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Deal with him until the weed clears from his eyes... Nonsense!!!

Konji pushed him to the wrong child... Am sure the policeman and his colleagues will assign someone to rape his anus in their cell.

Go to Kingston in Jamaica and smoke some good weed first before you decide... Thank me later.

Who cares?...

Somewhere in Nigeria somebody is busy singing "las las school na scam" because his carryovers are longer than River Niger...

I love how shoes fit her legs though...

Talking about shoes... I bought shoe of 250k and you expect me to be walking on ground? See, if you hear any sound on your roof, just know am the one

...who cares?

The simple reason why I hate sharing my soap with people is because you will always find a strand of hair on the soap after they finish and you won't know whether its from their head or armpit or "downstairs"... If you know you know

Issorite...

O boy, see cars...

Beface:
Wetin be the hard truth for this one way you just talk now. Mama way they help pikin dey under spell,hmmm!!!!! The guy need prayer,yes I agreed but abeg leave mummy out of this.

What do you know... A parent can be under a spell to use the child to drain him/her of hard earned money at old age...

Op, you want to hear the bitter truth? It's either your mum or your elder brother or the both of them are under a heavy spell. If you are a Christian, advise them to go for deliverance in a specialized church or prayer mountain... After you finish the spiritual aspect, then advise your elder brother to go look for a better job.

And who will be fuelling it? Liability... They should have put that money in fixed deposit for her or bought her government bond and given her some change to be entering uber pending when she truly becomes "BIG"... Efe is currently begging money to fuel his BBN jeep.

This was my great-grandfather's latest beetle car back then... Don't kill yourself over mundane things...It's a matter of time.

This is the case of some of them...

Seriously?

Dem don see who pass dem finally... Those Agberos are always behaving like they own Lagos... But I wish those soldiers could replicate that with Boko Haram boys.

Now wetin him gain?...

Perverts, over to you...

The devil is a bastard!

Issorite...

obembet:
Agbaya with small Dickson

Let me check...

chiommy123:
Which landlord will allow you owe him two years rent

The one living abroad and who doesn't trust his kinsmen to collect the yearly rent for him but prefers it accumulated until he comes back to the country in ten years time.

And this is how to wake up when you hear that your nairabet ticket has entered and you have won #50,000,000

Cc lalasticlala mynd44

This is how to smile in your coffin when you die owing your landlord #5,000,000 for ten years rent.

#850,000 for a human being? Where did we get it wrong?

Depends on the kind of president you want... If you want us to die, then "I go Die" will best fit; if you want us to be saved, then "I go Save" will best fit...but if you want us to be in confusion, then give it to "Akpororo"... But on a personal note, I think " Zebudaya alias 430" (Chika Okpala) will be a good president because he is more mature.

Happy Birthday Mikel... The guy na real Igbo businessman... Impregnated the daughter of a Russian billionaire (and she gave birth to twins)... If football no pay again, maga must pay.

Donjazzy12:
Shhhhh! Keep quiet, this is not a gathering of prostitutes! Wait till you get to your meeting venue.

I wish you know who I am...thank God for nairaland that allows people like you hide under the guise of a faceless forum to spew trash... I doubt if you have even crossed the shores of Nigeria.

Eiya... If she could read minds, she would have just quietly put Sniper in his tea before he got well. Fear not north.