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“Third world” in a picture

FitCorper:
That shit can be started as a result of peer pressure, wanting to feel among or being lured and deceived into it. But trust me once they start, nothing you can say will make them stop until they complete their cycle and decide for themselves. Weed floods the brain with unnecessary high amount of dopamine which makes the users forget about every form of worries and feel good. But the brain is just like a computer and frying it constantly with weed will cause you stress in the long run. I just discovered few years back that this dopamine can be gotten naturally by doing exercises and even an activity as simple as arranging your room and laying your bed, or even being exposed to sunlight. Trust me you do t want to wish your siblings ever start that highly addictive shit. E better make them b womanizers than weed addicts. But if that day comes and I pray it never does for your happiness, best bet will be to convince the individual to start working out. “I started mine as a way to deal with depression after oau geology gave me 1.77 cgpa in year 2” 😁😁😁. #BeSober

Lol bro. OAU geology no be any mate. I knew a guy we be say dem don rusticate am since part two but him still Dey school Dey collect school fees from his parents till he “graduate”😅

Incoming lockdowns. Brace yourselves, guys. It’s all scripted.

There’s a reason doggy style was invented

That’s quite an interesting choice of joke to make. She knows what she’s doing.

All ladies are the same when you haven’t got game

It’s all in your head bro. You confidence is really low and it’s definitely reflect on your dealings with women. Work on yourself, get your goals, see yourself as the prize and watch your life turn around. Lastly, it is better for a girl to think you’re cocky/proud than for her to see you as weak or pathetic. All the best

Oh. He has finally found his voice? Interesting indeed.

It low key turns them on. Unless the dude is ugly or broke.

yrhuhfy113:
MY mom had only my dad and till today, it is a standard in our entire extended family.
My grandmums too had the same reputation in the village of purity and chastity.


SOME OF US GOT MARRIED IN OUR 30s as MALE VIRGINS because of SELF CONTROL, FEAR OF GOD AND THE GLORIOUS DESTINY WE CARRY.
Yes we are the remnant and we EXIST.

So don't generalize.

Hate to break it to you though, your success in life isn’t because you refused to have sex with different women before you settled down. That has zero impact on your “destiny” as most people believe, unless of course you’re careless enough to get a girl pregnant when you’re not ready or catch a serious STD and those aren’t even spiritual lol

G2.g : Got to go.
FYM: Fućk you mean?
DTF: Down to f*ck.
TDB: Till daybreak.

Iyaebube:
CIAO is pronounced as Chow.is a casual Italian salutation that can mean both Hello and goodbye. Most English speakers understands it as well

There was this canned tomato paste that was called Ciao back in the days before Gino and the other new cats arrived

Sablexxxtoons:
Beautiful I'd hit that ..

I always think of a woman's body as a landscape normally

I’d hit it too but let’s not sexualize her😛

diogo23:
He doesn't not need to see anyone, that's is his fantasy, everyone has their own

I find it amusing how Nigerians are quick to kink-shame others while having pretty dark fantasies themselves.

NO.

Take down your profile picture

Does it have a usb port for charging?

Some 👱🏾‍♂️

They can play rough for Africa with their hair like goat shiit

obembet:
The matter tiree me o


Dear good Nairalanders, am available o

Where are you based?

Your first business should be getting rid of your addictions. You’re welcome

My pipe

abobote:
I just fall in love with that super falcons keeper, she is calm and calculative.

First time I watched Oshoala play, and I'm not impressed at all

Looks like she had to play while unfit

What are you even talking about exes for? The past stays in the past.

Ignore the two femcels above. Probably suffering from “Penis Envy” .

TheUnsure:
Proud and boastful men, I can't stand them. Or the ones that have an opinion on everything, abeg tajw several seats.

Yeah, a 'community penis' too. I don't care how nice or good looking you are, dey your dey.

What’s your definition of a community penis?

Cooking. I can do any of the listed chores without any stress. That’s where the dishwasher, vacuum cleaner and washing machine come in, and the last one; ironing is like a stress relief for me

1. Stay at home: If it’s not important, resist the urge to go. It’s expensive outside and hella stressful too.
2.Mind your business: self explanatory.
3.Control your addictions: Women, drinking, smoking weed, betting etc could be your downfall if care is not taken. Never, over-indulge yourself.
4. The next commenter will take over from here

Money isn’t everything but money is everything

Looks do matter. Like the previous comments have said, good looks would make people treat you better by default. It’s just how the human mind is shaped to treat something aesthetically pleasingly better than the average ones.

I’ve had several instances of people being really nice to me. I’ve also learnt to turn on my charm with ease so as to help me get things done faster when I need it😀. Cons are a lot of girls would think you’re a “player”.
You might get the coochie easily but relationships might be tiring coz your partner would be extra wary of you being “snatched” from them lol. In the end, everyone wants something they’d be proud to flaunt.

MikeofKd:
If that’s truly you on ur display picture, then you aren’t ugly na, your way too pretty and I’m sure u have experienced a whole lot too.

Bro, you can’t even see her face in the pic. How you know she pretty?😄

We print them out and frame them.