₦airaland Forum

fattprince:
She fit no be virgin again. And if she is OP fit marry her na. Let be optimistic sometimes.

wahray ni op, he can’t marry her, he should leave her alone, ahhh, hmmm, help us beg him. Oloriburuku feh baye omo lomo shy girl hey, ahhh, wahray.

#100 small now, true true, everything don cost.

You fit give your GF #100?? Fear God na.

I’m sitting here laughing so hard, one person said he has been fufu’ed

I no fit talk Wetin dem do me and my younger bro for Alaba international, haha, I thought I had seen a mugu, I nor know say na me “dey play”.

Long story short, both my money(28k), the “32” inch tv we wanna buy, nothing follow me reach house. At the end of 4 days, I sold the tv Iast last for #700 to iron condemn aboki people.(100, I swear) you can’t beat those people.

He go be like film, but no be film. Hahah.
Modified

If you see anything wrapped in nylon(the one used to microwave stuffs) yes, that white transparent soft nylon, especially on laptops and TV’s etc, JUST RUN.

ekukeku:
When u read some story, u will fill dat some people came from hell ...
U set ur fellow human ablaze after collecting N3m from him....

it’s saddening walahi, 3 milla ooo. I’m pained.

You can collect all the money you want but why kill him :- maybe beat him up, tie him so that he won’t be able to call the police so you can long excape, why kill him, again, gruesomely. You burned him alive.

Y’all suppose to be put in a tight cage and burned alive. Or tie you people up and be fed to a week long hungry hyena

Why una Dey sensor this sheet, the owner don’t mind now

Meanwhile if Hisbah and them muric catch this one for street, kai, person wey no born piking go help am cry.

Funny, but all the ladies that have commented so far have frowned at the story while majority of male folks don’t mind and give approval even tho the story fake as bleeep.

LogicBomb8:
info what are your sources?

Google. Nairaland… I just love to read and check things out. Anything, Everything.


I love your personal text too.

“ FIRST, I PUT MY MIND ON IT THEN I PUT MY GRIND ON IT”

onez:
Sensible ones want to liberate their country from evil politicians. Urchins want to die a slave.

thank God I’m very sensible, I want nothing but a very good country. A working country, not square in a round hole.

Thanks boss.

Don’t threaten me unless you are doing it now.

Na 50 cent get power tho.

At least, nobody has called you a simp, like they do.

I’d call you GrayPill tho, this kinda pill is gray.

Music- My charge 5 is my best friend

Information- I live for this. I love new info’s every minute.

Canadian loud. The feeling is truly DIFFERENT

Bobdaddy0007:
True true is better to date 21 or 22 both don't date yoruba girl of 25 or 27 ooo them go tell u say them get sense past u for relationships

omo I Dey fear Yoruba girls ehn. If you hear funmilayo Omolara just jakpa

Been a while anybody mentioned “zoo” tho.

So it was all whinning, all these while una dey disguise

May 4th place happen to y’all.

If Peter Obi knows what’s good for him, he better bam Big Brother 9ja for Obidients or else, na wooden spoon he go carry. Lol.

I guess Peter Obi don lose the election already.

All the people wey suppose vote am in go they wait for the next “who Bleep who” story forget Peter OBi.


Peter Obi needs to ban Big brother for Obidients.

Pocca:
An average Yoruba guy is filled with tribal bigotry and hatred for the Igbos. No matter their level of education. Education doesn't solve that

half of Yoruba people constitute the Labour Party. All my friends, expecially my best friend is campaigning vigorously for Obi and he is Yoruba and he does not discriminate. Can’t say same for the other side

lhordspy:
"In his own country" ... You say.
Same country they called zoo?

The indian never at any time called britain a zoo. With due respect, your instances, references and yardsticks are as useless as your opinion and the subject matter.

I no even understand again, you mean to tell me say all those “zoo” “zoo” and “zoolezu” na lamba. Anyway, I wish Obi the best tho. But all of us know who is the most qualified for the job and who’d most likely win.

onez:
Damage control by Soludo. I can't believe that a prof like him will be recommending a kleptocrat like ATiku for us. He lost my respect. See how wrong the country has gone. How can we start paying the humongous debt Buhari is leaving behind? We need a prudent man like Obi. The truth is we need Obi at this point in history than Obi needs us.

who your respect help Biko. Vote and go home

No mean say he go win tho


All the best sha

Juanmike:
See this one wey dey live for Iyana ba

my old g, you self Dey live for Iba? How ur king? I mean Jafo Authority

Omo if Nwakali go pick lasan, I’m sure people here will kill some other people here.


I’m here wondering what will happen to komekn, charlesemeka etc.

Can’t hold it any longer.

I’m so proud like a happy parents.

V Osihmen.

ibechris:
If I tell u my story u will be surprised and shock how I was bale to get to where I am today.

I used to say it here without mincing words that most Lagosians are suffering. Some would tell u that no city like Lagos,yes agree,but it all depends on which they meant.

However,when I relocated to another state it was not easy but I can say for sure that it was worth the stress.
The fact is,if u don't leave that place now all because u were an indigene of that place,or u were born there,or ur father is the chief of this or that. Then u may find regret in old age.

Everything I have been today,I owe it to God and my ability to have left as at the time I took that decision.
At first it wasn't promising but the fresh air u'll breathe when u leave Lagos is enough to give u hope that u will make it.

And as igbo man,that enabled me to marry very early and my brother who joined me later on can attest to that also,that relocation is very important to human survival.

For those who still find these unbearable to do,just try it and u will see how ur life would turn out to be.

bros I believe you. Relocation is very underestimated. I left LAG last year FEB. I arrived at a new place with no single baggage or follow come problem. Everything is new. New food. New friends. New Problems etc.

Best year of my life till date. I’m not returning anytime soon.

I’m enjoying this so much.


Pls y’all continue, learning so much already. Soaking many knowledge like garri.

I can’t stay indoors to save my life.


Outside is life mehn.

Starboytwo:
Abeg house I need the following

A big size bed, 6x6
Standing Fan, ox.
Cylinder

Location. Abakaliki, Ebonyi state.
If there is, in good condition let’s work out payment and waybill,

Thanks.

abeg, who go run this level, make we deal ASAP.

Abeg make another person keep small

Only him about 140 app, kilode Na ur papa get team??

Omo na only Lagos deal Dey?

Levels indeed.

Abeg house I need the following

A big size bed, 6x6
Standing Fan, ox.
Cylinder

Location. Abakaliki, Ebonyi state.
If there is, in good condition let’s work out payment and waybill,

Thanks.