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Dreamcome2ru:
Don't mind him jare,am kapable75 to carry out my duties as your husby,yorme just dey put water for basket ni jare,i send him?NO,darling just focus on me and me alone.

But honey wait o. why are u kapable75 why ain't u kapable100?

Dreamcome2ru:
Don't mind him jare,am kapable75 to carry out my duties as your husby,yorme just dey put water for basket ni jare,i send him?NO,darling just focus on me and me alone.

O yeah sweery *winks*

TESTIMONY TIME...
I never knew we had angels on assignmement here on earth untill yesterday. I was in my house o when suddenly my phone rang. Because it was a strange number I didn't say much on the call reception. Lo and behold the call was from a staff in my school's student affairs unit. The caller told me to come and rectify a little issue that would hav deprived me of serving with B16 PCMs. I had to enter the nearest available bus to my school o. I got to school called the person. He came and carried my case on his head as if he knew me from somewhere. He even took me to d HOD student affairs unit and acted like I was his sister. I was almost thinking that this "God sent" guy was going to mak a demand from me after all the helps he was rendering including calling me with his airtime. Hmmm brothers and sisters of Graceland I was so attended to and the issue was trashed out without stress and after every every he said I'm free to go. Wow! It really did put a big smile on my face and there and then I decided to live a life of helping people that don't even know I exist. THAT IS MY TESTIMONY.
Bring ur thanksgiving offering as u join me in singing...

justified10:
y u dey vex?

No worry bros. I been dey vex for NYSC then buy now... I no vex again.

yorme:
Lol. Everyone can attest to the fact that all I cared about was your welfare while Dream wasn't around na. As per my friend's woman fa!

Friend ko woman ni wait untill dreamcome2ru catch u. U go explain who mak u care taker over em...

yorme:
Yeso, he needs to forgive them for they do not know what they were doing fa! My friend's wifey! Awayhu na?

U see am! See them, defaulters. them don dey raise their head one after the other. My dreamcome2ru see dem o.

ChuxMyk:
Lmao. Who be this one? . .

I was abt asking that.

justified10:
I know when we go go precisely..not earlier Dan October and not later Dan November..

for more information, contact d new DG.

;; Guy u are cruel I swear

Dreamcome2ru:
Well,it's all good,i read it all,a lot of things happened though,new monikers,Abbie deactivated her account,a lot i must say,I believe Greycious is yet to provide an update on the Abbie issue.
Yea,am back fully from my sojourn to land of opportunities,it's a shame Nigeria is only living on her past achievements,too bad,Arrghhh,i travelled,I learned,I saw and i conquered,Alhamdulilah Robil-Alamin.
Special thanks to you guys,you're all wonderful,mentioning names will be tedious,but you're all wonderful,thanks you all for the care and love,Special thanks to StarryV,babe,you surprised me,infact am speechless,thanks for staying in touch,i regretted missing your......it would have been great to hear your........again and again,"Adim smart"lol,am catching up right?
Pressy,VP,Senators,my fellow Ministers,and to all the good citizens of GL,thank you all,and AM BACK.

Oww!! My swthrt is back *dancing & singing* Welcome home honey u cant believe how much I've missed u. It's really good to hav u back. Emmm ther are some persons here that looked for my trouble wen u were away. I told dem i'll report dem to u wenever u return. But am gonna forgive dem just as u thaught me to. Welcome bak sweerie. Oya come and show me what u bought for me. Idi sharp *winks*

A pencil maker taught the pencil 5 important lessons:

1. Everything you touch will always leave a mark.

2. The mistakes you make can always be corrected.

3. Your most important asset is what is inside you.

4. In life you will undergo some painful sharpening that
will make you a better pencil.

5. To be the best you must allow yourself to be held and
guided by the hand that holds you.

Be a PENCIL and allow GOD to be the HAND that holds
and guides you throughout all your life.
And remember that we are nothing but pencils in the Hand
of our Creator. My signature

justified10:
naso d thing be..
how u dey?

I dey fine oga. I just dey here dey vex.

justified10:
nice one.
i am finer Dan d finest

hahaha abi? I like that

Tracer:
Talk na.... Hpe its nufin bad?

Nope I fitn't talk

mayorsweet:
I'm so sorry about ur predicament dear but God knows better than we human.I wish u success in all ur doings in life

Thanks dearie. That helps.

Tracer:
She has what

Meesquared:
y am I hearing that second stream is for people that worked it or married people.. lemee know please

Lies!

Abeg who and who dey go Oyo state ? Make I see ur hand up.

Tracer:
Wassap y'all good nightvening
All d jamal fans....say no to gayism even in movies
All d pple wey dy find cheap data na to hack MTN nd AIRTEL remain for una
Where z my delta ibo frnd abbie ?

she has...

Greycious:
Lol...onye oshi kor
Btw...who keep friends without benefits these days

I don't... Excuse me. Hehehehe

Greycious:
Lol, she wants the cash instead. And I'm her agent in this case.
What's the method of payment?

Hehehehehe guy u be friend with benefit I swear. I dey see onye oshi for ur eyes lols

Greycious:
She wants her Miss B16 crown back

Eyaa let her come back naa. I'll buy it for her

Greycious:
Lol...Will surely share it here. In a coded manner

Ok sir. Am sorry for using the word "selfish" on u. It was a slip of tongue no! sorry slip of the finger.

Greycious:
Ok nice
If it's something u can't share online, u can msg me on WhatsApp, u still have my number?

Don't be selfish sir. We wanna hear it too.

Why did Abbie25 deactivate Eh?

yorme:
Starry so love daddy and mummy play! Oya, lez kontinu!

I can see u hav forgotten ur last encounter with Dreamcome2ru. U know I calmed him down that day. but this time i aint gonna say a word.

chumaster:
shuo! Dreamcome2ru must hear this

Lekwanu anya. Hear wetin?? my hubby isn't a negative thinker ok?. Infact I'll tell him myself

yorme:
Stop being jealous, my friend. Aside the private igbo class, StarryV and i would explore the nitty-gritty of biology and chemistry in fact! I learnt she's a perfect tutor. *winks*

See this one. **hitting his head** #dish#dish#dish. Yorme wake up!! Stop dreaming. Hehehe okwala gi

HarkymTheOracle:
Lol
Just call me Oracle

Mmmm oracle. sounds nice to me. ok nice to meet u on this platform. Happy birthday in arrears.

yorme:
Stop it! Incantations are not allowed here!

Instead of u to employ me so that I can be interpreting doz things for u u dey here dey complain.

chumaster:
you don old?

Na u talk dah one o.

chumaster:
I tot you are an Igbo:::::it means "old age has caught up with me"

Lols I be ibo girl o. Maybe na d same old age saga dey worry me

Abbie25:
Lolz.. No be small thing..

I dey tell u.