalow built by him while in Nigeria, with Solar inverter, a Generating set, a Camry Muscle LE and some comfort

Now he rents a room in Manchester for £500 a month in a shared flat occupying his room with a wife and a one year old

As for work, he manages at a cold room for £12p an hour 20% tax, got some caregiver or adult nanny job offer to take care of elderly


.

damn, this is depressing sha. Works in a cold room, selling ice block or frozen fish, damn.

After you close from your cold room, reeking terribly of fish, you hurriedly find your way to your next job, as your 102 year old “former racist, shriveled old ass white lady be waiting for you to change her damn soiled napkins/pampers and get her a.ss cleaned.

She don’t even like your black fish smelling hands touching her body but someone gotta clean the shiit and wash her.

7 minutes later, she did it again and you could hear and smell the fart and the accompanying shit show, you livid as hell. Yeah yeah another round of shiit washing , what a miserable life.

Mrs white old ass former rascist -- Xcuse me, erm Mr, I’m sorry I can’t seem to wrap my head around your name, what’s it again? She asked for the 18th time.

Sorry ass black man-(sigh heavily) 😡 shakes head.

White as.s lady- oops, I think I done it again.

Sorry as.s black man- (loosing all form of decorum) which kain life be dis “nitori olohun” (for Gods sake) is this how I’m going to continue? Madam, did you eat beans ni abi what is all this one that you are sheeting every five minutes? Me akanot stay here and be packing sheet ooo, besides, it’s one sheet per day we agreed with your son.


Old as.s white woman— Would you be nice use a little of that powder this time around, you didn’t use it earlier. Pls be gentle.

Sad.

I met my moms friend at a party and went to greet her. You know all those mama na, she started prayers “ wa aa lo Amerika, wa aa loh London”(you will go Amerika, you will go London) in my mind, I quickly told God, Baba, no answer this prayer ooo, just continue dey bless me dey go for Naija.

Wetin I dey find go Canada Wetin I wan go do for London??

No idea sir

Peace be unto him

Modified
I have faint memories of that “my belle oo my head ooo”

Pastor help pastor

Og2drake:
For that ur budget you can get a direct uk used HP 840 g3
Comes with 256GB ssd 8GB ram
But u cant play pes
Hit me up 08163470639

i checked HP 840 g5 and I liked it better. I can up my initial fund tho.

Oh, that’s a rain forest

Don’t you know that animal have a family and the wife just gave birth??

Apayan oshi

Make them no dey bring this kain topic come front page.

Why complain, I thought UK was cold and have snow. Y’all manage that.

HUMAN CAPITAL DEVELOPMENT is what should be added after the infrastructural achievement of Dave umahi tenure

As it is, Ebonyi badly needs to create jobs for its teeming youths and find creative ways to engage the many idle youths. An idle mind is the devils tool.

Also, can Rich individuals build anything other than “hotels” for a minute. Any new building isa hotel or plaza.

I attend for fun and catch up with my mates.

I don’t remember us doing anything in Anti corruption Cds.

I don’t even hide the fact I roll with multiple girls.

Banks ti cast

Everything ti scatter

Good afternoon guys.


So my budget is 150k. I need some recommendations pls.

I need something fast, light. And maybe play PES.

I’d rather sit down outside early in the morning smoking loud tha, go to any bank branch. Tufiakpa.

This guy try for boys in the hood.


“Sho ni cashapp”

It depends.

I use to do 1 or 2 sticks of benson switch, however, I haven’t this year tho. And I don’t think I will do it again cuz the smell of cigarette smoke repulse me nowadays.

Sorry for your loss, the scam is called “Apartey short for apartments. The boy who scammed you is probably in a hotel in Lagos chilling. He should be on about 300 to 350k atleast, after different cuts.

The work is still rampant, they post houses, you reply, you check out the place. You like it. You Zelle, then otilor. It’s gon.

Gerrard59:
Apparently, with the first class, he does not have sense. Why is it that Agbado's disciples are always poor? Na so one talk say even if Igbos offer his family N500m, they will not sell their land. Only for him to do begi-begi under Shettima's tweet.

C'mon! Are these guys not shameless?

abeg rest. Tribal fight nor Dey tire you. Rest.

I learnt barbing too, it’s the boss money.

All money belong to boss even if you barb dead man, na him go dash you anything wey him like.

As long as you are still learning.