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That corpse doesn't look strangled... Looks like she died peacefully in the hands of someone who doesn't want to be associated with her death.

That one na their business... Abeg make I go vote jare.

Buhari is calling for the death of ballot box snatchers, yet he snatched a whole democracy in 1983... Nigerians, better use your heads today.

Where did we get it wrong in 2015?

Some NL ladies be like "She's not even beautiful"... Who cares? The most important thing is that what she lacks on her face and probably body shape, she makes up for it in za oza room and that's why that Nigga bought her that Venza...so just stfu and learn.


Meanwhile:

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INEC: We're ready for this

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Nigeria's case is pitiful. Giant of Kwaraption.

Good thing Twitter did... Before they go and announce wetin dem no send dem

That's like voting for "change" in year 2015 and getting scammed for four good years.

[quote author= post=75763734]You can NEVER go wrong with being an entrepreneur.

Apart from your certificate, find something doing with your hands.[/quote]

I wish some of y'all can see inside of their show-off...

Are you sure the suicide attempt was because of a boy or because she is tired of PMB's administration? Make una ask her well o

Copied:
This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss till the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'chimmmooo! Praise, you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
She opened the door and ran out. I chased her behind to explain.
'Uju I can explain, stop!' I shouted as I ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser"
I was chasing Uju with a red candle in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, chasing my wife behind....

My wife's family and I have been gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from pastor Ebube... My surprise romance may have put me in trouble.
But then, I learnt something from this very experience. Fear anything red.
Happy valentine folks!

What is he going to tell his wife now

35k? This can't even buy the back tyre of Buhari's son's bike... Nawao.

Malawi, Kenya, South Africa and Tanzania...Na their way.

Everything will be over by this time next week...

Issorite...

Issorite...

His beard his choice.

Mathiasa:
Am not sure Buhari is human, how can this man be pulling crowd like this? He must be using juju

It's not by pulling crowd before election o... Did you see the kind of crowd GEJ pulled before the last election? Crowd in Nigeria doesn't count sometimes because most of these people are "paid crowd"... Because of hunger in the land, an average Nigerian doesn't mind standing in the sun for 5 hours chanting your name as long as he/she would be paid 2-5k at the end of the day.

The winner will still be the winner...

Desperation has reached its peak I guess... Amaechi wants to win the heart of Northerners when even his people do not believe in him again.

CreepyBlackpool:
But a man fainted first

So why is it choosing to reward the woman and not the man?

...and so? Does the man have pvss¥? Or you think because Bobrisky is a cross dresser he doesn't know what to do when he sees a one-on-one opportunity to score a lady?

Btw... Rest in Peace to Bobrisky's English.

This is what is called "gruesome murder"...