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Which of the mod distracted us with this kinda story biko? We are talking Naija politics and you are bringing a retired pvssay to front page for what Oops, I forgot she is one of Seun's crush after Linda Ikeji.


Meanwhile: When PDP situation room saw Kano results...

What were you thinking?

But honestly speaking, most of the nairaland and mostly online supporters don't usually vote, so all these "Likes" for Atiku and "Share" for Buhari don't count because the true voters(Northern almajiris) don't even know what nairaland looks like... One prayer point you should all pray is "whoever wins the presidential election, God let it still favour me".

The way Amaechi folded his hands shows that he is not happy with the turn of events because he knows that win or lose, he may still go down as a result of Reno Omokri's tapes of his words against Buhari...poor boy

While you all are seeing APC situation room, I am seeing the 39 dead in election-linked violence in the last 48 hours. Whoever cursed Nigeria...

zealousayo:
My brother is currently suffering from hepatitis B as shown in the test result.He is seriously vomiting and stooling.His eyes have turned yellow and he is loosing weight day by day.Presently, there's no money to go to the hospital for his treatment.So I want to ask if there is natural way of curing this disease... I will also be happy if medical personnels in the house can offer some pieces of advice or someone who can help financially.Thank you.

Drink plenty of water daily and avoid sugary and fatty food.

LiveByNight:
A serving governor's daughter couldn't help this lad?

I am currently based in Abuja too and know that so called govenors kids help people like this daily without even bathing an eye lid?

He said he doesn't like a uniformed job with the paramilitary, so I should kill myself because I want to help someone who is Choosey? The best I could do was help him repost his advert since he doesn't want my offer. Sorry bro...looks like I have become a pain in your a$$.

LiveByNight:
[s][/s]look there's nothing special about being a servant to a governor's daughter!! Why would you scream you are serving a governor's daughter with pride ?

Better get woke and stop being so thirsty !

Iisten this coke is not going to drink itself not will the gala get eaten by ghosts .

Get yourself down here and eat this stuff and open your mouth and do the business ..

I ain't playing with you! I spent N150 to put this lunch together for you as usual so I can get some brain and now you are trying to act out a script here?

This isn't funny come over here I need to burst a nut and stop playing

I don't give two nuts if you are an astronaut orbiting the moon! This Dick won't suck itself

Get over here now !!!

I guess your codeine and tramadol clogged brain didn't let you understand my last quoted message. Am done hullabalooing with you.

LiveByNight:
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Davido doesn't know you, maybe his gate man who is one of your regular clients does, no one of any importance knows you. You are a hard worker and a serious hustler I respect that. It's not easy hugging the corners of Allen avenue at mid night , more grease to your elbows. your Badoo profile is legendary

I hail

Old soldier no dey die madam

I was once one of your regular patrons on Badoo back in the day remember?

Seriously though no need to form I have one gala and a cold N100 coke for you as usual.

Don't try to act classy it doesn't suite you, be yourself and take the gala and coke now lest you starve to death

Be real , at almost 40 you shouldn't be forming anymore

I feel your pain nothing is working again in your life that's why you visit Allen Avenue and badoo by the way am a serving Governor's daughter... So deal with that low-lifer.

LiveByNight:
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Come here I have a gala and N100 coke for you so we can get busy , I know that's your prize for a night with you.

Cheap skate

Sorry bro, I am not like one of those dirty-panted groundnut-selling girls you corner into your face-me-I-face you room. Even Davido knows my class and that's why I posted that sh!t.

May God forgive me o... Anytime I see Chioma's lips, always imagine Davido's d!ck inside.

Kano people una well-done... We go suffer am together...aswear Nigeria is under a heavy curse.

With this result, how can I ever trust Yoruba people again?

As long as it doesn't affect Senator Dino Melaye's win, then they are on their own... Dino Melaye(giving Governor Yahaya Bello tough time since time immemorial).

It would be scrapped.

Afamed:
It will be better for you to resume your Biafra or death National Anthem by tomorrow

Sorry bro, I am a core Northerner...born and bred in the north.

As the Nigeria's presidential election results are being collated, it will shock everyone at the end that Buhari will win and these are some of the reasons why:

1. Buhari's cabal learnt from the mistakes of GEJ and they are not gonna repeat it.

2. In year 2015, 6000 "Christian pastors" in the Southwest gathered in different mountains to pray for Buhari to win against GEJ and God is still honouring that prayer (if not for anything, at least to punish their ignorance)

3. The northern masses don't care about the economy (they don't even follow economic trends) so they don't care if things continue the way it is as long as they can eat one plate of "tuwo" (corn meal) a day.

4. Osinbajo is backed by pastor Adeboye of RCCG who speaks less than he knows (or hears from God), so for Osinbajo to still be there, Adeboye must have told him something not meant for public consumption.

5. The people that should have countered the Northern votes in the Southeast and Southwest didn't go out to vote...they were online making noise or watching TV at home.

Nigerians, anything you see, take it like that.

tandoe:
Seeing the northern results there is obviously no rational behind their vote but the Buhari popularity

Northerners are naturally zombies... Anything "Malam" tells them that's what they do. They don't care about the economy as long as they can get seven virgins when they die in poverty.

You ain't seen anything yet. In 2015, 6000 pastors in the Southwest gathered in different mountains to pray or Buhari to win...you think God forgets covenants?

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Why will someone waste his time and resources knowing fully well that he can't win? Maybe it's for the exposure I guess.

It's a northern thing... I served in the north many years back and I have seen worse than this while conducting bye elections.

Is this one news? Go to the northern part of Nigeria and see even toddlers voting with catarrh running down their nose.

What were you expecting? That Buhari's cabal would allow everything to go on smoothly against them? Wake up, Buhari is not GEJ.

Celcius:
Happily married with 3 kids.

Please don't put that "happily" thing... S/he who wears the shoe knows where it pinches. Don't get deceived by family smiley pictures online...most times it's a cover-up. The truly happy people don't even have time to post their pictures online because they are "busy getting happy".

Nigerians can do anything to trend... Make I carry my gas cooker and foodstuff go cook afternoon food for my polling unit maybe me sef go trend

Seun needs to start sacking some of his mods...how does this contributes to our electoral situation on ground here in Nigeria? Form cediland and post that sh!t and not on nairaland.

Sanwo Olu be like "I will go 2 rounds with you" and she be like "no, it's one round we agreed o" ... Coded language

Old age knocking at her door.

BTW... I hope she collected her own 10k share of trader moni from Osinbajo? Wallahi it will not be better for whoever made a whole VP of the most populous black nation on earth to be sharing 10k inside hot sun...Law Professor for that matter...

God punish poverty...

My question is, has anyone been shot yet for snatching ballot box(es)? Abi na till evening dem go begin snatch am?

I can swear with Buhari's cap that some perverts here would only see the a$$ of the lady on red skirt standing at the left side of the pix.