₦airaland Forum

You are just pained you didn’t get the pussi. Sorry boss. Or you’d rather she pregnant for you?

Sixfeetbelle:
He stole this picture of Twitter and came here to pretend it's his

dont spoil the fun now, nairalanders aren’t stupid, we know it’s a fake story, just pretend like it’s real, comment and go.

Nakamuras, una nor Dey tire?

Bonaventura:
This is a welcome development.

Meanwhile, Governor David Umahi of Ebonyi State completely abandoned agriculture and made people believe he focused on a facade infrastructural development.

The truth is that just like Buhari's Daura, Dave made his tiny town a haven and left the entire state in shambles.

The few multicoloured bridges and building he did are just for aesthetics. Most of them do not extend beyond 2km into the interior. They are done along where people transit to other states so that they can be seen.

at least the roads are getting done. Although the state government could try more in the Agricultural aspect, but the structural infrastructure are to be commended. Na outside them go first do before doing all those inside road, and every day, works are going on.

I commend the governor ooo. Constructive criticism.

Na liars full here.

I can’t do without food, music and women.

So football bye bye. Besides, what if my leg go break or one stupid boy fire me shot for prick.

davodyguy:
He has tried, he will still try, but will not win

by Gods grace

Sapa FC

or na FC Sapa.

I watched about 7 minutes of nacho about a week or 2 ago, can’t remember the specific match. Definitely, he was not sharp or a Messi but I see a player that can cut it elsewhere, most definitely.

He is not an Otu player, his left leg is very delicious and should be playing more minutes.

People who know him personally should appeal to him to leave for France, Germany, anywhere but be playing regularly.

Forget Komekn, there’s hardly anything you will do if you only gets to play 5-10 minutes. Haba. Oh, less I forgot, make komekn help us ADVISE nacho as him do Osihmen, una know say Baba sabi advise person

tegrianonigltd:
Mindset is damaged, thank Goodness we escaped Nigeria average mentality. You may insult me, but this is just the truth. Sane society care for every living thing, life, even animals.

Nigeria is far from sane. I don’t know how else to preach it to you.

Nysc nor be vacation

And if you are very high standard, go get an apartment. It’s not rocket science. Money talking.

If you don’t got money, better buy better broom and brush and scrub to your satisfaction.

😵‍💫

Matthew Mcconaughey

Whining

Abeg, make una just Dey drop sweet updates for us way no get tv.

But my own be say, Naija must win sha.

Na our dear politicians go first enter this planes, not me

Abeg make dem summarize am for us wey no get data

And they say make this man step down for Obi, as what?

Obidients, over to you all. Make una respond to the man.

I say respond, not abuse ooo.

No worry, he go pay you. Ma4

Look for another woman, no time.

Who get time to Dey ask?

Na to buy dem imam ASAP.

Wahala for who nor Dey give shi-shi.

Na shi-shi vote una go carry last last.

Good news for people like us. Free the nippla

Omo bro better calm down, dem Dey beat person wey right ooo.

Chop slap untop your rightness

TINUBU

The STRONG MAN.

Great administrator, by virtue of your antecedent, non of the other candidates came closer, the gap is very wide. He laid the blueprint of the greater Lagos, if all the bad things happening in Lagos is attributed to him, only fair you add the good things.

He is strong, has money and a master STRATEGIST. He has so many boys and men and has alliances across the length and breath of the country and beyond.

He masterminded the ousting of a sitting president, unheard of in Nigeria and very rare in African politics(at least give him credit)

Cons
He damn old. Close to 89 or something

ATIKU

I like this man, he appears to looks detribalized, he’s always in the run for the Top Job. Very experienced and also has money. However, is emergence as the party flag bearer of PDP has been chaotic to say the least, I’m very sure internal wrangling of his party will culminate in his losing again and I honestly have no sympathy for the wazirin adamawa. I like wike, and I feel he was cheated, plus the balance of power really needs to move to the other side for equity.

Nothing much to add.


OBI-

The messiah,

Initially I supported him like any other reasonable person who is damn tired of the establishment. Not really anything significant about him, 2x former governor, and almost that’s all. He don’t have tons of money like the other guys, have no structure, nor any national experience, everything has been based on his governance of Anambra state in the past. His supporters don’t have anything to sell him except for “he saved money” and invested state money in a beer company, where the current governor of Anambra has come to blow the yansh of the hen open by claiming the so called investment is close to nothingness.

Notable individuals from his region have come out to absolutely reject him, notably the current governor of Anambra, the former CBN governor casting aspersion on his candidacy and Arthur Nzeribe asking him to pull out outrightly, however he enjoys enormous support from the young people on social media who don’t have PVC nor looks likely to vote for him and also some of his ethnic people.

Cons- Only Igbos are sure to vote for him, as ethnicity is low key the singular reason he is supported



-Kwankwaso

Just in the race I guess. Not expected to win, but would probably give Peter Obi a fight for the 3rd/4th position.

How? I saw one poster last weekend when i Dey piss. The man legit 132 year old, you don’t believe, I will snap it later.

-1. He is Igbo

-2. He is the messiah

-3. He can save money, even tho people in Anambra are still hungry.

-4. He will change Nigeria from Zoo to a better country

-5 He will build beer company.(even tho the one he build is currently next to nothing) na Soludo talk am, nor be me.

These and more are the reason why the man is being put forward, from what I have seen and heard so far.

Why should we care, is Obi not a person?? Even kwankwaso is busy spreading his gospel. As long as you are Nigerian, by all means run your campaign.

The usual tribal maradona you guys are playing will not go anywhere.

A lot of Yorubas are supporting Obi, just to show you how sophisticated we is, We are above tribal shenanigans, we vote who we wants and we have not thrown our Labour Party supporters to the dogs, same cannot be said for you guys. Im sure after the election, “zoo” will resurface on Nairaland, but no be zoo now that Obi wan be president.

Make una Dey play.

Sheggy13:
Exactly this is what it is about and we want to hear, not hiding under one nonsense fake competence to support your candidate while insulting those that support the ones from their tribe. Own it with your chest that you're supporting Obi because he is Igbo like you . That is more logical than telling us you're supporting because he is the most competent.

this is the thing the irks me the most. You downplay every other candidate to sell your own. Even your former boss, your messiah Atiku is not spared, na now una know say na thief, but no be thief when OBI be him running mate. And no more “zoo” “zoo” again, why

Y’all free to support your kinsmen, it’s a normal thing, but to give us lamba that he is the messiah and our own kinsmen is a drug dealer, wow, una must Dey mad.

We all know the real drugs men.

What are you saying

Yoruba this, igbo that, so the North is Jesus abi, better go and sleep.

No Yoruba has ever accused the Igbos of helping killing any Aboki, just jargons from ur imagination.

Yoruba, accuse Nnamdi Kanu of anti-north rhetorics Nigga, where you copied this trash from?

Ibos and the north can choose to leave Nigeria this minute and nothing will do me. Guy rest.

Rapuru14:
Don't bother, Feb 2tl5th not far.

Obi is your next president.

hahah, can Nottingham Forest beat R. Madrid?? Inpossicant.

We all know it’s an Ibo agenda. It’s the sole reason I will never vote for an OBI. Make ibo people vote en masse for their son, we don’t care nor give a bleep, Also let Yoruba’s vote for who they like, don’t abuse them, don’t try to convince them or anything. LET EVERY MAN VOTE FOR WHO HE LIKES. Say no to bullying, no game playing, no tears whatsoever, just vote, be peaceful, go home, wait for announcements, take your 3/4th place in good faith and cry in ur room.

Never seen such a terribly concocted lie, guy. Rest pls.