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@all, i didn't put oil oooo!!!!

If it's so scary i'll take it off. . .

Besides i'm sure we all have some silly pix on our phones

@poster, what do you mean by classy? Are you saying mama-gee is classy just cos' she's always hating on nigerian men?

Now who would i personally ban? I'll be right back!!!

What are your plans this lovey dovey season. Are u gonna take her out? Is u gonna buy him something? Are you guys gonna stay in and get busy instead?

Me? I plan to hide away somewhere.

Valentine tends to put unnecessary pressure on guys like us.

@rokiatu, honestly? I just do anything that comes to mind.

You also have to realise that this is nairaland. I post stuffs like this expecting to be yabbed and insulted, not to impress anyone. This, after all, is a virtual world.

poshangel:
ehn ehn hardcore, like carrying cement ?

Lol at that!! If na cement i for don die na!!

@sparkle, lol. It wasn't vegetable oil.

I'd just done some hardcore work out and decided to take pix with my phone.

But since you say it's scary, maybe i'll take it off. Lol

Hey guys what's up? Got bored with my former profile pix so i changed it. Wanna know what you guys think. . .

Scary? Or sexy?

@fl, ehn ehn so u and mama gee are gay abi? Lol. @agaba, as far as i know, he takes his sit ups seriously. I think he tried to do anything less than 50 per day. It's just not working. And though we eat anything that crosses our paths, he's still a moderate eater. So, what say you?

@mama gee, u crack me up!!! I guess ur transgender too, seeing as u hate all 9ja men. Congrats. @agaba, he's 24. Would love to hear ur solution.

@mama gee, am i gay? How did u arrive at that? Besides, aren't u supposed to be hating nigerian men or something? @everyone, i'm confused. I never said anything about a husband na. Abi una wan impose gay status on top my head? By "my guy," i meant my friend, my homie, my guy. It's a simple naija terminology.

My guy has started growing a pot belly. He has tried everything to cut it down but nothing's working. It's starting to affect his self esteem. I keep telling him to stop beating himself up. That it's okay to have a pot. But is it okay, really? And what can he do to trim it cos he doesnt drink and he's been doing sit ups for a while?

I was about to do something crazy, but i changed my mind at the last minute. . .

Funny, so after all the bashing, harakiri and freilburger finally made up? Was expecting at least 3 pages of back and forth dissing action. Lol

Fact is, Nigerian male youths take more time exercising and caring for their bodies than the females. It's the painful truth.

The only ones you find with pot bellies are the mummies and daddies. But the youths? Dem fit pass the girls.

Girls which do you prefer. . . Guys with hairy chests or gorimapa chests? I ask this cos' i saw one of my homies shaving his chest the other day and i'm like WTF?

He says he'd rather die than leave hairs on his chest. Says gorimapa chest is the ish?

Is it. . . really? Cos i thot ladies love to run their fingers through the mass of hair on their guy's chest?

How? Lady, I have no idea. . .

Hey guys, me just want to know what the most disgusting thing you've ever done is.

The most disgusting thing i've ever done was - get this - eating a cockroach!!!

I walked into a restaurant with a friend and ordered rice. While i was munching i remember eating something really crunchy. I mistake it for a huge crayfish and keep chewing. My friend looks at me and say, "Guy, na cockroach you dey chop." I stick out my tongue and see what is left of it. The only part of the cockroach i hadn't ground to paste was it's leg.

Eeeew. . . I can almost taste the cockroach in my mouth again. _{BrB, need to go and puke!!!!}

Dont prefer any. I love girls in micro mini skirts and girls in booty hugging trousers. It makes no difference to me. And i'm sure other guys feel the same way. So long as she's pwetty. . .

No biggie. . .

@ebonyeyes, Pushing it? For crying out loud i said i was only quoting how she described me!!! Her words? What she said? Get it?

Plus it seems you think there's a difference btw cute and pretty. I know nothing about this so. . .

Care to indulge?

@itocoonlin, are you the guy famous for having 11 serious girlfriends?!

It's a pleasure meeting you sir. We all look up to you sir. You too gbaski sir.

You have 11 girlfriends sir. Let this one go sir. You'll have 10 girlfriends left sir.

It's simple arithmetic sir. . .

I expect this to be a no-brainer, but i might be wrong.

Who knows what these Daughters of Eve truly want?

Neways, she bounced me so hard, and so many times, i feel like i've been discriminated against cos of the reason she gave.

Tribalism, racism. . . Is there a word for what she's doing to me?

Why would I diss such a pretty boi like yourself?

That's you being sarcastic again, innit?

So what do you want Nl to do now, pretty boi. . . .  Go and find a woman that thinks you're not pretty

Why do i get the feeling that we might spend the next few pages dissing each other? Anyways, that's one of the things i like about you. . . Your Diss-ability. Lol

Besides, i only asked a harmless question. What's the biggie?

@hermosa, yes i really posted this thread. . .

FL Gators:
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She dey diss you, you dey feel funky[/color]

U don start again. Who said anything about being funky? I'm only quoting what she said word for word. Didn't like the sound of it myself. . .

It doesnt sound silly. . . IT IS SILLY!!!

Hey guys, been on this girl's case for a while but she's been bouncing me for so long i'm kinda used to it now.
Been chasing her since august last year.

Her reason? I'm pretty, i look like a player, and i remind her of her ex.

I can't let go cos i really feel she might be the one, you know? How do i convince her that i really love her? Cos i do.

Abeg o you guys should clear things up for me. After season 3 i bought season 4(at least i thought so), the one with Tbag in it.But at the start of the season it said, "Volume 5 - Redemption." That got me confused cos i thot it was supposed to be volume 4. And i stopped at that place where Tbag brought down that police station with his powers.

Please, am i watching season 4 or 5?

Brave heart

Titanic

The notebook(comes a close second after the titanic!!)

Just thinking about them makes me sad all over again. . . _{Sob sob}