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Nigeria

Death penalty for drug trafficking will forever be excessively harsh in my opinion. What happened to a couple decades in jail at most?

Oh, way to go since Davido is the cause of the acute poverty and illiteracy battling the north. This should bring them some succor, absolute jokers

Shithole country in every sense of it

Puss360:
Lol... Dem don go adopt... But it's okay, in one week time, invite me for the naming ooo...🙈🙈

Hasty conclusion. Some women have flat tummies even in pregnancy lol

Subtlety is key.

HacheNoire:
The biggest problem and enemy of a man, is his peniss.

The moment you have a dominance and sole control of that front tail, you are bound for greatness.

Not just the penis; food, alcohol, weed etc, anything that gives pleasure in general has the potential to inflict serious pain and irreparable damage if care is not taken. Control your impulses.


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I pray he get a parole sha......[/quote]Parole in Nigeria? Bro you’ve been watching too much Discovery ID😹. Nigeria is one of the worst countries to get jailed unless of course you’re powerful or rich.

HeartlessMan:
You are the cause.
Carrying it on your head like gala.

Not funny

Yankiss:
Well, hate him or love him, his strides so far are commendable. Nigeria needs to reclaim her position in the comity of nations. Tinubu should brace up to stamp out insecurity in Nigeria. If he means well for the masses and if above all he won the disputed election, may the tribunals and Supreme Court unearth the truth. If otherwise, may he go for the right person to come, the right person can still do more than this. Natural justice is paramount.

Well said

The lawlessness.

Nah man that coochie was top tier, bro couldn’t leave💀😹

Capri-sun

You had an out of body experience. I remember when I experienced one, I was in my room seated on the couch but my spirit was looking at my body from across the room. The feeling is hard to put into words but it was deep and so intense, would probably induce a psychotic episode in someone who’s easily triggered I guess. Anyways, the experience ended and I got back inside my body lol. And no, I wasn’t on colos

Buhari don touch them

It’s true and here in Nigeria, it’s worse. I owned a Samsung s22 before switching to an iPhone 13 and I’m not gonna lie, the way people(especially Nigerians) worship that apple logo is insane lol. Imagine treating someone differently immediately you spot the device they’re holding…Unfortunately, it’s because most people don’t realize there are lotsa broke dudes with iPhones and rich dudes with Androids, it’s mostly a matter of choice.

Under the influence by Chris Brown

Why are you “toasting” her in the first place? It’s outdated. All you need is vibe well with each other then you smoothly transition into whatever you two wanna be.

Serendipity2023:
Your rating is useless without money

With or without money, never lose your self respect. That being said. Money is a necessity, otherwise your life’s gonna be stressful.

Weird question but God be my witness, every girl I’ve gotten to cum inside was happy and felt special. The last one even swallowed every drop like a starved prisoner of war being fed milk ration . Point is, a girl would only feel disgusted/uncomfortable with you cumming inside her if she’s not attracted to you/you’re ugly, your díck game is whack, you’re broke or you give off beta energy.

Good read.

Norway

Cod liver oil. The blue one looks like Ibuprofen capsules but I might be wrong.

gaby:
Strangely strange, but that's what life is all about...

One minute, here, the next minute, gone...

When that realization dawns on you is when you start LIVING. You came alone, you’ll leave alone. Might as well live your life to the fullest. No effs given about nobody’s validation coz when it’s all said and done, it’s only you on that lonely walk off earth when it’s time.

The same reason why there are so many young baby daddies, I guess?

The typical Nigerian mentality:
Once you’re a young guy living good and people notice you don’t have a 9-5 job and mostly stay at home, they automatically conclude you’re a Google boy lol

This one’s quite deep

Aaaaarghmed:
you have said it all,while growing up,I was angry and i hated myself, all my cousins looked older than me,I was beating my younger sis one day and one woman was shouting at me ,that why am I beating my elder sister.Na now ,I know the importance and I appreciate what I have.If I clock 40.you no go know and it's good for someone to have money along.e dey make sense

Money ends bullshit my bro. It is an essential.

Aaaaarghmed:
Na why, I no dey every shave my beards.one guy see my international passport by mistake,we were discussing one day and he said that he did not know I am close to 35,but I look like 29.O actually like it because I dont age quick.when I tell people I finished school 2012,e dy surprise them and I like the look on their face ,thank God say I no broke.Am not rich,but I no broke so ,people dy respect me.i hardly smile sef

Yup, looking younger is a blessing. You’d get to appreciate it more when you get older

Small body with a baby face. Not to brag but thankfully not just a baby face, a really handsome one so it does make people friendly and curious to know me. Tbh, I do think about it at times, I’d have been bleeped in terms of my interpersonal relationships if I didn’t have an attractive face😂.
I’m also charming with a good sense of humor so personality wise, I’m intriguing to people. It also helps I’ve got some racks too🙂, gives me confidence which leads to people respecting me more. I’ve never been disrespected over my physique, guess it’s my aura and I’m never in anybody’s business. Also, facial hair helps, otherwise, people could mistake you for a teen.

You wouldn’t believe me if I told you

Nebes:
So many years have passed now and I wonder where she is. Chichi may God continue to bless you.

How did you lose contact with her? She definitely liked you bro. One thing I’ve noticed is if a girl genuinely likes/wants you, she’d do anything for you.