₦airaland Forum

Find way make una dey date. At least she go Dey courteous to her bf small and you get knacks too..

At all.

Ebubu2:
stay there. As long as we live, we plot.

I love this punchline. As long as we live, we plot. 👍

Yeah she’s fine, I’d just wish her a great day. Life no too hard.

majesticguy:
Another great combo after the malt and milk is Sprite and Salt.The combo is one heck of a life saver, I think it's more effective than malt and milk combo.

Just pour the salt into your cup or container, pour the Sprite, shake the combo while the gas is still bubbling and gulp immediately.

abeg Wetin this one day do for body??

Op calm down.


Oya explain how I manage to have all these blood full my system if it’s not malt and peak combo as usual??

See one day I check my blood pressure, I see say the thing LOW, no wonder I no ginger that day. The moment I drank the combo, HIGH PRESSURE STRAIGHT. no Dey whine us guy.

Jakpa straight.

Extra love when you are sick. All family.

You can’t win a mob.

My friend said it’s to save Rainwater.

Just don’t think about it much. S’ope otilor.

yolada:
This weak man with small dick wey no fit make him girl moan again... My dick can make your girl sing praise and worship on the bed.

damn, this is harsh.

Make dem summarize this story abeg for us wey never chop.

LOVEGINO:
I no dey like babes with small boobs.

at all. I run faraway from them.

Exactily what a man need. Damn.

you might as well get a lapi, you know what it is.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Tinubu is a disaster

At least 78 Nigerians have been killed and 12 abducted in violent attacks across the country since President Bola Tinubu took the oath of office

We should remember they didn't add up the 37 killed in sokoto about two days ago for their refusal to pay a levy to bandits

i rememebr the time you use to shut here 'Tinubu will never be President'. He is now, what you finna do bout it.

sukkot:
dont be deceived, every nigerian has 50k. the man begging you for money is only begging because he does not want to spend his own.

fresh white naked truth.

meanwhile OP, you got a return ticket right? use it.

Las las all of us be yahoo

That Canadian Loud should be released immediately. Inside this fuel subsidy na him dem go arrest loud again

Don’t smoke where you’d cast.

On Colos, on Colos.

TheGoodJoe:

You are just emphasizing my point.

Simple, let us not get too excited with the win because we were dominated. It is just a simple point.

Finito.

after a Grand disappointment against Brazil, this win made me feel a lot better.

Mindlog:
You can collect back appointments and civil service jobs BUT any land, legally acquired and paid for by the igbos and your people collected the said amount which most spent on frivolities while still eager to sell more, dem no born any body to grab them except the state government that must full market value as compensation.

sharrap, give land and jobs to other tribes in your enclave. Stop being primitive.

Yes, the south easterners should try and be inclusive, nothing anybody can say here, no single “other tribe” worthy for any appointments I find that clannish and unsophisticated.

Same way 1 candidate will get %97 in an election in a state? Which kain style be that? I find it very offensive and everything negative.

Give lands and jobs and appointments to YORUBAS and OTHER tribes is all we want, for a better Nigeria.

My own na eyes. The guy smoke and smoke Dey comot for inside his eye ball, na run ooo.

It is what it is.


Good times ahead.

Money2000:
These cabinets don’t look happy a bit

loooku looooku look at you loook at you

Buhari— bhoolar, na him be dis ooo, I don bring am come

Tinubu—- ahhh, Mr emefiewele, Mr cashless policy, how is the family

Emefiele- they are fine sir, congratulations sir.

DMerciful:
There will be no rerun, Obi will be declared winner by the courts because he actually won the election

till then I guess.

I’m disappointed and not impressed at all.

Since I’ve been born, I’ve never seen a Nigerian team score from corner before. Mtcheew.