₦airaland Forum

Pidggin:
E no go beta for Buhari

May change visit his family
May they lack fuel in Aso rock
May they lack aviation fuel for all presidential jets
May all commodities they purchase be increased
May there be hardship in Aso-rock as is being experienced by the masses
May PHCN seize light continously in Aso-rock

Only then will he understand what people are going through

Eyaaa i feel like crying for you.

Zibi1:
What Nonsense? mtcheeeeew!

Hehehehe bros calm down.

Lastborn12:
How does it concern me

Afterall u are the lastborn. U neva sabi wetin we dey talk.

Please is it possible for me to get WINDECK as a full movie?

yorme:
*grabs mic*

ANNOUCEMENT!

Normally, i keep my private life private but some joy can't just but be shared! I dunno who this might bless.

I've been partially idle since November, 2015, but i never ceased being fully active GL citizen after NYSC decided to dash our batch A'16 hopes.

But just last week, i got a JOB! Many thanks to dottune, whom i met on this platform. He gave me a lead into things i needed to know.

Ermm...i think i found LOVE also (I might be breaking Twerky101's precious heart here). She's a Nairalander, and a naughty clone of myself! (Cutey, i know u are reading this. Please, don't spank me oh)

GL has been fun, educating, challenging and moreso a blessing. Justified10, Dreamcome2ru, Kapable75, Chumaster, Manus17, Chuxmyk, and other bigx guz...plus including my gorgeous babes, Twerky101, Abbie25, StarryV, Franceswasky... Una know unaselfs. I love u aj!

Pressy Greycious and VP ruthobaz, make una keep the romance active.

I still dey here oh, but with lesser troubles and activeness. More responsibilities ti take over!

Awww missing ur presence already... Congratulations dear.

kapable75:
Starryv, hope u good sha

#Aloha

yes boss. I'm gud . My husband is taking good care of me. @ Dreamcome2ru. Even Yorme is a witness.

yorme:
Cluelessness is his middlename. I still can't but wonder what his exact mission is here. Trashy bongo!

Hahahahahahaha oga yorme u no go kill me o. Which one be Trashy bongo.? Chai i don die

Slapsticker:
hey guys, I think I belong here. I am finally going to serve three years after graduation year. better late than never right?

some of us just wish we could do without.

u welcome dear. We are glad to have u here. Just introduce urself this format...
Moniker,
School,
Course of study,
Year of grad & four states u wish to serve in.
Then sit and wait for ur welcome party.

flightz:
hurt and not hot. Learn!

chai swthrt u repeated d same "hurt" while trying to correct someone. That is to say nobody is above mistake.

flightz:
and who says I'm human? I'm super human and we have our adjectives.

U ar too smart to notice ur mistakes. U mean u saw nothing wrong with what u said? And u call that an adjective? Smh vigorously.

justified10:
u get tym to type o..

dat girl is a guy, she(he) dey seek attention.

And she(he) is not even a PCM 16B. I wonder who opened the gate for her(him)
This kind gender uncertainty dey mak me wonder if na Haemophrodite we dey talk about. *lip_sealed* (no be me talk am o)

flightz:
I'm looking at you with one eyes

*One eyes*. SERIOUSLY??

Abbie25:
Pwettybhy where are you? I have also seen my name for Batch B.

Una well done o!
Where's everybody

Congrats sis in law. Loving ur signature.

ChuxMyk:
Loud and clear. *Strolls away sadly. searching for his own wife*

Eermm lemme quickly remind u dat we hav dinner parry tonight at oga yorme's place. So dress well and come expectant. Who knows u might find ur missing rib there. Thank me later.

Dreamcome2ru:
StarryV dear,lovely morning to you,how was your night?

lovely morning to u too my sweetest. My night was ok. Hop u slept well too.

Wow I don see Mr. & Mrs. Dreamcome2ru for the invitation. Lemme start preparing for the dinner parry. *ironing my hubby's cloth*
Happy birthday Mrs. yorme @dear twerky101. Gracelanders love you.

yorme:
*faints*

Hehehe good for u. U wan cause High BP for my Dreamcome2ru.

Dreamcome2ru:
**Cocks Gun,Fire a warning shot to the sky**Be warned and i repeat be warned and stay clear.ohhhhh,what?"bodily anointing"?what nonsense,am going haywire........**PointGunAtHisForeHead**Ohhhhhh,Greycious!!!

Ohhh! Sweerie pls calm down. It's not worth going haywire for. No mind yorme and his lonely state of wife absenteeism. He just want to mak ur Blood pressure rise for nothing. But dont worry eh *patting his chest* i'm here now. His plans no go work eh. Come let's go in.

yorme:
Choi! Yaf finish me! Don't judge me by my GL personality na! I don't joke with God oo!

i can see u ar serious. Wow that's good to hear.

Dreamcome2ru:
Thank you love and Good morning.

Good morning swthrt. How was ur night. Hop u dreamt of me.

ChuxMyk:
Loud and clear. *Strolls away sadly. searching for his own wife*

ough!! so sorry dear. But dont worry. The God of Dreamcome2ru will meet u at the point of your marital needs. Good luck in your search.

Dreamcome2ru:
Chai,ur words dh sweet my belle,who told them am loosing weight?na so dem go dh talk wetin dem no see,sweetheart,ermm on the matter of friendship,he's my comrade,our romance sweet so tey i forgot to tell you,biko no vex.

Its alright honey. I no fit vex for u for this kind matter na.

yorme:
Dreamscome2ru, I'm sorry I couldn't get back to you early enough. Got busy with Church activities. I can see DTOBS gave u appropriate answers already. I hope you are satisfied with his response?

*via the bolded...* Like seriously??

ChuxMyk:
Lol. U be sharp babe. No wonder him like u

Hehehe My hubby no like me, he loves me. #winks.

kapable75:
dream is my friend and he has been losing weight lately which is very wrong. And if u don't feed/treat him well, who will?

Ah ah nau. That's not true. U wanna make me feel bad. My hubby isn't loosing any weight biko. U know am newly married. Don't worry gimme a little more time and u aint gonna recognize Dreamcome2ru any more. Well i appreciate the fact that u care about my husband. It means u are a good friend just that he hasn't told me about you.

Dreamcome2ru:
You right dear,lol@your frequent use of "All izz well"remind me of the movie 3 idiots,babe have got to say goodnight here,have got a lot of bolts and nuts to tight and loose tomorrow,Goodnight sweetie.

Ok goodnight honey.

Dreamcome2ru:
Yea,but i already settled for Garri jare.

chai. All izz well hun. some days are like that.

kapable75:
chisos!! No be the first time self. So u in dey parlor dey watch telemundu and your oga go dey battle with mudu of beans. Chai!! I piri your oga.

I cant remember saying that. but wait wait wait do we owe u any explanation on how we run our home?

Dreamcome2ru:
Babe,am in fot a long thing tonight#Sad#

What's that honey? still on the soup issue?

kapable75:
see wetin person wey get wife dey talk.
the wife self dey wait for special invitation.

Oga leave me and my husband alone na. He's not complaining, so we are fine. *tongue_out* He's a good cook o. Incase u dnt know.

Dreamcome2ru:
Seriously,that mean i won't be able to eat it tonight or anytime soon,vegetable?meaning i have to go to market again,Arrrghhhh,and i hate to eat outside o,na which nonsense be diz gan.

Chai pls try and manage it tonight my love. Or u take another thing. U dnt hav to leav d house now for any reason. It's late already.

Dreamcome2ru:
Haha,please don't implicate me o,my own dh ma body right now,don't add another one join,ohhh,less i forget our relationship is build on a solid trust.

Yea... Seriously. #winks