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I’m taking bets, any Barca fan?

Wow, I have learned so much.

Thank you OP and other contributors. Thank you.

Wannabe’s

How will I f.uck and not press brezz watap of feck is dat

Yes now, it’s very easy to change her now, just carry remote, since she be television.

Omo this thing don cause a lot of problems now.

The Restaurant I eat at said their atm is not working, ok madam, I’d do Transfer. She said she don’t receive alert since 2 weeks now, fidelity bank blah blah blah.

I did the transfer anyway, I gotta eat. She said I must wait for her to receive an alert before I go with my food. I can see she was frustrated and very aggressive with the way she talking but I know it’s cuz of currency change issue, so I tried to douse the tension, tried to wait small and still educate her and everyone around on the need to “really go cashless” Go to your bank. Fix your account. Get your alert working etc.

I was angry myself, i don’t have cash, haven’t held one in 3 days. The keke guy ferrying me about wants cash, he too don’t receive alert (guy like you, and you Dey drive keke, I told him) We have been to 3 Pos, no cash. The one I saw said 1500 for 5000 “so my money is 3500 i asked?” Wawu. Banks is out of it, the GTBank i saw was a crusade. People wasting productive hours.


I just had to rant.

marlow1962:
Naso one " you're not my type " for my area take get belle. Shame no gree her come outside till she born, immediately she get belle she cun cast for the full area. And funny tin na say na one indigene na em gv her wotowo
Anydah wer I come her mama shop come buy sometin, na so she go hide her head in shame, for my mind I be like "see this agbaya, y u dy shame ni, me and u get any business bfr"
You're not my type stop for snr sec sch (probably ss1 or 2), as she get belle na em she driop out.

I no dy laf her o, cus me no get time to dy laf anybody, I nva sort my own problem finish e cun be to dy talk about another person problem (nah I dont do that)

You are just pained you didn’t hit the puccy.

mostob:
This is where you're wrong. Nothing like team Nwakali. He was once my favorite player and I can tell you how disappointed I am at how his career has turned out now.
We are all disappointed but that doesn't mean he should be written off. He is 24 and he has been having an above average season so far.
Bro...Nacho got blasted for staying at Leceister but anytime he scored, na everybody here dey celebrate am.

nah not really anything hardcore like that, just playing. But people like komekn/charlesemeka and more will definitely hear am.

jeromestarks:
...then I set it free.

what did you just do?

What about babaqui?

I guess you have money.

typicalgamer:
You’re very funny my guy 😂

You expect a defender to bang 15 goals in a tourney ?
There are other stats to help plead his case

Well I’m glad you’re not the one running apoty

Because you’ll carry it to every high scoring player

im not in anyway belittling what they achieve, i mean Morocco, however, aprt from Fabio Canavarro whoi won the world best in 2006, which defender don win any individual award in AFRICA/EUROPE/ASIA/ or even in our sunday league or set. The more reason i hate playing defence(i've got a good tackle btw)

Strikers own the game and Glory.

I'm not saying osihmen will win the World Best in his career tho, but i see him carrying an award on that podium... The guy is a beast of a striker, for real.

Sentiments apart, this thread apart, i'm a Nigerian and Osihmen fan boy apart, in the HERE AND NOW, i mean CURRENTLY, as of last week or lets rewind a little, POST-WORLD CUP, WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD?

Messi-? nope
mbappe?-Nope
Neymar ?- maybe a little (dont mind me, he is my idol)
Debryune- Nope
Lewa- nope
haaland- maybe he is(cuz of goals no doubt)
mahrez- good patch of form atm
kvara- good shot
osihmen- Hot shot

no Chelsea player/no liverpool player/no Madrid player/no Arsenal player/definitely no Moroccan

Johnkie:
I’m so shocked to have received nothing for 25 years!

damn bro, you too

I received nothing, that’s shocking despite investing so much in love.

Good morning folks.

Omo, this Nwakali guy, may God help him so he can justify the faith you guys put in him.

You guys are tough sha, I mean Team Nwakali, you guys have staunchly supported him, through thick and more thin. Kudos.

On a lighter note, if Nwakali just secure a move to a top league, or let’s say Chelasea (na dem fit buy anyone) chai, many people should just leave this thread cuz thegoodjoe/supernerd and more will kill us with intricate short,long,accurate corner etc.

zuchyblink:
I just finished watching Emmanuel Orban's YouTube clips. Dude could be the next big thing.

really make I go watch am, I don Dey hear the guy too much lately.

But instincts tells me there’s a breakout star this year for us. Dunno which team, u17, u20 or in Europe already, sadly he is a striker. We need to start making goal keepers, midfielders and defenders more.

BannedLarge:
People are forgetting that if Bayern Munich wins the league and champions league, there’s Sadio mane, if man city wins the league and champions league, there’s mahrez, if Arsenal wins the league and World Cup, there’s Partey even salah has 21 goals in all competitions this season and if Liverpool wins champions league, there’s Salah. As for Moroccans, at least 1 or 2 of them are guaranteed a place in the top 3 for their historic performance at the World Cup. You can belittle it but forget that we were humbled by ordinary bad Ghana team.. Inclusion, if Osimhen see top 3 APOY this season sef, it’s a big W to him. This is how we were hyping certain players prior to Ghana game until we were humbled

Big man, this is a classic case of Agenda must agend.

Even if Bayern wins the FIFA World Cup, nothing for Mane.(out injured)
If man city win the league/ucl(not possible anyway) nothing for mahrez, although he is really trying this season, Currently 28 match 11 goals, 5 assist all competition.

Now this is funny, so if Arsenal win the league, they will now give Partey APOTY dem never even born the guy wey go born the guy wey go win Apoty for Ghana.

Sallah has 17 goals in 31 apps all competitions

Now imagine azzedinne ounahi winning APOTY cuz you reach semi final.

Yes, you can’t be doing fire fighter and be pressing fone. Koh rhyme na.

Rahkman:
most players that play like haaland and osimhen (tap ins) no disrespect to c ronaldo., no dey shine for Manchester united,i will prefer mbappe or even a mason greenwood return

did you just call Osihmen a Tap in OFF POINT SIR

this season alone, guy has shattered his cheek-bone and had surgery on his eye socket. He wears a protective mask if you don’t know.

6 headed goals this season- more than any striker in the world

Most goal scored any player post- World Cup

You definitely playing my man.

I don’t understand some people tho,

First of all, what do you mean “IF” Osihmen/Napoli wins the league ?? The Seria A league is Won and decided, na formalities remain.

2ndly- what do y’all mean when you say, “IF” he keeps improving.
8 goals in like 6 matches. Top of the league by a mile, Top of the scoring chart. Omor.

3rdly- one man say Osihmen is not Top 5 APOTY. (Damn, I wish I can knock ur head sir)
As far as I’m concern, I don’t care about the APOTY anymore. Maybe before this season, but, in the HERE AND NOW, I’m more concerned where Osihmen will rank in the Top 10 of the world. Man is currently BIGGER than what ANY African can bring at the moment.

Stop playing.

Ok first things first, Sign Osihmen.

Give him the no9

200k pounds every week

Better bonuse per goal( na yahoo be dis, cuz my guy no go ever stop scoring)

Private jet trips whenever he gotta come to Naija.

Hardship allowance too.( not easy to be a Nigerian).

Then, we can look at other areas.

Oh and pls sell Martial to Chelsea, add maguire if they are doing anyhow.

This one loud

Hmmm, I think Nigeria is an offensive nation.

Naturally in school every one wants to play 7 and striker, nobody wan Dey back, even for set, we Dey rotate back.

That’s why we have more forwards I guess

Trace her and collect her phone.


Simple as A B C

Don’t let people tell you to let it go. Be patient, tell her you will get your money from her any how. Even if it takes 2 years, the day you see her, just collect her phone.

Modified
Two years i guess is damn too long to keep a grudge tho.

Just “wake up, and don’t sleep”

Collect your money

My plug has agreed to be giving me Canadian for 11k instead of 12k.

That 1k goes a long way. Like savings and shiii

andrewbaba44:
He isn’t brazillian the last time I checked

Imagine Ajax selling a bozo like Anthony for 100 million ,I want to see how much Napoli will value kvara

i swear that guy is a real bozo. Even today, I still wondered how United paid almost 100 million for a spinner, Kai.

By the way, Osihmen is United no9 And together with his POWERFUL GOALS help propel Man utd to the ZENITH of football where it belongs.

As you can see, it’s our turn
Liverpool- cast
Chelsea- disarray
Man city-same pass. Just defend like atletico 👍
Madrid- relapse
Arsenal- Not ready
Barca- upcoming. (Good team, but utd will qualify)

Only contender here is Bayern/PSG

TheSuperNerd:
This Action right here leading to the first Goal for our lad was all about Osimhen's Desire and Knack to fight for loose balls/certain lost causes.

He wasn't spoon-fed this one. He went for it and plucked a Goal forcefully out of the air.

A Monster Menace. The One and the Only Monster Machine 🔥💥🤝🏽

mehn, not many people will score this goal.

Infact, not many strikers will even attempt to context the ball when the keeper and a defender was there(nobody wan collect blow for head)

Danielnino00:
The youth teams of championship clubs have no idea what they missed

hahah. This comment will never get old. Gaffe of the New world.

Joezinho:
Hakimi for me..

You can’t be banging in goals everywhere but when your country needs you, you go mute.

I stand a better chance winning the APOTY just from my living room than hakimi. Well I know you just joking anyway.

Osihmen will win 3 APOTY back to back to back.

Joezinho:
Kvara is currently carrying that team. I hope he doesn’t get injured. We all saw how Osimhen performed when he played alongside “selfish insigne “

kvara will not even see 1 pass if insigne is playing in that team.

Insigne was Napoli.

Now Victor is the undisputed King of Naples, and soon ITALIA.

Danielnino00:
How it started ...

I don’t know when I started following Osihmen, however, I remember this pics you dropped. When he climbed the podium after scoring 9 goals(if I remember well) the spirit of the lord came overeth to me and whispered “ A king was born”

Nigerians are indeed are going through a lot at this particular moment.


Saw a lot of people queuing in the hot sun. It’s not easy at all my fellow brethren’s.