₦airaland Forum

Must they come and break fast in the Villa? Hipocrisy of the highest order...

APC is the biggest Yahoo conglomerate in Nigeria... They scammed 180 million Nigerians in the last presidential elections... Next level indeed!

Nigeria we hail thee!!! One senator must have lost big in betnaija and now wants to use the senate to slap them back...

... Nigga doesn't want to take chances because he knows he and his friend used to visit one baba for 'touch and follow' jazz back in the days .

Hmmn...


Meanwhile...





No Money in Circulation but Laziness in high supply!!!!
I will give you FOUR examples...

First :
Two young adults came to visit me one morning. They needed money for food. I told them that I do not have enough but if they don't mind, they should help me and wash my car so that I can give them the money I budgeted for the car wash..... Both of them left lazily and I took the car to the car wash......

Second :
We have approximately 10 trips of sand dumped by caterpillar. I wanted to level the place for motorists and saw 3 young guys parading the street with noisy music from one China torchlight. When I asked them how much they will collect to level it, they said 5k each, I asked them to commence. In the evening, I drove to the site with their money, I was shocked when I got there and noticed that they did nothing. On my way back, I saw one of them who told me that they couldn't find shovel to do the work.......

Third :
One undergraduate came to me seeking for assistance.. He condemned all the elites because according to him, they refused to dash him money. While the discussion was on, my launder brought the clothes he washed for me. The young man was surprised at the cost. I now asked him to learn the job so that I can talk to the elites to patronise him during holidays... He told me that washing cloth for "bigmen" is washing away someone's talent because they have "blood money".... Their money is not blood money when they give you without work but will become blood money once you wash their cloth.

Forth:
I met one of my friends one day, he narrated how he has been suffering and how couldn't meet up his responsibility as husband again, i felt for him and i told him to join my farming business but to my greatest surprise, he bluntly refused and told me that farming business is not meant for graduates.......
At this juncture, I switched off....

No money in Circulation....
Overdose of Laziness in Circulation.☹️.

If you no work, you no go chop!

But God dey try o: the fact that he sees this type of atrocities from heaven daily.

First and foremost, what did she do? Most times people don't ask that question, they will instead start bashing the guy with words... Even a mad man won't assault you just like that... It's possible what she has been doing to him is worse than this(maybe it was compound-payback)...#justsaying

Welcome to Nigeria where the FG pays insurgents to fight back.

What baffles me is that he said he couldn't remember when he even committed the offence which means a CCTV must have been what was used to catch him... Civilized countries, I hail you'll.

Is that man holding that brown card a gigolo?

The three things to learn are:
1. Never give up
2. Never ever give up
3. Never ever for whatever reason give up

Tonto will faint after seeing this...

Then why is he increasing the school fees of tertiary institutions in the state? Probably wants the IGR to triple so he can get more than enough to embezzle before he leaves office...

He must have met the wrong maga who knows how to swear properly using snail shell... Olori ibu

I won't be surprised if Daddy Freeze is also looking for how to smash Tonto's bush path.

So Charlie is responsible like this...?

There are responsible-looking people who are not actually responsible despite they wear suits around(they can't bring their aged parents under their roof let alone feed them)...but look at Charly, despite he sometimes dresses like a retired lunatic... He is still responsible for the upkeep of his aged mother...




#don'tjudgeabookbyitscover

How much is Ned paying Seun?

Whoever cursed Nigeria...

My concern is, when is Kemi Olunloyo going to get married? She has already passed and even overtaken menopause but always "yabbing" people when am sure the vibrators she is using have already damaged the wound in between her thighs and is now affecting her brain...

Fear NOT NORTH

I hope those clique of Saraki SAN are still handy? Looks like he will need them again.

But money is good o... See as Oshiomole fresh

Hunger everywhere...

How can someone termed "lifeless" give birth to these beautiful damsels? Isn't God a miracle worker...

Somebody is about to get paid... But Bobrisky is actually looking more feminine than some ladies o... Only God knows how many men have toasted Bobrisky not knowing that he is a man like them.

That's bad... So a talented but broke hustler cannot be called up to join the national team without dropping "roger or moolah" for the coaches? We need serious help in Nigeria...

adewest1999:
Abeg who don here from Buhari

Him don go renew him jazz for the NEXT LEVEL... Na solo move.