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I know Tonto Dike Decay will be wishing she was in her shoes... Association of Nollywood Oloshos(ANO).

Wait!!! Hold up! Did I just read that she is Ned's sixth wife? ... Speechless (in Michael Jackson's voice).

We were not born to all be on the same side of a coin...

People still don't understand what hustling is about... Just because Davido appears in big events doesn't mean he is a hustler: it means he has a hustling management team around him: people who know that once he goes down, they are going down because they make their money off his performances. So all he needs to do is "show up" when they hustle the show for him.

NB: there are artistes that are ten times more talented and energetic than Davido but they are not always in the news or big shows because they don't have a hustling management team like Davido.

Good for them...meanwhile...

That plastic bumbum don suffer for Toke Makinwa hand.

The marriage don dey tire her be that ... Tell tale slangs spotted.

The person that committed the crime and landed the family in prison will sure chop general beating by his family members in prison.

Wait o...somebody cannot sleep in peace again with his uniform? Is the owner of the land where he is sleeping on complaining? Abeg make una leave am...we are still in the last stage of "change" and this kinda thing is happening to our uniform men then imagine what will happen by the time we enter "Next Level"... Frustration everywhere.

Hmmn, looks like social media is doing more harm than good these days...mean while...

Gather here if you initially thought the heading was referring to Bishop David Oyedepo.

Damn...she just denied a young man of his future wife.

Say NO to suicide.

Naso e dey start until we hear say you suck h!m d!ck 0n€ d@y.

When you look at his answer critically, you will know that there are two things involved... It's either he wants to dodge the issue or he needs to go back to school.

GidiWoodsMan:
You would cream your pants for sure if he pulled up next to you in his Ferrari

God forbid... I have met people more handsome and richer than him both in Dubai and France and I didn't give a damn, na this kain "money miss road" I go come dey trip for?

onecrate:
I understand but northerners would always be chosen first ahead of anybody whether merit or not. Moreover he's competing against people from his state for the available slot. Your prof. Mum should have followed it up for him na.

She's no more there...More so, she doesn't interfere in our affairs (we were taught to hustle hard for ourselves)... Owing to the fact that he had done his nursery, primary and secondary education within the A.B.U staff school, it was natural for us to "assume" that he would be given the admission based on the fact that he is a "school compound boy" and has an excellent result... Abeg, am tired of even whining over that matter...

skondo09:
seriously you know the school well

I graduated from there "summa cum laude" many years back.

alfarouq:
God bless your mum for her contribution towards educating north earners but if she didn't do it so many are praying and willing to do it and will do just as good as she had done.
Besides she was paid for her service or was it charity.
You should be grateful that the north gave her the opportunity to groom future doctors because am sure she will not enjoy that privilege where she came from so don't for a second think you have done anybody a favour.

She is now a Deputy VC "where she came from" since she couldn't bear the unequal treatment and A.B.U is still begging her to come back(even if it would be as a visiting Prof.)...but she is done with the North and very soon she will be migrating to Canada as her services are also sought for over there.

You said this man is a billionaire? Looking like this? Hmmn...

onecrate:
If southerners fill up the slot then where do you want northerners to study medicine. We rarely leave the north to study so I think it's fair.

You still don't understand me. Based on "MERIT", when someone has stayed and schooled all his life in the north and scores 320 in JAMB, 6 distinctions in NECO, 8 distinctions in WASSCE, and 93% in post UTME, the person should also be given admission to study MBBS(on merit) aside the fact that his state also belongs to the catchment area(Middle Belt)... You hardly come across that kinda result in the north these days.

onecrate:
Why didn't your younger one choose a school from your civilized region. What is he looking for in a backward place. Nyamiri.

What is this one saying? Where were you when my mum lectured in A.B.U for twenty five years? If my family should contribute in training you northerners, then I don't see anything bad in getting a slot based on "merit" because my state is also under the "catchment area".

BabangidaHamza:
Why don't he applied for any university in your so called civilized region? Why ABU? School in your region and leave north alone please..

What is this one saying? Where were you when my mum lectured in A.B.U for twenty five years? If my family should contribute in training you northerners, then I don't see anything bad in getting a slot based on "merit" because my state is also under the "catchment area".

greatermeme:
But, but, but, but, you look like a Northerner!

But I am not...

These are Anatomy and Physiology students... Am sure those girls must have applied for MBBS but were denied and their slots given to people with names like Sadiya, Muhammad, Umaru, Ganduje, Hadiza, Usman, Zubairu, Mustafa, Buhari and co... Imagine one of my younger ones who scored 320 in JAMB with six distinctions in O'level was still denied MBBS in ABU (and given Anatomy instead) despite he "finished work" in their PostUTME...

If INEC can postpone a whole presidential election despite the billions spent and the inconveniences caused then why couldn't they postpone the marriage until he finds time to return to Nigeria? That babe will perfectly fit into a role in "Desperate Housewives". ... I hope he will send his sperm through WhatsApp for her to get pregnant?

Let me confirm from Ogugu shrine if the reasons OP gave are all correct...

Quality20:
No o!. We d great youths of Nija wont take ds rubbish. This is our only member in governance, why remove him for an old man? Yahya bello shd stay put, no body is removing or denying him APC ticket.
Take note, Nairaland youths, NANS and youth council, dont let these old men throw away our reprentative out of governance pls. Buhari, Atiku, Gowon, Murtala were all youths when they first came into d limelight.
We wont take Ambode treatment in kogi.

Are you okay?

Benekruku:
You will keep tapping till eternity.

Better go learn his trade and re package. You think God buys private jet, money buys it. And work gives money. #ANYWORK

He didn't buy all the private jets... I know of one that was a gift and God touched the giver's heart.

I was expecting to see Ajax players and agents banned for buying matches from Real Madrid and Juventus...

Two world-class universities, four private jets, countless exotic cars and choice houses, over 40 mega churches, businesses running into billions of naira, two pastor-sons who are well-grounded-in-the-word, a swollen bank account aside properties and connections around the world... What more can a man ask for? Bishop David Olaniyi Oyedepo, I tap into your grace of being a territorial commander.

This girl don repair Akpororo life o... So Akpororo can finally give birth to cute children like this? May the God that helped Akpororo help idle guys here on nairaland.

Say NO to cultism...