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SportsRe: Barcelona Players To Wear Jersey With Names In Chinese Against Real Madrid by Starboytwo(m): 10:56am On Feb 06, 2019
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PhonesRe: More Telecoms Subscribers' Woes Loom by Starboytwo(m): 8:51pm On Feb 05, 2019
freemanbubble:
As in ehnnn. Glo worse my sister

Glo network is bad here in Benin. In fact before you finish downloading a porn movie with glo then Be assured you will give your life to Christ because [b]glo network here in Benin City is slower than injured snail./b]
glo network is rubbish in ugbowo
I stay at sapele road in Benin, glo network is worse in sapele road.
Sometimes when I visit my parents at aduwawa in Benin City. The same thing.
Most times the data network will just disappear as if you switched it off
Etisalat 3G is faster than Glo 4G

The fastest and sure way to commit suicide is to buy a glo network and subscribe with it because once they start to frustrate you then you will commit one.
I dump their sorry asss
Am now on Airtel.
PhonesRe: More Telecoms Subscribers' Woes Loom by Starboytwo(m): 8:51pm On Feb 05, 2019
freemanbubble:
As in ehnnn. Glo worse my sister

Glo network is bad here in Benin. In fact before you finish downloading a porn movie with glo then Be assured you will give your life to Christ because[b][/b] glo network here in Benin City is slower than injured snail.[b][/b]
glo network is rubbish in ugbowo
I stay at sapele road in Benin, glo network is worse in sapele road.
Sometimes when I visit my parents at aduwawa in Benin City. The same thing.
Most times the data network will just disappear as if you switched it off
Etisalat 3G is faster than Glo 4G

The fastest and sure way to commit suicide is to buy a glo network and subscribe with it because once they start to frustrate you then you will commit one.
I dump their sorry asss
Am now on Airtel.
RomanceRe: Why Would You Want To Get Married? by Starboytwo(m): 6:28pm On Feb 05, 2019
I actually thought about this today

Id really like to meet my son
PoliticsRe: Ask Atiku Any Question Using This App by Starboytwo(m): 6:13pm On Feb 05, 2019
Help me
CelebritiesRe: Atiku: Davido Is The King Of Nigerian Music by Starboytwo(m): 6:05pm On Feb 05, 2019
I doubt if Buhari know who Davido is, or any other naija artist for that matter....

Oh sorry except small doctor who he saw performed the other day.... "Buhari ye ma sun...


Buhari top 3 Playlist be like

mallam damboroba - daura anthem
Aboki shinkafa - straight outta duara
Yusufa 2pak ft nurehni biggie--thug life kanjiko..
CrimeRe: Young Man Caught Wearing His Sister's Pant After Stealing It In Lagos. Photos by Starboytwo(m): 7:52pm On Feb 04, 2019
But how dem take know
RomanceRe: How Men And Women Fall In Love by Starboytwo(m):
LoveCapsule:
Money makes a Man act confident & tough because he feels he can do anything as long as he is rich, and that's the kind of attitude that women are attracted to.

So, yes money also play a major role in female attraction. But it's better to build your confidence internally so that even if there is lack of money, your confidence still remains intact.
I can climb mountain when there is money in my pocket.... I'm at my happiest, kindest, luckiest, craziest and every other "est when bah dey...
RomanceRe: If You Be Yahoo Boy I'beg Show Here by Starboytwo(m): 5:48pm On Feb 04, 2019
stupidity:
asin ehn, I just tire. Na Lagos own worse pass. Every Lagos girl you meet will tell you she doesn’t have a guy, or she haven’t met a serious guy. You sef go con feel say you don jam your next girlfriend. Unknown to you, she wan use you work o? She’ll just be using you and the remaining guys in her stronghold to survive in Lagos.
so basically every damn "everybody is now a yahoo boy... okay
Music/RadioAny Music Producer In The Building... Holla by Starboytwo(op): 8:57am On Feb 04, 2019
I'm looking for a dope ass music producer for a project.... Holla me up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 3rd February 2019 by Starboytwo(m): 5:22pm On Feb 03, 2019
We grind out the win today....



Leicester were really impressive
RomanceRe: I Told A Girl I Love Her And She Walk Away by Starboytwo(m): 1:18am On Feb 03, 2019
NNAMDIII:
How old are you bro? nawa for you oo
how old are me huh
RomanceRe: I Told A Girl I Love Her And She Walk Away by Starboytwo(m): 1:08am On Feb 03, 2019
That's the sign bro.... She loves you too
RomanceRe: Now Trending: #Couplechallenge (pics) by Starboytwo(m): 1:08am On Feb 03, 2019
Too bad I don't have couples
RomanceRe: Every Female On Earth Cheats by Starboytwo(m): 5:43pm On Feb 02, 2019
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InvestmentRe: Who Want To Earn Bitcoin As A Passive Income By Viewing Websites Only??? by Starboytwo(m): 8:46pm On Feb 01, 2019
09078589062
Cmac2163@gmail.com
CelebritiesRe: Muslims Frown At Nike For Using ‘allah’ In Their Airmax Logo by Starboytwo(m): 11:43am On Feb 01, 2019
Haha
EducationRe: ... by Starboytwo(m): 11:33am On Feb 01, 2019
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BusinessRe: If You're Not Ready For Heartbreaks, Never Start Up A Business by Starboytwo(m): 10:15pm On Jan 31, 2019
Una Dey really make me fear....
But fear not omo ope,i never expected it to be easy anyway...we die here mehn...we f.ucking die here...
Technology MarketRe: Bluetooth Waterproof Speaker by Starboytwo(m): 10:57am On Jan 31, 2019
Jale Jale nko
AgricultureRe: Supply Of Tomato And Pepper And Tiger Nut by Starboytwo(m): 10:56am On Jan 31, 2019
Alimoe:
Hello All,

I can supply tomato and pepper fresh or dry.
And I can supply Tiger Nut.

If interested kindly contact me at whatsapp: 07033331886
where you at
EducationRe: Army Day Secondary School Sobi Barracks, Ilorin,kwara State In Shambles. by Starboytwo(m): 10:52am On Jan 31, 2019
That toilet would definitely give you cancer
PhonesRe: Must We Say ''hello'' At The Beginning Of Every Call? by Starboytwo(m): 10:51am On Jan 31, 2019
Hello good morning

Yo!

Hi

Whats up

Wahray

Modafucker....
Depending on who called.....

But I think I'd stopped saying hello...
RomanceRe: Does His Looks Really Matter To You (Ladies/Girls)? by Starboytwo(m): 10:42am On Jan 31, 2019
Hisduchess:
life and preferences.no dreads,no earrings, no hair dyes.my kinda date dey barb gorimanpa for hairstyle grin grin
kill me nah
RomanceRe: A Question For The Stoners by Starboytwo(m): 9:57am On Jan 31, 2019
Used to do TM then before he cast... 100l days Tm was the food in the hostel...Back then we average 500mg daily .... But v stopped dah shit...TM is harsh....

WEED is generally inexpensive anywhere expecially Lagos... You'd roll 4-5 stick from 2h weed na...

I don't do pills no more....weed and paw paw is all...

OH I did "ice(crystal) some weeks back, shit is super dope but highly addictive and fucking expensive... 2gram goes 10k..i would strongly not recommend it, my ex is addicted ans spend all her money on the trip....

Weed is Bae.... Pawpaw is Bae...
Be responsible bro.... I control all the substance, non ever did me...
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Exposes The Fake Lifestyle Of Some Celebrities by Starboytwo(m): 9:19am On Jan 31, 2019
Mention the people na
NYSCRe: NYSC 2019 Batch A Corps Members House - Let's Connect by Starboytwo(m): 11:50pm On Jan 30, 2019
Booked
BusinessRe: Pls I Need Practical Business Idea That Can Convert 200k To 400k Within 6 Months by Starboytwo(m): 10:48pm On Jan 30, 2019
Just look around you my brother you will see a niche that will blossom
RomanceRe: Your First Ever Sex : When , Where And How ? by Starboytwo(m): 9:33pm On Jan 30, 2019
460ICEBEATZ:
Honestly its always cool having stuffs in your house that attracts your classmates. PlayStation's or any game console. You have a good chance of getting girls laid. My Sega mega drive then too attracted my niggas to my house a lot. To put the icing on the cake my parents weren't always around so I had all the house to my self. Sometimes , our female colleagues would also follow us too and we would organize a sex party. Fun memories. .

Moreover how come this your girl wasn't a virgin ? At what age?
you know most of those girls quick quick get sense pass us... When boys still dey do mumu mummy and daddy, older people i.e our "egbon dem, don dey pursue dem girls upandan... I think a 14-16 year old boy has only one crush and thinks about football,game and other rough play all the time... Meanwhile girls dem already have 2 to 3 bros wey don dey call am...
RomanceRe: Your First Ever Sex : When , Where And How ? by Starboytwo(m): 7:29pm On Jan 30, 2019
Js3
My house and school same street....Junior Head boy
My house then was the rendezvous for almost all the Sabi boys and girls.... Plus I got ps1.. Imagine the traffic...

Dunno why glory was angry with me the whole day... I badly wanted to please her and she asked we should be going home and I should not play football today, a whole Friday make I no play ball and worst of all she told me nobody should follow us.... Hmmm I had an idea there that something bout to sup...

Was scared shitless...we got home and she knows where the keys at... Open door... No light, damn at least TV go gimme small distraction... So only me and Glory inside,we sat far apart and in my mind I be like

Me-(in my mind) oya now go meet this girl... Same time I was thinking, but how I go take go meet am...battling with myself...

Meanwhile Glory just sat there on the plastic chair just staring at nothing...

Me-(mind) 1st voice be like-wahrah stand up and just go sit beside her, haa God "Ode ni Bobo yii Sha...
2nd voice-ok ok I will go now... But if I sit beside her what will I do?... Was busy going back and forth for like a year



2nd voice-ok ok ok I will stand up now, but lemme count 1 to ten I will stand... 1 2 3 8 9 10..i no stand...
1st voice-oya na, 10 never reach
2nd voice- I swear 1 to 10 again, if I no stand up make motor jam me..... Then she dropped the bomb

Glory-looks up, haa it's 3.30 I will be going by 4 ooo.

Me - ehn 4..ok... Damn I wish my boys were here to give me ginger...

1st voice-oya now, she even they go by four, it's now or never bro... Ride or die,die minute, loss time

1st voice - haaa see your life, see your useless life, ordinary stand up you cannot stand...you are too dull.. Na only book and play ball you Sabi... Shakes head... Shame..spits self.

Me- standing up,awkward as hell, can't remember the exact mumble I mumbled but I Sha crawl to her side Sha and I don't know how but her head found a way to my lap and I was just smiling mumu smile, she used her head to brush my D... Well I kissed her and to God be the glory...

The end lopin cinema.....

P. s... She was not a virgin
And my boys came back later after the El clasicco, telling me I miss, see how dis one dribble this one, one score 7 goals blah blah.. I just look all of them Shake head...
RomanceRe: Your First Ever Sex : When , Where And How ? by Starboytwo(m):
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RomanceRe: Between A Recharge Card Seller And A Slay Queen Who Tried To Shame His Hustle by Starboytwo(m): 6:35pm On Jan 30, 2019
She deserves slap

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