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SportsRe: Rafael Nadal Ousted From Wimbledon By 19 Year Old Nick Krygios by StealthyMe(op): 9:11pm On Jul 02, 2014
DesChyko: Pity I didn't get to watch him play.
Hardly thought he had a chance. I had to view clips of the match
PoliticsRe: President, Governors Should Have Minimum Of University Degree - CONFAB by StealthyMe(op): 1:48pm On Jul 02, 2014
nagoma: So in what way is the PhD President better than the others? Thes confab people should park well oo.
Some go to school for the certificate ; not for the knowledge.
No names mentioned oo..
PoliticsRe: President, Governors Should Have Minimum Of University Degree - CONFAB by StealthyMe(op):
bymigokeph: dis is v.good 4 our country.
if u have ambition den go 2 skul suffer and gain d general knowledge.
If Bill Gates decides to run for presidency in the US,would you be feel he has no general knowledge ?
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 1:13pm On Jul 02, 2014
toykathy: Hmmm.... Short but message well delivered. Abeg bring somethn come frm bahamas o
LOOL grin ....will see to that
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EducationRe: JAMB Releases Admission Cutoff Marks For 2014 by StealthyMe(op): 8:10am On Jul 02, 2014
Kslib: https://www.nairaland.com/1795169/federal-government-pegs-cut-off-marks
Thanks! My bad...please how's a thread deleted ?
PoliticsRe: President, Governors Should Have Minimum Of University Degree - CONFAB by StealthyMe(op): 8:06am On Jul 02, 2014
I believe these are frivolities. The main issues - corruption,insecurity,electricity et al - should first be addressed before moving unto trivial matters.
PoliticsPresident, Governors Should Have Minimum Of University Degree - CONFAB by StealthyMe(op):
The National Conference on Tuesday agreed that those aspiring to contest for the offices of the President, governors, members of the National Assembly, state Houses of Assembly and local government chairmen, should have a minimum of a university degree.
The delegates also voted in favour of the scrapping of the State Independent Electoral Commissions in the country.

Full story here - http://www.punchng.com/news/president-govs-must-have-varsity-degree-confab/
EducationJAMB Releases Admission Cutoff Marks For 2014 by StealthyMe(op): 6:38am On Jul 02, 2014
The Federal Government together with the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, has pegged the cutoff marks for 2014 admissions into universities at 180, while polytechnics and colleges of education were put at 150, respectively.

More info here - http://www.punchng.com/news/jamb-releases-admission-cutoff-marks/
SportsRe: Rafael Nadal Ousted From Wimbledon By 19 Year Old Nick Krygios by StealthyMe(op): 6:27am On Jul 02, 2014
DesChyko: Wow.
The dude was absolutely phenomenal + he had a strong serve.
SportsRe: Tim Howard Sets New Worldcup Record by StealthyMe(op): 6:25am On Jul 02, 2014
ammyluv2002: That guy is cool, I really like him. ...wish he's our second keeper * hope I'm not too greedy sha* tongue tongue

Btw, I'm obsessed with good keeper embarassed embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed
He's married oo..so don't be obsessed - lol
And u're been greedy ; where there's an Enyeama,a Howard aint needed. grin
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 6:22am On Jul 02, 2014
pelvicky: nice story..more oil to ur brain.
Gracias !! grin
SportsRe: Balotelli Mocks Suarez In Biting Scandal by StealthyMe(op): 6:19am On Jul 02, 2014
justi4jesu: All in the name to create topic for Nairaland...una no get work sotey dey do photoshop...mtchewwwww angry angry angry
Google the topic and u'll find so many sites that posted this pic -though i had no idea the pic was photoshopped.
SportsRe: Balotelli Mocks Suarez In Biting Scandal by StealthyMe(op): 6:16am On Jul 02, 2014
Mudley313: The picture the dumb OP is trying to show off is an obvious photoshop

This:
https://i.imgur.com/MJ6uEwC.jpg

Original photo:
https://trenderfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/suarezbite4-590x200.jpg

But ofcourse this is nairaland, where anything goes
Thanks for the correction. Now thats a hell of a beautifully photoshopped pic. Even dailymail.co.uk and other top sites carried this story - guess I was conned!
SportsRe: Balotelli Mocks Suarez In Biting Scandal by StealthyMe(op): 6:12am On Jul 02, 2014
Xyge: Hehehehe.. An obvious case of the pot tagging the kettle 'black'.. One is an Infernal grump with a terrible temper- The mocker. Another, whose brainbox is saturated with the mentality of a 6month old- The mockee..pardon...mocked. So that if tapped a bit, he resorts to digging his teeth in your flesh. Like pikin wey teeth dey worry. Like a VAMPIRE! Be.astly! Both fellas need a pyschiatrist. My 1milla.
He's obviously revelling in the moment..Mocking the player cum cannibal that ousted them from The WorldCup.
SportsRe: Balotelli Mocks Suarez In Biting Scandal by StealthyMe(op):
Pic

SportsBalotelli Mocks Suarez In Biting Scandal by StealthyMe(op): 5:42am On Jul 02, 2014
Italian striker Mario Balotelli has joined fans around the globe in mocking Luiz Suarez after an apparent bite at Giorgio Chiellini.
Balotelli snapped a picture immitating a bite by a Suarez poster placed at the copacapana beach in Rio de Janeiro.

SportsRe: Tim Howard Sets New Worldcup Record by StealthyMe(op): 5:36am On Jul 02, 2014
Excellent Goalie
SportsTim Howard Sets New Worldcup Record by StealthyMe(op):
For in making 15 saves, the Everton custodian had set a new World Cup record since such statistics were first collected in 1966. Peru's Ramon Quiroga held the previous best with 13 against Holland in 1978.It was the best performance from an American goalkeeper since Sylvester Stallone’s exploits in the 1981 film Escape to Victory.

And Howard’s display belonged on the big screen. Only there was to be no fairytale ending, Belgium emerging 2-1 victors after another pulsating affair at these finals. But it mattered not, the 35-year-old had etched his name in the history books.

Seventeen of Belgium’s 39 shots had found the target, only the extra-time efforts of Kevin De Bruyne and Romelu Lukaku managing to evade Howard; by this juncture, however, his rearguard had tired and the netminder was exposed.

Divock Origi had been thwarted three times, Eden Hazard twice, even defender Jan Vertonghen had been denied by the gloveman on a couple of occasions. He had improvised to use his feet, chest and knees.

Howard’s heat map serves to highlight his red-hot display. He even swept up on the edge of his penalty area – Manuel Neuer style – when called upon.

Ultimately, the only thing Howard couldn't save was the day.

SportsRafael Nadal Ousted From Wimbledon By 19 Year Old Nick Krygios by StealthyMe(op): 5:07am On Jul 02, 2014
For the third year in a row, Rafael Nadal is making an early exit from Wimbledon after a stunning loss to a player ranked 100th or worse.

Nick Kyrgios, a 19-year-old wild card from Australia with a world ranking of 144, served 37 aces and used a fearless go-for-broke style to beat the No. 1-ranked Nadal7-6 (5), 5-7, 7-6 (5), 6-3 and reach the quarterfinals.

Playing in his first Wimbledon and second major, Kyrgios is the first player outside the top 100 to defeat a No. 1 at a Grand Slam since No. 193 Andrei Olhovskiy downed Jim Courier in the third round at Wimbledon in 1992.

Kyrgios served out the match at love, hitting an ace on match point. He’s the first manto get to the quarterfinals in his Wimbledon debut in 10 years.
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 4:54am On Jul 02, 2014
That's the end of this ...might as well decide to write a sequel, not certain though undecided

yhermmie & toykathy thanks for following smiley
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 4:50am On Jul 02, 2014
The videoclip was first sent to a private television station to be viewed as an exclusive. Subsequently, other stations aired it.
The effect it had on the electorate was devastating to say the least. The masses all spoke in groups saying that the people's money was being squandered on women and frivolities.
Our party had a campaign later that week which turned out to be a massive success. We were sure to win the election.

The elections came and went as there was no doubt our party would come out triumphant. The video clip had an enormously negative effect on the ruling party and Madam X after it was proved The Premier knew about the kidnappings by Madam X and chose to remain silent.

The results were announced and we were the victors. All because of a carefully thought out plan by me!

I had a chat with the chairman telling him i deserved an all expense paid holiday for two after all the stress.

" I'll see to that." He had replied and hung up.

I and Valerie went on a holiday to The Bahamas ,enjoying the cool breeze from the overhead azure sky and exploring the wonderful things the island had to offer.

Relaxing in our hotel suite balcony with a drink of orange squash, Valerie walked in with that same sensual appeal that spoke tons without even uttering a word.

" Where did we stop my love ?"

She asked dropping her dress to the floor.

" Hmmnn.........." I thought aloud thinking of my next assignment as i fed my eyes lusciously.
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 4:46am On Jul 02, 2014
yhermmie: I might just stop reading.
Why naa ? embarassed
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 11:43pm On Jul 01, 2014
toykathy: This ur short updates na die o, anyways nyc nyt.
No vex o...na unto say e b short tori
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 8:39pm On Jul 01, 2014
I was tensed up and thought up a thousand reasons why the brothel was closed to people.
"Had they found out about Joy ?" I thought aloud.

A call came through from The Boss asking me to come over immediately. I got dressed and headed to the office to find eagerly awaiting eyes following me as i walked. We had all hoped for victory.
As i entered the Boss's office, i was greeted with a was it successful question ?

" I don't know. " I answered.

" What do you mean ?" He thundered back.

I explained to him the previous day's happenings and said we should all fold our hands and watch as events unfold.

As i drove back home,i couldn't just wait for all these to be over.
I stepped into the brothel later that night and met Joy in her room. The first thing that came out of my mind was if it was successful to which she replied in the affirmative.

Being excited beyond words, i moved to lift her up and kissed her - the first time i had anything intimate with any woman since i got married.
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 8:33pm On Jul 01, 2014
The Premier only used the Hotel Presidentiale for his entertainment and meetings.

The Presidential suite was heavily guarded making it virtually impossible for it to be bypassed,except of course by people with a pass. Joy had one and so our plan was sure to succeed.

Joy moved into the hotel room setting up the cameras discreetly as instructed. The Premier sauntered inside the room minutes later with luscious eyes gloatingly commanding Joy to UnCloth. The look in his eye said it all,he had drunk to stupor.

He reached out for Joy's behind anc squeezed roughly as he pushed her over the bed. He commanded her to take control of his private as they laid on the bed. No sooner had he grabbed her breast than he started sleeping , snoring loudly.

He slept noisily availing Joy the opportunity to film him up close.The job was completed and she moved out of the room after the armed security had satisfied themselves that nothing contrary had happened to The Premier.
A security car was waiting downstairs to take her directly back to the brothel.

That night,no one was allowed into the brothel...
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Bomb Blast Hits Maiduguri Market by StealthyMe(m): 12:07pm On Jul 01, 2014
And Oga Obanikoro doesnt want Nigerians to speak out?
So we should all be suffering & smling as though there's nothing wrong ?

GoD Help Nigeria!
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 12:02pm On Jul 01, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: was here
Yaff been sighted Madame grin
LiteratureRe: Assignment : Blackmail by StealthyMe(op): 9:52am On Jul 01, 2014
toykathy: This ur update too small nau, wetin happen? Come update asap o
Na Nigeria's defeat ooo..*pained*
BTW, Happy New Month!
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by StealthyMe(m): 9:33am On Jul 01, 2014
Hello pls,i have a brother doing this UABS- University Advanced Basic Science - programme. Can he use his programme CGPA for direct entry admission into FUNAAB ?
FamilyRe: How To Help A Child With Low Grade In School by StealthyMe(m): 9:20am On Jul 01, 2014
reynaguy: SCHOOL OF DIPLOMA STUDIES EPINMI

NAME: OLADOKUN MICHAEL(MASTER)

SCORE: 72%,.........

NOTICE: Candidates are to get the exam scrstch card of 2000naira to enable them print out their result as soon as possible.
Why does this name and moniker sound familier ??
PoliticsRe: Stop Promoting B’haram Attacks Online, FG Warns Youths by StealthyMe(m): 8:03am On Jul 01, 2014
While Nigerians die in silence ?
Oga sir,inform the government to do the needful and see if there'll be any reason to post terrorist activities online !
SportsRe: Luiz Suarez Finally Apologises To Giorgio Chiellini For Biting Him by StealthyMe(m): 7:58am On Jul 01, 2014
If at all he proceeds to join Barca,he'll have a no bite clause in his contract !

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