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Romance / Re: I Have Been 'Servicing' My Neighbor's Pregnant Wife & I Want To Stop - Man Cries by Stawner16(m): 6:52am On Mar 18
CoronaVirusPro:


I don’t know what happened afterwards.

It was strictly on business.

Stop the cap, Mr John Wick grin

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Health / Re: I Need Advice Concerning This Growth On My Lap. ( Graphic Pics) by Stawner16(m): 4:32pm On Mar 17
Nigga go to the hospital ASAP. That doesn’t look good

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Health / Re: I Visited The Morgue Unprepared by Stawner16(m): 7:39pm On Mar 12
zed7:
Horrible experience. You will repent immediately, you will become humble, until after a while, the human nature comes back and you forget all that you learned.

My first experience, I was traumatised. It's funny how the morgue attendants see corpses as just ordinary.


They deal with that everyday so they’ve be become desensitized to it
Politics / Re: Eyoanwan Bassey Otu Pays Hospital Bills Of Electrocuted Traders In Calabar by Stawner16(m): 1:50pm On Mar 08
Electric-execution= electrocution. They were not electrocuted if they survived. Fix the headline, OP.

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Romance / Re: Guys, How Do You React To Direct Sexual Harassment From Females? by Stawner16(m): 8:29am On Feb 23
Eagba:
Since one of my subordinate got completely naked in front of me when visiting and I didn't sex her, seduction don't faze me. I didn't even believe I would stay rooted without doing anything. Tho a trick helped me


What was the trick? Do share
Career / Re: I’m Depressed, I Have Only N1.3million – Unemployed Man Laments by Stawner16(m): 6:33am On Feb 06
Damn Nigerians so broke they think someone with barely 1k usd in his account is showing off grin . Funny but sad at the same time.
Crime / Re: NYSC Corps Member Found Dead In Ogun Apartment by Stawner16(m): 7:34am On Jan 16
shagasha:
RIP to him. He probably had health complications.


Very likely but there could be foul play too, you never know.

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Romance / Re: This Nonsene MUST stop in 2023, Please Share Your Experiences As Well. by Stawner16(m): 4:47am On Jan 01
As someone up there said, entitlement knows no gender. Sent an old friend money yesterday and here’s what he had to say grin

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Family / Re: This Nonsense MUST Stop In 2023, Please Share Your Experiences As Well. by Stawner16(m): 4:40am On Jan 01
Nigerians are most likely the most entitled humans alive. See what an old friend sent after I sent him some money yesterday grin

Family / Re: What Are You Starting To Like LESS The Older You Get? by Stawner16(m): 4:56am On Dec 17, 2023
Movies,
Clubbing,
Women,
Religion,
Social Media,
Texting/small talk,
Explaining.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need Ur Orientation On How To Manage A Female Boss At Work by Stawner16(m): 2:23pm On Nov 24, 2023
hkidola00:
grin grin grin na latest update be dis



You sef see am Abi? grin

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Romance / Re: You Are Lucky If Your Girlfriend Likes Video Games And Likes Watching Football by Stawner16(m): 6:33am On Nov 15, 2023
True. My girl even plays the FPL, she’s an Arsenal fan tho while I support Chelsea but that won’t be a dealbreaker grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Life Now In Kogi State As An Unemployed Youth by Stawner16(m): 4:46am On Nov 14, 2023
God saved your life but killed two others? lol interesting perspective
Romance / Re: I Have All It Takes To Get Married... Except Money by Stawner16(m): 4:44am On Nov 14, 2023
You have all it takes to get married but the most important thing is missing. Joker

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Crime / Re: This Story Will Make You Think Twice Before Helping A Woman In Trouble Abroad by Stawner16(m): 11:33am On Nov 12, 2023
She wouldn’t be saying this if that man had watched while her attacker cracked her skull on the pavement.

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Romance / Re: The Main Reason Girls From Rich Homes Are Bad At Sex. by Stawner16(m): 6:44am On Nov 02, 2023
Not entirely true. I’ve met rich girls who’d Bleep the soul out of you grin
Romance / Re: Olosho Ran Away Because Of This.. by Stawner16(m): 6:36am On Nov 02, 2023
Imagine taking steroids right in front of your opponent in a wrestling match. No surprises she ran for her life grin

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Romance / Re: Main Reasons Why Most South African Ladies Prefer Nigerian Men by Stawner16(m): 6:31am On Nov 02, 2023
Samantha124:
The title should be "reasons why most SA prostitutes and gold diggers prefer Nigerian men"....🤣🤣🤣



Generalizing isn’t exactly something intelligent people do. Also, calling your fellow countrymen prostitutes to prove a point isn’t a good look. Others are the prostitutes and you’re the responsible one yeah? Joke’s on you lol

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Family / Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by Stawner16(m): 8:21am On Oct 28, 2023
Man put numbing oil on his dićk and acts surprised he didn’t feel shit during sex.

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Health / Re: Why Do Women Have Better Dentition Than Men? by Stawner16(m): 12:24pm On Oct 25, 2023
Jeon:
grin

I love people with those kind of set of teeth, especially when the two upper front teeth are bigger. It seems like a bunny to me whenever they're smiling or laughing.

You’re so wild for likening them to a bunny 😭😹

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Crime / Re: Nnanyerugo Best (Killaboi) Arrested In Sierra Leone by Stawner16(m): 2:39pm On Oct 21, 2023
Georgejeez:
The guy na phool , he fit spend so much for passport but no remember say he go change him looks .

Something he for apply beard cream to grow full beards, tint or fix dreadlocks , slim down join sef , the ozuor come still de go Night club join de expose himself .

Maybe na the deceased get strong spirit sha .


Growing a mustache and having a bald haircut would have totally changed his looks

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Family / Re: Teenager Insults Me, Was My Reaction Logical ? by Stawner16(m): 7:26pm On Oct 18, 2023
You need to learn how to control your emotions as a man. That’s where real power lies

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Romance / Re: Who Deserve The "girl" Between Her Admirers by Stawner16(m): 12:51am On Oct 18, 2023
Tbh they all deserve to 🥜 cheesy
Crime / Re: My Experience With One Chance Guys In Abuja by Stawner16(m): 8:49am On Oct 16, 2023
Oh well, let’s blame the government again for this. Truth is, Nigerians are their own problem. Evil reigns in the heart of most people smh.

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Education / Re: Artists Who Died At Age 27 (27 Club) by Stawner16(m): 7:52pm On Oct 14, 2023
The case of the dude who got electrocuted on stage is the wildest one wtf.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Disvirgined A Girl? by Stawner16(m): 6:58am On Oct 14, 2023
It was something I used to dodge in the past but after your first rodeo, you’re good to go. It’s not as hard as believed😉
Health / Re: Body Itching After Taking Bath. by Stawner16(m): 1:49pm On Oct 12, 2023
Holybwoy:
Stop using sponge..

Wash your bathroom and your towel.. it's your body reacting to dirty environment and things you use in bathing..

I know this because I was a victim


The sponge is most likely the problem.
Romance / Re: Girl Posted Video Of Conversation With Parent Online: Sparks Mixed Reaction by Stawner16(m): 4:57am On Oct 11, 2023
Your dad and mum scolding you at the same time is definitely a proof you’re a problematic child.
She obviously baited her parents and then proceeded to record them to get a pity party from the world. Number one sign of a very bad child. Sad to see how social media is gradually tearing the fabrics of morality in our society.

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Romance / Re: What's That Song That Reminds Of Your Significant Other? by Stawner16(m): 6:40pm On Oct 06, 2023
Pillow Talk by Zayn Malik

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Romance / Re: UK Dating: 8 Differences Between White And Nigerian Women by Stawner16(m): 6:30am On Oct 02, 2023
Boondocxs:
If a white girl sleeps around she’s sexually liberated
If a Nigerian girl sleeps with one guy she’s a olosho tramp, evening news paper bla bla bla

Let us hear word jare


Sexually liberated cuz they rarely sleep around for money unlike their Nigerian counterparts, we all know what mostly motivates their promiscuity wink


Boondocxs:

So by your logic if she sleeps around for fun it’s okay
But if they sleep around for money that’s where you draw the line ??
Ode

Lol. Read my comment again and tell me where I said it’s okay to sleep around for fun. I understand why you’re triggered tho, gotta defend your fellow hoes. Joke’s on yougrin

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Romance / Re: Be Sincere! Where Is The Weirdest Place You Have Had Sęx? by Stawner16(m): 7:14am On Sep 27, 2023
Not really weird. We did it in their sitting room while her dad was upstairs. Would I do it again? No. Was a foolish risk I took lol.

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