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Both of you are mad

Na wa for that side ooo....I even think say those two women be boko Haram self......for that side every body resemble boko.....

See that body guard face for the first picrure.....
Baba meme

First pics, body guard be like "smh see who we dey protect..

2nd pics- if you like chop am,me i don kukuma do my job...haha

God has been so great yesterday and early today....just 3 people qoute me and I will bless them with small token....please just 3 and not derail the thread...

Newboss:
My brother, your "destiny" might be to sell akara o

hmmm destiny checker...eshay gan

Maybe just start acting like her bf...dont say shit just act the talk....that's what I have learnt here on nairaland....

Excuse me sir,with all due respect i love your daughter very much...I swear to God I love her "gan...in that case I cannot collect this money...love is bigger than money

[quote author=bujebudanu1 post=74945551][/quote]baba it's not my destiny...my destiny is dj cuppy

Ooduavoice:
it may be a sign that you need to open a bread factory.
who knows, that may be where your fortune and destiny lies.
explore it man.

my fortunes lie in bread factory....that's a new one...I never hear am before

I wish it was money that rained or manna....the way I dey take hungry ehn...

itsIYKE:
This is the height of animal cruelty, you see this as monkey tricks, that animal up there fears for its live, that cane the handler is holding has been used to hit it so many times while being taught how to perform this cruel form entertainment, that animal up there is scared for its life....there's nothing rite or even entertaining about this......its been scientifically established that animals have feelings too

all those animals etc lions, elephant use in circus in USA nko...how do you think they train them...animal cruelty kor

Hello,I'm having a serious dillemma in my love life I have 3 girlfriend (or they think I'm their boyfriend which I'm not) and 2 are bread sellers :one is a tailor....I don't want all of these girls,I'm tired...as I fine reach,tall dark handsome,six pack,bear bear every every why all these "omo oni buredi,tailor people are the ones falling for me...I want to date banker,engineer,lawyer,slay Queen,mbgn,dj cuppy etc..

Here's is our typical convo on phone

Breadi seller-hello boda kinni

Me-hello who be dis,"ta lon soro

Breadi seller-emi Ni, emi "ruka...

Me-ruka ehn kilo shele

Breadi seller-mo Ni kin shay hello Ni,shey ema jeh breadi...kin bayin gbe wa...iszot..on gbonaaa...

Me-haaa modaran,bawo loshay getti number me..

Breadi seller-anti rofia loh fun mi Ni number yin...won Ni eh like bready ton gbonaaa...

That's how all the breadi seller got my number on speed dial...I need y'all advice to get out of all these "oni breadi sellers and tips to attract bankers,pilots and dj cuppy...

Before I end it,I will first beat her,so the person giving me the money would know say I'm very serious...3 million...maa naa wahray...

NaijaRoyalty:
Just make the money , they will come looking for you .

Talking from experience

baba how you take make the money....I don tire...kala I never make....

Paxie55:
Nonsense.


This was the reason I spat on one foolish guy yesterday.

you spat on a guy whose just tryna
I'm sure he gave you one dirty slap

Me- hey hafa baby kilonshele?

She-ignores me

Me-oh you are ghost,you don't talk..

She-crosses road(cross with am)

Me- but ghost dey talk 4 Yoruba movie na,or you foreign ghost..
She-ignores me

Me-you must be deaf or something?or dumb

She-what did you say

Me-i said you must be deaf or dumb,

She-you are not ok

Me-oh I'm good,I think you are the sick one

She-what...you must be very stupid

Me-i think your father is very stupid...(she wanna move I drag her back) where are you going?

She-are you mad?...if your hands touch me again,
Me-(cuts in)what would you do ehn?tell me ...
She-you just touch me again..

Me-but I like your bag(touch it)..

She- tryna hit me...(clearly frustrated)Mr man whats your problem,I don't know you and I'm gonna scream "thief if you don't back off now..

Me-scream if you like,this is my Area, everybody know me..

She-bike,bike...

Me-to the bike man(alaye how far, eba mi gbe babe yii dey ibi ton loh...removes #100...

She-climb bike,collect the #100 from bikeman, squeeze it and throw it at me...

Me-laughing so hard...wahray omo...if I see you for this place again..lol...


bumped into her on Friday where I tryna get my pvc...were both shocked...I smiled and tryna say hello,she was having non of that and I left her...told her friend I was very rude to her the other day and I apologized...

It was just freestyle I don't mean to be an assho.le...

Feels really good to be a United

androidroot:
Hello? Baby, have you sent it?

no no no,let's start from the beginning.....every time wire me money...

Anything concerning "fork fork,just give it up to Kenya....

An eye opener

I always look forward to your post baba.....always a new thing to learn with you....

Kindly mention me henceforth....Big ass fan
Cc ubunja

Ehyah na this kind thing kill one egbon for my street last year November...

H

Nigeria need a total overhaul

Nasman387:
Baba, no vex. am now the Minister of Thunder, how do you want me to strike her?

boss make we just free her jare...she be mumu....by the way wetin we gain?

Y'all eligible men better go register for BBNaija....Bet9ja is sponsoring the new edition holding in 9ja away from payporte......

A lot of you guys here have really added to Bet9ja ministry and still contributing everyday so it's only natural you guys register and hopefully some guy on this thread wins the 45 Milla.....Good day...

Chai

I don dey tire small small for all this 10years paro.....


All these "ile kewu girls of 10 years ago just flooding my status with these trend...

Like Dino said,if your account no change from 10 years ago,what are you doing

This is definitely not naija

Naija girls will die before they send such message..

Reminds me of some babe in my street that time,this one go dey look me like zombie Everytime, ordinary "hi,she cannot utter....must it always be me?why always us

Anyway I decided to help her one day like that
Me -hey hi,I see you around sometimes what's up

She - squeeze face like mumu,uttered some inaudible something,and started going

Me - wahray leleyi sha so make I dey pursue you...no be you like me?...

Awon omo ope


So efcc problem is iTunes boys abi....

I almost thought it's "na dem again

But it's obvious this one schooled in the west...

Omoluabi amaka