₦airaland Forum

When will gullible Nigerians realize that APC and PDP are the same? They are just the other side of the same coin...na PDP decampees dey APC and vice versa.

Dokpesi is fighting hard to stay afloat... I sight your brilliance.

Is this the same man that was once NLC president? Nawao, so politics can change people like this...

Wike and Amaechi again? Make dem go rest abeg...

Meanwhile, if you couldn't marry last year due to financial challenges, let me show you how yo marry with just 50k:

HOW TO WED WITH 50K

We must do it this year, sisters help a bro ✊

Intro:
Explain to your pastor that you don't have money for radarada.

1. Book in court beforehand.
If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3.buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)...

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k.
(He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should juss call or come to the house later...

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please.
Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife's mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left.
Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad...800 for a full keg(after all, your wife's dad issa wine tapper).

12. Bestman and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi?
Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining 5k for miscellaneous.
One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.
FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

After reading about Atiku presently in the US, my neighbour who had been shouting 4+4 everyday just begged me to please borrow him my sniper... I hope it is not what am thinking abeg o

May God help them... I just pray this their marriage will stand the test of time... The thing dey always sweet for beginning until depression or poverty strikes. Well, I trust Yoruba people sha dem go don check their star compatibility for one white garment prophet or IFA priest.

beamtopola:
You are a yoruba, this is a tribal politic you are playing. Therr are some other good candidates from other tribe because they aint from yoruba you didnt mention them. Dont judge with hysteria

First and foremost, I am not a Yoruba and secondly, I know why I prefer these people. They are young, sound and detribalized... Put any of the other contestnts there and you will see tribalism and sectionalism. An Igbo man can scam his fellow Igbo man so it is dangerous to hand over power to him(because his kinsmen will scam him). The Hausa man will always be a Hausa man no matter which party he comes from because once he goes back home, "they are one" because of their unique religious bond and the fact that they speak the same language.

I wish everybody in Nigeria will just do away with PDP and APC and vote for Sowore or Durotoye... Dem carry PDP and APC parties curse us for this country?

Her legs only got hotter

The world is watching...

I am sure she has a good shock absorber otherwise...

If this one be matric ritual how convocation ritual go con be like Nawao, madness is everywhere.

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It is obvious that cities with the highest unemployment rate provide the largest crowd during political rallies.

Politics in Ebira land of Kogi State has always been characterized by things like these. Common SDP is giving APC sleepless nights in Kogi Central Senatorial district? That woman must be pulling weight.

The power of the people is greater than the people in power... Therefore, it's time for Nigerians (especially youths) to change the status quo in next month's election(s).

If PMB could do this to a Northerner...

This guy sure has talent for singing... Just that sometimes he uses it wrongly.

Watch how nairaland perverts and "would-be perverts" will troop in here now after reading the word "pant"... By the way she is only trying to market something in order to join the league of small girls with a BIG god.

Benz na Benz any time any day... See as car wey dem buy 1970 still dey look strong.

Talk is cheap... PMB said more than this.

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So how much will he sell the fish when finally cooked in pepper soup? Money that would have bought two of Linda Ikeji's house in Banana Island... This is what I call "money bags" not one kid shouting tati billion for the akant yet can't try doing something this crazy.

Wait a minute... Is she the only competent person there?

Hmmn

Trust me if PMB wants all these rubbish to stop he can do it... Just a simple order from him being the Grand Commander as well as a retired General will fix all these mess in the country.

Nice one...